I fish my brother in the river every day

As soon as Ranpo's words came out, Kunikida had vague doubts about the candidate.

Sure enough, a few months later.

A newcomer in a sand-colored windbreaker with the face of a previously entrusted person held his hand cordially:

"Isn't this Kunikida?"

"haven't seen you for a long time."

"..."

Truth be told, he wished never to see him again.

Behind Dazai is Rio who has disappeared for several months and hasn't come to the detective agency. She smiled:

"Mr. Kunikida, I haven't seen you for four months and your hair is still so thick."

"...do you have an opinion?"

Rui Xu walked around him to pick a case as if nothing had happened:

"Please don't mind, you can ignore me."

"..."

On the other side, Dazai was still talking about old times with a smile on his face:

"Although Kunikida likes to interrupt me looking for women to die in love, I don't hold grudges very much, so please give me your advice in the future."

Kunikida couldn't help but said:

"Shouldn't the point be not to find someone to die for love during working hours?"

Dazai looked at him in disbelief:

"What are you talking about, Kunikida?"

"This is as unreasonable as the rule [club members are not allowed to fall in love]."

"Don't twist the facts for me."

"What I'm saying is the truth. Science shows that women are more likely to be invited to commit suicide during the workday than usual."

Kunikida paused:

"Is there such a research?"

It's incredible.

The next second—

Dazai said briskly:

"I lied to you."

"..."

Except for the addition of a suicidal partner, everything will be the same as usual.

Kunikida comforted himself after Dazai passed the entrance examination.

So, in just one week.

Kunikida experienced Dazai committing suicide by jumping into a river but was entangled in a fishing net. The police notified the detective agency to collect him;

Dazai invited a beautiful woman to die in love, and the other party euphemistically sent a letter of complaint to the detective agency;

Dazai eats poisonous mushrooms in the office, and the clerk begs him to wake someone up...

Incidents like this are outrageous.

One day, Dazai skipped work again, and Kunikida stopped Rio who had finished handing in the report.

"Do you have his contact information?"

Li Xu said very naturally:

"As for the phone number, doesn't Mr. Kunikida also have it?"

"Not a phone number, can you contact someone now?"

"Then let me see."

Li Xu clicked on the red dot map:

"He's floating in the Tsurumi River. Mr. Kunikida can go downriver to guard."

"He didn't go out with you?"

Ryu tilted his head slightly:

"I'm not going to Tsurumi River to enter the water. Since the destination is different, why do we go out together?"

"..."

It sounds weird and reasonable.

Ranpo flipped through Riu's report and narrowed his eyes:

"You won't come to the detective agency for a while."

Estimated according to her usual frequency of receiving tasks.

"Yes."

Riu expresses her thoughts on traveling.

She received Bisji's communication from another world.

After clearing the island of greed, you can get three takeaway cards.

Ryu was immediately moved.

After finishing the report overnight, he planned to enter the game.

Luanbu stared at her for two seconds, then casually said:

"When will you be back next time?"

Taking into account the rich level design of Greed Island and her true intention of giving herself a vacation, Riu made a conservative estimate:

"Two years later."

Of course, I still have to come back from time to time to do urgent tasks.

【…】

Ranpo asked with great interest:

"Have you talked to Dazai?"

Li Xu nodded: "I said it this morning."

Then her brother said calmly that she could add another zero.

Come back in 20 years.

Li Xu raised calculation questions with a very high EQ:

"I know that I need to help you sweep the grave, how tall will the grass on your grave be in 20 years?"

"..."

Before entering the game, Rio calls Bisji who has cleared the level.

I got the reply of [Enjoy the game, you can pass the level].

"It means following the rules and not being opportunistic."

After Lixu hung up the phone, he deduced the meaning of the words.

“After all, this game was co-produced by Kim.”

It's normal for him to design the customs clearance rules like this.

Rixu glanced at the mass of milky white kittens at his feet.

"You have read it."

This is to activate the telekinetic ability to start the game.

The kitten inserts the memory card into the card slot.

The next second—

Perform the cat disappearing technique on the spot.

"Is this... teleportation?"

Rio became a little interested, and then entered the game.

The island of greed is the same as the hunter test, and there are players similar to Dongba who specialize in attacking newcomers.

As soon as Riu landed on the grass, she noticed the annoying sights around her.

She lowered her eyes, looked at the kitten on the ground, and wrote lightly:

"Choose someone to teach him a lesson."

She doesn't want to have to constantly kill mosquitoes while playing games.

The kitten jumped out in an instant and hammered the player with the card book in front of him into the pit.

He was about to use a spell card, but a pen was held against his throat.

The novice kid who thought it was easy to deal with squatted down and spoke slowly:

"Next, you can only nod or shake your head at the questions I ask."

"If you talk—"

"I'll kill you."

forest.

While roasting the meat, Xiaojie counted the time.

"Rio should have entered the game."

Qi Ya sat on the ground and raised his eyes:

"It's time to sympathize with other players in Isle of Greed."

He is a professional in killing people, and someone is also professional in eating black people.

Xiaojie smiled:

"Rio must be able to take good care of herself."

Qi Ya sneered:

"Handmaiden Panda really takes care of her like she's on vacation."

Gambling Town, Duria Division.

Li Xu lay on the sofa and said lazily:

"In reality, the town would have been inflated."

【…】

Thankfully Isle of Greed has a specific storyline.

otherwise--

The system reasonably suspects that if someone stays for a few more days, he will be surrounded by npcs and become the mayor.

Li Xu ate the crepe cooked by the maid Panda, very regretful:

"While I would love to bring home this panda who likes to cook and clean, it's hard to explain to my brother why a panda cooks and cleans."

[Thanks to the taskers for being able to put the overall situation first]

The system's words are very meaningless.

Someone playing Greed Island is the same as going back to Happy Home.

As soon as he appears on the stage, he will eat black and white, understand the game information at all levels, and easily skip the novice period.

After gaining fame, he persuaded a wave of players who wanted to grab cards.

There are no passers-by who don't have eyesight to disturb her, and her life is so leisurely that even the leader Zai who is far away next door would envy her.

In her hand is a palm mermaid singing with a gentle voice, the maid panda is holding a plate of various fruits from the harvest tree, and beside her is a fragrant girl exuding a comfortable fragrance...

Li Xu couldn't help sighing:

"I don't even want to pass the level."

Wouldn't it be nice to stay here to enjoy the services of designated cards?

【...Perhaps you remember the urgent mission? 】

Ryu waved his hand:

"I've stayed on Greed Island for two years and haven't cleared the customs. Do you know what that means?"

【It means you still have too few urgent tasks】

"wrong."

Li Xu took a sip of the wine-producing spring that had been left for a week, and said casually:

"It means that you can enjoy this kind of service, it doesn't matter whether you pass the customs or not."

【You don't want three cards? 】

Li Xu raised his head and carefully analyzed the system:

"After clearing the level, there are only three designated cards, but in the game I have a book card."

She said unhurriedly:

"Besides, I don't need game cards in reality."

This is true.

The red dot map cooperates with the space jump, as long as the enemy is not too strong, there is no problem in surviving.

No matter how bad it is, there is a blood lock visa.

The system knows this, so even if it's numb, it can only watch someone's increasingly extravagant daily life.

Although Rio is living a happy life of a high-end player in Greed Island, she can still complete various commissions with high quality every time she returns to Yokohama.

The final report can even be used as an excellent model.

Dun was a little dazed before he looked at it.

In fact, Rio doesn't seem like someone who can obediently write reports.

Kunikida explained to him while pushing his glasses:

"Reports are the exception."

After all, it is a transaction condition.

Dun, who didn't know why, studied the report carefully, and the more he read it, the more frightened he became:

"Mr. Kunikida, was this written by Rio alone?"

The comprehensive information revealed in it is not like a single supernatural person can complete.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the result of the cooperation of the supernatural group.

Kunikida tapped the keyboard with no emotion on his face:

"So, both [Rio's real ability] and [Dazai's previous job] are one of the unbelievable."

"..."

Strange doubts increased.

In fact, the relationship between Rio and Atsushi is surprisingly good.

In this regard, Dr. Yosano said:

"Probably because of Lixu's unusual animal attraction."

When she said this, the scalpel used for dissection had not been put down, and the corners of her lips curled up as she watched the person:

"Please give me the corpse for research after death."

Ryu took a few steps back.

"No, I'm super afraid of pain even after death."

Dr. Yosano's eyes fell on the side of her face.

"I will treat you for free after you are injured."

"Is this exchange okay?"

Riu didn't want to be canned formalin, she refused.

"Fatally wounded, I—"

Before he finished speaking, the smiling Dazai grabbed the nape of his neck.

"Agreed to donate."

"..."

Her brother, an outlaw, tried to cross the line of the law and donate her body against his will.

After handing in the task book, Li Xu immediately decided to run to the island of greed to heal the non-existent trauma.

However, the system's watered-down visas landed her in places she never envisioned.

——Dark Continent.

It is not that Riu is not in contact with the outside world.

The melody cursed by the "Dark Sonata", the Nanika who can satisfy all wishes, the chimeric ants that caused a sharp decrease in population...

These clearly spread the danger of the Dark Continent.

She may go to the Dark Continent in the future, but she is by no means unprepared now.

After the system judges that there is a fatal danger, it immediately starts defensive measures.

Dazai, who was lying on the sofa of the detective agency listening to music, was caught off guard and took off his earphones.

This scene has been familiar for a long time.

The last time I was abused outside.

What about this time?

He turned around and saw the situation of the person clearly.

In good spirits, alive and kicking.

"mischief?"

Rio propped up the sofa and sat up:

"Accident, sorry."

"Are you in the infirmary with Dr. Yosano?"

"I have something I want to find—"

Before the words were finished, flesh and blood splattered suddenly, and the intact right arm turned into blood foam.

The smell of blood was so strong that everyone in the room could smell it.

Dun rushed out the door immediately:

"I'm going to find Dr. Yosano."

Li Xu reacted faster and used [Space Jump] to teleport himself to the infirmary, speaking very fast:

"I agree with your last proposal."

She paused with Yosano Akiko, took out the chainsaw, and prepared to give her a [please don't die] quickly and accurately.

Ryu: "Wait."

Yosano put down the chainsaw and observed her injury:

"You know the conditions for my ability to activate, and the current injury is not fatal."

next second.

The right leg turned into a puddle of blood in the same way.

The cat, which has not shed so much blood in more than ten years, is so painful that it can hardly breathe.

Changed his look with Xie Ye:

"Extraordinary ability?"

The cat's eyes and pupils are wet, and it looks very pitiful, and it still doesn't forget to shake the pot:

"Yes."

"Who made it?"

"I didn't see it clearly."

At that time, Hei was so black that she couldn't see her fingers. If she saw an unknown creature doing this to her, she would level up and hunt it down until it became extinct.

Pulling the corner of Xie Ye's lips, looking at the tearful Mao Maotou in front of him, he could only say:

"If it's a supernatural ability, I'll call Dazai in."

[Please don't die] Can't eliminate supernatural powers.

Hearing this, Li Xu looked at his missing half body and said sadly:

"Then I'm afraid you don't want me to die."

"...Then what do you want?"

Li Xu waited for a while, and finally waited until the main system gave her the permission to temporarily access the human body structure, and added a note to support self-help.

So, she straightened up again and cleared her throat.

"Wherever I point, you can cut whatever you want."

There are several seed-like objects moving in her body, and their distribution tracks can be clearly seen through the red dot map of the human body.

at this time--

The door of the infirmary was pushed open, and Dazai leaned against the door panel, curling the corners of his lips.

"In that case, let me do it."

He stepped forward and poured Xie Ye a glass of water.

"It's just a matter of time to take a break with Dr. Yosano."

Rio:? ? ?

Yosano looked at Dazai who looked calm, and then at Rio lying on the bed of blood.

He casually said:

"Then I'll go out first, call me when you're done."

Rio:? !

She stared at Yu Xie Ye without blinking, her eyes were red.

"I want a regular doctor."

Poor and wronged.

Xie Ye paused slightly.

next moment.

Dazai walked to the hospital bed, his height of 1.8 meters completely blocked Rio's sight.

"You'll be given local anesthesia."

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

Rio is like a rotten cat that has lost its vitality:

"Then come."

She is not a robot, and if she drags on, it will hurt herself.

Technically speaking, her brother had been in Mr. Sen's clinic before, so he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the heart, liver, lungs, kidneys and spleen.

It's just a big visual impact.

Looking at his face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Li Xu had... the terrible illusion of being dismembered.

Afterwards, Lixu lay on the table with a lollipop that was fed at random, heartbroken:

"Human beings really can't immerse themselves in capital life."

She should clear the Island of Greed and get [Archangel's Breath]

"I want to heal today's shadow with delicious food."

A shadow was cast in front of her, and her brother's cold hands ran through her hair.

Rio, who had just walked out of the infirmary, fell asleep in a second.

In the warm light, Maomao closed her eyes, her side face was swollen by the sugar balls, and she was unbelievably quiet compared to usual.

Kunikida poured her a glass of warm water:

"Take a break."

A muffled voice came from the table:

"Thank you."

Dazai tapped the table with his other hand.

"get off work."

Li Xu had no choice but to open his eyes, and followed him back step by step.

Along the way, neither of them spoke.

After returning home, Dazai looked down at her.

The cat who watched his internal organs being taken out bit by bit is still listless.

The arrogant kitten, who is rarely beaten, stared longingly at his non-existent right hand the whole time.

Apart from pointing out the location, he was too clever to make any other demands.

because.

At that time, he flashed countless kinds——

Ideas for cutting the kitten's throat.