Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

After breakfast, 23 stretched out his hand and pressed on Steve's shoulder who was about to tidy up the dining table and the kitchen. His dark golden eyes narrowed undeniably, and then he got up spontaneously to clean up the dishes.

Maybe it’s because Steve’s body that hasn’t been injected with super soldier serum is too fragile, he suffers from asthma, is emaciated and sickly, or it’s because of the loyal family dog ​​that 23 developed in the Gotham dungeon and Guhuo bird dungeon. Leaving Steve to do the housework alone, 23 always felt uneasy, as if he was bullying the underage poor.

So the mutant stood up, glanced condescendingly at Bucky, who took the last bite of food, and paused for a moment on his puffed round cheeks, and then, with a sudden sense of self-confidence and victory, he vowed Said to Steve: "Don't worry, I'll be fine! From now on, you don't have to bother your best friend with such trivial matters!"

Steve only felt a warm palm on his shoulder, and pressed him firmly on the sofa in the living room with undeniable force, and then the tall mutant cleared away the dishes without saying a word , not feeling anything wrong, stuffed himself into the small kitchen of the apartment, and began to stand by the sink washing pots and dishes.

Bucky: "..."

brush!pot!wash!bowl!

A super vicious .jpg mutant with a muscular physique like a brown bear. Just because he grabbed the job of washing dishes, he looked over with a bit of victorious pride in his eyes, as if washing the dishes could make his wife and children warm Like the head of a kang, what is he happy about?

Bucky was dumbfounded.

However, perhaps the small kitchen in Steve’s apartment was too unfriendly to his tall figure of just over 1.9 meters, so after only 2 minutes, two cheerful small veins popped on the forehead of the mutant, and he transformed back to The image of the weak little oriental beauty.

Seeing the exquisite and beautiful oriental girl as beautiful as porcelain stroke her arms boldly, and then roll up her sleeves to wash the pots and dishes, even if she knew that the other party was Lu Zhishen, a master of women's clothing, Bucky couldn't convince his own aesthetics, so he poured himself a glass Shui sat next to Steve, with two long legs that had nowhere to rest crossed on one side, and said with difficulty and sincerity: "Steve, three days away, I admire you with admiration."

"If you stay until night, Bucky, Ciball will probably let you know why I'm so calm about these scenes now."

Steve seriously recalled the times when he was with Ibaraki yesterday, and he sincerely said to his friend: "To be honest, before last night, I never thought that my ability to accept things would be so good. High, this is really...too much."

Bucky leaned close to his two brothers, quickly winked at his friend, and teased: "You are too modest, I think you obviously accepted it well, and you still call him Ciqiu, what kind of pet name is that? ?”

For Steve, Ibaraki, who obeyed his words, restrained his arrogant and irritable nature, and restrained all his fangs and claws. He was indeed dangerous and cute. Facing their chicken-and-duck interaction, Bucky even felt that he was My best friend seems to have a big dog, although he himself is a gentle and upright little golden retriever.

And Steve looked at Bucky's teasing expression with a smile, not only did not show the slightest shy expression, he even denied it quite calmly: "What, pet name? The third time, you really think too much."

Bucky quickly raised the corner of his lower lip, and said meaningfully: "But you call him Ciqiu, it sounds cute, but you never even gave me such a nickname, we grew up together !"

Bucky wanted to tease his buddy, but it turns out that even a bean sprout-like Captain America, he's Captain America.

Steve looked at him gently: "...It can be seen, little orange cat prince, you learned a lot of strange things in the military camp."

Bucky was dumbfounded: "..."

Orange!cat!Small!king!son!

Although the barracks is indeed where most of the nasty talk gathers, do you think I don't know that orange cats are not cats, but a kind of pig? !

There was a smile in Steve's clear blue eyes: "Bucky?"

Bucky angrily changed the subject.

"To be honest, the moment you pushed open the door, there was a buzz in my head, as if a hundred little bees were flying around in front of my eyes."

Bucky turned his head and glanced at the kitchen, then turned his head quickly, gritted his teeth and said, "It's exactly the type I like, but thanks to him, I may not have any more than any oriental girl in three years." The idea of ​​friendship, no matter how gentle and beautiful it is!"

Who knows if they will be bigger than you when they lift their skirts.

Steve: "..."

Steve watched him with a look of bewildered sympathy.

Then Bucky sat up, and suddenly thought of a very frightening question. He hesitated for a moment, tried to adjust his expression so that he didn't look so gossip, and then asked in a low voice: "Tell me, Steve, where do you sleep?" When I was on the same bed, which form Ibaraki used will determine whether I will introduce you to a beautiful and lovely girl like Ruina, or a handsome man."

He succeeded, and the question of this scale really made Steve's ears red and uncomfortable. His handsome face gradually became hot, and he couldn't help explaining: "In addition to the human form, Ibaraki also has a species called Ibaraki." In ball form, it looks like a soft fluffy ball pillow, so I'm not, I'm not... right?"

Bucky's gray-green eyes blinked, and he actually showed a little disappointment, and said sadly: "...I take back the previous praise, you let me down, Steve, you are handsome, kind, gentle, upright and can draw Painting is just getting out of the order, it's not that difficult, right?"

Steve smiled wryly: "...But it's true, I suffer from asthma, I'm sickly, I can't even pass the military medical examination, and of course no girl wants to date me, I'm used to it."

Bucky sighed, "They don't even know how good you are."

"It's just some human women who don't know what to do! My best friend is a man who wants to rule the world, so why would I care!"

The big monster with pricked ears in the kitchen jumped out in a second, blocked Bucky's view of Steve with his tall body, and said very vigilantly: "My best friend! Don't believe human nonsense, women and wine are the best Things that can easily take your mind away, they will make you lose yourself completely! My best friend Shuten-douji is a lesson from the past!"

Steve, who doesn't have a girlfriend because of his poor health and doesn't drink much at all: "...Shuten-douji?"

The mutant's dark golden eyes suddenly became hot, and he breathed heavily and said excitedly: "That's right! My only good friend Shuten-douji, he is like a bright lighthouse in the darkness. He is not only superior in strength, smart in mind, but also Frighteningly calm and cautious!"

Even though Steve was used to Ibaraki's outrageous compliments, he was still curious about Shuten-douji who had such a high evaluation in his mouth, not to mention considering the other party's not-so-good past, caring Steve didn't ask a word. Now that Ibaraki brought it up, he said, "It's incredible, it's the first time I've heard you have such a high opinion of other people."

"Because my best friend is so strong and calm! Flawless! He deserves all the praises in the world!"

Soon, the mutant's longing expression suddenly changed, and he gritted his teeth: "But what's annoying is that he forgot my existence, and even became obsessed with an ordinary woman named Hongye, and became lost for her." A drunkard with a fighting spirit, even followed her to the world of ordinary humans, so I came here too, looking for his trace!"

Speaking of this, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked at the gentle Steve, and added: "It is also because of this that I can meet another best friend! Steve!"

Steve: "..."

Considering that the conversation with Ibaraki and Duck has happened more than once, Bucky and Steve wisely began to translate his words according to their own understanding and worldview, the general idea is as follows——

Shuten-douji, who is also a mutant like Ibaraki, fell in love with an ordinary person, but with Ibaraki's attitude towards ordinary people, he obviously didn't agree with this matter. Maybe the girl named Hongye didn't like mutants either, so early on In order to pursue love, this mutant named Jiuten left the gathering place of mutants and gave up the struggle with human beings. As the only true friend, Ibaraki had to leave with him and wanted to take him back. But I have experienced many things along the way, and even lost an arm, but I have been unable to find anyone.

It is also because of this that Ibaraki, who lost his only true friend, was so shocked by Steve's kindness. After confirming that he is not a human being who plots evil, he gave the warmest response without hesitation.

It is justifiable and irrefutable.

Considering the unfriendliness of human beings to mutants, and the rumored mutant experiments of Hydra and certain foundations, Bucky frowned with some concern, and asked, "Does your best friend have any characteristics in appearance? How does the ability compare to yours? Sorry, I didn't mean to inquire, but the human world is not safe for mutants who are alone, if... In short, we may be able to help."

"My friend Shuten-douji, as perfect as Steve!"

Bucky noticed that the mutant's expression softened a little, but he still couldn't restrain that arrogant, condescending attitude as if he was born with it. He sneered and said: "My best friend Jiu Tun, his strength is far stronger than mine! No Anyone can defeat him! It is impossible for mere human beings to threaten him. I am just a newcomer, and I have not adapted to the world of ordinary people for the time being. When my strength is fully recovered, I can sense the breath of my friend and go to meet him !"

The mutant looked at Bucky fiercely: "But now, I want to be optimistic about my other best friend! My best friend, don't listen to cunning human beings, obsessed with women, and lose your strength and fighting spirit!"

Steve: "..."

This sentence is full of slots, for a moment he actually felt that Ibaraki's thinking was a little cute, terrible, a little want to laugh, and he had to hold back.

Bucky was thoughtful, and found out the key points accurately: "So the conclusion is that I can't find a girlfriend when I was young, and I will continue to be single for 20 years?"

The mutant sneered, and proudly said: "My best friend only needs me. Is my beauty comparable to those human women?"

Bucky: "..."

Steve: "..."