Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

"Is my beauty comparable to those human women?"

The mutant is obviously full of confidence in his female mimicry. He looks conceited and stands proudly, unabashedly showing his curvaceous and attractive figure, and his clear amber eyes slightly narrowed under the mimicry: "Whoever Male and female, except for my close friends Shuten Doji and Steve, there is no one in the world who is more handsome and beautiful than me!"

Bucky looked at him dumbfounded.

The mutant beauty with a beautiful silhouette raised her jaw slightly, and she was so proud and conceited. He still maintained a female figure, but his momentum was fierce and oppressive, and this arrogant, somewhat inhuman, cold posture made him feel a little bit more. Very dangerous and thrilling special beauty - again, it is completely his favorite type!

But in the next second, this deep and sexy "best friend", with an aura called "Sexual orientation will bend you", pulled him back in time from "the beauty of Lu Zhishen, a master of women's clothing".

Forget it, forget it, the world is not straightforward.

Then he thought about it, and considering Ibaraki's canine attributes of "obedience to Steve", a small bright yellow light bulb suddenly lit up above his head, as if he had obtained a strategy for clearing the RPG game, and turned his head to look at Steve, sincerely said: "You are right, our Steve is blond and blue-eyed, just like a little angel!"

Sure enough, the violent boss of the final level was shunned in a second, and with a kind of admiring gaze of "Yes, although you are just an ordinary human being, but I think you have a good aesthetic and a bright future", he gave him a rare and gentle glance, loyal Dog-like and well-behaved like a primary school girl.

Bucky picked up the water glass with a relaxed expression - he just has this ability, as a feline, no matter how irritable Wang can smooth his fur.

As for Steve, who was praised as more beautiful by the women's clothing boss, he completely lost his usual gentleness and calmness. He was shocked by the amount of information contained in this sentence and coughed violently. He looked at Ibaraki in disbelief, and just thought After saying something, another sudden brake came on.

Considering that the new friend's straightforward and cute thinking circuit, Steve once again overturned the not-so-pure and friendly understanding in his mind, reconsidered the language, and asked: "Sorry, there seems to be a problem with our communication, you What did you just say?"

The mutant blinked blankly, his amber pupils were covered by his slender eyelashes, and there was a hazy beauty in the morning light, then he leaned over and put his arms on Steve's sides, with Undoubted taste, repeated without hesitation: "Friends, never indulge in alcohol and women, all you need is me!"

Speaking of this, he added in detail: "It's okay to drink good wine occasionally, and I can also sing and dance with women to add to the fun. Speaking of graceful figure and graceful body, I have seen many buskers who are good at this in Ping'an capital. You will never disappoint your best friend!"

Bucky: "...cough cough cough!!!"

Bucky took a silent look at the posture of the pair of "best friends", then reviewed Ibaraki's reply, and swallowed his last mouthful of water with difficulty.

It’s no wonder that Bucky thinks too much, this posture of women on top and men on bottom really challenges Steve’s masculinity, and the phantom of Ibaraki’s body that is looming around him almost completely covers Steve himself in his own shadow. At a glance, they feel that they are in 3P.

Steve was also speechless: "..."

Something seems wrong.

He coughed lightly with a reddish face, then watched helplessly as he forcibly squeezed a thigh between himself and Bucky, stubbornly blocked Bucky's view, and gave him a girl's heart-thumping Ibaraki , lightly patted his arm to signal back.

Apparently Steve has also noticed that there seems to be something wrong with the current posture. Are they a little too close?

The mutant retreated a bit reluctantly, but he still guarded against Bucky who taught/abetted/Steve to have a girlfriend. His clear eyes glanced between the two of them, trying to find his own position.

However, as a man who studied art, Steve has an extremely distinctive characteristic of an art student-poverty.

...So his loveseat is really just a literal loveseat. After two adult men sat down, it was full and there was no room for it. Fortunately, Steve was thin and Ibaraki was a female mimic, otherwise he would have Can't get a leg in.

The lost dog didn't even wag his tail.

He whispered: "My dear friend, the belief of the strong is the foundation of strength. Your fragile body can't bear any erosion from women and strong alcohol. The femininity is okay. My mimicry beauty is the best in Kyoto, and my tolerance is poor These women will naturally run away in shame, but my best friend, remember, don’t get drunk after drinking, it’s too hurtful, if my friend’s spirit wine is here, it can relieve a little bit... But I don’t know when I will be able to feel it To Shuten-douji, my dear friend."

After understanding the other party's thoughts, Steve explained to Ibaraki with difficulty: "I am not a mutant, and I am not the same as your former best friend. Bucky and I are just ordinary human males who need normal social interaction in human society. For example, friends and girlfriends, this part is normal and will not reach the level of addiction."

The big dog nodded thoughtfully.

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Steve felt that his new friend might not agree with his self-control, so he used his own way to protect him.

Because in the next half a week, he was shocked to find that Ibaraki never switched back to his real body. He maintained a delicate and beautiful female mimicry like porcelain, and completely retracted all dangerous fangs and claws, with a soft voice. Like trembling petals under the snow.

This may be the ultimate dream of every normal man——

An all-powerful beauty, obedient, eager to wait for your return in the apartment, the beauty almost makes Steve suspect that the male side of Ibaraki in his memory is just a nightmare.

If it wasn't for Ibaraki turning into a fluffy ball of Ibaraki in front of him every night at eight o'clock, telling his best friend to move inside with a deep, sexy bass, Steve would have believed him.

"Don't think so pessimistically, artist."

Bucky, who came to visit again, put his arms around his friend's shoulders and denied his guess. He gave an example: "I think your best friend may just value your every word too much, so when you find your healthy daily life After actually lacking a girlfriend, I used a little special method to help you make up for this, girlfriend problem."

Steve: "..."

He actually felt that what Bucky said seemed to make sense.

Bucky patted his thin chest, stuffed two movie tickets into Steve's old-fashioned shirt pocket, and said with a smile: "But you may not have these troubles in the future, I made an appointment for you A beautiful girl with brown eyes and long eyelashes, although her personality is a little hot for you, she is definitely your favorite type."

Steve held the movie ticket helplessly: "I'll make her feel bored, and most of the time, the girls are just asking me about your preferences instead of focusing on the movies on the screen."

He didn't think that Bucky would really... In fact, he didn't know which kind of girl he liked best, and long eyelashes and caramel eyes were Bucky's favorite type, tied with blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Don't worry, Ophelia likes a gentle and handsome canine art student like you, not a cat man like me."

Bucky couldn't see the mutant standing behind him with an expression of "don't leave school if you have the ability", he scratched his chin without any sense of crisis, and asked, "By the way, Steve, yours?" How about the medical form? Although I don't really approve of you going into the army... yes, it is really too dangerous, but if you really want to do it, you know I will always stand in front of you and help you ,Right."

Mentioning this matter, even Steve couldn't help but sighed for himself who had been defeated repeatedly, and then said: "There is no result yet, but this time the opportunity is great, I met a kind gentleman .”

Bucky raised his eyebrows: "Look at your expression, it looks like a golden retriever kicked by the master, well, let's not mention this for now."

He turned the topic back to movie tickets and appointments, nagging and said: "Tomorrow at 04:30 p.m., I know you will be absolutely free at that time, so please don't be absent, Ophelia is already I made it clear that she likes the literary type like you. I don't know when we will go to the battlefield, but I think you should want to have a romantic relationship with a beautiful girl before entering the barracks full of men Dating, whatever the outcome."

Steve put away the movie tickets: "I'll go, at least I can't put a lady's dove, it's really rude."

Bucky said enthusiastically: "After the movie is over, there is a ballroom opposite. Be more romantic, Steve, you must remember to invite her for a dance or something, and send her home at the end, how about it?"

It's exactly the way the little prince of Brooklyn flirts.

Steve reassured: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."

Then he heard a very muffled, "squeaky" sound.

Steve: "...?"

Steve turned his head, and the mutant walked to the kitchen trash can with a blank expression. His white and soft palm slowly opened, and he was holding a handful of off-white powder in his hand—it was originally a spoon.

Bucky: "..." Why does my back feel a little cold?

He bit the bullet, and said with difficulty to 23 who was wearing the shell of an oriental beauty: "What's the matter, brother? You don't look good."

The mutant gave him a sideways look and said, "I'm thinking about what I should wear tomorrow night so that I can outshine everyone in the ballroom."

Attitude, degree, relative, when, friend, good.