Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

"Don't be so nervous, artist, I won't eat your mutant beauty, right, so what are you doing with that expression?"

Bucky stretched his arms around his friend's thin shoulders, revealing two strands of mischievous short brown hair under the military cap that was crookedly buttoned up. He chuckled lightly and joked to his friend, "You know I love blondes with big breasts the most." Spicy sweetheart, or a pure and innocent oriental girl, a soft little milk dog is never in my consideration, OK?"

Steve struggled: "...Yes, I know, but I have to tell you that Ibaraki may be a little different from what you imagined."

"Of course, of course, you said that he is dangerous. After all, the average force value of mutants is there. I understand it, and I won't anger him."

His friend coughed solemnly. Even though he knew he couldn't see anything, he still glanced at the cat's eyes, then tidied up his military uniform, and patted Steve's wrinkled skirt by the way, saying seriously : "It's rare for you to have other friends. I will get along well with him, and I will definitely pay attention to propriety, I promise."

Steve rang the doorbell and said sincerely: "I just hope you can calm down. No matter what you see, at least don't scream. You know that the sound insulation of my apartment is not very good, and the neighbors will be dissatisfied."

Just kidding, even if your new friend is a mutant, he's no more handsome than the admittedly young Prince of Brooklyn.

Bucky nodded cooperatively, he didn't think mutants would be so scary at all, but as long as he thought that his friends who had been single for more than 20 years would eventually end their mother's solo, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows vigorously: "Of course, I promise, you think Am I scared?"

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In the next second, Steve, who was carrying vegetables, pushed open the door.

Bucky: "Damn!!!!!!"

In the living room of Steve's clean and tidy apartment, there is indeed a delicate and fragile oriental beauty like porcelain standing there. Her skin is as smooth as jade, her waist is unbearably slender, her outline is soft, her figure is elegant, and her black hair is as smooth as flowing clouds. The shoulders are like the stunning beauties painted on the precious oriental porcelain that the rich people flock to.

too!good!look!up!It's exactly his type!

Bucky groaned in his head.

A hundred little bees buzzing in his head!

really!Where is such a weak and lovely oriental girl in danger?And, we agreed, what about the poor little dog who is waiting for Steve to come home every day, or the soft and cute little milk dog? !

"...I feel like I've been tricked."

Bucky stood at the door of Steve's apartment, staring blankly at the oriental girl in the living room who was full of innocence on the left face and innocent on the right face, and turned to look at his friend's expression in disbelief: "Did you Tell me which oriental girl you are living with, it's incredible, did your flirting skills improve so quickly without me knowing?"

"I didn't, put away your bold thoughts, that's Ibaraki."

Steve shrugged helplessly, spread his hands and said, "I told you earlier, Bucky, don't be too surprised, okay, you should be prepared."

"What...but didn't you say Ibaraki was a man when you were on the road? Come on, artist, how could I guess that!"

His cat-like round and lovely gray-green eyes blinked blankly, and after calmly sweeping across the only single bed in the apartment, Bucky showed an expression of sudden realization, and said sadly: "I Got it... I misread you, Steve!"

The innocent Steve looked blank: "What???"

Considering his friend's image in the eyes of beautiful girls, Bucky could only lean into his ear and whispered: "You know I never compete with my friends for girls, even though it's one of my favorite types, but you actually said He is a man! Which man has such a thin waist!"

Steve: "...you listen to me explain."

Bucky said calmly, "I'm listening, brother."

"...Well, there is actually nothing to explain. When Ibaraki recovers his body, you will know why I said that."

Steve, who faced a ball without opening the door, was really relieved by Bucky's worldview. He winked at his friend with a bit of a teasing taste, then quickly changed his slippers, and said with a gentle expression: "I'm back, Ibaraki, have you been waiting long?"

23, who has the appearance of a weak little beauty, followed the character design of the best friend, rushed to Steve's hand eagerly, and shouted in a deep and sexy male voice: "Exactly 36 minutes, best friend!"

Bucky thought: That's right, Steve really has a vision, he is extraordinary when he makes a move, he has a nice voice, deep, sexy and magnetic, a little milk dog who is waiting for his master to come home, it seems right to say so.

and many more……

Low, sexy and magnetic? ? ? ! ! !

Straight man of steel, crashing online.

The hundred buzzing bees in Bucky's mind suddenly quieted down. He opened his gray-green/cat eyes wide in disbelief, stared at the slender figure in front of him, and let out three Watch Remodeling Voices: "...WTF! WHAT IS THIS?!!"

"Watch the language, Bucky."

Steve, who has already accepted his new friend "Lin Daiyu upside down and weeping willow" in just one night, said without changing his face: "Ibaraki is a mutant, in order to hide his identity, of course Will need some dresses, no, disguises."

Bucky looked at him inexplicably: "..."

I accepted it so quickly, I found out that it is really amazing now.

Then he hung the military cap and coat on the hanger, took a deep breath, tried to recover his collapsed three views, and showed a gentle and friendly smile: "Hello, Mr. Ibaraki."

The next second, Bucky saw the mutant squint his beautiful amber eyes (hell, how come his eyelashes are so long, even the color of his eyes is very close to his favorite caramel color), not so He said friendlyly: "My dear friend, who is this? Where are the human beings from!"

The territory is violated, and the loyal dog becomes a mad dog in a second.

Bucky recalled his friend's description of the domestic rabies on the way back—"You don't know, Bucky, Ibaraki has lost a lot of things before, and he has always been alone, so as long as someone shows him a little kindness, he will Treat each other as your best friend."

Bucky: "..."

Bucky: "...I feel like I've been tricked once again."

Steve also settled down. In fact, after he was brought back to his apartment in Brooklyn, Ibaraki was like some kind of wild beast tamed by a strong man, gradually shrinking his fangs and claws, expressing his straightforward and hot sincere emotions. , showing his loyal and docile side, almost made Steve forget his casual arrogance when facing those robbers, and his indifference to deprivation of life, why would he suddenly behave to Bucky now? Come out aggressively?

Could it be that he was worried that his identity as a mutant would be exposed?

Steve didn't know anything about his best friend Shura Field, he patted Ibaraki reassuringly, and said, "Don't be afraid, this is my friend James Barnes, you can also call him Bucky, We grew up together, he is my best friend, he has the same views on mutants as I do, and will never reveal your identity."

The situation that he expected the two friends to get along with each other did not happen at all. It is rare for Steve to make new friends, even if he is a mutant who wears women's clothing, so Bucky is very friendly, but Ibaraki...

The black-purple demonic aura rises up, the big demon unabashedly reveals his ferocious ghost prototype, the dark golden demon pupils are like two clusters of burning golden flames, with straightforward arrogance and possessiveness, every word He said: "A mere human, dare to rob my best friend?"

The little oriental beauty, who is as delicate and fragile as porcelain, turns into a fierce and strong man with red hair and golden eyes, 1.9 meters tall and weighing [-] in front of you. Bucky heard a crisp "click" in his ear.

What is broken is his three views.

"I am also a human being, Ibaraki, and I am the weakest one in your mouth. I don't discriminate against mutants, and you shouldn't treat humans as ants. I know you have been hurt by humans, but not all humans are the same." Same with those criminals or villains with extreme ideas."

Steve hung the bags of vegetables on the mutant's left palm with black flames rising, and patted his only arm: "Although it makes me feel awkward to say this, and you are also my friend, but to say Robbing, you should be robbing Bucky's best friend, right?"

The scorching black and purple flames failed to hinder Steve's movements, allowing him to easily hang the ingredients on the mutant's palm, and then pointed to the kitchen: "Send everything over there, you and Ba Ji didn't even have breakfast, I have to prepare it quickly, and if you want, you can also help me with the ingredients."

The big dog looked at him eagerly: "Oh."

So Bucky watched helplessly as the thin Steve used only three points of strength to easily suppress the mad dog-like mutant's anger and pushed him into the kitchen. His tall body shrank in the small space. Formed into a ball, using demonic power to conjure another intact arm, rolled up the cuffs and sat on a small stool, peeling potatoes and washing cabbage.

cut!earth!bean!wash!white!vegetable!

Bucky: "..." You're kidding me.

Are canines and canines more compatible than cats?

It may be because of his preconceived ideas, coupled with the fact that the mutant's female mimicry is weak and cute, with good looks, and his attitude towards Steve in a strong male posture is almost obedient, so Bucky can't tell whether his "best friend" is for a while. Not their safe word.

It may also be that he has a gay heart, and everyone looks like King Billy.

But one thing is for sure—his hair is really amazing.