Just say you lack output [Comprehensive Yingmei]

1 minutes later.

Steve, who had lost all three views, maintained a difficult silence, and looked at a soft white dumpling with small red horns.

In all fairness, this is a very cute white dumpling, fluffy and soft, with golden and watery eyes, softer to the touch than the most expensive silk, if it is another richer family, it should be A pillow placed next to a little girl's pillow.

Then the lovely Baituanzi made Ibaraki-douji's deep and sexy voice, like a big dog with a Frisbee in its mouth, solemnly begging the owner for praise and petting, he said seriously: "My best friend! My name is Can the Mimicry of the Ciqiu solve the accommodation problem?"

"Yes, yes, you are really good."

Steve calmly turned off the lights, as if to put out all the shocks he had received today, and said, "Good night."

23 in the ball state also closed her eyes, enduring the suffocating feeling of forcibly restraining her demon power under such a ridiculous body shape, she breathed lightly, and said as usual: "Good night, dear friend!"

Every word was powerful and resounding, making it completely impossible for people to notice that she was wrong. The listening system started to sulk with itself again, and it also said expressionlessly: "Good night, hug the pillow."

"Calm down, Blake, compared to flower pots, umbrella stands and bird nests, this time I can actually sleep next to the mission target's pillow. In the past, I couldn't even imagine such a leaping accommodation condition before."

23 sharply said: "I bet, my partner Mr. has started to regret that he didn't choose the form major during his training."

In consciousness, Blake's fluorescent blue virtual human mimicry pursed his lips into a sharp arc, stubbornly not speaking.

"The king-size bed in the staff apartment of the Management Bureau is soft enough. I can sleep as long as I want during the holidays, but this is the task."

23's expression softened a little, and she added: "So I still think that precise detection, positioning and analysis are more helpful to my work, and you must know that not every system is as accurate as yours. The most important thing, right?"

The system endured for a while, then said in a deep voice, "Please don't interfere with the system's private time, the host, I'm angry with myself, and I've made an appointment for a new course in advance, Mr. Pillow, please sleep now, thank you."

23:"……"

The more tasks there are, the more humane the system is, and the more tempered it becomes.

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The next day, considering that the remaining ingredients at home might not be able to satisfy the appetite of his new friend, Steve deliberately got up early to go out to buy groceries, and then met his friend Bucky on the way home.

Unlike the blond, blue-eyed, thin and handsome Steve, his friend Bucky is a handsome tall man with gray-green pupils and a charming smile that makes him look like a Ragdoll. Just as cute, you can't help but want to scratch his jaw, or touch the soft, short dark brown hair at the back of his head.

Probably many people can’t understand why Bucky and Steve became friends. Steve’s mother was single for more than [-] years, and Bucky’s girlfriends can form a strengthening company. I have to say that he is indeed very attractive. The handsome man, even in military uniform, always wears his hat crookedly, and even his personality is like a clingy cat.

People in this era don't know the law that feline and canine friendship is as indestructible as Billy King's friendship.

"Hey Steve...what's the matter with your forehead? Who did you get into a fight with? God knows we didn't see each other for only one night!"

Bucky was holding a bag of vegetables in his hand, and he seemed to want to visit Steve's apartment during his rare vacation, and taste his exquisite craftsmanship by the way, but the next second, all his elated expressions were seeing his friend The bluish-purple bruise on the forehead sank.

Bucky quickly reviewed in his mind the gangsters who might fight with Steve in the vicinity, and then he worriedly touched his friend's less obvious wounds, gritted his teeth while holding grudges.jpg: "It's already This is the first time, Steve, didn't I tell you, you must call me for help in this kind of thing!"

"Don't worry, Bucky, I fought back."

Steve subconsciously touched the scar on his forehead. In fact, he only suffered a little flesh injury, and most of the bruises were dredged and rubbed away by Ibaraki's demon power. Only the forehead was not so obvious under the night light, so it was left out , he patted Bucky on the shoulder, and said gently: "I met a robber on the way back to the apartment, so..."

Bucky's expression sank, like a cat showing its paws, he quickly said with a rather dangerous expression: "...They robbed you and beat you? Do you remember what they looked like?"

"Uh... no, I should be considered a righteous act, but Ibaraki doesn't seem to need my help. I took a few punches, but I beat them back, and Ibaraki scared them a lot."

Steve's memory was interrupted by Bucky's displeased cat expression, he rubbed his injured forehead helplessly, and compromised: "Okay, okay, there are three people in total, one is brown-haired, tall and strong, and One was too thin and seemed to have freckles on the cheeks, and the last one didn't pay much attention to it, just remembered it was a black man, and that was it."

Bucky kept these characteristics in mind, and then he grasped the key points of his friend's words: "Being brave for justice? Who did you save, Ibaraki, this name sounds like an oriental person, is she a beautiful girl?"

This question was so sharp that Steve didn't know how to answer it for a moment. After all, Ibaraki was an out-and-out handsome man, but when he acted bravely, the other party was really a beautiful girl.

Bucky raised his eyebrows, put his arms around his friend's shoulders, and walked back side by side with him, he smiled understandingly: "Okay, okay, you don't need to say, I understand, so this oriental girl is helpless, and you I couldn't see it for a while, and rushed to the hero to save the beauty? What happened, Steve, did you get her phone number?"

Steve recalled declaring loudly before he went out, "I would like to follow in the footsteps of my best friend forever, never leave, and never separate from my best friend", but under his persuasion, Ibaraki had to wait in the apartment waiting for him to return, I couldn't help crying and said: "Bucky...I didn't mean that, and neither did Ibaraki... Anyway, I can't stand by and watch this kind of thing, let alone no girl wants to date me."

"You failed? It's impossible. You are so kind, gentle and kind, and you can draw. You are blond and blue-eyed like an angel, and you saved her."

Bucky patted his chest and comforted him: "Don't worry, Steve, I'm sure it's okay if I'm here, there's no phone number that the little Prince of Brooklyn can't reach, tell me now, do you like her?"

"Yes, Bucky, but girls like you better."

Steve smiled and said: "And you really think too much, I do like Ibaraki, but we are just close friends, and he is currently living in my apartment, otherwise why do you think I buy vegetables?"

Bucky: "...he?????"

Are you kidding me? ! !

Straight guy Bucky, what the hell is going on online.

Bucky is like a stunned cat, with a dazed expression on his face, completely unaware when his friend suddenly changed his sexual orientation—and, isn't Steve living in a one-person apartment?How did they sleep in such a larger single bed? !

Steve: "Bucky, you don't look right, whatever you're thinking, hang on, that's not how it is, Bucky?"

This time it was Bucky's turn to hold his forehead, and he said with difficulty: "I listen, you are just friends, you took him back to your bachelor apartment, you shared the same bed with him, and cooked him breakfast! "

Mainly breakfast, that was supposed to be my breakfast!mine!

Steve: "…I'm not, I'm not, no—"

Bucky: "Don't deny it, I'll just ask you one thing, you two share the same bed? God, I don't know when you switched beds."

Steve vaguely felt something was wrong: "It's indeed the same bed, but I haven't changed the furniture, and it doesn't take up space at all."

Bucky patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, buddy, I understand, now let's go back to your apartment and let me check for you."

Steve said helplessly: "Well, anyway, when you see Ibaraki, you will understand what I mean, but I must remind you first, he is a dangerous but cute guy."

Speaking of this, Steve glanced left and right, and after confirming that no one around could hear him, he whispered: "Ibaraki is a mutant, you know, humans are not very friendly to mutants, so he used to He has lost a lot of things, and he has always been alone, so as long as someone gives him a little kindness, he will treat him as his best friend, I remember you don't discriminate against mutants?"

"To be honest, I think their abilities are pretty cool, and they can play more than humans in most cases."

Bucky rubbed his chin and returned to the topic: "But Steve, you are worthy of being my best friend, and you are extraordinary when you make a move. Let me guess, a person who dare not go out, waits in the apartment every day, eagerly waiting Poor little one you love, it’s fine, you just made a little milk dog mutant beauty!"

Steve: "..."

There are too many slots in this sentence, and Steve didn't know for a while whether to refute his friend's misconception that "Ibaraki is a poor little, mutant beauty and little milk dog", or should refute that he is not gay.

It's a crime to put this kind of thing in the army, Bucky!How do you deal with it so skillfully!The thinking is too avant-garde!

Bucky didn't pay attention to Steve's blue and white complexion at all, he thought for a while, and said with interest: "Open the door in a while, and I can see a mutant little angel as cute as you?"

Steve: "…uh."

Sorry, Bucky, this one might disappoint you.

In fact, Ibaraki hadn't woken up when he went out in the morning, not to mention the mighty and domineering mutant body, or the pure and innocent female mimicry, it's not certain whether you can see his human form.

Wait a minute, pure and innocent oriental girl... Except for the big-breasted sweetheart with blonde hair and blue eyes, this seems to be Bucky's favorite type? !