The queen is my cousin

It was the New Year's Eve when my father died, and the chilling gale couldn't stop the boiling joy in the imperial capital. My mother saw that my father had an immediate wind on her and died, so she turned him over calmly.At that time, he was like a big naked mallet, with a small mallet erected in front of him, his eyes were open and he was crying, he was stupid.My mother picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on one by one, shook my cradle, went out to close the palace, and locked me with my father.During that time, I could not drink milk and was fed rice cereal all day long.When the earth dragon was warmed, my father would stink and be disgusting. I didn't even eat rice cereal, so I couldn't grow taller when I was 15 years old, and I could still fall down on a horse.

When she comes back again, I will become the emperor.But swaddles are bright yellow anyway, so it doesn't make a difference to me.I heard that at that time, several of my brothers were discussing to kill my mother together. My mother hugged me and waited in front of the Chengde Palace, but they fought by themselves before they reached the gate of the palace.In the end was my third brother, who was stained with the blood of other brothers and rushed to the front of the hall, shouting "The blood of Emperor Kuangzheng—" But before he finished his opening speech, my mother raised an arrow and shot him between the eyebrows, making him He kept his mouth open and collapsed.

My mother swept her eyebrows, and all the Chinese and military officials in the palace knelt down and said long live, and the three thousand Imperial Forest Army outside also threw away their helmets and armor, willing to lie down.My mother waved her robe sleeves and ascended the throne.

By the way, her eldest nephew—that is, my cousin—looks a lot like her.So my mother in that scene is often made up by my mind as my cousin.

Brother Seven is the only prince left behind by my mother, and Brother Seven and I have a very good relationship.The reason why Seventh Brother is safe and sound is because his lifelong dream is to be a great actor.And even if his dream is not to be a great actor, but to be a great emperor, Seventh Brother can still survive. After all, he can't even achieve such a high-end dream.When he was still in the womb of the imperial concubine, he was turned into a freak by the gangsters in advance, so when he was born... it was weird.

For example, when he caught a condom when he was one year old, my father decided that he was a prostitute, and he has been disliked by my father ever since.

In fact, after going back, Seventh Brother stuffed the Ye Mingzhu given to his mother by his father into a condom, filled it with water, and made a fried chicken water fog lamp, which is still hanging in Guanju Palace until now. I liked it so much, I put it in my bedroom.This is just one of the strange things Seventh Brother has done.I think he is very talented to be an engineer geek, but he just wants to be an actor, but he really doesn't have the talent. He just sang at my wedding yesterday as he wished, and I'm still dizzy this morning.

I really feel sorry for him.My seventh brother, he is handsome and handsome, and at a glance, he should be a prince like "The Prince's Little Wild Cat", "The Prince's Cotton Candy", "The Prince's Savage Wife", "The Prince's Rebellious Concubine" The protagonist in the novel should be, but every time he speaks, he reveals the attributes of a passerby, not to mention that he also has a huge, sharp canine tooth, which is exposed on the outside of his lips all day long.All of a sudden, it was lowered by N levels, so that he could completely play a guest role as a Pokemon who was too big.

Seeing that he was so panicked, I gave him some dessert to calm his shock, and I used a comb to forcefully press down the dull hair on the back of his head.After a long time like this, my seventh brother finally calmed down, he hesitated and said that he didn't want Gu Tinglin to live with him.

Ever since I saw through Gu Tinglin Ge Langtai's attributes as a green tea whore, I ordered him to move out of the Zhuangyuan Mansion. I never thought that this miser would rather wander the streets than rent a house.My seventh brother was as innocent as a piece of paper, seeing that Tangtang Hanlin was about to freeze to death in the heavy snow, so he put him on his shoulders and brought him home, and kept him as a little bird in the palace.

When I heard about this incident, I was very angry at first, because although I have a good temper, I can still get angry!Gu Tinglin seduced me and then gave me a slap in the face, but turned around and fell into Brother Seven's arms. I was envious, jealous and worried that Brother Seven would not be able to hold him.But when I walked into the magnificently decorated palace, I saw Gu Tinglin sitting on the window sill wearing thin obscene clothes, dangling barefoot, and the setting sun cast crimson shadows on him. Beautiful little boy.And my seventh brother stood in front of him, carefully tore the dessert into pieces, and fed it into his mouth with a gentle expression.

I was cute at this scene. Ah ah ah ah ah, I suddenly became a big rot!I also asked Shi Balong to draw their fanfic. Cover your face!

Gu Tinglin lived in Seventh Brother's palace for two or three years.Although I don't like him, and I seldom go out with him, deep in my heart I already believe that he is my Seventh Sister-in-law!But I don't know why they haven't come to me to collect the certificate!I'm so anxious, I want to be so old, but they are still in the feeding stage, shouldn't Kexiu use the giant thing under your crotch to feed, Brother Seven!So I had a plan.

As an emperor, although I am handsome and unrestrained on the surface, there is actually a dead woman living deep in my heart. That dead woman urged me to order Gu Tinglin to marry a wife, so as to stimulate my simple and stupid seventh brother , to achieve a happy marriage.In the end, Gu Tinglin happily took out his wife who was going to marry a daughter-in-law!He even ran to peek at people!The retribution came soon, his fiancée had sex with someone, and that person caught up with him and fucked him too!

Thinking of this, I knew why Seventh Brother came to me.I did something bad with good intentions, not only didn't promote their relationship, but instead caused his beloved little bird to be slapped!I'm so damn...

I fell to my knees with a plop, hugged Seventh Brother's thigh and burst into tears: "Brother, I was wrong, brother, please forgive me! Let's take him to Ma Yinglong's for a hymen repair operation!"

Seventh Brother's handsome face twisted into a ball: "You know it too! It really scared me to death!"

"This kind of emotion should not be called scaring." I pointed my cousin seriously, "It should be closer to sadness, painful emotion, and even a little bit of jealousy."

I stretched out my hand to make his facial features into a sad face, but he quickly returned to his original state, his eyes were round and his face was pale, as if he was at the scene of a murder. "I returned home after singing the play yesterday. When I passed the desolate path in front of Concubine Shu's door, I found Gu Tinglin messing around with a man. How could there be such an adulterous thing in the world?"

He frowned tightly, and moved his sitting position uneasily: "What if Gu Tinglin suddenly rushes over to rape me one night? He may also bring another man to rape me."

I looked at his eight-foot height and his muscular build, which was comparable to my cousin, and fell silent.

"Thinking of this scene, don't you feel very happy?" I finally couldn't help asking, "Of course, there is no third person, only you and Gu Tinglin."

"Ah?" Seventh Brother couldn't understand, "What do you mean, little Thirteen?"

At this time, I was in a bad mood, and I started gesturing non-stop: "Imagine, you and Gu Tinglin are in your bedroom, undressing and naked, and then you kiss him and hug him , do this, that, this, and that as you like, just like that person did on him that night... Do you feel your blood boil?"

Seventh Brother thought for a long time. "I can't think of it, it's too hard. You know I have no imagination."

"Gu Tinglin is so good-looking! Don't you also like him?! Otherwise, why did you raise him in the mansion for two years? Don't you just want to have sex with him?!" I was about to go crazy.

My seventh brother said happily: "But I already have a girlfriend!"

It's a scam!Pit father na!What kind of normal script is this!The dismantling of CP is so frenzied!

"Don't talk nonsense! How do you make Ting Lin think about you, how sad he is. When did you have a girlfriend, you are a liar!"

"Just a few days ago." Seventh Brother lowered his eyes shyly, "I think she's pretty good, I'll bring it to you someday, and you can give us a marriage... Also, this Guan Tinglin What's the matter?! I think he is lustful, greedy and lustful, and he is not suitable to live in the palace anymore. You can find a way to let him move out, I am embarrassed to drive him out."

"Scum!"

I couldn't stop crying after sending him off.What he buried with his own hands was not only his marriage with Gu Tinglin, but also my boyish heart longing for beautiful love!The scene of that scene appeared in my deep mind, as a model of a happy marriage, it comforted my broken heart during countless nights when I was bullied by my cousin.I know that it is impossible for me to be any of them in my life, because my cousin's life philosophy is: Just do it!So I cherish it very much!I have already planned a happy life for them, shall I use my flaming rotting soul to pave the way for them?The reason why I don't use Gu Tinglin again is to make my seventh brother look more manly!

However, they are all straight men!

Fucking father!

When my cousin returned to the bedroom, I was sitting on the imperial concubine's couch with bare feet hugging my knees.The treasured Qilin fanbooks were thrown all over the floor, and the secretly recorded radio dramas were also thrown into the recycle bin to be emptied out. The blue progress bar has been more than half gone, and even the limited edition posters pasted in the closet were torn apart by me.My cousin rubbed my head, "Crazy."

"You don't understand, you and I are not in the same dimension!" I hit him hard with a body pillow, and my hand softened after the hit, Emma, ​​I overplayed it.After thinking about it, it's just like this anyway, can I go through anything worse in my life!Impossible!Anger grew from his gallbladder, and he smashed harder and harder.My cousin still looked down at me with a dead face.

When I was tired from playing, he suddenly pulled out a body pillow from behind: "Who said it's not in one dimension."

He threw my Qilin pillow on the ground and stuffed his pillow into my arms.The pillow has been used for many years, and the white silk has become a bit dirty. The fabric has become very soft due to frequent rubbing and hugging, and the hand feel is not very good.

The person above is me.