The queen is my cousin

My mother started crying.My cousin wrapped me up with a pillow.

I suddenly felt that if someone saw this scene of us, would they also like us, write fanfiction for us, draw comics, make radio dramas, and hug the body pillow every day like hugging the happy marriage in their dreams.

I thought about it and burst into tears.

"Cousin, when did you order this?"

"It's very early. I brought it up the mountain when I was learning martial arts with my master."

I took the initiative to kiss him, "Cousin, then I want to ask one thing."

"Say."

"What are those white, hard lumps that look like paste on the top?"

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Well, it's me, and I won't like a CP like "Zhen Biao" who is like a snake...

I know I know……

What's more, my cousin and concubine Shu filmed "Fornication Harem.rm" and we should shoot it twice!

As a result, my cousin's eyes sharpened, "Who said it was me and Concubine Shu."

He turned on the video, and a familiar moaning sound came from the stereo surround sound immediately. It turns out that "The Harem of Desire.rm" is not an AV at all, but a GV, and the male lead of the GV is us and I got a big dick!

Then I burst into tears and threw myself into his arms!

We also spent three pennies to buy the remaining GV seeds from Shi Balong and played the video all night.

If Shi Balong's pinhole camera hadn't been removed, we could have run for the GV campaign, okay?

The two male pigs in the audience's computer turned on the computer to do it, and the GV in the computer is the two of them, and then it will go on endlessly, okay?The rhythm of a horror movie!

When I woke up the next day, there was no trace of Qi Lin's CP in my bedroom at all, as if they had evaporated out of thin air.The dark part of my bookcase is full of our fanbooks, including the complete works of Shi Balong's series, not to mention his signature on the title page, and there is actually a guest picture drawn by the court painter.I supported my waist and shook my head, put it back into the distance, activated the screen saver of the computer, opened the folder and clicked on the first episode of the radio drama, and at the end I heard my cousin say, "Get off quickly."

How can there be a male lead who appears so late, he will definitely hit the street!

I put on my imperial robes contentedly, and prepared to begin my day's work.

When I left the dormitory, I suddenly turned around and felt that something was wrong.I carefully checked the bookshelves, folders, and my face became more and more serious.

First of all, the limited autographed photo album of Mo Da, which I treasured, is gone.That's my favorite Jasmine!As the emperor, although I can fuck whoever I want—except my cousin—but I still need a sex symbol!Jasmine is my sexsymbol!How can a year without erotic dreams be complete? !

Secondly, who will tell me why this CP is called "Bitch Zhen"? !It looked like someone was prostitution to me.

"Because if it's called Biaozhen, everyone subconsciously can't think of the queen as a woman, and they won't pass the political trial. Adding a female character next to it will make it very simple and clear to the world that the queen is a woman." Shi Ba Long said seriously, "As an author, I don't want to, but no one can avoid publication censorship."

"What kind of 300 taels of silver is this here! If the queen is a woman, why would she want to hide it so much! And what's the matter with the political review, who is in charge of the political review?"

"Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites."

"...Forget it, that old man is too good at talking. Take a step back, why is my cousin writing it first?"

"There are several considerations. First, if it is an ordinary empress CP, there are too many of the same type. There have been so many empresses throughout the ages. Your majesty, you have neither martial arts nor martial arts, and your personality is mediocre. You can't find much cuteness from beginning to end point, you still want to fight with them?! If you don’t make some settings adjustments, you will be abandoned by the masses of the people immediately. Don’t you know that our hardworking, brave, simple and intelligent working people are hard to please? ? Second, areyoukidding you on top? I'm a serious writer." Shi Balong showed that very disdainful and joking expression.

I was silent for a while, "But I'm very embarrassed by this. I'm the emperor, and I shouldn't be under one person and above ten thousand."

Shi Balong smiled gratifiedly, and walked behind me to help me straighten my dragon robe, "That's right. You just need to understand."

"So you're a winner in life whether we're together or not?"

Shi Balong laughed even more. "You'd better be on guard, one day you'll be eaten up and wiped out... No, you've already been eaten up and wiped out, so just don't be thrown away. You won't even spit out a single bone. "

I always feel that Shi Balong knows something about my cousin.But because my cousin suddenly appeared at the door and interrupted our conversation, I couldn't ask further.But it is undeniable that I am also very puzzled, what exactly is my cousin planning?He is so handsome and tyrannical, most likely he is here to lie to a young boy like me.I think even if his bedroom is full of my posters and my bed is full of my body pillows, I have to be on guard against him.Just like what Shi Balong said, I am still very tender compared to him, and I have long been prepared to avoid being deceived.

That afternoon, Seventh Brother came into the palace very happily to tell me that Gu Tinglin had left.I really don't think he's a thing, poor green tea whore, how uncomfortable he must be. "What did you say to him to drive him away? Didn't I tell you to take your time, let me settle this matter?"

Seventh Brother was taken aback, "Didn't you help me become a lobbyist?"

He and I were both surprised, since neither of us drove him away, why did he leave by himself?

"He must have noticed your indifference to him, and was sad, so he hid himself. A virgin like Gu Tinglin, with a heart as small as a hair, might break the relationship between you and that bitch one day. Good thing, I thought to myself: It’s better to be dead than to be disliked by you at your house all day long!” I couldn’t help but took out the handkerchief and tapped my eyelids on both sides, for the eternal weak in this kind of family ethics drama The recipient shed tears of sympathy. "He won't really find a place to hang himself?"

Seventh brother showed embarrassment: "Thirteen, have you read too many scumbags recently, and you are all delusional, and you acted it out. How can Xiao Gu be so generous. We are very innocent."

"You fart, you are all called innocent, then Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing are still pure love on campus!"

My seventh brother was threatened by me. He was very happy to get rid of this cohabitant, but now he also became anxious. I borrowed a team of imperial forest soldiers from him to search with his palace guards, and turned the city upside down. no result.

Just when we were really about to dig into the pile of dead people, Gu Tinglin suddenly appeared in front of the palace with disheveled hair, startling Brother Qi who was eating supper.Gu Tinglin's coat was stripped off, and he was only wearing a kimono, and he was beaten into a pig's face, with the corners of his mouth swollen.It’s autumn now, and the weather is quite cold. He limped and ran home with his arms in his arms. My seventh brother seemed to find that his Pomeranian, which he had raised for many years, was lost and his leg was broken. He really felt sorry for him. He was dying, so he hugged him quickly and let someone heat the egg noodles to calm him down.

Gu Tinglin wept and complained incoherently, at least he explained the incident clearly.It turned out that after he suffered a tragic asshole yesterday, in a hidden place deep in his heart, a terrible and shameful voice came out: It's not bad~

So when the guy disguised as a woman urged him to elope, Gu Tinglin couldn't hold back, and actually had the idea of ​​wandering around the world.He thinks that after experiencing the one-night stand that mixed field battles, rape, and shame play, he has found his soul mate—he has been looking for the soul mate for more than 20 years.

As a result, when he packed all his belongings and came to the wilderness, the man robbed him of his wife's money—including my 100 taels of gold.The man beat him up before leaving.

When the news reached the bedroom, I jumped up from the bed and started to get dressed.My cousin frowned and turned over: "It's midnight, what are you doing?"

I was in a hurry to put on my shoes: "Now the green tea bitch is lying in Seventh Brother's arms eating egg noodles! I want to see, I want to see!"

Cousin turned back: "You let Shi Balong do the painting, wouldn't it be over——Grandpa Shi!"

Shi Balong yelled outside: "Overtime pay is [-] cents an hour! Pay now! I know the emperor has no money left. Madam, you can't bully us to come out to work."

I was not allowed to go to the scene. I was so anxious that my penis would drop, I sat on the bedside and shook my cousin wildly: "No! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Listen to me, now I sort out the relationship between them. What's going on. From my senior rotten man's point of view, my seventh brother must be interested in the green tea bitch, and although the green tea bitch is weak, he can't stand his scum! Over the years, my seventh brother has waited patiently Depressed, but repeatedly seduced by the green tea whore, abandoned, seduced, abandoned, wandering in the abyss of love, so my marriage to the green tea bitch became the last straw that broke the camel's back, and made him finally make up his mind , I want to find someone to marry in silence! But people are not as good as God! The marriage is dirty! The green tea bitch has suffered a double blow both physically and mentally. As long as someone gives him a little comfort, he can spread his legs! My seventh brother So many years of suffering are not for nothing, must be HE! They are now a kitchen full of gas leaks, I will be the fuse, slam them on fire...maybe you can see the birth of a child in the future I'm giving birth, beep!"

My cousin showed a subtle expression.

I realized that I seemed to have said something very serious.

In the end, he just sighed helplessly, put on his clothes and drove around the Seventh Palace with me.Shi Balong led the way full of dissatisfaction, and didn't stop thinking about it until my cousin slapped the purse in his hand.