The queen is my cousin

Now I can completely act in the annual bloody drama "The Emperor of Despair", right?Do you have!It's still the version that can be placed in the "Popular Science" and "Medical" folders!

"I knew he was not a good person." Shi Balong patted me on the shoulder, "His appearance itself was too suspicious. He died one after another in a bizarre manner, and he took over without stopping. Even a short winter melon like you would Just go up with the gun, what is he planning? It’s not too late to turn around now. It’s too late if he eats it up and wipes it out.”

"Longlong, you are so kind." I burst into tears and threw myself into Zhuma's arms, Shi Balong patted my head.I sat upright at the same spot for a while, reviewing my mental state in recent days, and found that I had symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome, and I never thought of resisting!How could I succumb to his despotic power and be suspicious every day like a dead mother-in-law, wondering if there is a mistress outside him, and guessing if that mistress is my concubine!Do I want to hang my life by Ma Yinglong for the rest of my life!

I promised my grandfather to marry my cousin at the beginning, but later my cousin became my cousin, and I was not allowed to return the product and leave a bad review.Is it possible that I will eat poisonous wine as a meal and end this life, just like a frog boiled in warm water? !When I think of this, I feel so sad that my dick is about to drop.This was originally a political transaction. I want to regain the initiative and my dignity as the lord of the world!

So soon I appeared in front of Yeting Palace.

I looked at the palace I was familiar with in the past, and burst into tears for a while.In the past, there were three thousand beautiful family members living in Yeting Palace, but because of the sinister cousin, they were all released from the palace, and only some foot-washing girls from the urban-rural fringe of small towns on the seventh and eighth lines were left here. It has nothing to do with noble and gentle women.This is really cheap. I don’t know which farmer, but also my cousin, and the girl who washes her feet!Why don't you find a foot-washing girl to make do with it today!

At this moment, laughter and laughter came from Ye Ting Palace, he was so delicate, he was not at all like my cousin, he only had a gloomy face all day long, and he would never let me be on top, never!And these women will never be above me, never!That alone is enough to make me love them to death.

My heart was itchy, and I boldly sneaked into the square in front of the hall. Unfortunately, I almost forgot what a woman looks like, but I saw Shi Balong sitting on the steps, surrounded by three circles of marriageable girls.He was talking about something, coaxing a group of Yingying and Yanyan into giggling.I was both sad and happy, sad because these girls were originally mine, and happy because they all thought Shi Balong was an eunuch.I almost looked up to the sky and laughed like a dead mother-in-law.

But I couldn't laugh right away, because I heard Shi Balong say: "...Then the emperor was thrown on the desk. The queen coldly let him do it by himself. The emperor was crying and doing it, and the queen was very angry. Get up and step on him."

"Oh, it's so fierce..." The girls' eyes lit up, "But Mr. Shi, where is it?"

Shi Balong narrowed his eyes calmly, "There."

I feel that the little penis hurts, but all my little maids laughed bitchily: "Then, the later!"

Shi Balong pulled out a large stack of pornographic books from behind, "Three liang of silver a piece."

"so expensive!"

"There is a special episode of 'Baolongzhou Cousin Night Play Infatuated Emperor'."

The women wowed, and the books were robbed in a short while.I rushed up angrily and grabbed a copy, and the maids screamed and ran away, faster than me.I flipped through the book roughly, and it was either "his lust ignited the entire imperial study", or "his emptiness was filled with the hot fluid of a man", and there were even illustrations.I was so angry that I threw the book on the ground and asked him to explain it carefully.

Shi Balong sat on the spot calmly, and laughed bitchily, "You are not in the harem, they are all very hungry. As the head of the palace, I can't ignore it. It is my duty to make cakes for them to satisfy their hunger."

"Why did you write about us!"

Shi Balong's face sank, "Who wrote about you two?! So many emperors and cousins ​​throughout the ages! How can you slander me for nothing!" After speaking, he looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighed, "Poor my father was cut off head……"

I couldn't stand his words, "Are you so short of money! Okay, okay, I'll give it to you! Don't do this kind of thing in the future!" I fished out a bank note from my shoe and handed it to him.Shi Balong was not happy.I was about to cry, "My aunt controlled the treasury, and my cousin took away the treasury. This is all my private money!" Shi Balong reluctantly took it.He is not a eunuch, but he is still so greedy for money. It can be seen that being greedy for money has nothing to do with having a dick.

Because I cut off his livelihood, Shi Balong deliberately wanted to take revenge on me, and in the next few days he always sprinkled glass shards on the desk in the imperial study.

My back really hurts.

Soon, he caused me another big problem.He made a court lady's belly bigger, so I asked me to block it for him.I was furious: "You are making me like to be a father, do you know! Since you have made her belly bigger, then you should marry her! Marry her!"

"I'm a eunuch." He gave me a sideways glance, "Others will think that I want to be a father."

"You eunuch, you dick! Then you don't want to be a eunuch! How about it, don't be the chief executive, I'll find someone to make a living for you, okay!"

"No." Shi Balong categorically rejected me, "It's really hard to find a job where you can stay in the crowd of women so quietly." As he spoke, he took out a bunch of women's bras from his pocket, and looked at them bitch with me.In this way, he tied the bra to his forehead in a victorious posture, and the two characters must win were written on the left and right of the bra.

"You are so perverted!" I was deeply shocked by him, "...do you have more!"

Shi Balong gave me another hang, and I also tied it on my forehead, bathed in the girl's body fragrance all the time, my dick was about to fall off.So when my cousin walked in, he saw us both intoxicated in the spring breeze.His eyes were as cold as ice, and Shi Balong and I were paralyzed from the cold.At this time, Shi Balong took a deep look at me, and then plopped down on his knees: "I report to you, Your Majesty...it's a happy pulse!" Then he explained without changing his face and heartbeat that anyone who is pregnant must Tie a hair rope on top of the head.He also said that I already have the confidence to win and give birth to a lot of fat boys for him.

I was shocked and couldn't help but want to spit on him. This Shi Balong, he succumbed to his cousin's despotic power, but he didn't give up and let me take the blame!It's just that Xi Dang's father has become Xi's mother!The cousin showed an unfathomable expression.I suddenly had an idea, and felt that this might not be a good thing for me, so I quickly covered my stomach and screamed, and made a gesture of retching a few times, Shi Balong called the imperial physician Ma Yinglong, and asked him to prescribe some medicines for me. Fetal medicine.My cousin stood aside in silence, thinking.

That night I cried to my cousin: "I am the son of heaven, a tough man, but because of you, I suddenly became pregnant with a child! You can't do this to me anymore! You also think about the child!"

Without further ado, my cousin still treated me this way and that as usual, no, he was more rude than usual, and then pointed to the blood on the bed the next day and said, "The child fell." He laughed frantically, "Falling!" Red is not a ruthless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers."

Facing such a frightening man, I feel bad all over!Moreover, where does this Shi Nima fit in? !Can blood from anal fissure nourish the rhythm of the anus?It doesn't match at all! Pooh!

I was forced to rest again and called Ma Yinglong.Imperial doctor Ma Yinglong has been treating hemorrhoids for 20 years. At this time, as a senior expert in the industry, he solemnly told me: "If you go on like this, you will have prolapse." I can see the heart of fist in the eyes of the old courtier.I grabbed at straws and took him to see my cousin.

Ma Yinglong was a loyal minister, and he didn't have any sweet words to his cousin with a gloomy face. He still said the same sentence: "If you go on like this, you will have anal prolapse."

Cousin asked calmly, "Is there anything Doctor Ma can do?"

Ma Yinglong cupped his hands: "I have been treating hemorrhoids for 20 years, the empress should not underestimate me. There are many ways."

"completely fine?"

"definitely no problem."

"Then I would like to ask Doctor Ma to enlighten me."

"The lady is polite."

I watched them talk happily and walk away hand in hand, and the backyard shrank.One day, I will probably become that dead dog drooling all day because of Pavlovian reactions.But fortunately, I received a large sum of money before I died. I smiled and took out a few bank notes from under my pillow, and counted 10 taels.This is the abortion fee my cousin gave me, hehe, I earned it.

Before I warmed up the money, Shi Balong blackmailed me away. "Why do you have a miscarriage? I really have someone here who is going to miscarry. One dead body and two lives are at stake. You can lend me a cushion first." A day later, he sent the pregnant maid out of the palace, expressing that money and goods are two clear.

I made a big deal, and the hard-earned money I bought with my body ended up doing such an outrageous thing to him!

Later that day, my seventh brother hurried into the palace to see me.His hair was disheveled, his face was pale, he rushed over and grabbed my hand, I was thrown to the ground by him, almost crippled for life: "Xiao Shisan, I...I have something to discuss with you. I don't even know what to do done!"

Seventh Brother looked at me with a pair of very enchanting peach blossom eyes.He is my only blood brother, the closest blood relative to me in this world.No matter what he asks of me, I can't refuse.It is said that there is no father and son in the Tian family, and we two brothers, that can be called one iron!Why pinch?

This starts a long time ago.

The first emperor had thirteen sons, and I am Xiao Shisan, but this does not prevent me from being emperor, because I have a very tough mother.