The queen is my cousin

On the way back to the palace, Gu Tinglin told us all about what happened to him last night.He spoke intermittently because he could only lie on his stomach, and his vocal cords were hindered.I didn't want him to lie down, and my cousin also sat on my right side avoiding him, so Gu Tinglin could only lie on Shi Balong's lap.

It turned out that the cause of the incident was that Gu Tinglin worked so hard and saved his wife's money so grandly. I really couldn't stand it, so I betrothed a Shangshu's daughter to him.

"It's that woman!" Gu Tinglin scratched his ass in despair, "I've wanted to marry a wife for many years, and I finally got an idea. I can't help but want to know what my future wife will look like. Yesterday I ignored the etiquette and climbed outside her boudoir. In the tree, she turned out to be with that guy with her skirt up..."

We feel sorry for him.Shi Balong, who had been bouncing his knees uncomfortably, also stopped pressing his lungs and listened attentively.One can imagine that everyone likes a sad story.

"It's a maid." Gu Tinglin's expression became a little subtle.

"what?"

"Her maid is under her skirt!"

"Wow!" Everyone felt very excited at once.I envied and hated, "Why are you still angry with me after watching the live erotic palace of two girls! What else do you dissatisfy! Did you open your eyes! I haven't even seen it myself!"

Gu Tinglin sighed: "I thought so too at first... I watched it for half an hour, and then I left unsatisfied, but I was accidentally discovered, and I didn't know why I ran away. Anyway, I ran away, but the maid of my fiancée Chased after."

"Aha." Shi Balong let out a wretched laugh, and casually drank the tip of my spear.I had no choice but to console Gu Tinglin with patience and thirst: "You've taken a fancy to her? Why don't you let her be your wife's dowry!"

"No...he caught up with me, and I realized he was a man disguised as a woman!"

Everyone looked at him sympathetically again, amazed at the ups and downs of the story.

"He begged me not to complain to the emperor, of course I would not..." Gu Tinglin hesitated to speak, I urged him to speak quickly, but he suddenly became a little shy, "Then... this morning my butt hurts."

There was silence in the car.

After a while, Gu Tinglin struggled to get up and looked at Shi Balong: "Grandpa Shi, you have something that hit me."

My cousin's eyes wandered to Shi Balong, and then to me.

"Isn't he a eunuch?"

I was sweating profusely.

Shi Balong is my good friend. He was originally a dandy, but later his family fell into poverty, and he would do anything, so I kept him by my side.It's hard for me to describe Shi Balong's character clearly, but if he is compared with animals, he is a very bad-tempered cat: I saved his life, tried my best to clear up his father's injustice, fed him and dressed him well, but he always Loyal to leave, with a ruthless and arrogant expression, one day he finally pointed at my bedroom and shook it, "Since you are so wholeheartedly trying to please me, I will allow you to live with me in this palace. But I can Let me tell you clearly, I will not fall in love with a short winter melon like you."

Short winter melon, your sister, short winter melon.

From then on, I didn't expect him to serve me, but he acquiesced in my cousin being pressed and fucked again and again.

But I didn't think that Shi Balong would deliberately play tricks on me.

For example, my cousin and I got married, and the whole country rested for three days.In view of the fact that my aunt's rebellion may also be on vacation, I asked Shi Balong to inform the civil and military officials that the court will be closed tomorrow, and continue to take my wedding leave under my favor, leaving us enough time to deal with that old woman.

However, when I returned to the palace, I received supplements from civil and military officials, and their functions were all suspicious.I asked Shi Balong what you said.Shi Balong said: "They asked me why I was off court, and I said your butt hurts."

I almost got angry, but my cousin suddenly laughed sinisterly, so I had to laugh with him.I'm such a tactful smart guy.

I think he let the word out that I was inferior.Under his skin as clear as frost and snow, there was a duplicitous villain hiding.As the head of the palace, Shi Balong has more roots, but also lacks a little tact, sometimes I can't tell which of us is the emperor and who is the eunuch.

After Gu Tinglin was carried to the palace to fix the furious chrysanthemum, he kept crying.I rewarded him with 100 taels of gold, and he asked for a half-year vacation by the way, and left crying.After he left, we didn't think about it, and we hadn't asked him how to deal with my aunt.My cousin and I had a serious discussion and made a decision: let's wash and sleep today, and fuck it.

But I didn't sleep well that night.I vaguely felt that Shi Balong, the chief eunuch, would stab me in the back.Of course, the more important reason for not being able to sleep well is that my cousin kept stabbing me in the back.I think being an emperor is really tiring, Riri Wanji.

Sure enough, Shi Balong immediately made a fool of me.

The thing is like this, when I took a nap the next day, I found the maid who served me was standing outside the door watching AV.Their volume is turned up too much, and they laugh obscenely, which is very disturbing and seductive.I'm a physically healthy adult male who slipped his hand down his pants without realizing it.

Then I found out that I accidentally made a mistake.That was my cousin's fat times.

That night, with disheveled hair, I found the two maids and scolded them angrily, and ordered the queen to clean up the atmosphere in the harem.The queen searched their secret folders aggressively.Those folders were labeled with serious names such as "popular science" and "medicine", but they were full of unsightly things.Later, after investigating and collecting evidence one by one, we concluded that when the little maid was on duty, she was actually watching "The Harem of Fornication.rm"!How will this country be?

The queen tortured the little maids and ordered them to speak out about the person who spread the seeds.The little lady-in-waiting couldn't stand the strong aura of the queen: "It's a seed bought from Eunuch Shi. It's three yuan a grain, and it's high-definition and uncensored. The speed is still below 100kb, even if it's two yuan. Everything is silent!"

"It's really a big deal!" I jumped up and called the bold Shi Balong in.Shi Balong's face was composed and calm, it looked like he was carrying a big move, once released it could make me instantly red.To be honest, I’m a little scared of my childhood sweetheart. He’s so smart, and he’s so big that it’s impossible to guard against him. I thought he was a patient with severe brain perforation since I was a child. He’s going to target me. What’s the matter? I can do it all, and I am determined not to escape.So I winked at my cousin sternly, "Queen, it's up to you!"

Cousin took a sip of tea calmly: "Do you know where I went wrong?"

Shi Balong knelt down straight and straight: "Minister, I'm guilty."

"You don't know!" Cousin slapped the teacup, "Did you think about the emperor when you were doing these things! Do you know that the emperor is difficult to deal with! The emperor's player does not support the rm format. As the chief eunuch, you can't think of it." What! Where do you put the emperor and this palace! Think, think, no, Zhou!" My cousin extended his index finger and pointed a few times in Shi Balong's direction.

Shi Balong still kept his face unchanged, and bowed to us from a distance: "I have ordered General Zuofu to build a new plug-in overnight. It is very effective, and it will be put into use in a few days."

My cousin waved his hand and looked at me calmly, "Your Majesty, you can be released without charge."

Shi Balong stepped out of the hall with his head held high.Cousin also went back to the palace to practice sword.It was just me and the two young maids looking at each other.The little maid looked at me eagerly for a long while, and finally she couldn't help but pouted and said, "Your Majesty, let us go back~ We have to go to Tmall to buy sanitary napkins at eight o'clock~ There is no wireless here~"

Bridge Bean Sacks!There seems to be something wrong. Hey!

Just as I was shouting from the bottom of my heart, my chief eunuch, Shi Balong, appeared in front of me with a handsome face, and kicked the little maid away.He sat down opposite with the dessert and pushed it to me.

"Nothing to be courteous to, rape or steal." I stuffed it into my mouth and looked at him with hatred.

"Do you know why the Empress makes big things into small things?" He flicked his fly whisk gleefully, with a bitch look on his face.

I stopped the movement of my hands, and the hair all over my body exploded, knowing that this was a sign that he was going to make a big move.Sure enough, he said with a faint smile: "Your Majesty, do you know what a promiscuous harem is?"

I don't want to know the definition at all. Hey!

"The emperor and concubine, that's not fornication, that's called Cheng'en; the emperor and his face, that's not fornication, that's called Fengyue. Fornication and promiscuity, breaking the etiquette, does the emperor understand now?"

"You haven't studied for a few years, what are you talking about! Come on straight away!"

Shi Balong nodded bluntly: "The two main protagonists of the promiscuous harem.rm are the empress and concubine Shu."

"what's the fuck!"

"Yeah, that's the real fuck world."

"No... comeon, tellmethisafuckjokelonglong! Isn'tit?"

"Not."

"..."

"Can we speak Chinese now?"

"I fucked your mother."

"My mother was beheaded by you."

"Sorry……"

"It's okay, anyway, this is my original intention to install a camera in Concubine Shu's room." Shi Balong licked the corner of his lower lip viciously, "Sweetrevenge."

I ravaged the sweets in front of me tyrannically, I can't understand this matter at all, I've only been married for four days!Although it was a second marriage, it was an earth-shattering wedding!But on the third day, my cousin had sex with Concubine Shu in front of me, and then told me without changing his face and heartbeat: No, nothing happened, just continue to have sex with me.Then on the fourth day, my childhood sweetheart recorded the sex scene between the two of them as "Promiscuous Harem.rm" and posted it on the Internet as the series premiere, earning three coins and one seed for pickling business!Then I got hard while they both moaned and had sex with my cousin!I fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!