The queen is my cousin

In the next few days, I, Gu Donglin, and Yuan Datou often got together to discuss major issues.Yuan Datou is the Jinwu Guard. He has a big head and is often stuck in the helmet.For the first time in my life, I had the pleasure of fighting and fighting, and realized that being an emperor is actually a very lofty thing, and my chest was filled with a sense of mission as the long river of history turbulently flows.

At times like this, Maodou served tea and water by the side, and in order to deceive others, we held a meeting at his home.

When the road control is required on the second day of the imperial city's announcement, we know that the opportunity has come!That counterfeit is about to come out of the deep palace!I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night, tossing and turning in that crack.Maodou also fell asleep, he hugged me like a cat, "Huang Sang, you are going back to the palace."

I patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid! I'll take you back to the palace as soon as I succeed. When the time comes, you can be an official if you want to be an official, you can be a marquis if you want to be a marquis, and you can be my concubine." Cheng, I just wronged you, the queen is a bit scary. Anyway, I will never forget you or treat you badly! To share adversity is to share wealth!"

"Huang Sang is so nice..." Maodou said softly, and hugged me back.His eyes glow in the dark.

The next day, the entire Suzaku Avenue was put up with green barriers, and we huddled in the crowd to watch the mighty Habayashi Heavenly Army guard the eight-mile-long team, crossing the capital with great momentum, and headed for the foot of Mount Gushe.I saw my cousin riding a tall horse beside the emperor's chariot, accompanied by him, his figure was as straight as a sharp sword, and if he glanced casually, the little girls in the crowd would scream .Ah, my cousin, he is so handsome... He is riding a horse like this, just like a uncle who accompanied his daughter-in-law back to her mother's house...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why isn't the person sitting inside I!I hate it!Hold!

Maodou wiped my drool, "Huang Sang, we have to hurry to the paddock."

I glanced at him, "Is your saliva longer than mine?"

But he was right, the emperor was going to have a happy spring outing and hunting after the suburban sacrifice. According to the original plan, we had to go through the strict guards and enter the Gushe Mountain paddock.

what else can we do?

"Han Zhu Ge Ge" has given me endless inspiration.So Maodou and I went over the mountains!

We shouted "Ziwei" and "Little Swallow" all the way to encourage each other.

Once we climbed to the paddock on the mountain, Yuan Datou was waiting for us there.Yuan Datou prepared two sets of military uniforms, and Maodou and I changed into them. He glanced at Maodou strangely, "Why are you following? It's very dangerous!"

"I won't hold back!" Maodou lowered her head shyly, "Let me go, please let me go!"

As he said that, the sketch of his cousin's profile hidden in his sleeve floated down.

He picked it up blushing and heartbeating: "In my life, this may be the only chance to see Big Dick in real life!"

"Hehe, Hou Xunhua is really happy to die. Some people would die just to look at him." Yuan Datou said him sarcastically.

Maodou looked at me tearfully.I'm a little annoyed.I'm so annoyed by my big cousin's old fan, but he saved my life again, so I just let him go.

We followed Yuan Datou into the paddock.The scene in the paddock is the classic scene where Huang Ama leads everyone to run in Princess Huanzhu. I laughed when I saw my cousin swinging a sword, hahahahahahaha.

They drove rabbits, elk, and belle sheep together from the grass, and shot them happily with arrows. My cousin also caught a few fat little foxes. I think I must replace them immediately, or I will Cousin is going to be alive and they made me a cloak.

But Yuan Datou's military rank was too low to enter the place where they erected their tents, and Gu Donglin didn't come out either. I was so anxious that I suddenly had an idea.I set edamame on fire.Maodou was as frightened as a quail, Yuan Datou pushed his head away and hit the scythe. "When I was a child, I liked to set off firecrackers the most. Your Majesty, how do you want to set off firecrackers?"

I thought about it, "It takes a lot of cigarettes."

Yuan Datou said "Okay", quickly picked up the weeds and lit the fire, then sprinkled soil on it, and soon, a black smoke rose into the sky.I heard the guards yelling and rushing towards us. Yuan Datou was so excited that he led us to hide behind the tree.

The guards quickly put out the fire, and after discussing, Shi Balong was invited here.

The men all went out to hunt, but Shi Balong was not considered a man, so the head eunuch stayed behind in the tent. I guess he was the most powerful person here, and it really was.

Shi Balong was very lazy, when he saw a pile of fire, he started to knock those men's heads with his fly whisk, "Isn't it just a bonfire, isn't it just a bonfire, maybe some Marquis is hungry and cooking rice cakes here! Simmering rice cakes! Labor and management can’t go hunting because of Mao, labor and management can only deal with the scene of their simmering rice cakes here! Fuck!”

He stopped abruptly.

Because I came out from behind the tree crying.

Shi Balong looked straight at me and said to the group of people, "Get out, get out, get out..." Those who ran slowly were spanked by him with a dust whisk.

After everyone had run away, I rushed into his arms and cried out in a very miserable voice, "Dragon——"

Shi Balong picked me up and turned around several times, "Fuck! I knew that guy was fake! That guy looks so innocent and upright, he won't want me to serve him close to me for half a month! I thought it was Yu Zazao blew the pillow wind behind his back and challenged him to a duel, but in the end he admitted that he was the troublemaker and told me to stay away from you in the future! I knew it, I knew it! That idiot Yu Zazao dared to lie to me! Fuck!"

I cried so badly, I know that he also dislikes me for being obscene and immoral, but if someone wants to replace me, Shi Balong will definitely be the first to refuse.

"I'm going to change him back!"

"Change! Change! I'm scared to death! I thought our friendship was over!" Shi Balong's eyes were red, "I'll ask someone to ambush in the big tent later, when the adulterer and adulterer come back from hunting, We'll kill them both!"

"Don't make a fuss!" I told Shi Balong, "Secretly transfer me back, I want to see what my cousin and those traitors want to do. My cousin should be innocent, but the mastermind behind the scenes, Hehe, maybe he will contact me as that fake emperor!"

"It's true..." Shi Balong said seriously, "Tonight there will be a friendly match between the Huns and the Persian team! If there is a palace coup, it might be cancelled!"

"I made a big fuck, and I'm going to be sneaky... Don't let the wind out!"

"The striker of the friendly match is Ying Taishun! He will go off in person!"

"Damn it! Hurry up, I'm going to buy him a drink tonight! Sign the imperial robe!"

"Cool!"

Seeing that Shi Balong and I finally recognized each other, Yuan Datou and Maodou came out from behind the tree slowly.Yuan Datou groaned, "Your Majesty, why do I think you two are not very reliable - count me in to watch the game at night!"

"Okay, are you friends who live in the folks?" Shi Balong shook hands with them.

Yuan Datou shook his head, "That's not true! How can I be the emperor's friend? I am his imperial concubine!"

Shi Balong held his hand and threw him back, "Bitch."

We all changed out of our military uniforms, put on eunuch uniforms, and followed Shi Balong into the camp.Gu Donglin was preparing for the sacrificial ceremony, and he was surprised when he saw me, "Didn't it be a good night?"

"The plan has changed," Shi Balong said seriously, "I will bring Xiaozhen into the king's tent, you go directly to drag Xun Huahou, and don't let them come in together."

"Xunhuahou is quite shrewd and powerful. If I do too much, I'm afraid he will be suspicious, and then I will not be able to protect myself." Gu Donglin pondered.

"I'll give Duan Rong to you when it's done." I interrupted.

"Deal." Gu Donglin walked away lightly.

Shi Balong asked me, Yuan Datou and Maodou to walk into Wang's tent holding bottles and jars.The guards were very obedient when they saw Shi Balong, and they went all the way without any hindrance. I guess they would not find someone who looked like the emperor in the line when they bent down--ah, I was the emperor in the first place.

There were only a few cleaning maids in my tent, Shi Balong drove them out, and then sent me behind a screen to change into a dragon robe.I think I'm a bit dirty and want to take a shower, they all call me a snake maniac.When I was changing clothes, Shi Balong arranged Yuan Datou to stick to the door frame, "As soon as the fake emperor comes in, you catch him."

"Good talk!"

Maodou was a little uneasy, "What if he knows martial arts?"

Shi Balong gave each of us a pill and put it in his mouth, "Didn't you feel a little dizzy just now? That's right, I added some Ruanjin powder to the incense."

"Didn't you come in with us just now? Why is there Ruanjin powder in the incense? When did you put it?" Yuan Datou asked.

Shi Balong was silent.

I was a little nervous, "Longlong... what did you want to do?"

Shi Balong remained silent.He just doesn't say it.

But I somehow feel a little scary!If Shi Balong felt that I was going to abandon him because of my cousin, then his intention to put Ruanjin powder in my incense was obvious!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!How should I face my bamboo horse!Is it really like this, is it really like this!Hazi Kaxi is so shy, emotional issues are really complicated...

Soon the trombone was blown outside, and the emperor came back from hunting, but luckily none of the ministers of civil and military affairs, relatives and relatives of the emperor wanted to come back.My heart beat like a drum, I sat behind the screen, Shi Balong stood in front of the door, Yuan Datou held the knife, Maodou had already hid under the imperial concubine's bed.

As soon as the fake emperor came in, he felt something was wrong, but it was too late, Yuan Datou hit him on the neck with the back of the knife, knocked him unconscious and dragged him into his arms.The imperial guards who followed outside were taken aback. What they saw was that the emperor disappeared in a blink of an eye, and they all drew out their knives, "Your Majesty?"