The queen is my cousin

Maodou didn't talk to me, but that Jinwu guard often came to see me.But after I found out that I had bribed him, he still didn't treat me very well.When he was wearing Jinwuwei armor, he liked to throw me up, and then laughed when I was scared cry.If he didn't take me to eat pea ice afterwards, I decided to switch to a Jinwu guard to hold my thighs.

It was even scarier when he was wearing plain clothes.I asked how many I want for the next one, but when I looked up, it was him. I was startled, he smiled evilly and approached me, and directly handcuffed me.For a while, all the customers and the stalls next to it escaped.I thought that I didn't pinch his feet recently, and I ate him a lot, so he won't want to impound my car again!So he closed his eyes in fright and tremblingly asked him: "Brother...Brother, do you want to eat roast sausage, I will squeeze your feet for you..."

"Oh, you still pinch people's feet at night, do you have a business license?"

Hold.I am very skilled!

"Let's go."

He handcuffed me, and the two of us walked side by side on Suzaku Avenue, and as we walked, I felt someone scratch my palm.I peeked at him, and he was whistling, and I thought maybe I was mistaken.But the next second he grabbed me.

I don't feel very comfortable.My cousin and I never did that.We are R18, so I am not used to this.I struggled a bit, but he didn't let go. I told him that I had a boyfriend, and he smiled and said, "Is that the one who helped you look after the stall that night? It's useless at all, so hurry up."

"My boyfriend is awesome."

"Then why are you still roasting sausages? What's the use of this kind of man coming?" He was still smiling, shaking my hand, "Come with me, I will accompany you, you can leave the car Push it into my yard, and you can bake and eat by yourself all day long without being kicked out. When you come back at night, you can help me pinch my feet, and I can pinch you all day long." As he spoke, he pinched mine Face, smiling so much that the canine teeth are exposed.

I cried for no reason, out of breath.He patted me on the back, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

I honestly said, "I miss my boyfriend...I think he can't sleep thinking about it..."

He pitied him, "It turns out he's dead. Let's make our condolences a little bit better. From now on, every Qingming Festival, we'll go to offer incense to him. I'll tell him that I'll take care of you until you're fat and fat for him~"

I shook my head, "He is living well, he is in the imperial capital, and he knows that I am not doing well outside, so he didn't take me back."

Jin Wuwei also shook his head, "Is he very rich and from a good family background? This kind of Chen Shimei is unreliable. If you want to find it, you have to keep your eyes open. If you are looking for someone like me, a civil servant with a high salary and an honest job, There is also a courtyard with two entrances in the city center!"

"But you look a bit like a bad guy...you still have droopy eyes."

"Don't look down on drooping eyes!" He tugged at the chain, then stuffed my fisted hand into his chest.

I thought about it and took it out, "Actually, my family background is better than his... Let me tell you, you have to be prepared."

He nodded solemnly, "Come on, tell your husband!"

I just told him the whole thing.All these twists and turns made him feel stupid.

"So, I am the current emperor who has been dropped." I patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, you will always meet your little sausage."

"Huang Sang!" I found smoke coming from his head, and I was extremely excited.He grabbed my hands and held them in front of his chest, "Then Huang Sang made me a noble concubine! Who the hell wants to roast sausages!"

"I'm just a sausage seller now, and I have to pinch people's feet at night. The imperial concubine or something may not be possible for the rest of my life."

The Jin Wuwei plucked at his hair, and then roared, "Then why don't you go back to the palace! Anyway, you both look exactly the same, so you can bring him back again!" He smiled with his eyes crooked.

Eh?

He jumped up and patted my head, "Don't worry, brother, I'm still on duty in the palace! I'll go and find out, if there is any guard that is weak recently, I will change you in! ——You should go home early!" After speaking, he jumped on the horse and ran away.

I froze in place.

What, what?In the end, is a little Jinwu Guard going to help me raise the banner again? !I am really lucky + MAX!Having said that, he is really a very actionable general!

When I told Maodou about this, his eyes lit up and he looked worried. "I listened to storytelling on the street. When those storytellers talked about this kind of palace coup, it was all kinds of bloodshed. Huang Sang, you don't have to worry about being..."

I was startled by him.Yes, I still don't know who my opponent is.Fortunately, the enemy is in the dark, and I am also in the dark, um...

Maodou persuaded again, "Huang Sang, we have too many soldiers and few generals here, and we're not smart enough. Do you want Huang Sang to find some foreign aid?"

Find foreign aid... or smart foreign aid...

By the way, the first thing I thought of was the green tea whore.But the green tea whore has a hatred for taking my husband away from me, and although he is famous, he is not very smart, so I quickly crossed him off the list.

But he does have a twin brother...

I think you can give it a try.

The next day I pushed the sausage trolley to the entrance of the Taixue, took advantage of the time when the Taixue students were eating sausages, stole their laundry and sneaked into the Taixue.I have visited here before, so as not to get lost, I followed the signposts all the way to the Biyong Hall, and heard the sound of the piano in the backyard of the Piyong Hall.

Gu Tinglin, the head of the five classics doctors, is sitting on a strange rock and playing the piano.He played "Rescue", and there was a trace of melancholy between his brows, and I felt sorry for him.He didn't know that I was behind him, so he started talking and singing, "In the brightly lit street, I am lurking at the gate of the power plant~ The socket far away can't solve the near-near worries, should I go with the flow..."

After listening to a song, I wanted to leave a little bit, because I felt that there was a snake spirit in his heart, and he actually sang a good song like a robot lying in ambush at the power plant on a cold rainy night to steal electricity.But he has found me.He put down the piano, stood up and kowtowed to me, "See the emperor."

I had a big fuck and I got tears in my eyes!Those who recognize me now are all people who have only met once, and they are all snake spirits!I am happy and sad at the same time, none of my friends and sisters can be trusted.

"You...you recognize me?"

Gu Donglin pursed his lips, "You can tell it's a fake at a glance. He's so smart, he can even recite poems."

"..."

Gu Donglin invited me to a seat, and we spread out a crystal mat under the peach blossom tree, and he warmed the aged sweet-scented osmanthus brew for me to drink.

"So it's like this. Now I want to find a chance to transfer him back. You know we look exactly the same. Since he can sneak away from me, it should be easier for me to sneak back into the bag, right?"

Gu Donglin thought for a while, but didn't speak.

"Don't Master Jijiu think so!"

Gu Donglin shook his head, "If I were the emperor, I wouldn't do that."

"!"

"First of all, there is no difference between any foolish emperor in the world, except for the sages. Since the previous king established the orthodoxy, as long as the successor is willing to follow the gourd, he can be regarded as a good emperor. The emperor can do this well. It can be seen that it is not too difficult, I see that the person who usurped the throne is also a good emperor, so it doesn't matter to me or to the world, which of you two is in the seat."

"Hey, can you tell me the truth in front of me!"

"Secondly, since the surrounding royal relatives all acquiesced to this fake to replace the emperor, they must be more satisfied with the fake. Wouldn't it be boring for the emperor to go back?"

"It's not like that!"

"Again, is the emperor confident that if he goes back again, he can cut off all the culprits behind the scenes? If not, there will be endless troubles. Once there will be two times, and the next time it will not be as simple as changing the civet cat for the prince."

"This one is."

"Finally, the emperor has been the emperor for 18 years, isn't he bored? Why don't you take the opportunity to go to the folks and have fun? What the emperor doesn't want to give up is just a good life, so why don't we go into business together and make a fortune? You can enjoy the golden hall and jade horse, and you can not be restricted by the palace rules. Your Majesty, once you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea." He said, holding my hand with earnestness.

This bastard, he made me want to eat sausage.

"What business do you want?"

He stared at me for a while, then calmly lowered his head and took a sip of his wine, "Neng Duan Rong."

This fucker is not doing business at all, hey!Master Taixue Jijiu, do you really understand what business is?It's a crime!This is the murder of my own husband!I really can't believe that you, an academic school, have any good means to make a fortune!I was really moved by you!

"As long as you help me return to Dabao, maybe I can help you do business 'oh!"

"Deal."

Why did you agree so quickly!You just said that so many fools and sages and kings were involved, you just wanted to kill Duan Rong!How unprincipled and unethical you are, Lord Jijiu!

"However, there is one thing that must be reminded to the emperor. Hou Xunhua condoned the usurper, and Eunuch Shi, Princess Dachang, and Prince Mingyue also cooperated with him to stand still. It is likely that they have calculations and considerations."

"You just said that they don't want me anymore."

Gu Donglin quietly put down the wine cup, "How are you?"

"..."

"It's mid-spring, and everything is growing. The fake emperor will go to the foot of Gushe Mountain to hold a suburban festival within half a month. It will be very easy to get in when the time comes. As long as the emperor can get through the barrier of the Habayashi Heavenly Army and the Jinwu Guard, I can Dropping bags for you in many places. When I went in to hand in the sacrificial oration the night before, when drinking wine on the high platform on the day of the suburban festival, etc. "

"What should I do?"

"Get rid of him."

"... Is there a less violent and bloody way?"

"Someone else get rid of him."

"Deal."