The queen is my cousin

As a majestic emperor, when I came out to look for a job, I had to find a high-end and high-end job.I first chose the financial industry.The interviewers there are all Jews and Caucasians, white as if painted with powder, and we Han people have to bow our knees when we go in. I found that the recruiters with me were all college students.

It was my turn to face the Caucasian.He asked me if I could speak British. I learned all of my British from Shi Balong. He only said two words: fuck, bitch.I also represent the national character of my dynasty. According to the rules set by the previous emperor, you are not allowed to speak foreign languages, so I can only make up and introduce myself to him.

The foreigner was very kind. Seeing that I couldn't continue, he asked me in Chinese instead.He asked me where I graduated from.I was instantly dumbfounded.

I don't even know where I graduated from.

In the schools of our imperial dynasty, each state and county has its own schools, and I send them money every month.Imperial College is the highest university in the country for the common people. It is divided into two campuses, one is called Yongdu Taixue and the other is called Emperor Dynasty Taixue. It is just across the street and still has trouble dealing with it all day, probably because the one focuses on liberal arts. A reason for focusing on martial arts.The children of the royal family and aristocratic families disdain to go to the Imperial Academy, so I set up the Chongwen Museum and the Hongwen Museum in the palace. The former can be taken by the children of the fourth rank and above, and the latter is even more awesome. Twenty people are recruited, usually descendants of my Li family, daughters of princesses like Qiao Qiao and Cai Cai, and sometimes there are no places—fortunately, they are not rare.

But, I neither studied in prefectural or county schools, nor did I study in Taixue, nor did I go to Chongwenguan Hongwenguan. What I received was family education!When I go to school, I just sit in the imperial study room, and then let the best teacher in the country kowtow to come in and give me a lecture. If I don't speak well, I will be dragged out and beheaded.So that's why I don't have a diploma.

The Caucasian thought I was embarrassed to say the name of a third-rate pheasant university, and instead asked me what my GPA was.

Am I like someone with a GPA?

The Caucasian finally asked where he used to work.

I said, there are Chengde Hall, Taiqing Pavilion, and Yushufang.

He was very interested and asked me what I did for work.

I can't say what I do specifically, so I can only sum it up in a few points: "Receive foreign guests, offer sacrifices to heaven, earth, ghosts and gods, promulgate solar terms and calendars, assess the appointment and dismissal of officials, visit beauties in the six palaces, balance political power, promote the construction of education, science and culture, macroscopically regulate the economic system."

The Caucasians thought I was too bureaucratic and politely invited me out.

Later, I went around in the labor market. For any decent jobs, they all asked me to see various certificates, such as graduation certificate, student certificate, accounting certificate, lawyer certificate, computer second-level certificate, imperial driving license, etc. Where is this kind of thing!They asked me how much my GPA and GRE have less points, class ranking, grade ranking, what the hell is I... I am the only one in the whole world.

In the end I didn't find any work.I hadn't eaten all day, and I couldn't help crying while squatting on the steps.

I am obviously rich in the world, have received the best education in the world, and have the most complicated job in the world, but I can't even find a job after I change jobs.And I'm still hungry.I squatted there helplessly and cried.

Then I smell grilled sausage.

I looked up and saw a big brother squatting in front of me leading a horse and holding a small sausage.He was dressed in snow-white armor, with a long white feather stuck in his pocket.He is a general of the Habayashi Sky Army.

"For you to eat." He smiled softly, shaking the sausage.I immediately grabbed it and swallowed it in my stomach.I haven't touched oil for almost a month.

"Why are you sitting here and crying?" The eldest brother led the horse forward and motioned for me to follow.

I'm embarrassed to tell him that I'm hungry and can't find a job, and I was an emperor before, but my stomach is growling by itself.The eldest brother led the horse to the sausage stall and treated me to a full meal.

He invited me to finish eating, and his friend stood at the intersection and told him to leave.He led the horse and said goodbye to me. I didn't know where the courage came from and followed a few steps. I mustered up the courage to ask him, "Is there any shortage of people in your family? I will learn to do housework."

He turned around and patted my head, "There is no shortage of people in my family, but I know who is missing."

I looked along his fingers, and the fat grandpa at the sausage stand was looking at me cheerfully.

That's how I became a sausage seller.The fat grandpa has been roasting sausages all his life, weathering the wind and rain, earning a million dollars a month, and this spring he took the old lady to travel around the world.In my court, a eunuch once sailed westward with a huge warship, and finally returned to Hong Kong from the East China Sea, proving that the world is round, and several former emperors strictly sealed the news.But I am an accommodating emperor, and I changed the altar of the earth into a round one, and the emperor's global tourism industry began to flourish.Fortunately, I am now able to take over from Fat Grandpa and become a sausage seller with honor.Maodou adores me very much. His lifelong dream is to have a small car with grilled sausages, oden and egg babies, so that he will not be hungry.

After I finished listening, I sighed: "It would be great if there was a watch Nisang next to me to help me."

"It would be great if there was a big dick next to me." Maodou beside him said with love in his eyes.

We were both a little embarrassed.But it would be nice to eat a few sausages.That's how I am, I eat it right away, I can't even bake it, and sometimes I forget to take money from others.This job is actually very good. Whenever I throw the red sausage into the oil pan and fish it out golden, I feel like an artist.

But since I started selling grilled sausages, there is one thing that has given me a headache, which is the Jinwuwei, the urban management of the imperial capital.

The first time I met them, everyone around ran away. I didn't know how to run. I saw them get off their horses aggressively and wanted to handcuff me. The big brother who served in the Habayashi Heavenly Army suddenly appeared.He was wearing a home-style robe, with his long hair pulled back, and he held up the Pixiu badge to them.

"Go away." He said softly and hoarsely.

Later he helped me push the sausage cart home.There were few people on the street, and the moon was very round. He pushed the cart, arched his biceps under the misty skirt, and chatted and laughed with me calmly.I looked at the shadows of the two of us on the ground, and couldn't help wrapping my fingers around my hair.

The elder brother helped me push the sausage cart to the door of Maodou's house, and helped me pump two barrels of oil.

So that night, I had insomnia and my face was a little hot.

Unfortunately, I never saw him again.But I feel that he has been protecting me around me, I don't know if it is my illusion.But whenever street thugs try to steal my money, or someone picks on me, they're out of luck.

I wonder if he is a fairy or something.

Maodou is still sticking mobile phone film on the bridge.But this business is not easy to do, because in our age, there are no mobile phones at all.I hope to find a way to find him a job.I am very good at finding a job now. I can tear off a large stack of job advertisements for him when I walk past a telephone pole.Maodou was a bit difficult to look at, so I thought about it and asked him to bake sausage for me at night, and I went to the big bathhouse to find a job by myself.I have a lot of research on horses and chickens. They saw that I was handsome and asked me to pinch people's feet.I fought for a bit, and won the right to pinch the girl's feet only.I immediately became jealous among my peers, but I didn't care, I thought of myself as a sausage seller in my heart, which was different from their foot-pinching ones.

So I sold grilled sausages during the day and pinched people's feet at night, and lived a fulfilling life.My monthly salary is also very high.

Since the big brother stopped showing up, Jinwuwei often troubled me, especially a little brother with droopy eyes and hairy hair.But now I have +MAX skill points, and I can push the sausage cart away with a little trouble. Although I have short legs and can't run fast, the advantage is that I have a high starting speed.Usually I just flash into the alley and wait for a while.

I listened to the people outside, and I hid in the dark alley and ate sausage happily.

After waiting for half an hour, the outside finally stopped. I looked out with my head and head, and there was a click, and there was an iron bracelet on my wrist.That drooping eye laughed wantonly, showing a canine tooth, "Finally caught you!"

He was still a trainee of the Jinwu Guards. He didn't even wear a waist knife, but only carried a long ash wood pole. He looked like he wanted to make meritorious deeds and then become a regular.I was so anxious that I was about to cry, holding on to the wall and refusing to leave: "Brother, brother, do you want to eat grilled sausage, brother, from now on you come to my place to eat grilled sausage as you like!"

"I don't eat waste oil." He pulled hard, and I bumped into him, and he happily carried the long ash wood pole on his back, leading me, and walked down the street.People come and go on the street, I am so ashamed.For the first time, I felt that parading in the streets was a shameful play. I used to feel very happy, as long as I sat on sixteen big sedan chairs and waved.

"Brother, brother, let me tell you..." I gritted my teeth, "Brother, I will pinch your feet!"

"Oh?" He turned his head and looked me up and down, "You still do this kind of business!"

I sadly said to him: "I roast sausages during the day and pinch people's feet at night."

"Hmm..." He thought for a while, then smiled brightly, "Alright!"

For my sausage cart, I took him to the crack where we live. The bath center is closed tonight, so I can only do this.He looked at the place curiously: "Is this your rental house?"

I made him take off his boots.Instead, he felt a little embarrassed, "Do you really want to do it?"

I realized that I was paying bribes, but in order to get it done once and for all, I had no choice but to fight it out. Those who work in our line of work can meet a good brother or a godfather in the Jinwu Guard, and their status will be different immediately.I imagined the scene where everyone ran away and I stood still, pinching him and screaming.When he left, his face was bright red, "It's so cool!"

I leaned against the wall with a flattering smile: "Brother, come again next time!"

He snorted and happily let me go.

I turned around and found Maodou shrunk in the corner with a shocked expression on his face.

"you……"

I washed my hands and brushed my hair, "I'm doing it for our cause! After we have taken care of the Jinwu Guard, we won't be impounded in the future!"

Maodou's face was wrinkled like a ball of paper, Biso Biso followed in, and then he didn't talk to me much.