The queen is my cousin

Looks like I'm not quite sure if this guy is me or not.But I don't worry, he will be sure soon.

As for our royal family, we have been raised in a deep palace since we were young, and we don’t leave the door without leaving the door. We eat well and drink well, and we are pampered. We all stew the precious medicinal materials that others use to cure diseases and save lives. It comes out with fine skin and tender meat.

So in this world, there are not only such things as Princess and the Pea, but also the Yellow Emperor of the Pea.

It's not that I'm blind, I slept on the dragon bed, and I could tell how many strands of Shi Balong's hair hadn't been cleaned today, and I also knew who the owner of these strands of hair was.The correct rate is as high as 97%.

But this guy will never have this ability, unless he is a rich and beautiful person like me.But a rich and beautiful person like me is rare. I raging the Chinese Empire and pouring all the money and resources of the whole country to support me. I think the other one with the strength to produce people like me is the Great Qin Empire on the Mediterranean coast. .This traitor is obviously black-haired and black-eyed, with the appearance of an aborigine from the Central Plains who has been infiltrated by the Mongolian race, and his behavior is petty. To sum up, he must not have my physiological sensitivity.

As soon as my cousin put the peas at the bottom of the quilt, that shameless bitch got out of the bath wetly, walked up to him naked and hung it around his neck.My cousin pointed at me indifferently: "I'm going to fix the window, you go to sleep, good boy." Then he made an excuse and went out.

When he came back, the traitor had already fallen asleep.

My cousin asked him gently: "Is the bed still soft?"

The rebel only showed a pair of watery eyes: "Ruan - Cousin Nissan, come in quickly."

"Just be soft." My cousin nodded.

I was ecstatic.My cousin has a dead face all year round, but I can still see his anger clearly.He is angry!He was finally sure that he must still firmly believe that the one lying in front of him was a counterfeit!He will definitely pick up the counterfeit and throw it out next, and come to me excitedly!I will definitely kill that bastard pretending to be me then!

But my cousin sat down at the table without incident, took out the briefcase he brought with him, and began to process the memorial.Nima, he still uses a red pen, fuck.

I don't understand at all.

Cousin, he is so calm!

It seems that after "I" returned from fasting, he began to doubt my identity. After so many days, he finally confirmed that "I" was a fake, but he accepted it so calmly!This wolf-hearted way of directly wearing red on the memorial, did he want to reverse it!

After hanging in the cold wind for a long time, my hands became so numb that I couldn't resist it.Shall I jump in and scare the adulterers?

Just as I was hesitating, people suddenly barked, and several security guards held spotlight candles and shone on me, "What are you doing! Get down quickly!"

Hearing the sound, my cousin stood up and walked to the window, lowering his head and looking straight at me calmly.I panicked immediately, I am poor and dirty now, and I have never made a mask!

"me……"

"He repairs the radiator." My cousin said calmly, and then installed the window and closed it.

I had a big fuck!

Even if I'm poor and dirty and haven't applied a mask for a long time, don't fail to recognize me!Biao Nisan, I am your daughter-in-law! ! ! !

Nisan seemed to have heard my inner calling, and locked the window bolts smoothly.

Hold.

That night, I was expelled from the Eighteenth Floor of Yanliu as a crazy fan of Brother Big Dick and Little Huang Sang.I later found out that the entire wall was covered with idiots.After I was permanently banned from entering, I went back to sleep in Maodou's arms, full of questions.

My cousin is very suspicious, okay? He looks like he's going to go along with the flow and make the fake come true. He doesn't even recognize me. What does he want to do?

But he should have been kept in the dark in the first place, so who is that person who stole Ma Yinglong's ointment for me?

The person who kidnapped me should be the one who put this counterfeit product in the palace. Was it really my aunt?

It's really difficult, it's a mess, I can't rely on my cousin, I have to fight other people's ideas.

The next day I went to find my seventh brother.My seventh elder brother has always been self-absorbed, staying at home with his fiancée all day without knowing what to do, very low-key and restrained.However, there was a big commotion in Mingyue Palace that day, indicating that Lord Yue wanted to find a personal servant.The specific requirements are very simple: age 18, height 165, fat.

There is also a big circle drawn on the fat word, and the bold underline.

I knew Brother Qi was looking for me.The news that I was dropped was probably sent to him by my cousin from the palace.I finally felt the love of my brother Jiyou, but I always felt that something was wrong.Am I fat?Hold.Is it really good to reveal the height and weight?And it's clear that they are looking for me, so they will scare the snake away!

But this is my seventh brother, we can't ask for more.

Anyway, I'm relieved that I can finally go home——

But there was a long queue in front of Mao Mingyue Palace?The line that meandered for two miles all went to Dongzhimen, and at first glance, it was full of white and fat people of all colors, young and old, all pretending.Nima, all the fat people in the imperial capital are here, right?A lump is fatter than a lump!

I wanted to go ahead and ask, but they all fiercely told me not to jump in line. A fat man who weighed 180 pounds told me to get the number with a wink, and I got the number and queued behind him.

"You came too late." He wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Some of them lined up here in the early morning. Lord Mingyue is a kind person, and it's not a loss to work under him. I just don't know how many to choose. , I saw so many of them went in, I don’t know how many are left behind, and I don’t know if we still have a share when it’s our turn.”

Of course it will be his turn, he is looking for me, I am not worried at all.

The big fat uncle saw that I was calm and relaxed, and was happy, "Little brother, you are not fat enough, look, there is a seller selling weights in front, you can copy two and stuff them in your clothes, otherwise the scale will be brushed off .”

I was surprised, fuck, there is also weighing, this is the selection of pigs.

"Of course, what the Lord Mingyue is looking for is a fat man. Of course, the heavier the better. You see, there are so many people here, can't they be interviewed one by one? There must be a scale, a written test, and it's good to pass the interview. Interview There is one side, two sides, three sides..."

what!Sure enough, you can't leave things to me, Seventh Brother, can you do a good job!He is so lazy and so weird, even if these levels are specially set up for me, I may not be able to pass them.My brain wave frequency and his are not at the same point, okay?

I started to panic a bit, I have never experienced any major exams in my life, and my ability to take the exams is not very good, so I immediately bought two weights and stuffed them in my arms.Someone next to the scale has started selling interview pen test questions, fuck, I can't afford it, I think I'm going to die.

It was my turn two days later.All the servants of my seventh brother's palace are exhausted, and the chief steward simply doesn't show up, and he is handed over to the shrimp soldiers and crab generals. I think this is a bad thing.After I passed the scale tremblingly, I was led to the side hall of the palace, where several interviewers were sitting, and they asked me to demonstrate my housework ability.There were nine fat guys in the group with me, and they immediately picked up the broom and rag and went to work, and I was the only one who was stunned.The bored eyes of the interviewer lit up, "Why don't you work?"

"I don't know how." I said honestly, "I'm never allowed to do rough work at home."

The interviewer tapped a red stamp on my registration form, pointed to the side, and said, "Go to the written test."

The nine burly fat men immediately quarreled with the servant.

I walked into the courtyard next door, and there were forty or fifty desks in the open air, with a piece of paper on it, and many fat people were already sitting there answering the questions.I sat down and looked at the paper, and I couldn't fucking do the first question.

The first question: the birthday of the first emperor.

How the hell do I know the birthday of my cheap daddy? I was still in my infancy when he died!

Question [-]: Please list the brands of Mascara, Lotion, Scrub Cleanser, and Facial Steamer that the eldest princess likes most.

This fucking question was made by my aunt, absolutely!But I don't make it, bastard, I don't make it, I don't care what you like to use, I use only men's!Hold!

Question [-]: Please analyze the difference between Jinwen Jingpai and Guwen Jingpai. (Note: It is not a short answer, but an analysis question, with a word count of more than [-] words.)

Through the paper, I can feel the deep malice of the green tea bitch towards the original partner!So the green tea bitch is waiting for me here...

Question [-]: Who do you love the most?

I will do this question!I wrote Nissan on it, added countless wavy lines, and drew a pair of bright and sad big eyes, like this (((o(*▽*)o))) This question must be written by him, and Categorized as a political question.I know that nothing is more correct than political correctness!

Question [-]: How many football games have you watched with your best friend since you were young, and how many cups of iced plum soup have you eaten?

I forgot again... Shi Balong didn't explain the question last time, but also told me the answer. How many times did he say it? !Damn, why can't I go back to the chapter list and click to see!Why don't I have this skill ahhhhhhhhh...

In the end, I only scored fifty points.Cousin's question is worth fifty points.Others scored ten points.I think it's so stupid, my cousin is [-] minutes old, why don't I just go in.Hold.

And the 40-year-old fat man with a wrinkled face entered the interview with arrogance because he got full marks in the test.

I walked out of the Mingyue Palace covered in cold sweat, and vowed to be kinder to the examinees in the palace examination, and to be kinder to the people around me...

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I went back and told Maodou that Maodou was sitting on the flyover to put cell phone film on someone recently, so I went to the flyover to find him.Although it was mid-spring, it was still a bit cold at night. Maodou and I huddled in our single clothes, sat on the ground, and watched the people coming and going on the bridge.

"So it's still money." Maodou sighed, and looked at me gently but firmly, "Huang Sang, you're going to earn money. I'm hungry and full, so I can only keep starving you, let alone What are you talking about reviewing the materials. The person they are looking for is you. This audition is not successful, and this kind of exam will definitely be held again. You have to be prepared for a long-term war of resistance."

I said: "Yes."

So the next day I rolled my sleeves and squatted in front of the labor market.I can't even go to the talent market because I don't have a diploma.