The queen is my cousin

Shi Balong had a displeased face on his face, "It's so courageous to draw the sword in front of the emperor!"

"Okay, okay, don't scare them!" I walked out and yawned.

Seeing that I was relieved, they backed away.We succeeded in winning the palace quietly, and we clapped together together, and my heart felt infinitely relieved.

This fake really looks like me, I poked his face.

At this time, a little eunuch outside came to see Shi Balong, "Eunuch, Eunuch! The Huns and Persians have entered the arena!"

Me, Shi Balong, Yuan Datou couldn't care about anything else, took a few boxes of beer to the Cuju field in the east of the paddock to celebrate, Maodou didn't like to watch Cuju, so we tied up the fake emperor and stuffed it in the cabinet, let him look good.

"If he acts recklessly, you can kill him." I handed him the Shangfang sword.

Maodou's expression suddenly became solemn, is there any reason!

When we went to the Cuju field, we saw my cousin from a distance.He was walking with Gu Donglin with his head down, talking seriously.Originally, I thought it would be enough for Gu Donglin to hold my cousin for 5 minutes, but whoever thought it would be different, "I guess they will still talk about it when we finish watching Cuju."

Shi Balong held back his mouth, saying that my cousin hates it the most.

The cuju that night was all kinds of beautiful.Persia vs. Huns, those are two strong teams.But my mind was never on them.I just feel so emotional.

When I used to watch Cuju competitions, I would put on plain clothes and be submerged in the sea of ​​people with Shi Balong. Today, I am wearing a dragon robe and sitting in the top dragon seat box. There is a golden curtain hanging in front of me. The maid of the cattail fan, Shi Balong kept peeling grapes for me to eat, I couldn't see clearly, but I really enjoyed it.In the curling incense burner smoke, I laughed happily.I felt a familiar life come back.

I'm not particularly greedy for the throne or anything, it's just that I was born as an emperor, and after 18 years I suddenly stopped doing it, how uncomfortable it is.Those who have their bodies taken up by soul wear, or soul wear has taken over other people's bodies, every chance they have, they will miss and even return to their original lives. Their lives are still like shit, not to mention my life. Golden branches and jade leaves.But the mood is the same, I can't let go of my past self, and I can't let go of the people around me.

I miss even the green tea whore!

Once I take off this royal robe, I can't even see their faces.

I swear, I will at least be an emperor who can protect myself in the future, and I will never let my life collapse again.

At this moment, the Xiongnu team led by Yingtaishuang scored another goal!The audience is boiling!I seem to have returned to the golden age of Shi Balong, me, and the Huns on the battlefield before my wedding at the age of 15.Shi Balong and I looked at each other with a smile, held up our beers and bumped them hard, for our past gentle old days.

The cuju match ended with the Xiongnu team defeating the Central Asian Qianglong Persian team 2:1.I was overjoyed and ordered the Minister of Honglu Temple to bring the ambassadors of the Xiongnu to the palace. I will receive them well tonight.

After watching Cuju, I ordered a big feast for my favorite Xiongnu star Ying Taishun and his team to eat whatever they wanted.I like him so much, before I got married, his bedroom was full of his posters.After getting married, it's hard to say, Quan Zhilong and Lee Min Ho are divided into half, whoever sticks to the other will cover up my Huns.Jojo sometimes calls the wrong Ouba, it hates me to death.

I held the banquet that day in the square in front of the palace. A huge bonfire was ignited in the center of the square. Everyone sat on the ground, drinking in big bowls and cutting meat with big knives. There were roasted whole lambs and deer everywhere. It was so cool.I haven't had a good meal since I came back from fasting. If I go out now, we will definitely lose face to us Central Plains people, so I hide in the palace at this time and eat and drink first. Shi Balong is responsible for passing me my favorite food and knock back.I used to eat elegantly and glamorously, but now I put everything in my mouth, it really hurts him to death.Shi Balong jumped up and wanted to fight with my cousin, "This shameless thing! He knows it! He knows it and he still hasn't brought you back!"

I gnawed on the chicken leg and waved my hand, "I'll talk about it after I get Yingtai to sign it. I figured it out too, I don't want him anymore, you bastard. I want to recruit the harem!"

Shi Balong snorted, and sat down beside me with a green face, "It should have been like this a long time ago. You spoiled him too much, so he held him in his hands and played with you. You are the emperor, how can you be so weak?" ! Smash the two big-eared melon seeds and drive them out of the palace, the farther the better! He is not allowed to come back for the rest of his life!"

"That's it..." I thought Shi Balong was quite ruthless, but he said it very relieved. At this moment, he beckoned with glib mouth and asked the little eunuch below to find Yuan Datou. He immediately put on a suit of armor. Dingling Guanglang ran in.

"Come, come, love concubine, drink with me!"

The imperial concubine slapped his thigh, "What else is there to say!" She sat up and squeezed with me, and then she ate.

We picked up three big bowls of tribute rice, and I felt a bit stuck, so I asked Shi Balong for grapes, and found him staring at me with a gloomy face.I trembled inexplicably, "Longlong, what's wrong with you?"

Shi Balong looked at me for a while, then suddenly raised his hand and overturned the table, spilling soup all over the floor.I made a big fuck, this kind of thing happened only when Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin in history, ah!I was an idiot on the spot, not to mention my noble concubine who is the Jinwu guard.After pushing, Shi Balong picked up Yuan Datou and walked out, leaving me alone in the hall licking my fingers.I'm a little worried about what Longlong will do to the imperial concubine, but the imperial concubine is also a fierce fighter, so after much deliberation, I will continue to eat.

I saw that group of little maids tidying up in a hurry, so I told them, take your time, there is no rush, and then I ran to the palace next door to ask the imperial dining room to bring another table, and continued to eat when all the dishes were served.Fuck, it's so cool, I have so many houses, I have such a royal dining room where all kinds of delicacies are stewed for twelve hours, and I have a little palace daughter who peels grapes, I am the number one local tyrant in the world, Fuck, I'm not afraid of not having friends, hahahaha~

I ate happily, and the bonfire party outside was also in full swing.I heard the Huns singing folk songs, catchy, my love is like wind and sand blowing, my love is running on the Hulunbeier grassland, people don't know what their love is, but they can't hear it melted.The little eunuch on the side reminded me that the envoys of the Huns and the Huns representative team had enough food and drink, and they could receive them. I went to sit in the main hall and waited for my idol to sign the imperial robe for me.

On the way to the main hall, I saw Shi Balong and Yuan Datou fighting.I saw that my cousin and Gu Donglin were still talking at the same position in the afternoon, but my cousin looked a little impatient and a little uneasy. He wanted to leave several times, but Gu Donglin grabbed him and continued to talk.Fuck me, shithead.

Then I took my seat and everyone saluted.My throne alone occupies half of the entire hall, and there are nineteen steps up from the flat ground. They all stand at the far steps, and there is still a curtain hanging in front of me.The envoy of the Huns sent me a little trinkets through the little eunuch, and I gave him more trinkets.When the delivery was over, my cousin entered the palace.He stood at the place closest to me under the steps, with his head down, as if he was wandering.

It's a bit strange, I can't tell you exactly what's so strange, but my cousin should never be like this on weekdays.

After greeting each other, I praised the performance of the Xiongnu team on the Cuju field, expressing that I love them far more than Guoan.As a superstar and coach of the representative team, Yingtai kowtowed, and then he wanted to give me a Cuju made by the Huns and signed by all the players as a thank you gift.I looked at this Wei Wuzi who had divided his beard into two strands and braided it. I couldn’t sit still. I asked the little eunuch who was about to receive the gift to step down. Lianbao asked him to sign the imperial robe for me.The courtiers were dissatisfied with this high level of courtesy, and the Xiongnu envoys were also terrified, but because of my persistence and my cousin's acquiescence, Yingtai was able to take off his shoes and saber and came forward with his Cuju in his arms.

Every time he took a step, my eyelids twitched, and my whole body seemed to be soaked in cold sweat.I finally know why when Goryeo organized a pilgrimage to the Central Plains, the queen and sister-in-law were all suffering from gynecological diseases.

Finally he came up to me.I think the figure of this barbarian man is as huge as a mountain god.

He bowed respectfully and handed me the kick, "Your Majesty."

I reached out to pick up the Cuju, which was sewn with colorful cloth strips and full of ethnic customs.

I retracted my hand before touching it, turned around and lifted up the royal robe, revealing the Shu brocade jacket inside, "Well, I have admired you since I was a child, and I am your loyal fan. Sign your name on your underwear? The pen is on the case, just take it yourself."

"I brought it." Yingtai said in a low voice.

Hey, he brought a pen, why did he bring a pen?Could it be that the whole world knows that I like him?What a shame...

I looked back at him shyly, only to see him pull out a short dagger from the Cuju.Before I could react, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. I looked down and saw a dagger protruding from my chest, and a splash of blood splashed on the screen in an instant...

I heard the sound of everyone running and making noise in the hall.But the sound soon faded away.The barbarian drew his knife and wiped the blood before joining the new battle.For a moment, the sound of knives piercing flesh filled my palace.I feel time passing inside me.

And above the golden steps, there was the sound of steady footsteps.

After I was turned over, I found that it was my cousin.

He leaned down gracefully, grabbed my hair, looked me in the eye, and smiled maliciously.He whispered in my ear like a lover, "Now you understand the meaning of your existence as a substitute. I have tolerated you for so many days just to thank you today and make the emperor safe..."

I grabbed his hand, blood gushed out of my mouth, "Biao Nisang, I, I'm a real little pillow—"

After I finished speaking, I fainted as soon as my eyes went dark.