The queen is my cousin

I began to wait in the dark, full of hope.Every day, a piece of pancake and a bowl of clear water would appear on the vent on the wall. After getting used to the darkness, I looked behind the vent. It was a pipe, and I didn’t know where it went, and who put it there.But it's too shabby to entertain me with this kind of treatment!And the pancake tasted really sour and unpalatable.I vomited it up after taking one bite on the first day, but the kidnappers didn't provide me with new pancakes!I can only pick up what is thrown on the ground and eat it. Fried chicken is a shame, it tastes worse when it’s cold than when it’s hot.

I spent half a month in the dark like this, eating bread and drinking water every day, plus the seven-day fast, I lost a lot of weight.I was originally full of ambition, but now the more I wait, the more I feel that something is wrong.It seems that my aunt wants to lock me here for a long time... But why?I don't have a son, so she let Seventh Brother be the emperor, Ge Wei is not easy to mess with.Also, so many days have passed, there must be a lot of noise about my being kidnapped, my cousin and the others haven't come to rescue me, have I already left the country?The strangest thing is my aunt. She kidnapped me just to get rid of my cousin. At this time, I should take me to ask my cousin for a lot of money, but why my living standard has not improved... I don’t have any boards, it’s so boring, the new show I’m chasing is about to release No.12 episodes, okay?Annoyed and want to roll.But the ground is full of my feces and shit, it seems that I have to think about which corner to use as a bathroom in the dark.

Just as I was hesitating whether to choose this pillar or that pillar, there was a sudden sound of the baffle being removed from the vent above my head.I leaned over like a dog hearing its owner come home - I'm so excited!This is the first time I've heard a voice other than my own in so many days!The pipe is going upwards, and I saw a faint light above it, wobbling as if it was about to come down.

Now I am a little scared again, who knows what they will do to me when they come suddenly.My life is very valuable!Earn money from frying chicken with me!And if you don't kill me, it's worth doing other things with me~ Emma, ​​I'm so scared.

Just when I was hesitating whether to pick up the excrement and paste it at the mouth of the pipe to prevent them from coming in, I heard a soft call from the ventilation pipe: "Huang Sang! Huang Sang! Are you--are you-- "

I was overjoyed, although it wasn't my cousin or Shi Balong and the others, they were mine anyway!So I lowered my voice and shouted, "It's not too good, get me out of here!"

"okay--!"

The light appeared at the last corner in a short while, and the visitor crawled over with a lantern in his mouth.I dragged him out, he let out an urg, apparently overwhelmed by the smell, but he excitedly held my hand, "Huang Sang, you've worked hard!"

"It's okay, okay... Are you here to save me! It's great! Tell me what to do next, do you have any plans for what to do next!"

I want to play escape rooms for a while now.

The man scratched his head: "It's nothing to plan or anything. Huang Sang, you climb out and run away. This is still the imperial capital, this is Jingji Road. As long as you run fast enough and squeeze into the crowd, the Da Luo Immortal will also find you." I won't return yours."

"Didn't my aunt control how many people look at me?"

The man gave me a strange look: "What aunt?"

"Isn't the person who arrested me the eldest princess, my aunt?"

"I don't make it, I just think they often arrest people and come back." He said honestly, "They are engaged in pyramid schemes, and the court doesn't care. Huang Sang, after you get rid of it, you must strengthen the crackdown. There are dozens of Taixue Sen has been brainwashed, and some would rather die than surrender before jumping off the building."

"Oh..." I blushed, this little brother's Qinglingling eyes made it impossible for me to tell him that I was a hands-off shopkeeper.

"Hey brother, how do you know I'm Huang Sang?"

He became shy: "I like you and Brother Big Cock so much! Brother Big Cock is really good at frying chicken, he can raise a wife, wipe his ass, and urge his wife to work hard and hand in the food reserves. There is nothing wrong with it!" His face was black and red.

Hey, you just fell in love with my husband, right?

He received my murderous gaze, and he added embarrassingly: "You, you are also very cute Huang Sang, and you are the wife of the big dick... Anyway, when you hummed in the sack that day, I made it you !"

He took out a CD and asked me to sign it.

While I was signing, I thought to myself, it's too much of a limit...

I really didn't expect Shi Balong's resources to be taken out by pirates to make discs, and they became popular in street stalls all over the imperial capital...

No wonder when I went to the forum, I saw that the top two of the GV male actor rankings were sensitive words!

Fuck!

The little brother watched me sign with a red face, put the plate in his arms, blinked his eyes, and handed the lantern to me. "You just crawl all the way outside along the ventilation pipe. Now there is no one outside at this time, so you just run out."

"What about you then?"

The little brother bowed his head and did not speak.

I had a bad feeling, and put the lantern aside, "Are you trying to stay here and hide it from me? Then what do you do, they find out that I've been swapped, what will happen to you?"

My brother's eyes are wet.I pressed him again and again, and he burst into tears of grievance, "Then they must be about to die, they are all very vicious people..."

"Why are you so stupid!" I couldn't help scolding him too.

The little brother wiped his eyes: "But the big dick brother can't find you, he must be anxious and sad, I don't want him to be like this at all..."

I fuck.

Brain powder.

You win, if this continues, I will be moved to let my husband be messed with by you!

Fortunately, I am still very smart at critical moments!I grabbed his hand, "Okay, okay, it's over if we run together! If you run one, you still run, and if you run two, you still run!"

He suddenly realized, then rubbed his eyes shyly, "Yes, yes, why didn't I think of—"

You bastard, you must pretend to be separated from him when you run out!He is so stupid and cute, my cousin is just like this, the two of them must have sex when they meet...

I was half-hearted all the way, but I actually saw the sun today!But he was instantly blinded.The little brother dragged and hugged me out of the firewood house, and then we were chased by the dirt dogs together and got mixed into the road outside the yard.The flow of people in the imperial capital swallowed us all at once, liquid.

As soon as I was free, I found that there was no chaos in the world, and I immediately fell into deep loneliness. Hehe, it turns out that even if I am the emperor, I am no different if I am less and more.But I still want to go back to the palace quickly, my cousin must have blocked the news in the palace, he must be in a hurry.I walked a few steps, remembered to save my little brother, asked his name, he said his name is Maodou, and now he is going to find a new job, so I don’t know where he lives, but if I want to find him, I can Going to the human resources market, he doesn't have a diploma, so it's hard to find a job, and he must be wandering there these days.

He looked at me resignedly: "Huang Sang, I just want to meet Brother Big Dick, and I want his autograph. I'm your CP fan."

Looking at the spring water flooding in your eyes, you know it's not just as simple as CP fans!You are basically my cousin's old fan, okay?I will give you ten thousand taels of gold when I return to the palace, but my cousin will never let you see me, hum!

That's how I plan to go back to the palace.

My house alone covers more than half of the capital. The buildings outside are like explosions. The more they are built, the higher they are built. It is not bad for every family to have a pigeon cage. I do Peruvian land paintings in the yard. Those world-famous paintings made of green plants can only be seen on the plane, and we don’t have planes at this time. Same.

Now I am looking at the palace for the first time in front of the palace gate, and found that the fried chicken is deserted, and my mighty and majestic man on a horse rides a horse ten feet, and he surrounds the palace firmly, no one dares to approach.Even when I walked into Chengqianmen, I felt a little flustered.

As I was walking, an arrow feather from Biaji flew in front of my eyes, nailed it to my feet, and then swished a large area, forming an arrow circle around me, densely packed.My palace guard stepped forward and yelled at me, "The eyes are on the top of the head, don't you know where this is? Come here to beg for food, you have the guts of a leopard!"

I was angry: "Are you so ambitious that you dare to talk to me like that. How many heads do you have to chop off?"

"Huh?" He glared at me, "Hehe, let's see which one of us has the guts to eat the ambition—someone, drag him down and give him twenty lashes!"

"Sack of bridge beans!" I stretched out my hand and pushed, "I won't be sloppy with you anymore, look clearly, it's me, Li Xiaozhen, the emperor! Change clothes for me, I'm back from a private visit!" I also want to save face Well, I'm embarrassed to say that I was kidnapped...

The captain whispered a few words to his deputy, and then instructed a few people, "Pretending to be the emperor, what a serious crime, I think you have a mental illness, and you should be given a lighter punishment! Someone, drag this psychopath down and give him forty lashes!"

"Hey! Hey! Don't be like this! I'm really Li Xiaozhen, I'm the emperor! I know everything about the palace, try me if you don't believe me!"

The captain sneered: "You are the emperor? Who is that person who went to the Taimiao today? Hahahahaha, you say you are the emperor, that's good, you say, can you call me by my name?"

"I..." I barely swallowed the words "fuck".So bullying, so bullying!

So I was whipped forty times and thrown into the moat.

My Jinyi hasn’t been washed for half a month. It’s the best Sichuan brocade, light and soft. If the executioners are more educated, they can see the four-clawed dragon embroidered on it. There are only me and my cousin in the world. The ones that can be used--all of them have been pulled into rags at this time.There were bloodstains all over my back, and my anger was like a gossamer.The sky quickly darkened, the palace lanterns were ten miles away in the high wall, the palace goddess spoke softly, and the sound of bells and chimes came from the Zhaoyang Palace in the distance... These ordinary things suddenly became solemn and unreachable.