The queen is my cousin

I understand what happened to my cousin.In the past, I was obviously not so busy. I lived like a mascot every day. I am slower than Panda Jun. I don’t have to do anything as long as I let go and act cute, and the people of the world live well!The most diligent emperor is Qin Shihuang. Why don't you go to the Qin Dynasty to see it alive!So I don't think there's anything wrong with this. I delegate power, and everyone performs their duties. Is there the best political system?But the cousin will be in power as soon as he comes up.He is obviously very capable on his own, and can handle everything properly, but he pretends to let me do it myself.Anyway, I'm stupid, and I can't do it for long. When the time comes, I'll still cry and say that I justifiably hand over the authority to him.

I was originally a mediocre gentleman, but now I'm going to be forced to become a foolish monarch!I can't deal with him anyway, so I don't want to be exhausted, it's better to give him what he wants now.I asked the eunuch in charge to draft a decree for my cousin to be the prime minister. From now on, he will go to the harem to grab it with one hand, and he will be very hot!

As soon as my cousin came back from delivering the Koryo sticks, he saw the imperial edict and angrily picked me up from the bed on the spot, "Why don't you be so lazy!"

"You can do it yourself!"

My cousin was furious, as if it didn't go his way.He dragged me up and took off my pants, lay me across his lap and spanked my ass.It was such a shame, I jumped up and bit him, and he bit me, and we started biting and fighting on the bed.After the beating, my cousin said angrily that he didn't care about me anymore, I was not motivated at all, and I said you should find someone who is motivated, but he said that any young man on the street would be more reliable than you.

I want to cry but have no tears.What do I need to improve!I am No.1 in the world, if I improve myself, I will become a fucking immortal!

Thinking like this, I was sent to the Taimiao to eat vegetarian food.For seven days, my cousin didn't even take a single look at me!During the court that day, he kept saying that he would eat vegetarian food with me!

In the end, it was not Shi Balong who accompanied me in front of the pile of tablets until he was sallow and emaciated from hunger.

"He looks like the kind of person who can do things very well." Shi Balong said pertinently.

"I just have to eat and wait to die. I save trouble, and the whole world saves trouble. I may not be a great emperor, but I will be a good emperor."

Shi Balong shrugged. "I'm not interested in politics."

So we happily played board games with the tablets of the late emperors, vaguely like returning to our childhood.

The day I came out of fasting, I was like a wild dog running wild. I wished I could have fun all the way. First I went to have a delicious meal, then I went to gamble, then I went to watch Cuju, and then I found someone to have sex... Shi Balong knew that I wanted to Carnival, I went back to the palace to arrange it for me first, so when I stepped out of the Taimiao, there was only one person.

My cousin didn't come to pick me up.

This damn ghost won't take advantage of my absence to really find someone who is particularly motivated!If he keeps improving, can he be the emperor in this life!Certainly not!Isn't that me being a dick? !

But it’s hard to say, my cousin is sometimes very stubborn and admits death, he doesn’t listen to what others say, and he is self-indulgent.

Emma, ​​I'm a little flustered thinking of this, although I've always thought proudly: Huh, I don't have to have sex with you, I want to find a beautiful sister!But as soon as he couldn't find him, he wanted to cry and hug his thigh spinelessly: "Nissan, let's have sex, okay?"

I'm just a glass-hearted tsundere girl, why can't you just coax me, and make me fall to the point where I'm skinless and shameless... It really isn't true love, right, right!

I was about to shed a tear of sympathy for myself, when I found a beautiful lady walking towards eleven o'clock in front of me!Ah, I instantly threw the Nissan watch out of the blue: beautiful!

You know, recently, even the mosquitoes around me are males, and the only two females—Caicai and Gewei—are not close to me because of their kinship.When I saw this beauty, my eyes lit up, and I felt that her whole body was full of maternity brilliance, she was the grace cultivated by years of respect, and she was the noble woman in my ideal.It would have been better if she hadn't come up and grabbed my ear.At that time, I had judged by my intuition that the angry woman with burning eyes was my aunt!

"Today's makeup is pretty good~"

"Slap!" She slapped me across the face, grabbed my ears and walked into the Taimiao Temple, closing the palace gate. "You sent Caicai out of the palace, you little bastard, you gave her to any man!"

"He's not just any man, he's her boyfriend! Caicai loves him very much!"

"Shut up!" My aunt was so angry that she picked up the bronze mirror and slapped me casually, "Don't you know that those perverted girl killers are actually people around you! Boyfriend, mom's boyfriend, dad's boyfriend, boyfriend's Boy friend……"

"That's enough, your boyfriend has been hacked by you..."

"Because she is someone close to me, my little girl will not be wary of him at all. What if he does something! What if he takes away Cai Cai's virginity! She is only 16 years old!" I My aunt was in a frenzy.

"She doesn't have that kind of thing for a long time, aunt." I took a deep breath, and had to betray my sister-in-law and cousin in order to protect myself, "it was the night she married Ji last year. Duan Rong's Yanliu [-]th floor was turned off for rectification that day. , yes, actually it was a lie, he emptied the whole brothel, and held a grand feast for Qiao Qiao and Cai Cai, Qiao Qiao said that this is how her wedding ceremony was..."

"What? Didn't she sleep in the room next to mine that night?"

"The person in the room is me. Jojo forced me, Jojo forced me!"

"Yousillygirl...why didn't you tell me earlier that those two little bitches didn't take my old lady! That little bastard Duan Rong never gave me this kind of courtesy!"

"Going off topic."

"Didn't you tell me earlier that you know how worried I am? I have been worrying all the time. When I was 15 years old, I slept with all the princes of the imperial capital. Hehe, Caicai is my daughter. How could she keep her virginity until 16 years old?" Years old, that's too shameful. Hehe, I've been worried that she will become the second you."

"Auntie, I'm also 15 years old, okay!!! I'm digressing."

"Then I kept talking to Caicai and the little bitch of the Yu family, hehe, your harem still can't make up a table of mahjong. Your world is too narrow. Now you let your sister-in-law and cousin run away again. You don't know what's going on outside now There are so many perverts!"

"I thought this topic was over... Isn't it impossible for Caicai to lose her virginity again!"

"Don't you know that there is such a thing as Jack the Ripper in this world! Don't you know that there is such a thing as Hannibal in this world! My Caicai, she is a princess, and she has suffered so much, but She eloped with a man with no future, how did she support herself? How did she support a man! She would soon be so poor that she would sell her body or her kidney, and working day and night and having two children made her even the former. Not qualified to choose! You are going to kill my second daughter!"

As she spoke, she pulled out a pair of scissors from a drawer.Why are there scissors in Taimiao!

I was sweating profusely, "Wait, aunt! Let's find Caicai right away! I'll let the Imperial Forest Army look for it, they must not be far away!!"

"Bastard, you thought I would wait until now. Caicai is probably on her way back now." Auntie smiled evilly, and walked towards me step by step with scissors in hand, "But as long as Caicai is still in the palace, you It won't make her feel better, right! That little bitch surnamed Yu regards her as a thorn in her side, a thorn in her flesh, you softie can't figure it out after hearing a few words about pillow wind..."

"No, I'm the one blowing the pillow. Generally speaking... By the way, aunt, don't you think it is more logical for the plot to kill the little bitch surnamed Yu?" I dare to say that because I know there is basically nothing Can kill my cousin, and... well, I admit, there is a few thousandth chance in a corner of my heart that I want to kill my cousin, after all, my cousin looks like he is going to do something big People, and I am the Queen's order, it is not obvious that he wants to kill me.I don't want to be a deep palace old lady.Another reason is that married men always want to change wives for a few days every month. For me, it is about 30 days a month.Especially now that he wants to replace me too.

The aunt stopped and shrugged, "That's too troublesome, and who knows which little bitch you will fall in love with and help her bully your aunt and cousin. I think an obedient emperor is more useful than an obedient queen!"

"!!! Is this going to be a tragedy of the same surname!"

My aunt is a man of action, and her 15-year-old sex with all the princes of the imperial capital can prove this point, so when she stabbed me with the scissors, I instinctively closed my eyes.This is useful against the fear of coming, because I can't see it, but why can't I see it now... wait, she put something on my head, oh shit, sack, she put a sack on me What are you doing with your head!I put my whole body into it, help!Help!

I felt carried.

I heard a strange voice say, "I'm knocked out!"

So I was knocked out.

As the emperor, I thought about being assassinated, but I didn't expect to be kidnapped.I think what my aunt said is quite right. Criminals are generally the most familiar people around, for example—my aunt.

When I was poured out of the sack, I was locked in a pitch-black room with no windows, no doors, nothing.I was scared and cry, so I had to shrink to the side and tremble, but then I thought about it, no matter what, she is the aunt who watched me grow up, she would never kill me, there are rumors among the people that I am her and my father The emperor's illegitimate son!She must be reluctant to do it.Moreover, I am a majestic emperor. I was kidnapped in the Taimiao. You ran to save me in a big way, that must be it.