The queen is my cousin

I think I understand Gu Tinglin's current mood very well. After all, he is his only twin brother. He has been serious and rigid since he was a child, but the brothel prostitute who came out of nowhere actually made him wear a black transparent net gauze. One must know that ever since Gu Tinglin chose Jinwen Jingpai, he has never even seen his brother's face—this guy actually saw it through the black transparent net...

Of course, the more important thing is that his brother looks exactly like him.It's like he did a shame play last night and woke up the next morning to find himself sober and at the scene of the crime.

"Wait, haven't you reached this point yet?" His voice began to tremble.

"Yes." Duan Rong smiled uncomfortably, "Wouldn't he be able to show his sincerity by wearing it! As long as I know that he is wearing it, I will be very happy!"

"Really?" Gu Tinglin and I looked at him sympathetically at the same time.

"What do you mean? Do you suspect that he has never worn it? Or that I am not happy?"

We felt that there was nothing to say to this kind of horny idiot, so I looked down at the black transparent mesh fat times.When I think of my cousin wearing this and playing with me on the huge dragon bed, I can't hold it anymore. Is there any hope for life suddenly!

Duan Rong and Gu Tinglin clicked tut twice and shook their heads at the same time, "Little pillow, this is for your own use."

"Eh?"

"In the future, don't say what's in your heart." Duan Rong touched my head with a smile, "And do things like playing tricks on me, do you still want to play after more than ten years? I'm a serious person now !"

"I wanted to be your child more than ten years ago?"

Duan Rong thought for a while, "You posted yourself back more than ten years ago. In fact, we all told you to post back behind your back."

After he finished speaking, he left, leaving me alone in the same place, confused.When he was honest, it was a waste of his golden and warm image.

Gu Tinglin came up to me and cried and whispered privately in the boudoir: "Huang Sang, what are you doing, another pervert has stalked me recently. Although he has never appeared in front of him, but when I can't pay the rent Sometimes, he will secretly put money behind my back..."

"Sounds good..."

Gu Tinglin's eyebrows are lowered and Xia Fei's eyes are pleasing to the eye. "But I haven't seen the face..."

I sneaked out and pushed him into the water.

Damn, let you seduce a man, green tea whore.I will punish you for the women and petty slaves whose husbands cheat on you all over the world!

I asked a few eunuchs to jump down to save him, then turned around and left, ruthlessly pulling out his dick.

When I returned to Zhaoyang Hall, Shi Balong was waiting for me in the square in front of the hall.When he saw me, he came up to me aggressively, "So the cousin you have in mind is not this one, but Duan Rong!"

"Don't slander me! I just like Duan Rong's talent, power and human resources!" I cried bitterly, "In my heart, I obviously don't have a cousin! I was forced, I was forced! "

"You unruly man!" Shi Balong yelled at me, "The Empress said, if you go in, you must be prepared for 'tomorrow the sun will be red and the path will be full'."

"You two are both good writers...it's a pity to be around me."

"If I were you, I'd hide for a while." Shi Balong condescended to give me advice, "Anyway, it's the time of the suburban festival, so run away first." He put his hand on my arm and put I take it out.I shook him off, raised my head awe-inspiringly, and passed in front of him arrogantly, undoing my trouser belt as I walked. "Hmph, I'm a majestic emperor, but I'm still afraid of a shrew!"

The moment I stepped into the Imperial Study Room, I flung the royal robe behind me, and suddenly felt lighter—whoever is wearing only a black transparent gauze all over the body will be as light as me.I, Thomas, turned back 360 degrees and lay down on the ground, "Nissan, do you want to eat first and take a bath first, or eat me first~"

A silence.

I looked up and saw the four ministers sitting next to my cousin, looking at me like a monkey...

If two of them hadn't fainted on the spot, I would have fainted with shame.The remaining two also seemed to have Parkinson's syndrome. Seeing my black eyes protruding, they pointed their index fingers at me and twitched, but they couldn't speak.I hurriedly took a few steps back and hid behind the curtain, wrapping myself like an Arab woman, only showing a pair of eyes full of tears.

So in the imperial study room at this time, there are only two heart patients who are foaming at the mouth and temporarily in shock, two patients with Parkinson's syndrome, an Arab woman, and a man who is destined to clean up his funeral...

In such a quiet moment where you could hear a needle drop, my cousin stood up.I knew he wouldn't leave me alone!He walked up to me step by step, his body like a god enveloped me, stretched out his hand, and touched my head, and then I heard him softly say: "Your Majesty, have you smoked too much marijuana again?"

I understood and held his hand, "Queen, come back to see me... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Cousin, he took advantage of me in front of the four major auxiliary ministers, and said calmly, "The emperor still smells of wine, and he is indistinctly drunk." Then he wrapped the curtains and placed me on the dragon bed , Send someone to call Ma Yinglong.Ma Yinglong picked up four frightened elderly people, and let his cousin tell them that I was addicted to marijuana.

As soon as they left, I grabbed my cousin and cried, "Why are you scaring me! Now that it's like this, will you scare me anymore!"

My cousin haha ​​the whole process, but he was happy, I knew he didn't have much sympathy.Later, he saw that I was really angry, so he wanted to take off my dragon robe and let me show him the black transparent gauze fat times, how can there be such a good thing in the world!I'm already tired from crying, I don't have the energy to do it.

"You deserve it." My cousin taught me casually while lying on the dragon bed at night, "Hua Xin, you're still cowardly, who do you blame. Who taught you this method?"

He pulled the rubber band of my panties apart, and then slapped it on my belly, my fat gained initial momentum and began to rise and fall.I was writhing in pain, and he was on the sidelines, so happy.As for that person, I don’t say he knows who it is, he’s beautiful there, I said to thank him in a few days, and then ask him to wholesale some tricks.When I heard the word "distributing", I felt bad. My simple and honest atmosphere was corrupted by individual wholesalers like Boss Duan and my cousin.

But the happiest thing is that he didn't pursue my fuss. "I was just talking, why are you turning your face?"

"Then I'm just scaring you." My cousin said lazily, imitating my tone.

I was so happy that it was solved so cheaply, I threw my arms around his waist and rushed up. My cousin held me tightly while disdaining me for being fat.Then I started rambling, saying that I should start doing more business in the future, I just came out of idleness.I can't fail to attend the morning court, and I can't fail to approve the memorial... I began to wonder in my heart whether he is a Virgo or not.

Later I asked him why he met with the four ministers in the imperial study. My cousin said: "The elder brother of the emperor, Xunhua Hou Yuzao, is the emperor's private secretary."

I said oh, it turns out that he has added an official to himself.

The next day I was very busy. I went to court before dawn in the morning, and then I sat on the dragon seat and listened to the criticism of the four auxiliary ministers.They took my face into consideration and didn't mention my amazing show, but because of the marijuana thing, they almost killed me, and they had to let me go to the Taimiao to eat vegetarian food for seven days.I really had nowhere to say and was desolate, so I had to pack up and prepare to go there for a meal.

After the court, all kinds of people came to me to solve various things, and I was so busy that the sky was dark and the sky was dark.What about retiring from old age and returning home, what about collecting taxes on land, and what about filling the gap in the flooding of the Yellow River. During the period, there were also some Olympiad questions: a total of 1 soldiers and [-] civilians. The people eat three-quarters of dendrobium rice every day. There is a large granary one hundred miles away from the soldiers and two hundred miles away from the people. There are a total of [-] dendrobium. Here, may I ask how many soldiers and people should be dispatched to transport food, how much rice should be given to the soldiers, and how much rice should be given to the people?

Damn, seeing this kind of memorial, I can only formulate the equation!I have been bad at mathematics since I was a child, and I can't even count how many unknowns are needed!I counted there for half an hour, and in the end I just wanted to cut Lang Hao off and tell them: Why don't you guys go eat Shishi, you bastards!

My cousin has no sympathy for me at all, he thinks this should be my life, and criticizes my attitude for not being correct.He has been sitting patiently by my hand and processing the memorial, not at all like me, in a state of chaos.I really want to give him the seat under the seat, but it's a pity that his surname is not Li.

After finally staying up late, I want to go to the cuju match with Shi Balong. Today, the Xiongnu team will play against the Siamese team. It is very interesting, because the Siamese team is all ladyboys. I put on a miniskirt and did a lap dance in the middle of the venue. It was super pretty. Shi Balong and I even made a bet on this, betting whether the prairie barbarian would lose because of seeing the shemale.As a result, my cousin asked me to hold a banquet tonight in honor of the Korean envoy sent to Tang Dynasty.I don't like Koreans at all. Their beauties are all plastic surgery. The breasts are hard to the touch, and they look like silicone.Moreover, the Korean envoys sent to the Tang Dynasty are generally very simple, Nima will say everything they see is theirs, and they will be embarrassed in front of my big heaven, and I will give them things to show their mighty power, fried chicken hates it.

I couldn't beat my cousin, so I didn't go to see the Siamese Simon team, and listened to Smecta all night.I didn't want to sleep with him that night.