The queen is my cousin

Caicai left with her boyfriend in the caravan that night.Duan Rong and Seventh Brother sent them off as if one was from the public and the other from the in-laws.

Seventh brother sighed: "The water that was thrown out by the daughter's marriage."

Duan Rong sighed: "This is the emperor superstar I created by myself."

Both of them were full of worries, so they went to drink with their arms around their shoulders.

My night life was not so colorful that night.Because my cousin didn't hit me, scold me, or fuck me.He just sat on the edge of the bed holding me for a long time, cut my fingernails and toenails, and then let me lie in his arms like a koala.He didn't say a word, which made me very nervous, so I had nothing to say, "Biao Nisang, you are as accustomed to eating southern food as Cai Cai."

The cousin hummed and said it was okay.

"I don't even make it. Then you practice martial arts in Chu State, don't you still like spicy food?"

My cousin said it was fine.

I turned my head the other way again and played with his loose hair.He was so bored, the three sticks couldn't make a boring fart, and it was impossible to chat with him.If only his words could boom and boom like his heartbeat.

"Biao Nisang, why didn't you tell me, I didn't even know you were not used to it."

My cousin grabbed my hand and wouldn't let me play with his hair, "I'm not used to it."

His expression was calm, but I got a little angry, pushed him, and got into the bed.

Nerves are too thick! "Tell the imperial dining room what you want to eat in the future!"

My cousin tucked me in, touched my head, and said lightly, there is nothing wrong with what I eat now.

"Because it's all the smell of the pillow." He said with his dead fish eyes open.

It's too foul, so I have no resistance at all!

"Then I also want to learn how to eat southern food from you!" I took the initiative to take off my clothes and sent him into his arms, no, no!

In the end, he actually refused me justly!He said that if he wants to live together, he can't always bother the imperial dining room to cook two kinds of cuisines. The northern cuisine is also quite good, and he told me not to get angry!

I didn't care about it, and took off his pants viciously.During sex, my cousin suddenly laughed in my ear, "Brother Big Dick."

Dead Mensao.

The next day, my cousin prepared a table of seafood for me early in the morning.

He first held a red, yellow, soft, slippery, disgusting and salty thing, and handed it to my mouth, I sucked it, and then spit it into his palm. "Super disgusting!"

My cousin gave you a bad look: "Shenjiamen in Zhoushan sent thousands of miles to the imperial capital to express the special red cream choking crab." He ate the porridge himself.

He poured out another pot of Hebuliuqiu round, smooth and shelled things, and gave me one. After I ate it, I only felt it was cool and salty, and I couldn’t chew it. I couldn’t swallow it so badly, so I had to spit it out again. He got it in his hand.

"It's really useless." My cousin wiped his hands and gave me a sideways look.

"It's such a happy decision to eat northern dishes from now on! Shi Balong, bring me a bowl of saozi noodles!"

When I squatted on the chair and snorted noodles with long chopsticks, my cousin saw that my eyes were about to bleed.

I asked him where these aquatic products came from. My cousin said that the marinated ones were all tributed by Gu Donglin of the Taiyuan Academy. His family has a mulberry fish pond.I think Gu Donglin is quite up to the mark, but after meeting us, he knew that he was going to give away local products. It seems that he is not only a geek, but also quite lively. He is indeed the person Duan Rong likes.Just thinking about it, Duan Rong brought Gu Donglin into the palace, "Yo, I just had dinner."

My cousin was eating slowly, still peeling the blood clams, his mouth was full of blood, at this time he called out the old Duan, and asked Shi Balong to take another two bowls of porridge.Duan Rong and Gu Donglin sat down and peeled the blood clams together.That thing is really bloody fried chicken. When I was sitting at the dining table, those shells were still alive. I saw my cousin poured into a pot of boiling water and fell down. Those weak shells changed instantly. became eternal.He soaked them in cold water and rinsed them, and now he is very fluent in prying the shells with a dagger. When he pried them open, there was blood all over them. He didn't wash them, but just dipped them in vinegar and ate them. I was scared to cry, okay? .Seeing how proficient he is, if I make him unhappy in the future, he will also stab me and scald me, take out the dagger and cut it into pieces. I can guarantee that he will not blink his eyes when he does this kind of thing of.

"Is it fresh?" Duan Rong asked him.

"Fresh." My cousin nodded.

Duan Rong sat down and ate together.Gu Donglin watched obediently and said shyly that he had eaten.

Although I'm not so ruthless, but after all, I have short hands, and Gu Donglin is a distant cousin in name. At this time, he wiped his mouth and went to meet him and tugged his hand, "Are you two reconciled? There is nothing wrong... ..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said softly, "Huang Sang, I'm Ting Lin."

I shake off his hand, who the hell is Ting Lin with you, bah bah bah bah!

Gu Tinglin got a little angry, "Why does everyone like my brother and not me? You've only met him once!"

"Maybe it's because he's more handsome?"

Gu Tinglin was about to cry, "We are identical twins! If he wasn't too geek and rigid, my parents wouldn't be able to tell us apart!"

"Maybe it's because he's from the Ancient Text School and you are from the Modern Classic School?!"

"Huang Sang, can you figure out what is the Ancient Wen Jing School and what is the Jin Wen Jing School?"

I looked at Gu Tinglin's hysterical expression and honestly shook my head.

For a moment I was so excited that Gu Tinglin was going to beat me up, but in the end he was just discouraged and rushed out the door.Duan Rong and his cousin ate up all the blood clams, and started fighting with the mud snails soaked in the wine, which should also be raw, so no one noticed that Gu Tinglin had left.I think Gu Tinglin is a bit pitiful, but it's so cool to let you steal my man!So I called Shang Shi Balong and asked the two of them to eat separately, and the four of us started playing mahjong.

Duan Rong often gambled in Xiangshan County, Guangzhou, and later that place was called Macau.So, if it wasn't for my cousin and Shi Balong's frequent outings, he would have won our trousers.In order to attract his attention and let my cousin and Shi Balong exchange cards under the table, I asked Duan Rong, "Why did you bring Gu Tinglin here, where is yours?"

Duan Rong puffed out smoke with a cigarette in his mouth, "I haven't come back yet."

"Didn't he send the seafood? I thought you two got back together!"

"He gave it to me," Duan Rong pondered, "He carried it from home for me, and I packed it up and sent it all away."

"Scum." Shi Balong hit a dragon.

"You flying dragon?" My cousin glanced at Duan Rong after finishing speaking, "What do you mean?"

"What kind of mahjong are we playing, what is a flying dragon? - I mean, of course, get out of the house." Duan Rong ate a cake from me.I couldn't stop Shi Balong, he pushed the card away and screwed up.

"Wait, what kind of tricks are you doing?" Duan Rong refused.

"So what do you mean by Gu Tinglin now?" Cousin started touching the money, he had to pay double because I had no money.He put the money in Shi Balong's hands and complained to me, "You are his boss, why didn't you cut off the beard?"

"I also have to be able to intercept. You and Shi Balong have exchanged so many cards, so you can't still intercept."

"You guys are out of money!" Duan Rong slapped the table.

"32 units, I'm still the same, you are still far behind." Shi Balong chased his cousin for money.

So Duan Rong quarreled with Shi Balong, his cousin quarreled with Duan Rong, and Shi Balong quarreled with his cousin again. The men at the poker table were noisier than two hundred women.I didn't bother with them anymore, I went out to the Taiye Pool to relax, Gu Tinglin was squatting there with his knees hugging and watching the fish in the water.He was crying, his side face was thin and smooth, and he had a kind of gender-ambiguous beauty. I really felt sorry for him, so I quietly walked behind him and pushed him into the water.

Let you snatch my man, hum.

"I'm only clean when I'm dead!" Gu Tinglin refused to come up, and wanted to throw himself into the lake.I didn't know he was so angry, so I quickly got into the water and dragged him up. The two young eunuchs stripped us both naked and wrapped us up again, sneezing and huddled together to look at our reflection in the water.

"Hey, what's going on with you and Duan Rong?"

Gu Tinglin sniffed, "I am the person my brother despises the most in his life. Duan Rong said that if he knew that his ex was taken away by me, he would definitely snatch it back, so Duan Rong pretended to dump him." Leave him and stay with me. In short, when it comes to love, everyone is not frank in all kinds of ways, and if you obviously like it to death, you still treat it as empathy."

"You are so pathetic." I said truthfully.

But are you kidding me!Play a scene with Duan Rong, and sleep with the famous actors on the [-]th floor of Yanliu, the four major Hui classes!Don't talk about pretending to be a mistress, I would really be willing to be his mistress!

...Four wives are fine!

"So what's going on with the two of them?"

"There is no movement at Taixue yet." Gu Tinglin was a little worried, "But my brother has many geek friends in Taixue, Junshu, Divination Supervisor, Qin Tianjian, and Imperial Medical Center. If he wants to take revenge on me, I really don't know how I died!"

"Famous actors on the [-]th Floor of the Four Great Huiban Jia Yanliu sleep casually! I am willing to die!" I said with red eyes.

After I finished speaking, Gu Tinglin looked at me with a deadly look.My hairs crawled up, I turned my head silently, and found that my cousin and Shi Balong were standing behind me sinisterly for an unknown how long.My cousin turned around and left, Shi Balong chased after him, Duan Rong gave me a sympathetic look, then gave me a pair of black transparent net gauze, and held my hand to let me hide it carefully.

"Every time the one in my family pissed me off, I always rely on this... You know, it's a hundred trials."

Gu Tinglin's face was snow white.