The queen is my cousin

At this time, Gewei spoke Chinese with a strong Chu accent: "Auspicious, Your Majesty." Through the screen, she could still be seen standing up dignifiedly, waving a handkerchief over her shoulders in greeting.

"Where did you find such a treasure?" Caicai whispered to me, "Is she acting in a palace drama! Doesn't she still wear the bottom of a vase?" Seventh brother also wiped his face, saying that there is really no way, song Wei Wei has no status, so he has never studied palace etiquette, and has only seen braid dramas in his life.

"I don't wear vase bottoms, I'm just a tall, short woman in platform shoes, sit, ordie!" Ge Wei roared hoarsely from the screen.

Caicai didn't have Ew this time, she was frightened silly.Seventh Brother led Caicai into his seat with a secret apology, so only the first seat on the upper left was left vacant.My cousin was lowering his head and playing with the wine glass. I glared hard at Gu Tinglin who was standing behind him. Gu Tinglin was still angry, and mouthed to me: "sit, ordie!" They looked at each other and smiled.

I had a big fuck, I finally understood what Xiang Yu felt like in Gaixia, besieged on all sides, besieged on all sides.

I sat down beside my cousin tremblingly.

My cousin casually put his hand on my dragon chicken. The dragon chicken felt the strong malice of the world, wishing to kill itself like the overlord by the Wujiang River.

Caicai on the other side didn't know anything, pointed at my cousin and asked me: "This is..."

I shivered and stammered, "This, this is Brother Big Dick."

The whole place was shocked.

The pressure on the dragon chicken was instantly released, and my cousin's hand retracted hesitantly.This is because everyone's eyes are on his lower body, which creates a huge pressure there. Of course, my cousin can no longer make small moves under the watchful eyes of everyone. I found that sometimes it is not a crime to be stupid.

But what's wrong with my cousin's slightly dark expression?What's wrong with Brother Qi's envious and jealous eyes?Why did Caicai's eyes darkened by smoky makeup suddenly become deep and bright, and she said shyly, "That's really wonderful."

"Aren't you watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan"! Aren't you watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan"! "The Legend of Zhen Huan" is a Qing palace drama, don't you make it!" The song behind the screen jumped slightly, ahahaha laughed, as if It's like I caught Caicai's handle.Seventh Brother covered his face, while Cai Cai glanced at me sympathetically.

The sound of the piano flowing down the rockery has become more punk.

Naturally, this lunch was very weird.Gewei tried every means to suppress Caicai, and had to compete with each other on every topic, because she seemed nervous because of too much force. I think her symptoms alone can make Caicai dispel the idea of ​​entering the palace.But so far, although my sister-in-law's face is stinky and her makeup is floating, she hasn't personally said that she wants to pursue independence and freedom, so my cousin is still very unhappy.Ge Wei is a warm-hearted Chu countryman, people in Chu country are all chivalrous and righteous, failing to complete the set task drives her crazy, I can see her sweating profusely from anxiety through the screen.

My seventh brother naturally hates me very much at this time, I don't understand why I have to entrust such a thankless task to his beloved fiancee, and the atmosphere is so tense, what if Caicai and Gewei get into a fight? "Why does your palace fight have to be borne by my concubine!" His eyes reprimanded me silently.In order to prevent the two women from pulling their hair, he worked hard to enliven the atmosphere at the banquet.

I saw him clap his hands, and the dishes were served on both sides.

Ruyi rolls, snow ginseng balls, almond cheese, red taro in honey sauce, snow winter pheasant, duck strips with glutinous fruit, Sanhe crisp duck, inch gold fruit, white sugar jujube cake, rooster eggs, deer and beef liver, golden branches and jade leaves, lotus seeds Suye soup, mulberry honey pea cake...

"Why is there no seafood from the river?" Cai Cai asked unhappily.

"...That's it." Ge Wei threw the chopsticks in the screen, and they should be closed. "When I was in Chu State, I ate fish every day. We steamed it, boiled it, cut it into slices and dipped it in soy sauce. We threw all these sweet pasta and cakes into the water for the fish to eat. When they were full, they would eat them out of the water. Floating with white belly exposed, we just need to tie a net behind the bamboo raft and paddle forward, and the fish we catch can drag the whole boat over!"

"I thought the thing you threw into the water to feed the fish was to commemorate Qu Yuan," Caicai flipped through the meat on the table, "but is the empress also from the south? Isn't the empress from the Yu family in Longxi..."

"Because I was practicing martial arts in Chu State for a while, and my sister lived with me in the southern Xinjiang area." My cousin hurriedly smoothed things over.

Caicai looked at his eyes softer, "Does Brother Diao also like to eat seafood? I grew up in Yangzhou with my grandfather's parents, and I really can't get used to the food here. It's either noodles or meat, which are obviously sweet. Come here. Put salt, it’s obviously salty, so I put sugar here, I don’t know what to eat.”

Cousin took a bowl of duck soup and drank it politely, "It's okay."

Gewei said in the tent, "Actually, it's not a big deal if I'm not used to eating. My prince often sends people to Lingnan to bring me aquatic products."

"I sent the lychee to the post station thousands of miles away." Seventh Brother raised his eyebrows lasciviously, "When it was delivered to the palace, the leaves were still stained with dew from the ancient Shu Kingdom."

"Amazing..." Ge Wei smiled sweetly.

Caicai looked at Seventh Brother, then at Gewei, and finally set her sights on me.I quickly knocked my cousin's hands off.

"Your prince?" Cai Cai asked Ge Wei behind the screen.

"So the line in southern Xinjiang is often blocked because of you, Li Mingyue, rushing thousands of miles to transport lychees?" My cousin put the wine glass down gently, and cut off the conversation.

Seventh Brother was sweating coldly, "This... I sometimes feel greedy for no reason."

"Yes, yes, a pregnant woman will suddenly have an inexplicable craving for inexplicable things." Ge Wei stammered.

Cai Cai's whole face was wrinkled, and she turned to Seventh Brother, "Big cousin, are you pregnant? Does your family know?" She sat there thinking for a while, "No, you are a man, or straight— —Are you straight? ... No, it doesn't matter if you're straight or not, you're a man. Oh."

None of my aunts and cousins ​​have particularly high IQs.In fact, there are not many smart people in our Li family. After several generations of intermarriage with our aunts and cousins, this trend has become more and more intense.But although my aunt is a bit silly, if you put her there and let her think wildly, she can sometimes come up with the correct answer by herself.I think that's pretty good.And basically after talking like this, they completely forget what they wanted to ask before, just like a fish whose memory is only seven seconds.

My cousin succeeded in saving the scene, continued to drink leisurely, wrote on the heel of my leg, and cried stupidly.

I don't like his condescending and indifferent expression at all.I think he looks at me and my cousin in the same way, with naked contempt, and looks at us as fools. Although we are really fools, he should pretend anyway.You said that you have come to lie to me, a foolish and innocent boy, how can you still look at me with your nostrils turned upside down all day long.I'm a tsundere young man with a glass heart, and I'm very defensive.

So I wanted to piss him off.I put down my chopsticks, "So, what about that?"

Everyone stopped chopsticks.My cousin pinched the dragon chicken's hand and twisted it hard. My face turned blue, and I almost wanted to be a eunuch.

Gewei asked fiercely: "Caicai, what do you say?"

Caicai let out an uh, lowered her eyebrows and glanced at my cousin.

Seventh Brother stopped beside her like a frightened bird, looking terrified.

The atmosphere is getting more and more wrong. My cousin sits next to me and takes a deep breath, clasping my dragon cock tightly. If this continues, it will probably drag me out in public. At that time, we will be tied to a stake Burn to death!

"I……"

Just as Cai Cai said a word, at the critical moment, the Sao Nian who had been playing the piano on the rockery suddenly dropped the piano, jumped down gracefully, and landed handsomely in the middle of the banquet, "I'm fed up! I'm fed up!" Enough! I'm going to speak out!"

I had a big fuck what is this strong penetration? !Even my cousin's momentum has been interrupted, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.But why are the guards in the palace so lax!Laxity may not be without benefits, my cousin will no longer drag me out on the spot for a while.

That Sao Nian's face was pale and pale, his eyes swept over us in the water pavilion one by one, and finally fell on Cai Cai.Cai Cai's face turned green, "What are you doing!"

Sao Nian roared: "I don't want you to enter the palace! I don't want us to have an affair in the imperial garden in the future! It's agreed, a desperate love! How can I watch you marry this useless little man who indulges too much? He has money and power, but let me let go, I can't do it! Caicai, go on a walk-and-go trip with me!" He looked at Caicai, pointed at me and said.

I watched that young man in ripped jeans burst into tears—why did I lay down my gun!Sao Nian, you are indeed tall and handsome, but is it necessary to put me on the back!Why am I such a useless, overindulgent little dwarf!Just because I am rich and powerful and want to marry my cousin, I must be a villain!I have no money or rights at all!I am also an aspiring young man with the dream of being a local tyrant and constantly working hard to revitalize the family business!Damn it, roll up your sleeves and beat it!

But my cousin has stood up.He stepped on my imperial robe to prevent me from getting up, and clapped his hands slowly and rhythmically, "Good!" He said, "It's so beautiful!"

He even shed two lines of crocodile tears!

My seventh brother is an actor, and he entered the play very quickly. When he saw him cry, he began to cry too. At this time, he hugged the dumbfounded Caicai, "Sister, brother will miss you, auntie, brother will take care of you." Going to do some shopping, you should pack up and salute quickly and go. See," he pointed at the sun, "go straight west, you will be the folk, that is the Longhai-Lanxin Line, after passing Yumen Pass, my aunt will not be able to find you. Although Xijiang is chaotic, there are raisins to eat all year round, so you won’t die of hunger. You should hide there for a while, and then come back with your son when your aunt calms down. Raw rice and cooked rice, aunt has nothing to say said."

Sao Nian looked at Cai Cai with burning eyes.

Cai Cai lowered her head and began to cry.Sao Nian stepped forward, took her into his arms, and kissed her bleached white hair with purple lips.

Cai Cai asked her gothic metal male friend sullenly, "Is there wifi outside the customs?"

My cousin let out a long sigh, "Such a love that moves heaven and earth, there is no reason for it without Wi-Fi. I will inform the Ministry of Industry to open the Internet business in Xijiang this year."

Cai Cai and Sao Nian excitedly embraced each other.My cousin looked down at me, and I shivered, but my cousin looked a little gentle under the sun.