The queen is my cousin

I realized that someone had taken my place behind the palace walls and that I had been lost.

Is my aunt finding someone who looks exactly like me?

She seems to have said that she wants an obedient emperor, so that I won't be blown away with the pillow wind.But am I not a gay girl all over the world?Well, I'm just gay friends everywhere... How could my gay friends be replaced by a fool?It doesn't make sense, who can be exactly like me?I am so soft and cute, with a good temper. I have been on the throne for 18 years and I have not been willing to chop off anyone's head. Everyone is always happy that I am the emperor.And I'm strong and durable, where else can my cousin find a good little girl like me?It must be obvious at a glance that something is wrong.But why is there no movement in the palace?

no.I can't just be NTC'd like this, I'm the emperor no matter what!Things like real and fake emperors happened in a foreign country and told to children, okay?Nothing like this has ever happened in our Great Heavenly Dynasty!I have so many gay friends, I have my eldest cousin, I have so many distant relatives, I can still eat, drink and have fun every day, and I can't give up my throne even if I die!

I got up on my hips, and limped to the entrance of the human resources market. Maodou was sitting there, with a large blank paper in front of me, writing a tragic story about selling her body to bury her father, and beside her was an old beggar.I glanced at the neatly written autobiographical prose on the white paper, and I was about to be moved to tears by him in an instant, "It turns out...it turns out that your life experience is so rough..."

Maodou stood up indifferently and patted the ashes on his body, grinning, "Where, I can only deceive a rich man like Huang Sang~" He rolled up the oiled paper, stuffed it into his arms, and walked over He looked down at me and shook his head, "Huang Sang, if you crawl back like this, we can be a duo of flyovers. Did you get kicked out by the people in the palace?"

I blushed.I felt that it was embarrassing to be beaten up by my guards.

Maodou sighed, grabbed my armpit, pulled me up, and carried me on his shoulder.He was as thin as a bamboo pole, and unexpectedly he was quite strong.I heard him sigh softly, "Then feel sorry for Huang Sang and go to my place to recuperate first."

In this way, I was carried home by a little brother covered by bangs.

The place where Maodou lives is a gap between two houses. The awnings of the two houses are very domineering, and they are scrambling to protect this gap from wind and rain.From the outside, the door of Maodou’s house is full of weird and dirty things such as wicker baskets, wooden barrels, and banana peels. There are at least five or six layers of bamboo mats, a large and thick patchwork quilt, and some gadgets that I haven’t seen much, but they look like defective products. Polished and shiny.The most conspicuous thing in it is the poster of my big cousin. There are many, and it is posted all over the wall. I am so happy that he is wearing clothes, but I always feel that the poster is so clean that it has been licked by Maodou.

The gap was blocked by a wall at the back, we hugged each other and huddled inside, people came and went outside, no one noticed us, so it didn’t seem like we were voyeuristic—we didn’t hug each other voluntarily, anyway, I wasn’t, I was a very Traditional boys, except for my cousin, always feel a little disgusted when hugging other boys. Of course, girls are another matter.Our place is really a bit narrow, two people are squeezed when lying on the bed.

I told Maodou about the affairs in the palace, and he looked at me docilely, but couldn't come up with any ideas.After all, that world was a little too far away for him.He thought it would be better to consider my injury right now. I was beaten to pieces and he was anxious, but he didn't have the money to buy me medicine. "It will leave a scar." He said softly, "From now on, I won't be able to shoot GV with the big dick brother."

I seriously told him that men with scars are more sexy, and he can go to shoot AV.He felt that I had betrayed the big dick, so he turned his back angrily and ignored me. It would be better if I apologized.

I couldn't sleep because of the pain in the middle of the night, and Maodou felt that it was necessary to find a barefoot doctor to help me.He said that the barefoot doctor is the kind who is really barefoot, a god-level master in the beggar gang who can pick up the dregs of medicine on the ground to refine medicine.It sounds unsafe to me, so I don't know if I should accept it.After all, my imperial doctor was Ma Yinglong since I was a child, and he was such a delicate virgin man who adjusted my body to be a bit delicate. He used goat milk mixed with ginseng to soak my feet.

Not long after, I heard Maodou's heavy footsteps, coming back alone.I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed because of the wound on my back and butt, which is the kind of person I am.Unexpectedly, Maodou seemed to have kicked something, and was whirling around on the ground. He let out a snort, then picked it up, and squeezed to my side.

"Huang Sang, let me tell you a good news and a bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"I know the bad news is that the genius doctor won't come, so just tell me the good news..."

"I found a bottle!" Maodou happily shook the bottle, put it on her chest flirtatiously, as if she had made a wish, and stuffed it under the pillow.

What kind of good news is this that I got a big slot? Hey, hey, it has nothing to do with the current predicament.

Bridge Bean Sacks…

I reached into his clothes and snatched the bottle, put it under my eyelids to have a look, shit, no wonder it looks so familiar, something from the palace.Isn't this the blue and white porcelain bottle that Ma Yinglong used to hold the medicine for sores? I use it everywhere when flowers bloom.I let the edamame, who refused to stop, wait for a while, uncorked the bottle, sniffed it, and it really was the one I usually use.Fuck, it's the bottle I put on the bedside, I've used up half of it already!

Maodou said something delicious, reached out to cover the bottle, and said to me seriously, "Huang Sang, this is perfume, it is easy to evaporate, you should cover it quickly. Spray it later when you need to use it."

I told him that this was my medicine for bruises, traumatic ventilation, skin and flesh. Maodou let out a groan, and I asked him to apply it quickly. He stretched out his thin fingers and wiped a small amount on my wound. I'm already rolling comfortably on the ground.

"...Did you kick it from the door?"

Maodou nodded, "It's at the door, it wasn't there when I left."

This is strange.

Some people in the palace know that I, the real emperor, is staying here, and they also know that I was beaten to pieces with forty lashes, but why did Nima send medicine? !Obviously, they should take me back to the palace!I've been reduced to a little beggar anyway!It smells great here!I can still feel the soy bean at the bottom when I sleep on the [-]th floor mat. If I just throw me on the street like this, I will die... I think the person who delivered the medicine was probably Seventh Brother, and he is the only one who has this IQ.

I am waiting for him to leave some clues again, proving that there are people in the past world who have not forgotten me. If I am lucky, I can catch him on the spot and force him to take me back to the palace. there is none left.I slept in the crevice, and I couldn’t get enough to eat every day. When Maodou found a part-time worker, I gave me half a steamed bun. If I couldn’t find it, I had to pick up the rotten vegetables and leaves on the ground, wash them and make soup to drink.I really, hide in Maodou's arms every day and wash my face with tears!If it weren't for this gentle little girl with long bangs, I would hang myself.Even with the magic medicine in hand, the wound healed very slowly.

Then one day, when I was lying on the bamboo strips, I suddenly wondered if I had been thrown away by someone, and if that bottle of medicine was a gift from me after I broke up with the past.New flesh is growing on my back. Continue to apply the medicine to remove the scars. It doesn’t matter if you don’t apply the medicine.

As a result, when Maodou came back that day, he picked up another bottle.

I danced with excitement.At least the person who delivered the medicine was still staring at me, and didn't want to leave a scar on my body, and kept secretly monitoring the dark seams all the time!Life suddenly has hope!I yelled three times, pardoning him for the crime of exterminating the nine clans when he saw that I was not cured by drinking vegetable soup, and told him to get out and take me back to the palace, but a basin of footwashing water poured down upstairs to calm me down.Maodou was very angry, and for the next three days I spent the next three days in awe and help dry his house with a cattail fan.

When I was doing this job, I was thinking wildly again incomprehensibly, who sent this person staring at me.The person who wanted to stare at me must be very smart first, at least he found me the first time I escaped.Secondly, he seems to be very ruthless, and his requirements are very low. As long as I am still alive, he doesn’t care about the rest.When I think about it this way, smart and cruel, isn't that my big cousin!The more I think about it, the more I think it is, this fucking drug delivery is frugal and gave me the bottle beside the bed, who else would it be if it wasn't my big cousin!

But what is he doing, why doesn't he take me back to the palace? Is there something wrong in the palace, I can't help him, or he sees that I am not motivated, so he wants to throw me to the people to practice and practice?Did you discuss kidnapping me with your aunt? What about the fake emperor?I felt weak and weak from thinking, but still couldn't figure it out, so I just patted the patchwork quilt and fell asleep.Anyway, it's out of my hands now.

But I'm not going to sit still.Cousin is so cruel, but it doesn't mean that others are also so cruel.I was determined to find someone else and try it.

The first person I thought of was Duan Rong.He is black and white, and has been pimping among the people all the year round. He is the most likely person I will meet among the few people.I tidied up and ran to the eighteenth floor of Yanliu.

The eighteenth floor of Yanliu is brightly lit and resplendent, but my Shu brocade is covered with patches, but I am not afraid at all. If anyone looks at me with supercilious eyes, I will just snort and stare until he can’t lift his head—joke, name I am the most dickish person in the world. I have been so dick since I was born, and I have been dick for 18 years. Will this scene hold me down!When needed, I can also be the most noble and glamorous person in the world!hehe!

The security guard waited for me to come to the lobby before coming to stop me, "Beggar! This is not the place for you!"

I glanced at him and picked up the place where there was no patch, "Did you see, Shu brocade, there are only seven out of the world a year, here, here, the four-clawed cloud dragon, have you seen it? Who can wear it?" I chuckled, "I am today I'm here to play Orphan Twist, call your big boss out! Last time, Mo Da didn't take care of me well, so I want to change it."