The queen is my cousin

Gu Donglin walked over and picked up the folds of Duan Rong's clothes up and down. Duan Rong just stood there obediently and let him slap the ashes. You could almost see the tail wagging behind you, so cute~

"Duan Rong, didn't you do this once or twice? Every time you go out to open a house with someone, you commit suicide in front of me, and I will get tired of it." Gu Donglin smiled wryly, "I don't know if I can go on with you. .”

Shi Balong and his cousin held their foreheads together, breaking up at such a time would hurt others!

"What are you talking about? Wasn't it you yesterday?" Duan Rong followed him downstairs, and timidly hooked his right little finger, "Besides, you were the one who dated Lord Mingyue behind my back and lived together Two years!"

"I wouldn't hang out with someone that stupid."

Duan Rong raised her chin, "But Xiao Zhen and Shi Balong told me so."

"Who are they, the idlers who came out of nowhere, would you rather believe them than me?"

Gu Donglin and Duan Rong finally turned down the last staircase.Duan Rong graciously introduced him to us, but when Gu Donglin looked at us, he was in a bad mood, and he stopped in embarrassment and refused to go forward again, as if he was sulking with someone.Gu Tinglin rubbed the blood around his mouth, "Hi."

Gu Donglin said awkwardly, "Hi."

Duan Rong's eyes were straightened, "There are two Donglins!"

The subtext is: true paradise on earth.

Gu Tinglin smiled ugly, "I am his younger brother, my name is Gu Tinglin."

"I've never heard you mention it before!" Duan Rong looked them up and down, "It's really exactly the same, are they twin brothers?"

Gu Donglin looked at him with murderous eyes.Duan Rong laughed and put his arms around his waist, "But I don't know why I always think you are more handsome." Gu Donglin turned his head arrogantly, and Duan Rong took him to sit on the imperial concubine's couch.Gu Donglin picked up the package that was scattered during the fight just now and opened it, put the pills in the wooden box in Duan Rong's hand, poured another glass of water while he swallowed, and finally fed him candied fruit.Duan Rong is once again a handsome man with a lot of money.

"You didn't tell us that you have a twin brother." Shi Balong and my cousin also came down from the top. The cousin complained to Gu Tinglin very much, and Shi Balong also scolded him for being stupid, "You said earlier There's nothing left."

I'm going crazy, fortunately this Gu Donglin doesn't look like a green tea whore, otherwise I don't know what to do.

"We don't have a good relationship." Gu Tinglin said coyly, taking a peek at his twin brother, "He is from the Classical School of Classics, and I am from the School of Modern Classics. He pretends not to see me when he meets me."

The few of us left said in their hearts, Xueba.

"Where does he work now?" I asked.

"He is in charge of academic affairs in Taixue, and he is the first doctor of the Five Classics."

We said again in our hearts, we are really academic bullies.

On the other side, Duan Rong explained clearly to Gu Donglin, Gu Donglin nodded lightly, and said loudly to Gu Tinglin, "Then you pretended to be me, the dove occupied the magpie's nest, and enjoyed my horse-killing-chicken bathtub and rose wedding bed Is it?"

"Brother!" Gu Tinglin pouted aggrievedly, "I don't have one, brother, don't wrong me! Even if I use it...it's for one person."

"That person must have been hit by you." Gu Donglin touched the back of Duan Rong's head, "I don't know how serious the attack is."

Gu Tinglin felt even more wronged, "It's not me!"

"At that time, there were only you two in the room, who else would it be?" I gleefully added insult to injury.

"So it's really not my younger brother..." Duan Rong recalled.Gu Donglin interrupted him and asked him who was his younger brother. Duan Rong was startled, sweating all over his brow, "Well, anyway, I was stabbed from behind, but when I fell to the ground, Ting Lin was in front of me. Opposite. There should be three people in the room."

"You fainted by yourself." Gu Tinglin said innocently, "I didn't see the third person."

"How long are we going to talk about such a boring thing?" Gu Donglin stood up displeased, "I'm leaving first."

"Dong Lin!" Duan Rong jumped up and grabbed him, took out a jewelry box from his bosom and opened it, inside was an extremely bright pigeon egg, I pinched my cousin's arm as soon as I saw it.

Duan Rong knelt down on one knee affectionately, "Donglin, will you marry me!"

"The Chinese government does not support gay marriage," my cousin said.I pinched him hard again.Fortunately, his voice was drowned in the cheers from the eighteenth floor of Yanliu Building.Seeing that the old bustard is going to get married, all the whores are rejoicing, including all the prostitutes, Alexander.

I don't want Gu Donglin to reject him without changing his face: "Up until yesterday, you confused me with a Jinwen Jingpai, you want me to marry you?" Actions, all bombarded the sky.

Cousin and Shi Balong quickly drew their knives again to prevent Duan Rong from getting nervous again.But Duan Rong had already taken the medicine, so she seemed very depressed.He glanced at Gu Tinglin complainingly, "It's messed up."

Gu Tinglin sighed, "I'm sorry, brother."

We turned to look at him together.A green tea whore is a bitch.

"Do you really mean to apologize?" Duan Rong got up and brushed the dust off his pants, "I think so, I chased your brother for more than two years, and you ruined what was going to happen. How about it, help me Chase him back, and from now on, you can choose the corner between Yanliu Eighteenth Floor and the Four Great Anhui Troupes."

"I can't refuse at all!" Gu Tinglin's eyes lit up.

I obliged to push him away, "Duan Rong, you are also my distant cousin, as a younger brother, it is also my duty to chase after my cousin!"

"Good! So..."

"Wait, Duan Rong, don't you have anything to reward me?" I said with a straight face.

My cousin dragged me away.

Duan Rong watched me struggling, pretended not to notice, and continued to tell Gu Tinglin, "So no matter what I do in the next few days, you have to cooperate with me."

"what do I need to do?"

Duan Rong has a clever plan of his own.

Duan Rong is obviously planning to catch big fish, and he is so busy that his stomach is gurgling. I see that he has a long way to go, so I go back to the palace first.

That night we finally returned to the palace after a long absence, planning to wash up and sleep.As a result, as soon as I entered Zhaoyang Hall, I saw my sister-in-law and cousin sitting on the steps with a travel bag on her back and talking on her mobile phone. The seven earrings on her ears were shining brightly.If she had more holes, she could tear her ears like postage stamps.

"What era is this, and the feudal system arranges for the husband and wife, it's really maddening!" My aunt and cousin yelled into the mobile phone.

It was inconvenient for my cousin to get out of the car to meet people, so he walked around into the palace from the back and waited for me. I got out of the car with a kind face and wanted to touch my sister-in-law's head. After she avoided it, she smiled briefly and continued to say to the phone, "The emperor So what? Don’t you know that the harem is the most chaotic, only a pair of stone lions in front of the entire palace are clean! How can I, a girl on a motorcycle who longs for freedom, spend my time in such a place!”

Hey, is it really good to say that in front of my face?And there is no pair of stone lions in front of the harem, no!I tapped the little girl's shoulder and asked her to follow me into the palace. It was quite cold outside, so she must have been waiting for me.Even so, my sister-in-law and cousin didn't put down her big travel bag, just put it on her shoulder and followed.The army green jeans on the lower body were full of holes.

"...Hey, my mother is determined to let me marry. Why do you think he already has a wife, and I'm still a little wife!... Oh, what's so good about a noble concubine, isn't it still a little wife...Of course, I I don't want to be a concubine for the rest of my life. My mother asked me to please that yellow-faced woman first, and then take the opportunity to plot and kill her... How can I please her! Why did she actually help my cousin handle the memorial! It must be the kind of boring old woman who was arranged to marry the emperor, so she gave up her childhood sweetheart and worked hard to become a good wife and mother in the palace. She never had her own ideals, and she would never have a trip that she could just leave..."

My big cousin got hacked and came out, okay?

I had to bump my cousin with my elbow, because I saw the cousin who heard the news and pretended to be a guard standing in the corner of the hall.

The imperial concubine, the empress has heard your plots!Brother can only help you here!

My sister-in-law didn't know it, and suddenly burst into laughter on the phone, laughing backwards and forwards, "...sure! He must be very hungry! My cousin is less than ten centimeters hahahaha... Oh, this is a good way, um , A handsome man, the empress must not be able to hold it~"

Then I didn't listen anymore, because I threw myself into my cousin's arms with tears in my eyes.I just heard my cousin say from behind, "I fuck my cousin like a gay!"

Anyway, I knew that night that what my aunt told me at Famen Temple was true.Even if she has let go of Qiao Qiao's death in personal matters, she is bound to support her sister-in-law and cousin Cai Cai to enter the palace.Even if I go farther and farther on the road of being gay.

This is the imperial harem.Everyone is having a miserable time!

Of course, the most miserable one must be me.That night, I was arrested by my cousin and sent to three joint trials.I edited my aunt's words and told him, but he was still furious: "I want to take your country, so I need to commit myself to you!"

When he said this, his long eyebrows slanted into his temples like swords, and his eyes moved murderously like cold stars.Looking at his handsome face, my breath was stagnant, and I felt my heart was about to stop, so I quickly hugged his neck: "Cousin, slow down and don't push there... um..."

My cousin snorted on top of me and continued to work hard. After cumming me, he slapped off my hand, sat up, and sulked on the edge of the bed.I hurriedly put the robe on him.He doesn't get along with me anymore, he avoids me like a snake and scorpion, and walks back and forth in the house with his robes hanging loosely, "I want to take your Li family's land, but I don't have to wait until now!" He pointed at the tip of my nose.

"I didn't say that..." I said weakly.I knew he would react in this way, so I told him honestly, forget it, and I can show my loyalty by the way, otherwise if he hears these words from others, he will have to torment me.