The queen is my cousin

Gu Tinglin froze for a moment, turned his head and widened his eyes, as if he saw a ghost.I just love his nervous little look, and I feel happy, "I said, how were you last night?"

Gu Tinglin turned his head away and said "it's just like usual", but a suspicious blush appeared on his face.I hurriedly called Shi Balong and my eighth wife, "Didn't he lock you up for one night, just like usual? That's too cowardly, not to mention if he's honest, why do you knock him out?"

Gu Tinglin's face suddenly darkened, "What did you say?"

For some reason, Shi Balong and I both twitched our eyelids, our buttocks hung in the air against the back of the chair, and we had the urge to run away.Unexpectedly, the little white rabbit would also bite someone one day, and it looks quite fierce!The two of us were hurrying to leave, but Gu Tinglin said coldly, "Stop. What did you say just now? Duan Rong locked me up overnight?"

"That's not it, I thought you were locked up by Boss Duan all night like this... Haha, hahahaha. It's not you, so..."

Gu Tinglin tossed the things in his hands to us, rolled up his sleeves and rushed up the stairs, with his lips pressed together fiercely inexplicably.Shi Balong and I accepted the burden in a daze, our mouths almost dislocated.

Shi Balong was the first to recover. He pointed to Gu Tinglin's back and said, "Look, a man who is married is just different! Reborn, a phoenix nirvana, from the style of dressing to the way he behaves, you can see it right away. It's from the past. Gu Tinglin has only been in the spring for a while, and you are almost loosened by your cousin, how can you return this virtue?"

"You are loose!"

"You loose."

"You are the pine! I will call you the pine king when I go back! Let the whole world call you the pine king."

Shi Balong was stupefied, and then said happily, "That's great! You keep what you say, and I'll seal it when I get back!"

"..."

"I'm going to be the king's man too!"

"..."

After a while, Duan Rong came down with a sad face, and threw himself on the imperial concubine's bed, the kind with his butt facing the sky.He knelt down there, weeping bitterly in the posture of letting you choose, "Little Gu didn't agree to me——Little Gu didn't agree to me! It was agreed for a lifetime, one day less! One minute less! One second less! Everything!" Not a lifetime!"

Shi Balong and I exchanged glances: Isn't this normal... Nima, have you met for a day?Have you known each other for 1 minute?Just say something for a lifetime, it really is a snake spirit disease!

Shi Balong made a gesture to step forward and kick him to wake him up.I quickly pulled him back.After all, Duan Rong is my distant cousin, and here is his Yanliu [-]th Floor, where people come and go, he is so embarrassing, will he be a handsome and wealthy Boss Duan in front of his employees in the future? !

So I went over to persuade him: "Rongrong, don't be sad, there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, I just hate that we met too early. Xiao Gu has not yet come out of the shadow of broken love, he is simply incapable of love, okay? You choose this time Attacking, failure is not your personal problem~"

"What? Broken love?" Duan Rong sat up and stared at me murderously, "Who is he in love with?"

"This this..."

Duan Rong directly grabbed my neck and pushed me to the ground.Shi Balong hurriedly pulled him away, "It's the Lord Mingyue! Does the Lord Mingyue know? He is rooted in Miaohong, and he has lived with Xiao Gu for two years. The boss of your grass-roots team wants to take over. Xiao Gu has a psychological gap and refuses to accept it." It's normal too!"

"Living together for two years...he never told me..." Duan Rong sat down on the ground in despair, weeping melancholy, "He lied to me, I thought he was still a virgin...I also prepared for his first night for half a year , a bed of roses, no cola, and eating fresh fruit every day to maintain the taste of JY..."

His affectionate look really made me feel sorry for you, and I looked for tissues everywhere to wipe his tears, but all the tissues were exhausted, so I had to peel off a few pieces of paste from my crotch to wipe him. "Rongrong, you knew him a long time ago?"

Duan Rong looked tearfully at the busy Furong Street outside the gate, "He passes by here every morning. I have watched him from the windowsill for several years, but he doesn't know."

I have a heart attack.

Shi Balong supported me from behind, "There will be angels secretly loving you behind your back."

"No, no!" I thumped his chest wildly, "I can't be anyone's white moonlight in my life! I'm so gorgeous, I got married before we had a romantic relationship, and I got married twice! But green tea Bitch, every morning when I go to work, there will be Duan Rong, the president of the Wen standard with a male pig, looking at him affectionately from the window of the entertainment building!"

Shi Balong tugged me again, I couldn't help crying while hugging him.Although I am an emperor, and I am already a second-married husband, but Nima wants to ask God to let me be Tom Su for a day, can I have a good time?

Duan Rong stumbled up from behind, "No, I'm going to ask him, how could he treat me like this..."

I hurriedly let go of Shi Balong in embarrassment, Shi Balong also looked left and right, pretending to be hugged by a passerby like an electric pole, Duan Rong passed between us, said thank you, and walked quickly go upstairs.Shi Balong calmly said no thanks.

We sat down and held the teacups.

After a while, I asked Shi Balong, "Did he draw your sword just now?"

"Probably so."

"...Don't hurry up and chase after me!"

Shi Balong slowly began to climb the stairs, walked up two floors, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and drank a glass of fine wine from the maid's tray.

This is the difference between Shi Balong and my cousin.

After another quarter of an hour, Gu Tinglin rushed down the stairs in a panic.There was the sound of fighting on the roof, and I heard my cousin yelling, "Who the hell gave him a knife!"

Then Shi Balong yelled "Killer", and jumped onto the chandelier.My cousin chased after him angrily.Duan Rong, who was at the back, said, "Aren't you going to steal someone from me? Come on! You concubine!" After saying that, she jumped up.The three of them started fighting on the dangling chandelier, basically unable to tell who was with whom.

I quickly stretched my legs and tripped over Gu Tinglin who was rushing out the door screaming.He rolled over and got up and grabbed my hand, "It's not good, it's not good, it's all crazy, it's all crazy! Your Majesty! Run with me!"

"Run away, you ran away and I became a widow!"

"But that Rong Duan is a snake spirit! As soon as he saw me last night, he dragged me to the bridal chamber for flowers and candles. It was so frightening!"

I snorted and walked away, "Don't show your affection in front of me! Hmph!"

Gu Tinglin muttered: "I really don't know why there are so many perverts in the world! The last time a woman disguised herself as a man, Shi Balong, this time Duan Rong came again, how could he be repaired! Originally, I thought that coming here with the emperor would be a mess. He looks familiar, and you can get a discount for being a VIP card, who knows that I will be beaten out with sticks when I come here in the future!" As he spoke, he wanted to pull me back, and as soon as I struggled, he clasped his hands under my crotch.He was stunned for a moment, then retracted his hands blushingly, facing the wall and muttering, "What should I do, the emperor will shoot as soon as I touch it..." While speaking, he wrapped his fingers around his hair, very shy.You think you are filming an 80s Qiong Yao drama!

While we were chatting, five or six large lanterns fell from the center of the hall.I pointed at the three people fighting together, "What the hell is going on! What happened to you in the attic!"

Gu Tinglin choked speechlessly: "Last night, the guy surnamed Duan wanted to rape me, but he fainted when he took off half of his clothes. I ate my fill in the bridal chamber, then showered and went to bed. When I got up in the morning, he was gone. But it locked me inside. Just now Zao came to save me, I felt wronged when I saw Zao, I threw myself into his arms and cried... Ah! Why did you slap me! Your majesty, don’t hold me My hair! Your Majesty, if you do this again, I will fight back!"

At this point, Gu Tinglin and I also enthusiastically joined the battle, screaming at the gate of the eighteenth floor of Yanliu, pulling our hair, scratching our faces, spitting and kicking each other.

That night, when the eighteenth floor of Yanliu was in chaos, I heard someone shout angrily on the third floor, "Enough!"

No one listened to him.

"Duan Rong! Come down for me!"

This time he almost roared violently, and the sword in Duan Rong's hand was knocked away by him, smashing a big hole in the floor downstairs.Duan Rong saw who was yelling at him, grabbed Shi Balong's dagger aggrievedly, and jumped off the chandelier, "I wonder why you keep breaking appointments, so it turns out that you are going back and forth with Lord Mingyue behind my back!"

I'm a little confused.I looked at the one on the third floor, and then at the one under me with a bruised nose and a swollen face. After looking at it two or three times, Nima looked exactly the same, so I couldn't help feeling a little panicked, "Who are you?"

Gu Tinglin was so angry that he didn't speak.

The one on the third floor was silent for a while, "You're thinking too much, I'm going to tutor Mingyue Wangye and his son."

Everyone raised their foreheads in despair.Everyone knows that my seventh brother is not married yet, so where is the son from? Now I can't hold it anymore, and the young couple is about to break up.

Who knew it was much more serious than this!Duan Rong is a snake spirit, so he directly put the dagger on his neck!Nima, as a distant descendant of the royal family, can you be a little bit promising, no matter what, you have to put it on other people's necks!It's so weak on my own neck!

"Gu Donglin, you are lying! Lord Mingyue has no son at all..."

"Put down the knife, and I'll take you to see it." The man named Gu Donglin said calmly, "Also, if you don't choose the right angle to cut the neck, you may not be able to die. You have to cut the skin and superficial cervical fascia in order. , including the platysma, the envelope fascia, that is, the superficial cervical fascia, the sternocleidomastoid muscle, the scapular hyoid muscle, the carotid sheath, and finally the common carotid artery. If you accidentally cut the trachea, From now on, you will lose air when you speak, like an old bellows. Duan Rong, I like your voice, please think about it."

Duan Rong was confused, "Really? Wiping your neck is so troublesome and do you really like me?"

"Your voice is like honey, it makes people feel very creamy and warm." Gu Donglin was persuasive and seductive. "You can try cutting the thigh artery."

Duan Rong lowered the dagger, with a little unsure expression on his face, "I can't even wipe my neck, let alone cut my thigh, right?"

Gu Donglin showed a sublime smile like looking at Winnie the Pooh.

"I'll help you find it." The cousin who had been waiting for a long time snatched Duan Rong's dagger easily.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.