The queen is my cousin

I finally understand what the word digging my own grave means!My portrait!My portrait ah ah ah ah!How could I tell him that I went to prostitution on the [-]th floor of Yanliu!But at the very moment, my IQ increased exponentially, and I gave him a hard push, "You are the one who wants to kill Shi Balong, aren't you?!"

My cousin made an expression that there is no silver 300 taels here, and after a few mumbles, he untied his belt and pressed it on me.I'm obviously very happy in my heart, at least today I'm going through it temporarily, but I really don't like this way of solving relationship problems.I pushed him a few more desperately, "You can't keep doing this, but throw me on the bed if something happens, we don't even have the most basic communication!"

My cousin thought for a while, and felt that this opinion was very pertinent and very constructive, so starting tomorrow, we will have a good exchange.Of course, it was almost dawn and time was precious, so it was important to go to bed first.

So we creaked happily~

We got up the next day and continued to calculate the general ledger.I found that the location of the general ledger was not good for me, we were all sleeping on the bed in loose pajamas, and I would be beaten to death if he touched me, so I fully mobilized my enthusiasm, used offense as defense, and caught him Shi Balong My cousin couldn't hold me, and he honestly admitted that he didn't like Shi Balong: "I want to change to a chief executive."

"how could you do this!"

Cousin said that he would not be killed, and that it would be fine to give him a fat vacancy to become an official in another place, "There is a festival between us. I don't feel at ease when he is in the palace."

"Is it to the point of life and death!"

"……Have."

"You obviously hesitated just now, did you hesitate! Can't you tell me!"

My cousin shook his head solemnly: "Okay, let's talk about you and Mo Li."

"It's endless! You're spreading rumors everywhere! I'm only ten centimeters! Why are you doing this! What do you think of me?~"

Cousin said indifferently: "In this way, I can put you in my mouth."

"..."

Awwwwww why is there such a warm answer!Ha Zikaxi didn't dare to look him in the eyes anymore!What should I do to save your boyish heart!While thinking this way, I unbuttoned the waistband of my trousers, beat and pushed him to kneel down to fulfill the promise...

In this way, I managed to postpone the matter of going to the eighteenth floor of Yanliu until the afternoon.

It could have been delayed until night, but after we had just fought for three rounds, Shi Balong suddenly pulled the sliding door open with a bang.At that time, I was standing by the bed, and my cousin was sitting on the bed, hugging me from behind to get dressed, and he didn’t wear it to the upper body after wearing it for more than half an hour, and he was holding my hand and kissing my back. Waist, such a sexy scene, Shi Balong suddenly opened the sliding door and rushed in!

Nima, there is a stunned monk behind him!Standing in a courtyard!

My cousin has quick eyesight and quick hands to pull up my quilt, but they definitely saw it!

Fortunately, I will not come here to pray next year, hehe.

Shi Balong closed the door with a livid face, and my cousin also tightened my hand. When the two of them met, they were enveloped in a faint murderous aura, and they were no longer like Shi Balong and Yu Zazao. As soon as my waist was weak, my cousin grabbed me and fell to my knees.My cousin quickly let go of me and hugged me to the bed.

"Buddha, door, heavy, earth! It's shameful! You will go to hell after death!" Shi Balong gave me a hard look, his eyes were red, he was like a bull about to run wild, if there was a kitchen knife here , the tragedy of regicide will definitely occur.

"It's not your turn to go to hell." My cousin stuffed me up, and he wore a robe so badly that he was wandering around the room with the birds exposed. It was obvious that Shi Balong wanted to cut him. . "You trespassed, do you think your life is not long enough?"

When he said this, Shi Balong rushed to the bedside and asked me how I was, "Are you all right last night?"

Cousin hehe twice, "If I depended on you, I would have died a thousand times earlier."

Shi Balong patted my head bitterly, "If I had known that Duan Rong was so unreliable, I wouldn't have allowed you to go to Yanliu Eighteenth Floor!"

"!!!"

"What?" My cousin's face darkened.

Shi Balong is so cunning, at this moment he felt heartbroken, "I knew Duan Rong was so unreliable, I swore to the death... I would go with the emperor to buy sex on the [-]th floor of Yanliu!"

Cousin and Shi Balong looked at each other, Shi Balong's eyes were dim with tears, and he could still see a fisting heart through his chest; my cousin was cold and calm, looking like a ghost.

Three seconds later, they all looked at me on the bed.

Yay Butterfly, Yay Butterfly...

A quarter of an hour later, I got into the carriage with my back aching.It's still a private visit on Weibo, but I don't feel free anymore!Cousin and Shi Balong sandwiched me like black and white impermanence, people who didn't know thought they were going to give me a 3P in the next second!I don't understand!One moment, the two of them looked like they were fighting to the death, and the next second they pointed their guns at me together.Shi Balong is too hateful!She clearly agreed to let him help to hide it, but she really didn't have any love at all!

We soon arrived at the eighteenth floor of Yanliu.As soon as he entered the hall, he saw Duan Rong standing there in a daze, with several layers of bandages tied on his head.My cousin was very unhappy, the security guards in the building rushed to stop him, but he threw them all over the place, and the beams hanging from the windows were lying on the ground, and he just stepped on them like this. Walking up to the distraught Duan Rong with a pile of bones, "Old Duan, you are not kind this time. Little pillow was kidnapped from under your nose, do you know that?"

I'm inexplicably touched... My cousin puts my safety above chastity, it's so heartwarming!I swear that I will be obedient for the next month and will not mess with women!

"I have sent someone to monitor Mo Li for twelve hours, but last night I..." The boss rubbed his head, "I was knocked out."

"Mo Li still has help?"

"No, no, no..." Duan Rong burst into tears suddenly, "It's not this story, it's another sad story, my hopeless love..."

Although there are popular cry here all the time, but when I suddenly saw the handsome boss crying, I almost couldn't hold it. Sure enough, crying with the boss's temperament is also very manly!My cousin looked bored, but he patted the back of his head anyway, and helped the boss, who was tall and burly and dressed like a butterfly, sit on the stool.

Duan Rong cried, "Last night I took Xiao Gu to my room and wanted to propose to him. But suddenly someone beat me up. When I woke up in the morning, I, the big meal I planned to propose, the horse-killing-chicken bathtub, the rose All the flower beds have been used! Xiao Gu even called me a prostitute!"

The cousin's face seemed to say: You are originally.I followed suit and nodded.Boss Duan's private life is corrupt, and everyone knows it.

But all of a sudden, our faces were all blue and purple, our eyes protruded, as if we had been soaked in formalin for several days, and we looked straight at Duan Rong, "You want to propose to Xiao Gu?!"

Duan Rong nodded firmly, "I fell in love with him at first sight a long time ago."

My cousin hummed, with a rising sound, expressing his incomprehension. Hearing that I was about to be pregnant, so he picked up Jiecao in a daze, and pulled him aside to explain: "The first time they met last night, Duan Rong took the Gu Tinglin dragged away, I thought they were old acquaintances!"

"No." My cousin shook his head resolutely, "How could they know each other?"

All I can think of is fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!There is no law of the king!Gu Tinglin, this green tea bitch!Does a strange hormone like Tom Su really exist in real life? !

My cousin still stopped me from running wild, "Don't be jealous." Then he walked back and condescendingly asserted, "Your speed is too fast."

"Is it too soon?" Duan Rong said with an innocent face, "I know he has never been in a relationship, and I have carefully slowed down to cooperate with him, and I am almost varicocele. I originally planned that as long as he nodded , I will go to Xiaozhen to get the certificate, and I will marry him home, do you think it is too soon?"

Cousin said, "The Celestial Dynasty does not support gay marriage."

Duan Rong narrowed her eyes and looked at us for a long while, then murmured that she had no choice but to smuggle to Chu to have sex reassignment surgery.

Cousin poured cold water on him, "No matter what, wait for him to nod first. Where is Xiao Gu now?"

"I locked him in the attic, I'll call him down right away." Duan Rong strode up the stairs briskly, and disappeared after a while.

My cousin and I looked at each other and smiled, sat down and drank a cup of tea.

After a while, my cousin asked me, "What did he just say?"

"He seems to have locked Xiao Gu in the attic. Was he joking?"

The cousin ran away, "He has depression and mania."

"Hey..." I got up halfway, seeing that my cousin had run away, and sat down hesitantly, I thought basically they didn't need me.While I was worried about my distant relatives, I was secretly delighted, haha ​​Gu Tinglin, let you green tea bitch, let you Tom Su, encounter a snake spirit disease, encounter a pervert!Very happy.

As soon as I scolded him in my heart, I heard someone shouting in a low voice: "Hello." It was Gu Tinglin's voice!I was speaking ill of him, and I was so guilty that I splashed water on my crotch with a shake of my hand.Gu Tinglin quickly took out a tissue to paste my crotch, and said sorry in a low voice.His fingers are very slender and white, the fingertips are still pink, he rubs me all the time, I almost get an erection, rely on this green tea bitch!

I leaned on the chair and took a breath: "Aren't you locked in the attic?"

Gu Tinglin gave me a very strange look, and asked me where Duan Rong was very strangely.I've never seen him look so calm. It's true that once you have a husband's family, your waist will become stiff, and you can't help but sit up and tease him. It’s okay to call with your surname?! Why don’t you use your husband’s surname?”