The queen is my cousin

"That's what you think, I won't understand you. Otherwise, what's going on with that little sister-in-law? Why don't you push it away, isn't it because you are wary of me?" My cousin squinted at me.

"I... How dare I..." My dragon chicken is still pinching in your hand, okay?

Although I said so on the mouth, I thought in my heart, isn't it? Your surname is Yu and my surname is Li. If you attack me weakly, if I don't guard against you, won't it become a scumbag?And when you come up, it's just fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!I'm doing this for the sake of the overall situation!Of course, if you are a scumbag, you need to be a bit dark, so I sincerely gave him advice, hugging his thigh and crying, "Otherwise, you are the queen, if you don't nod, even if I welcome you Caicai, that’s too much to count. When the time comes, cousin, you’ll cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, okay?”

My cousin sneered, "Are you a man? What else can you do but push me when something goes wrong?"

I was also angry.Now I can't sit or lie down, I can only lie on the bed white and wet, my legs are still white and wet, you actually asked me if I am a man?Of course labor and capital are not!Labor and capital are now overindulgent sissies, don't you see it!Labor and management only hate that the umbilical cord was not cut in the wrong place when I was born, and now I have given up my innocent body for nothing and been defiled by you!

When my cousin saw that I was crying, he told me to shut up fiercely, don't cry, I can't stop, he hugged his thigh and refused to let go.My cousin fucked me twice again in a fit of rage, and finally ate and drank enough, slammed the door and left aggressively.Really beautiful.

I was really afraid that my cousin would do something to my sister-in-law, but I never thought that Caicai would not be an easy-going lamp.Early the next morning, she rushed into my bedroom. I was lying on the bed crying and mopping Ma Yinglong, so one can imagine the situation at that time.Caicai widened her eyes, made an "Ew~" sound, and then nodded at me: "Sogay."

I hate it!I hate myself for being lazy and not getting up to deal with the accident scene in the first place.I hate my cousin even more. He has never had a cold war with me to the point of sleeping in separate rooms. I always thought that he would come back to deal with the funeral after a walk.So I rolled around on the bed lazily last night, but when I opened my eyes, I found that the bed was still in a mess. I felt like the farmer who ate the snail girl, and wept suddenly.

When I finally finished the whole bundle, Caicai had sent Shi Balong to bring the breakfast.Breakfast is very simple, there are only eight dishes, sixteen soups and 32 kinds of dim sum. Caicai watched me put marinated tofu in it, and said "Ew~", "Do you eat salted tofu?"

I was taken aback: "Is there any sweet tofu nao?"

Caicai snorted noblely and coldly, took a sugar bowl, and poured it on the tofu nao, the white sugar was connected into a line, and fell on the tofu nao with a rustle.I feel sick just looking at it, so I asked Shi Balong to take the tofu brain down and serve me soy milk.

Seeing the pure white soybean milk, Caicai asked in puzzlement, "What is this?"

"This is soy milk."

"You're talking nonsense," Caicai slapped a torreya, and asked Shi Balong to bring another bowl, which looked dirty, and there were flocculent unknown objects in the soup, which were still floating, super disgusting.Caicai said proudly, "This is soy milk."

I expressed my incomprehension: "I have never seen soy sauce-colored soy milk...it has shrimp skin on it!"

Caicai let out an "Ew~", "Cousin, you are the emperor, do you drink plain soy milk all the time?"

"Nonsense!" I felt that the imperial power was being seriously challenged, so I couldn't help showing the arrogance of the world, and waved my sleeves, "Caicai, you are still young, I forgive you for not seeing sweet soy milk .”

Cai Cai bent over and vomited.Shi Balong explained to me at the side, "Generally, adding soy sauce to plain soy milk will form flocs like this, and adding dried shrimps and chopped green onion, it is... salty soy milk."

I almost didn't throw up, so I quickly asked him to withdraw, and then asked him to serve me a rice dumpling.Caicai also thinks so, it is best to make a quick decision for this breakfast, as one zongzi will be full.Shi Balong offered it with two small bowls.I saw him stand between us and pause for a moment before distributing it to both of us as if nothing had happened.

I know Shi Balong so well, he must have forgotten the taste of the zongzi we each ordered.The question is... What flavors do zongzi have?I peeled off the tether, peeled off the zongzi, and dipped vigorously into the sugar bowl in front of me, only staining the brown glutinous rice with white flowers.

Cai Cai's face turned green: "Ew—"

"Ew, ah, Ew! Isn't that how rice dumplings are eaten!" I bit into the hole, waiting for the sweet taste of jujube, but there was a fat and salty taste in my mouth, and there was egg yolk. It's thick and greasy, salty and sweet all at once, it's a tragedy.Seeing my expression, Shi Balong quickly brought the mouthwash teacup, I caught it and vomited, Shi Balong saw that I was about to vomit, so he sneakily let go, I threw the cup in a fit of anger, Shi Balong Long had no choice but to come over to clean up angrily.

Cai Cai waved her hands on the opposite side: "O——M——G—isn't it egg yolk meat dumplings? Why are you vomiting! What are you wrapping in your rice dumplings!"

"Jujube that nourishes qi and nourishes blood..."

After I finished speaking, Cai Cai also vomited.Shi Balong gave up on cleaning and sat down on the threshold, with his sleeves folded: "Pit, spit, spit up! Let's talk about it! This Zhaoyang Palace is full of smells, and I'm not afraid of ridicule!" said Then he took out a handful of green onions as thick as a child's arm from his bosom, and began to bite...

When we finally calmed down, I asked Caicai why you came to see me so early.Caicai said she came to marry me.I looked at her appearance in the portraits of Xian and Xian, and felt that I really committed a crime. I was chased everywhere, and I wanted a girl to say such words in such a wronged way.Caicai didn't take it seriously, and reached out to pat my chest: "Anyway, it's just such a nonsense, you know my mother, let's go through the motions - where is the empress? It's over when she nods, right?" He brushed his hair back and stood up.

"You don't need to look for her for such a trivial matter, I'm in charge of the palace..." I laughed.

Caicai gave me a blank look, "Hehe, of course it's a small matter for you, you are the emperor. But from now on, concubines like us can only live in the harem, we can't see up and down, we have to fight and bully Keep it secret. So you are not important at all, what is important is the empress. You held a banquet in the back garden at noon today, and you introduced me for me, how can you say that you are still a cousin now."

I groaned in pain.When cousin Nima sees his cousin, he has to make a big deal!

At this moment, Caicai’s bell rang, “In another 50 years~we will meet~sent to the crematorium~all burnt to ashes~you pile up and I pile up~no one knows anyone~send them all to the countryside for fertilizer~ "

Shi Balong and I were petrified: "Ew—"

"Isn't she a Korean fan?" Shi Balong asked me softly, "I remember that she sneaked into General Wei's army during the summer vacation a few years ago, sneaked all the way to Korea, and bought scalped tickets to attend TVXQ's concert. She The ringtones are always in Korean."

"What TVXQ! It's JYJ! JYJ!" Cai Cai showed a murderous look.

Those of us who don't understand were immediately startled by her blushing and angry appearance, and I quickly pointed to the claw machine that was still singing: "Aren't you going to pick it up?"

Caicai laughed like a bitch witch: "You don't understand, I can't let him think that I'm waiting for his call." She continued to sit noble and glamorous and eat steamed buns.Shi Balong and I waited with goosebumps all over the phone for the next verse, "Ah, my dear friends~ who will be burned to ashes first~ burn you first~ burn me first~ anyway, they are all human bone ashes~~~ ~~”

After the bell rang for one round, Caicai picked it up slowly, and Pingping walked out of the hall, "Hello—I'm not free today. What about me? I'm going to have dinner with my brother. Ah, which brother? Hee hee, no Tell you……"

I had a big fuck, hee hee!Really hee hee!She always said hehe to my brother!My brother's heart has been poked into pieces, okay?I clutched my chest in pain.Shi Balong quickly kicked me, "Don't be imitative, now your cousin wants to see your cousin, what are you going to do?"

"Don't let them meet." I slammed my fist on the desk, "Never!"

Shi Balong hummed, "It would be interesting if the two of them eloped." He said with a sinister smile, and took out a pen and paper to record.I killed his book, "Enough! Even if you write the script of "The Emperor of Despair" and film it, I will definitely not let it pass the political review!"

Shi Balong was very angry and left with a flick of his sleeves. I was alone and helpless, with a ding in my head, I called Gu Tinglin and Seventh Brother.I specifically asked the little eunuch who was going to send the message: [-], ask Gu Tinglin to come over quickly and give him half a quarter of an hour; [-], ask Seventh Brother to bring Ge Wei.I can't let the three of them meet, I know, I have to get rid of Gu Tinglin as soon as possible.

Gu Tinglin ran out of breath.

I flicked my sleeves angrily, "How did you pass the civil service exam? You failed the 800-meter test."

Gu Tinglin shook off his sweat nonchalantly, not understanding why I was so angry, and stared at me with big eyes blinking.I was angry when I saw him, and what was even worse, I said reluctantly, "You and Zao go out to the palace today, he is in a bad mood. If he wants to go back to the palace...you can Take him on a short trip, all food and clothing expenses will be charged to Zao’s account, don’t go back to the palace for reimbursement, I have no money.”

Gu Tinglin was a little surprised, "This...how is this so embarrassing?"

"I think you are fellow practitioners in the university who asked you to accompany him to relax. You are so embarrassed! You must have a ghost in your heart, right!" I knew that this green tea bitch wanted to steal my man!Ahhh!