The queen is my cousin

Early the next morning, I closed my eyes and got up, and someone next to me patted me: "You don't have to go to court for three days after the wedding."

I didn't wake up at the time, so I said casually: "The continuation string can still come in handy."

After I finished speaking, I was frozen awake.

When I saw my cousin's unhappy face, my expression cleared up: "Haha, haha, hahaha..."

"You don't need to remind me about your cheating."

"It's not cheating, I was only married twice, and she passed away one after another..." Actually, everyone knows that this is called forced buying and selling, but now there are only two of us in the room, and I dare not return the goods, so I have to follow his order first. .But seeing his face getting darker and darker, I quickly reached out and grabbed his hand and shook it, "But you are my last queen, ha!"

"Since I'm your last man, I'm also your first man. If you marry a woman, it's called cheating." When my cousin said this, he was wearing yellow satin like me, with long hair shawl, tucked up The quilt's eyes were clear, and she didn't know who she thought was a young woman who had stumbled.If I didn't know his size and my ass hurts too much, I probably wouldn't be able to hold it.But now I know that he is a wolf in beauty's clothing, so I swallowed to excuse myself, "I have been married before and after... I have to..."

Cousin remained calm, obviously wishing to hear more about it.

I have lived in the palace since I was a child, and my ability to adapt to changes is amazing. After saying this, I pulled my sleeves and cried, "You... back then, you left me here alone, deep, deep, deep, deep In the palace, there is no one to take care of me... How do I know whether you abandoned me or died outside, how can I live my whole life alone..."

My cousin is a tough guy, but he was unmoved: "I'm dead, and I'm not allowed to sleep with others."

"But I've been sleeping with other people since you were alive!" I actually said that happily.I instantly felt that this sentence should be my last words.What's even worse is that I suddenly discovered that the historian who was kneeling under our bed and writing daily life notes had been writing furiously since just now.

"..."

After a long silence, the historian knocked on the bed, "Why didn't you talk? If you want to do it, do it quickly, if you don't do it, I'm still waiting to go to the morning market to grab the special price of tofu."

My cousin said boldly, "You go, the bed will collapse later, and it will be bad if you press down on the adults."

The historian shamelessly kowtowed: "Thank you, Empress, for your kindness!"

By the time he left the dormitory, my cousin had already climbed onto me and hugged me underneath: "How do you compensate me?"

My heart skipped a beat, this won't work, I can't always be below, although I'm shameless, I know it hurts anyway.I asked him back, "How do you compensate me?"

"Fuck you."

I was so angry that I pushed him twice: "Why didn't I fuck you! You were on top yesterday, so let's take turns sitting on the manor! I pity that you are my queen. I let you give way on the wedding night, but whatever the case I am also the emperor, besides, we are both men, right... If not, we will fight, bet on horses, or play Cuju..."

"I didn't come back because of my difficulties." He couldn't answer the question correctly, and stripped my clothes as he said, "A few years ago, I followed my master to learn martial arts in the deep mountains and old forests. The master refused to let me come back. He said, someday I can Let’s split a hundred-year-old tree with a palm in the air. As soon as I finished my studies, I came back non-stop.”

He paused, his eyes swept away, "Lie down."

"Okay!" I pushed my butt up very cooperatively, thinking that I was like a tofu nao sold at a special price in the morning market, otherwise I would be sweating profusely and slippery.

My cousin ate until noon.

When I got out of bed and had lunch, I was still a little happy, at least better than having lunch in bed.But before I was happy for a while, troubles came: My concubines, come together to greet my cousin and me!Under the oppression of my cousin, they didn't live very well, so they couldn't even fight. They either pretended to be crazy or disfigured.As long as the cousin's voice appeared within a ten-mile radius, he would set up a slingshot in the crack of the window, ready to die with her at all times.If I went to spend the night with them, it would not only be like an affair, but more like an underground party connection, and I would have to give a secret signal.Once I was put in, that is, one foot on a chair and biting a slingshot to change ammunition, I felt very vigilant, which led to my lack of interest in them—because they were all a little talkative, with a look of pure men who regarded death as if they were at home. They all smell like fire.This scene, appearing in my harem instead of the end of the world under siege, is really puzzling.

Sometimes when I was about to sleep with a concubine in my arms, she would suddenly struggle to turn off the light: "She can see the open flame of a pipe from three miles away!"

Infected by this tense atmosphere, I often become impotent.

Now that my cousin is dead, my concubines have turned into French women who were liberated after Germany surrendered at the end of World War II. One by one, they walked out of the palace that had been consolidated into a bunker with their slingshots in their hands, happily wearing outdated jackets that they had not worn for many years Dressed in rouge, singing and dancing for three days and three nights, I also asked the court painter to draw more portraits of them, "Be joyful, positive, and show our post-war spiritual outlook and the great friendship between the concubines!"

As a result, they haven't had a good life yet, and I set up a new queen.They are naturally nervous.Their desire for a fair and just queen with a bright mirror is more than their desire for a fair and just emperor with a bright mirror.

I bet they were all happy with the Queen.

Because when they were crying about the terrorism successively, my cousin suddenly picked up the long-necked wine bottle and "slapped" it on the table, and then slowly swung the half-walled bottle full of spikes towards the round table: " Whoever refuses to let the sisters live a peaceful life, I will cut her off!"

"Okay!" The concubines burst into tears, "Do it!"

Cousin threw the white jade wine glass on the ground, "Small! Change the bowl!"

The concubines slammed the cups and plates on the table to the ground, picked up the bowls, and clasped their fists at their cousin: "This glass of wine, I respect your Majesty! If you don't drink it, you will look down on our 72nd concubine of Sangong Sixth Courtyard!"

My cousin drank a bowl in one go.

The concubines slapped the table wildly: "Okay! From now on, you and I will be sisters! We don't want to be born in the same year and the same day, but we want to die in the same year and the same day!"

"it is good!"

My harem slammed the bowl on the ground with pride, and under the leadership of my cousin, raised a banner in the square in front of the hall, made a blood alliance, and became the righteous Jinlan sisters. But he felt that it was unlucky not to make it together, so he called it a hundred and eight generals in the harem: this one is the "Concubine Zhuang of Yongfu Palace", who is good at wielding two spears; Concubine Yanqing Gong Shu", a stroke of Fang Tian's halberd made it superb, leading the imperial capital of 73 imperial guards and the head coach, it is really a heroine.As for my cousin, the stars are holding the moon, and the beauty is overwhelming, and he is nicknamed "the golden flower in the middle palace".I saw him wearing his left lapel, with a protruding blue dragon tattooed on his exposed left arm, his red phoenix eyes are mighty and gorgeous, and two red gold flowers on his temples, he looks like a romantic man!

I huddled in the messy cups and dishes all over the floor, and I always felt that this scene should have been seen in the Water Margin or the Three Kingdoms.The emperor in there, is life going well?

Now that my cousin had set up a flag, he suddenly turned his head and glanced at me, "Since you are all good sisters of this palace, and the six palaces serve the same husband, I'm afraid that bitch will not be able to share the rain and dew evenly, and ruin our Jinlan righteousness! "

"It's his grandma's, kill Zhuzi and settle it!" Concubine Yanqing Gongshu stomped Fang Tian's painted halberd on the ground, and the white jade bricks in the square in front of the hall cracked, and a big crack spread all the way to my throne. , I quickly jumped down and rolled and crawled to hide behind the window, pinching my ears and trembling.What the heck, I only fucked them a few times and they killed me!What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the heart of a woman!

"Wait a minute. The crime of regicide will have endless troubles. If a cruel emperor comes..." Cousin pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, "Sisters, since the harem has fallen into our hands, Lizi is just a puppet, why bother?" Pretend to show off? Do the sisters have a sweetheart outside the palace? How about leaving the palace on their own and renewing their relationship! Once the wedding expenses are paid, they will be withdrawn from Zhuzi's palace treasury!" The cousin took out the key.I was surprised, patted the belt, and it was gone, and I couldn't help sitting on the ground and crying loudly.My concubine rushed to the palace treasury with a bang, filled her body with snowflake silver, and walked away half of it.

"If you don't have a sweetheart, there are plenty of beautiful men in the world. Anyone who is chosen can be accepted as the head of the face. Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty. If Mu Shaoai, I will tell all the sisters!"

My concubines rushed out of the palace gate happily. The next day, I received a report from the Minister of the Household Department in charge of civil affairs, saying that some concubines who behaved recklessly took over the sons of good families and bullied women and bully men among the people. moan and groan.The biggest son of a good family in this dynasty—Zhen—was forcibly robbed by my cousin!Isn't he a woman?He is standing behind me right now, Aiqing, have you seen that!He also took my palace treasury and didn't give me a cent of pocket money!You are the Minister of Gu Ming left behind by the late emperor, quickly call 80 imperial guards to escort you! ... I blinked my eyes at Tobu Shangshukuang.

Hubu Shangshu asked me back: "The emperor has an eye disease?"

My cousin rolled his eyes, and I hurriedly said, "Haha, hahaha..."

The Minister of the Household Department was very unhappy: "If you have eye disease and the emperor's face is not repaired, you should listen to the empress's advice and go back to cultivate. Yan Er is newly married, so it is not appropriate to deal with political affairs."

Didn't you come to find me? Hey!When you are old, don't rely on your bad memory to sell your old age!And he doesn't want me to cultivate!Before it was too late, he wanted me to go back to the palace. Isn't this just a long night!Do you understand the queen's wolfish ambition, Aiqing!

When I was stupefied and roaring in my heart, Shangshu Hubu left at some point, and a huge shadow fell over my head

"You asked him for help just now?"

"No!" I shook my head.

"It's a long time to die." My cousin showed a resolute and stern expression, carried me up with one hand and walked a few steps, swept all the things on the desk in the imperial study room to the ground, and threw me on it.

"Don't be here!"

It's rare for my cousin to be kind to me, probably because driving away all the concubines made him feel good.I think I can probably figure out how his paralyzed face communicates emotion.For example, like now, the drooping angle of the corner of the mouth is 3° smaller than usual.He asked me, "Where do you want to be?"

"I want to be there..." I thought that if I said I didn't want to be anywhere, I would be punished everywhere, so I said with a smile, "I want to be on top."

"According to your."

That night, I saw the ultimate.