The queen is my cousin

I am an emperor, and I have a well-known natural imperial power: I can fuck whoever I want.Before I met my beautiful cousin, I had never thought about it; after seeing my beautiful cousin, I planned to use my natural imperial power.

My cousin, that is the most beautiful woman in the world.

I first met him when I was 15 years old.At that time, he was standing among the extravagantly blooming peonies, wearing a flowing white dress, staring at the Taiye Pond in front of him with his indifferent Danfeng eyes, so clean and dusty, it made a young man like me want him to be naked all at once. .

At that time, my Taifu had not died long ago, so I was quite polite.So I walked over and drooled and said, "Hey, which family are you from?"

He glanced at me from the corner of his eyes, said nothing, and raised his chin slightly. Those who didn't know it thought he was a little rooster, and he was about to crow.But when Xi Shi is in the eye of a beholder, I feel that he is a golden phoenix, with a hook at the corner of his eye, which hooks my soul away.Immediately, I hurriedly threw away the set of etiquette, stretched out my claws to hold his hand, and touched it twice, "How about going to the garden with me? Come on, come on, come on, don't be afraid, I'm not that kind of casual person!" As I spoke, my halazi dripped down the back of his hand.

He finally looked me in the eye.I was pierced by thousands of arrows, and seeing everything was pink, I tugged at his hand with a shy face, and he slowly walked over from the flowers with a thoughtful expression.I took him all the way to the nearest pavilion and happily pushed him to bed.

He frowned, as if he didn't understand very well, and when he saw me unbuttoning, he understood and his face was gloomy.The first time I did this, I was so impatient to pick up my clothes. Although I also knew that I was ugly and unattractive, I still decided to go this route, because my mother told me since I was a child: Pretending to be a criminal is not as good as being obscene.Although she has been dead for many years, she still has a strong lingering power to me.

When I stripped down to only one robe left, my cousin said the first sentence in his life to me.He patted his leg, and tossed two words to me in a noble and cool manner, "Come up."

I was not fully developed at the time, but he already had a mature man's voice, which made me feel uncomfortable.I was surrounded by eunuchs, they all spoke in high-pitched voices, and when they laughed, they surpassed the reception frequency of the human ear, but my cousin, with his white face on his face, suddenly made such a manly voice, I was going to be impotent on the spot.

But I am naturally optimistic.I think his voice is deep, but it sounds pretty good, so don't worry about it so much, and I rushed forward after gearing up.He sat on the edge of the bed, not only did he not throw me down, but his hard chest made me dizzy immediately.I only found out later that he is a trainer, very strong, exceeding the average density of the human body, and would sink in water.But not only did I not know, but I was not very smart!There was obviously something wrong with his smile, but I still leaned forward greedily, and even when I was pushed down, I didn't react.

Until I let out a roar like a pig butcher: "It hurts, help me!"

That day, my chief executive went out to gamble, and the rest of the pig-like subordinates thought I was having fun and didn't come to rescue me.They were still cheering me up outside the door, "It's always a little painful for the first time! Just bear it and you'll be fine! Goddamn you!" So, my virginity followed the creaking of the bed board Gone with the wind.

This is what happened to me when I was 15 years old.

This says a lot about my cousin's character.

First of all, he is a black hearted person.He can attack me as a minor, and I'm still his cousin.What's more, what's even more intolerable is that when he stood among the flowers at first, he intended to pee into the pool of Taiye!Shameful!I still think of him as a nine-day fairy, I bought a watch last year!

Second, he is not afraid of the powerful.He is fully convinced that he will be the most powerful person in my court in the future, bigger than me who is the emperor, so even if he knows that I am the emperor, he dares to attack.Think carefully, what is bigger than the emperor?Queen of course.So I think that when his own sister, my cousin, ran away suddenly when she was about to marry me, he definitely threatened the little girl viciously with a knife on her neck.

Again, he is double-dealing.When he was on my body that day, his face was icy and unyielding, and he endured humiliation, and his crotch was so hard and hot that he hit Huanglong and vowed to die.After a love affair, I saw that he would take a detour, and he didn't dare to take revenge.When his indifferent eyes met me, my chrysanthemums tightened—who in the world can make the chrysanthemums of the king of a country form a Pavlovian reflex after a night of spring dinner!In short, when I was recuperating on the dragon bed the next day holding my buttocks, I had already decided to swallow this dumb loss and not to bother with him.

So, I turned around and decided to marry my aunt's daughter and let my cousin go, otherwise what would I do if my cousin became my brother-in-law.My aunt immediately became majestic. Not only did her own daughter become a queen, but she also named her eldest princess and listened to the government behind the curtain. After a few months, she found an excuse for my grandpa to return home, and my cousin followed.For this reason, I did not see him for several years.luckily.

Later, if the Huns hadn’t come to us to play Cuju, I would never have fallen into the clutches of my cousin!

Why do you say that?

It starts with the harem.

I was caught trying to open buds when I was ten years old. It was terrible. An old woman was so strong that she was pressing on me. I was so frightened that I was dumbfounded.Later, this matter spread in the palace for some reason. According to the rules, I had to seal her something. It seemed to be the last one. I can't remember, but she was sealed anyway.And then there's no end to it.I didn't dare to sleep at night. When I opened my eyes, there were people I didn't know lying next to them, and they didn't even have clothes on. Sometimes one or two, sometimes three or four, made me shrink back into the bed.I was so sleepy that I felt dizzy during the day, so I issued an imperial edict not to allow women to run on my bed casually.As a result, they turned into men, groups of guards, imperial physicians, and eunuchs, all of them strong and strong, like wolves and tigers, I don't know who is going to kill whom.So, the harem to me is a bunch of prisons with lots of rapists, and I'm the weakest one.

At that time, I was pure and just wanted to have a romantic relationship.

Later, I finally waited for an opportunity. She is my queen, the daughter of the eldest princess, the cousin I made up my mind to marry after being tortured by my cousin.

My cousin is a small bird, and I live in a palace made of gold for her.She has long hair, a full foot long. As soon as she lies on the bed, we don't lay sheets. The pure natural high-protein sheets are warm in winter and cool in summer. Although it is a bit scary to pee in the middle of the night, and you can hear her The sound of hair whizzing and growing, but overall it's a pretty good experience.

Later, she didn't know who said that if the hair grows too long, it will absorb nutrients, and in the end the brain will shrink to the size of the amygdala, so she twisted the hair regardless of my objection.The problem is that she was twisted, and she was still reluctant to throw it away. When Daiyu buried flowers, she also learned to be sad about her long hair. She hid it in the closet during the day, and wrapped it up at night, saying that she would give it to those people. A little nourishment for lifeless hair.You can wrap it up, I won’t have sex with you at worst, you are naked with long hair wrapped, it’s still a performance art, the problem is that she has to ask me to wrap it together, I’m an idiot on the spot.Somebody pushed away the emperor's bedroom in the middle of the night to see two big zongzi sleeping on the dragon bed, what is that?

But I still endured.I'm a good man and I know it's not easy being a woman.If all the men are like my cousin, they just pat their butts and leave, then that guy down there is so heartbroken, he doesn't even have a chance to do it, it's just a human tragedy.But during that time, my attention was all on the training of the national Cuju team. My aunt and cousin suspected that I had a new love and began to cling to me all day long.It's fine if it's sticky, let's be a young couple, the problem is, she doesn't allow me to be distracted.Every quarter of an hour, she lowered her eyes, blinked her eyelashes like a small fan, and shook me pretending to be concerned: "Brother Emperor, what are you thinking?"

One day I finally didn't bother me so much, and dared not say "miss you", well, this thing is fucking over, it's over!

She cried for everyone to see, and then the eunuch in charge of ceremonies ran over and took out a copy of "Di Lun Shi Dian", gently reminding me that she came from a prominent family, and I had better kneel on the washboard.My aunt who presided over the government affairs for me threw away the memorial and came into the palace to give me two big slaps. "You made Qiao Qiao cry!" She burst into tears, as if she was the one who was beaten into a pig's head. It's the same.

I am innocent to death.

Actually what can I think?what can i thinkI was just thinking that the Xiongnu team wanted to play cuju with me, and how could the nomads win if they could kick cuju into powder with one kick!

What can I tell her!

I can not!She doesn't know cuju at all!What they women play is called hydrangea, and it's still for fishing, how can it compare with the big kicks of our pure men!But we love Cuju, they think we are crazy!

But that's it.After they raped me with the tears of women and children and the public opinion of the court for a month, I became angry and locked the queen in the cold palace, planning to release her after I watched the Cuju competition.Unexpectedly, she actually died inside.

Just as my aunt was roaring to tear me to pieces, my grandfather suddenly fell from the sky, "The country cannot live without a queen, your cousin is very skilled in martial arts and will protect you!"

"Okay, okay, okay... Would she like to watch Cuju with me?"

"Look!"

I immediately decided to marry her.

However, when I welcomed my cousin in from the outside with the queen's guard of honor, and finally lifted the hijab in the bridal chamber, I saw my cousin's face hidden behind the high-end rouge.

"You brothers and sisters really look alike." I resisted Chrysanthemum's Pavlovian reflex and said.

He put on a sinister smile and stood up slowly.

"Get off quickly."

This is the first sentence my cousin said to me after three years.

There was only one thought in my mind at the time——

The fucking Huns came to the Central Plains to play Cuju!

The author has something to say: This article is illogical, brainless, and hilarious. Self-entertainment is necessary for healing at home and traveling. Please collect more flowers~