The queen is my cousin

In order not to become a person who is inferior to pigs and dogs, I also passed a piece of dessert to my cousin. My cousin glanced at me, with crackling fire in his eyes, and made a biting gesture, which is the kind of biting, not biting dessert bite!My grandfather just raised his head after wiping away his tears, and my cousin became that deserted, handsome and noble man who lost his father when he was young.My cousin said sadly, go to the next door and pour some wine.

I thought that this was my last chance, so I stepped forward on my knees and said, "Grandpa, tell the truth, just now my cousin made a biting gesture at me!"

"You passed him dessert, didn't you? You have to pretend to be a couple now."

"It's not grandpa like this, it's... it's biting like this!" I slowly opened my mouth shyly, making a sexy and violent expression.My grandfather narrowed his eyes and looked at me sublimely.

"Grandpa," I took a deep breath and tried to calm down, "You never thought about what if my cousin would do something to me one day—I just said in case—what to do?! I'm just a little, worried."

My grandfather held my hand sincerely, "I married your grandma when I was young. Your grandma is noble and beautiful, and saved me 20 years of struggle, but in fact I am gay. I have regretted it all my life. If the bridal chamber That day I could muster up the courage to fuck my bamboo horse to the ground, and I probably wouldn’t be in this situation. Of course your grandma is also great, and your grandma has more bamboo horses than me, but...you know, losing Never do it again."

Bridge bean sack, what my grandfather said just now is really fucked up?I must have looked stupid.

"I mean, maybe you all may have inherited my genes, if that's the case, you don't need to suppress your own nature, just be yourself, just doit, we'll be even closer from now on. "

Grandpa then patted me on the shoulder and took the wine from my cousin. "Besides, you are my grandson, and you won't be pregnant, hahahahahaha."

Fuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

It's really good to say it, Grandpa!

Is it really good to help the grandson to pit the grandson!I can see the eye movement between you and him!

And how do you know I won't get pregnant!I'm an amazing man who can turn the impossible into the possible!

At this time, Seventh Brother came with Ge Wei's money and made a toast to my grandfather.Today, Ge Wei is wearing a lake blue deep dress with a collar, and the bright white palace dress sets off her slightly dark skin, which looks more charming because of her pregnancy.I couldn't help looking into her Y-shaped line, but I happened to meet my grandfather's gaze there.The two of us who met by chance looked at each other and turned away.

Didn't the old man say he was gay?Is this gay?

Seventh Brother was busy introducing: "This is Gewei, she is from Chu, her hometown lives in Yingdu City, her ancestors are related to the royal family of Chu, and Qu Yuan is her aunt and uncle who is the eighteenth representative uncle."

"Qu Yuan is gay." My grandfather laughed like a fox, and realized that the two young men were very unhappy, so he couldn't help saying seriously, "So Lord Mingyue intends to marry a girl from Chu State as his concubine?"

"Isn't it possible?" Seventh Brother panicked, "Although I know that there are many inconveniences in cross-border marriages, it will become popular later on."

"It's not without precedent, but it will involve a lot of procedures." My grandfather worked in the Ministry of Rites for a while, and he talked about it clearly and logically. "First of all, girl Gewei must change her nationality, from Chu to our Han."

"It's not too difficult," Ge Wei said happily, "I was a black householder in Chu State. I smuggled into Hanshui River with my father when I was 14 years old. Now I have lived in the Central Plains for ten years. Chu State should not pursue my household registration any more. Bar."

"..."

The audience was silent.

At this time, Jiang was still very hot, so my grandfather took Ge Wei and sat beside her, and began to ask her about her life and past calmly.I dragged Seventh Brother to a place where I couldn't see them, "Seventh Brother, you...do you know this?"

"I know!" Brother Seven took it for granted.

I was so angry by him, "My future sister-in-law Seven is not only a foreigner who smuggled in, but can she be a little more shocking!"

In fact, I already knew it, and what was even more shocking was that she was still pregnant with Shi Balong's child in her womb, and the dead mother-in-law in my heart roared hoarsely.

"Listen, your sister-in-law has had a hard time since she was a child. Do you know the Golden Triangle of the Central Plains, Chu State and Tubo? Yes, she grew up there. When we sat in a magnificent palace and studied When practicing calligraphy, your seventh sister-in-law followed his father back and forth on the ancient tea-horse road in Bashu for many years, smuggling guns and ammunition and poison in southern Xinjiang. It was she who transported the firearms of our dynasty to the distant Tubo; it was she who brought back saffron for the harem In the movie, our mother played Gongdou, and sold poppies and gu poison along the way. She made so many sacrifices but was wanted by the army of the Three Kingdoms! Do you know how difficult it is for a little girl, she has to carry a fire dragon to escape Cross the suspension bridge on the Lancang River!"

"Let's not talk about a little girl, I wouldn't be able to do it in the current state... I can blow up the Goddess Peak in Wushan next door if I'm not careful!"

"This is all in the past! Who doesn't have a black history. Black history will only make the man who really loves her feel bad." Seventh brother looked at me sincerely, holding his chest, "I hope she will stop living such a life of fear, She can change her career and become a princess. She also feels that she can change her mind and sit down and embroider flowers or something."

"Princess doesn't seem to be suitable for her type of work. When she speaks, she can't even tell nl clearly! Did you hear her calling Shi Balong! Shi Banong?"

"Why are you so mean!" Seventh Brother sat down angrily.After a while, he said resignedly, "Okay, you can have all kinds of prejudices, but Gewei and I are not the tragic heroine and heroine who love each other deeply but are not suitable. We are very right, and she will be great too. Princess Mingyue. Just wait and see. Give her a three-month trial period!"

"Probation?"

"If she can't perform her duties well during this period, you don't have to marry us! At that time, I guarantee that we will sneak across the Han River to Chu State!"

"It's really great, the king of Chu jumped up for joy, the first pair of Han refugees in history! The situation of large-scale smuggling of Chu refugees has been reversed, Ye!"

Our two brothers were very angry and broke up unhappy.I looked at Brother Seven's furious back, and thought OMG, I have to make a list of the duties of the princess when I return to the palace!Other people's emotional affairs will eventually become my extra workload.

When he returned to his grandfather, Ge Wei had already left with Brother Qi on his arm.I told my grandfather about the probationary period of the princess, and he grinned, "Later, trial marriage was quite popular, so it's no big deal."

"What a disgrace to the royal family!" I slapped the table.If there is a constitutional monarchy now, there will be a snowflake of voters demanding the abolition of the royal family.Fortunately, we are now an absolute monarchy. Anyone who dares to speak ill of my family will have their heads cut off, liquid!

"I think three months is enough for us to figure out the smuggling and smuggling situation on the Han border." Grandpa stared at Ge Wei's slim back and said.Although he said it in a serious manner, I have enough reasons to be sure that he is shaking his waist and hips while watching the song.If you want to ask me how I know... Isn't it because I bumped into his sight there again and feel crowded, you bastard!

At the end of the banquet that day, my cousin signaled me with his eyes that I was almost done.I am ready to die.I was almost like the Roman who was beaten to the ground by the Germans back then. I couldn't bear it anymore and begged for mercy from the Vandals, and finally found out that the Vandals and the Germans were in the same group.Fantastic kinship.Now the great city of Rome had been called to battle against the Germans, backed by the Vandals.

But when the sun went down, my cousin didn't pass five passes and beat six generals to enter my Zhaoyang Palace.He really did this, throwing my guards all over the place, and the horses flew away.So I was a little surprised, he would actually backtrack. I asked Shi Balong to go to the Jiaofang Palace to inquire, but the Jiaofang Palace said that the Queen hadn't been back since the banquet was over.

"He and Gu Hanlin left the palace." Shi Balong said calmly.

I froze in place for a while, well, I felt a little uncomfortable.Shi Balong and I walked under the peach blossom tree in the courtyard, laid out a crystal mat and drank together.

I told him about the tough battle between my cousin and me in front of my grandfather today. "I'm a little confused. My cousin said clearly that he was coming to clean up me, so why did he go on a date with the green tea whore. What do you think he...what does he mean?"

"Honestly speaking, you are young, with good skin and a small frame. You can be regarded as a white and rich beauty. Just based on your appearance, men who want to fall in love with you can be lined up from Zhaoyang Hall to the gate of the palace."

"Oh thank you." I drank a glass of wine with him politely, although I was not happy at all.I am the emperor, and the men who want to marry me can actually line up from the Zhaoyang Palace to the gate of the palace!Damn it, from Zhaoyang Hall to the gate of the palace, there are really all men standing in rows, give me a big fuck!I'm going to be so scared that I won't be able to sleep in the future, okay?

"Besides, you are the Son of Heaven. Pressing you is like pressing the whole world. This kind of pleasure cannot be given to him by others." Shi Balong squinted at me and said.

"It turned out to be like this, and I thought about it." I lay down on his lap with my cheeks propped up helplessly, "Hey, I've always been submissive, and I'm about to be forced to be Huaichun's dead mother, but why did things go so wrong in the first place? complex."

Shi Balong covered my mouth, telling me to stop nagging, and then covered my eyes, telling me to sleep quickly.On the vernal equinox of the lunar calendar, the weather has turned warm, and there are more than a dozen hand warmers around me. I fell asleep next to safe and familiar people, like a night intoxicated by the spring breeze in the past ten years.