The queen is my cousin

That night, Shi Balong and I drank a little wine and went to our favorite gambling house to play a couple of games. After betting my pants to the gambling house, I walked towards Zhaoyang Palace under the moonlight, feeling a sense of shame in my heart. Be brisk.Yes, this is a man's life!The true nature of a man is to be single!

I walked into the bedroom in the dark, and was about to take off my clothes when suddenly there was a chill on my back. Only a vole being watched by an eagle can feel that feeling with me!The next moment, I was attacked from behind and fell on the bed!

My cousin scratched and bit very violently. I grabbed his hair and kicked him, scratched his face, spit at him, and screamed with tears in my eyes: "You only use force!"

When we were fighting, my cousin waved his hand somehow, and the pillars in the temple fell down in response, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains.I froze for a moment, my cousin looked at me calmly, with ferocious eyes.

"I can only use force." My cousin laughed.

"It's good, it's good... Those who have special skills are talents." I took off my obscene clothes and turned over automatically in a cold sweat.That night, the Zhaoyang Hall collapsed not only the pillars, but also the bed.

My cousin and I started to fall into a cold war.It is very disrespectful to say that this may have been initiated by me unilaterally, because my cousin is usually noble and glamorous and does not want to pay attention to my appearance, but we still go to bed as usual.This is his normal state, and I think his ideal state should also be like this.In this way, we became the most familiar strangers.

"It's the strangest friend with sex." Shi Balong corrected me, "or the cousin with the most troublesome friend?"

He just likes to talk about words, and he doesn't like my cousin.But when I told him that I didn't like my cousin either, he lamented that being with you is like being with a tiger.He's such a slutty bitch.

What this bitch has been doing to me lately is really insane.He made a court lady's belly bigger and expelled her from the palace, which caused a series of chain reactions: Ge Wei, who was pregnant with his son, wanted to marry my seventh brother, so Gu Tinglin was arrested by NTR, and Gu Tinglin again... Surprise gave me to NTR, that's all.As the instigator, this bitch has caused such confusion in my circle, and it seems that he has been very proud of it in the past few days.It is almost necessary to adapt this incident into an annual court drama, and the name is "The Emperor of Despair".

"I won't let you wear such a big green hat on Seventh Brother. Your plot to subvert the country will not succeed."

"Go and tell him." Shi Balong smiled with ease, as if the seed in Gewei's belly was mine. "Are you really determined to be ruthless? Prince Mingyue likes her so much. They are going to get married soon. You would rather demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage. Be careful of retribution, Huangsang."

"You are not afraid of me being a diao."

But he did give me a problem: how to break up Seventh Brother and Gewei without leaving traces and without hurting Seventh Brother's feelings.This is really worrying me.I am in a dilemma.I'm constantly in a dilemma about this kind of shit.I'm not the child's father, and I can't touch the child's mother, so why do I have to make up my mind which father he is with?Being an emperor is so annoying, it's so annoying.I can see that Seventh Brother is serious, he wants to urge me three times a day to hold the banquet I promised earlier, so that he can announce to the whole world that he is going to marry Gewei.I don't know how to solve it except to drag it down.

"It's easy." Shi Balong gave me another bad move, "Mingyue Prince and the eldest princess have always been friends, why don't you let him inquire about the eldest princess' tone, and if the matter is done, then you can marry him?" Late."

"You're such a bitch!" I jumped up and clapped my fists, and suddenly felt that there was another village.

My aunt has kept a low profile recently, so she must be secretly brewing some kind of conspiracy.I entrusted the spying task to Seventh Brother. On the one hand, he could justifiably delay the marriage, and on the other hand, he could know himself and the enemy without dying.I immediately declared Seventh Brother to enter the palace and entrusted him with this arduous task.

As a result, he came back that night and told me that he had discovered an amazing secret.

Auntie was so deeply in love that she didn't even care about avenging her daughter!

"How can there be such fornication in this world?" We both looked at Taiye Pool and shook our heads.I think I should find out that lover, thank him well, and discuss with him how I can continue to charm my aunt who is nearly forty years old so that I can live a few more days.

"My mission is complete, let's set up a banquet tomorrow!"

Seventh Brother looked at me and said happily.

OMG...

The worst thing about being an emperor is that you have no jokes.In fact, I often go back on my promises, but because the New Year’s Eve was just over, there was supposed to be such a palace banquet, and it happened that my aunt couldn’t attend due to the cold weather. There is no comparison between the two ends of the balance, so I have to agree first.My seventh brother immediately took on the task of assigning invitations to celebrities in the imperial capital as if he had been beaten with blood. He is really a man who is like the wind in love.

The banquet is held in the peach grove by the Taiye Pool.The weather was too cold and the peach blossoms hadn't bloomed yet. Shi Balong ordered the stove to be lit, and then brought in hot spring water. Not to mention the extravagant way to push the peach blossoms to bloom. On the day Nima Zhen went there, he saw lotus flowers!Sure enough, all my money was burned in invisible places!The aristocratic family surrounded an open space and pulled out the brocade barrier. The layers of maple red, apricot yellow, lake blue, and crimson white are really beautiful. The suffering of being hanged by Ma Yinglong in the past few days has been wiped out.

The protagonists of the day were of course Seventh Brother and Ge Wei, and they couldn't be stopped. I thought that as long as they weren't married, things would always turn around, so I didn't try to stop them.This made Shi Balong very proud.But in fact, I can't take care of myself: my grandfather!Also coming!

I realize this is a rare opportunity!Can get me out of this hell!

When I was young, my grandfather was in power as a relative, and I was quite afraid of him. Later, because I married my cousin, my aunt gained power. My grandfather avoided the edge and only appeared again not long ago. I haven’t seen him for so many years. , it's all a bit raw.But life belongs to life, I am his nephew after all!What's more, my old mother died early, shouldn't my grandfather under Cheng Huan's knees be very pitiful to me, besides, I am worthy of being the Son of Heaven!After much deliberation, I thought he should have no reason not to turn to me, so I complained to him: "Grandpa, why did my cousin become my cousin?"

My grandfather is an old fox. Although his expressions are colorful, in the final analysis, he can be described in four words: gentle scum.At this time, he stroked my head and said, "Your aunt is a powerful character. If your cousin enters the palace, you two brothers and sisters will probably be killed by that poisonous woman, but your cousin is very skilled in martial arts and can protect you secretly. What, He bullied you?"

Just as I was about to nod my head, I suddenly realized that something was wrong - do I have to tell my cousin that instead of being a bodyguard with all his heart, he would put me in the imperial study every night and fuck me wildly?How can a tough man like me speak!So I was instantly dumbfounded.Grandpa rubbed my head.

But I am still not reconciled!When my cousin was pulled away by Shi Balong to fix his makeup, I had an idea and secretly complained to my grandpa: "There is no bullying, but my cousin has a bad reputation in the harem. I heard from the palace people that he often molested Tong. If this news gets out, the courtiers will probably ask for a thorough investigation, and then he, the male queen, will be betrayed... By the way, the closest to him is Gu Tinglin, the handsome boy of the Hanlin Academy!" Nima, I will take care of Gu When Ting Lin brought it out, I couldn't help but praise me for being smart!This is called lying without drafting in one go!Kill two birds with one stone, I also learned!

As a result, my grandfather squinted his eyes and looked at me for a while, then smiled and said, "Gu Tinglin, you won't be pregnant."

I was taken aback.

What kind of eyes is this Nima?

What is this Nima talking about?

At this time, my cousin Pingpin walked over and sat at his feet. My grandfather's eyes lit up, and his expression was obviously much more comfortable. Although he was also asking for warmth, it was much more natural!The tacit understanding of not even saying that kind of words, and the incomparable portrait silhouette, at first glance, it is my own family!

"The emperor knows how to paint." My cousin suddenly changed the topic to me.

"Really?" Grandpa patted my cousin on the shoulder and said to me, "If your elder brother didn't go to learn martial arts, but to study literature, he must be a literary master of today's generation-of course, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are still hard to beat. For him, you can often exchange ideas in the palace. Don't underestimate him just because he is a warrior, after all, it is a choice made to protect the emperor." My grandfather looked at my cousin with sincere pride, if not Knowing how much he loves and respects this heir, then his shining eyes can be regarded as a lustful obsession.

I signaled with my eyes that my brother don't mention me anymore.I knew this old fox was unreliable, he must treasure his grandson more than me!Even if his own grandson pressed his own grandson on the desk and fucked wildly, his own grandson would not be pregnant!

I have to find some other way to return my cousin.

"I don't know if my uncle and aunt are here today. I want to toast them as a son-in-law." At this moment, I must be laughing like a bitch, right?

"When your cousin was seven years old, your uncle died on the battlefield defending the country. Your aunt went all the way north, trying to find your uncle's body, but she caught the plague halfway and was isolated in the epidemic area. Later, the epidemic It's finally over, there are almost no survivors in the epidemic area, and the corpses are all burned into the hills, it is really difficult to find your aunt in the ashes of the mass grave..."

As grandpa talked, he couldn't help crying. My cousin held his hand and comforted him softly.I sat down where I was, and I just thought what kind of thing Nima is doing!Why would my uncle and aunt put up such a flag!Is this true!Is this really true!If so, Nima, I really can't return or exchange the goods for the rest of my life!