The queen is my cousin

As soon as I returned to the palace, I transferred Gu Tinglin to the Ministry of Industry as a servant. He had just packed his bags and was about to enter the palace to join his classmate from the imperial school and the current empress. Walking outside, I think I can find a shelter at the pier.He changed from Hanlin to a servant, and he was promoted secretly. He was paid too much, and his job title became a fourth-rank one. He would work as a contractor at the dock all day long, and he would be able to get a rough skin and thick skin after a month or so.Hehe, then go to Tanzania and be your green tea whore.

My cousin frowned when he heard about it, and came to me at noon, "What do you mean?"

"What can I mean?" I leaned on the imperial concubine's couch, wishing I could show my victory by painting my nails in front of him. Later, I thought that I was a pure man, and this was inappropriate, so I had to give up.When my cousin saw me like this, his face was frosty, "You call him back."

"It hurts so fast."

"Are you kidding me?" My cousin waved my Erlang legs and sat down on the couch, "He was just raped and fell out of love, and you transferred him to build a bridge. Are you afraid that the bridge will collapse?"

"You're clearly biased! Isn't the Ministry of Industry six? The Temple of the Ministry of Industry is too small to accommodate the great Bodhisattva Hanlin? There must always be someone who goes down to the grassroots level to contribute to the working people. Why can't Gu Tinglin do it?"

"His talent is not in building bridges. You can call him back, either from the Ministry of Households or the Ministry of Officials."

In the Ministry of Households and the Ministry of Officials, there is a tax collector and an official in charge. They are all fat jobs. He is clearly facing Gu Tinglin. I really annoy him to death.He usually has a noble and glamorous look, when he meets me, he'll be um, ah, or at night, he won't say a few words, but now he is arguing with me all at once because of Gu Tinglin Wake up, this day is really impossible.This time I saw it too, and I didn’t issue an edict even if I died, if you have the ability to kill the king, he actually took the imperial seal and stamped it himself, and left in a grandiose manner.I immediately told Shi Balong that if the Empress comes to Zhaoyang Palace in the future, I will beat him out!See you once and hit once!I still don't believe it, the dignified guards can't beat a queen.

Shi Balong gave a thumbs up, "Good job. Pursue women's independence and liberation."

"That's it!" After I agreed, I realized something was wrong, and I helped my forehead.Seeing his face, I thought of another annoying thing, "Honestly, is Ge Wei your woman?"

"Strictly speaking, no. First, the two of us are just having an affair, which may not even count as an affair. I just often win the sympathy of women in a weak position. Second, before she knew that she was pregnant, she should have always thought that night was a warm-up Passed cucumbers." Shi Balong defended himself.

"It's disgusting... What are you going to do now? I don't want to wipe your ass for this matter. I think it's better for you to explain it to Brother Seven yourself."

"Why do we have to do anything? There are stories in history where they didn't do anything and it turned out well."

"You can give me an example."

"Lu Buwei sent Handan Ji. Lu Buwei gave his pregnant concubine to King Qin Zhao, and let his own son Jiu occupy the magpie's nest and become an emperor through the ages. This story will repeat itself now, about 20 years later, Don't you feel lucky to be a part of a big history?"

I let him go, "I am the emperor, and I am the writer of great history."

Shi Balong keenly analyzed my personality, proving that I would never become a great weapon, and then seriously pointed out to me that because of the existence of my cousin, the imperial line of my line would be cut off because there was no heir, and I would inherit it. The position of Great Treasure will be the lineage of the Seventh Prince who is closest to me by blood, and the eldest son of the Seventh Prince is his son.His rigorous argument made it impossible for me to find any flaws. In order to prevent my family from being usurped by historians, I plan to take immediate action to get rid of Gewei.

"Get rid of her and marry Gu Tinglin by the way, right? Kill two birds with one stone." Shi Balong leaned against the door and said to me with disdain, "You can really play "The Emperor of Despair"."

I said to him very coolly: "Whether Gu Tinglin and my seventh brother will be together depends on their marriage. From today onwards, I don't care about it. Even if he wants to be with the queen, I agree with both hands." I have nothing to do with the queen, we are not familiar."

Shi Balong nodded slightly, "You haven't been single for a long time."

I also breathed a sigh of relief, yes, I haven't been single for a long time.

"Go to see Cuju together at night?" Shi Balong took out two tickets.

I smile.

When I entered the arena wearing a barbarian cavalry uniform and a Hun flag painted on my face, I vaguely felt that I was back before my wedding at the age of 16.At that time, I was such a good guy, watching cuju with Shi Balong carefree every day with popcorn fat in my hand, and whining with that kind of retractable trumpet when Yixing Trent was flying. Blow straight.We cheer for our favorite teams and wear the robes of our favorite stars. At that time, my favorite was Buhuala, Wodazhe, and Yingtaishun from the Seven Seas. This time when the Huns came to the Central Plains, he was the coach who led the team. In a few days, the cuju competition will start, and I will entertain him as the host. Just thinking about it makes me so excited that I die.At that time, I must let the historian react and ask him to sign my royal robe, that would be really cool!Ah ah ah ah ah!

I was happy, but found that our cousin and Gu Tinglin were sitting next to each other.At this time, I had already squeezed into the aisle, and I was still happily standing in front of Shi Balong. It would be too contrived to withdraw. If I didn't withdraw, I would sit next to my cousin, which is really disappointing.Cousin, who had been talking to Gu Tinglin in a low voice, stopped at this moment, and looked at us coldly. I went outside to buy drinks with an excuse, and when I came back, Shi Balong sat down next to my cousin.

Shi Balong was very happy when he took the drink.This is iced sour plum soup, served in a bamboo tube, sipped on a reed stalk, topped with a morning glory, which is very fashionable in our time, and we all used to drink it.The sugar shop is open at the east gate of the school grounds, and sometimes I would ask Shi Balong to go out to buy it after court.So he was happy because I finally ran errands too.

"Remember the first time we came here to watch football?"

Time flies, I sighed and nodded: "I don't remember."

"Bitch, fuck, fuck, bitch..." Shi Balong kept whispering in my ear before the opening.

In order to save my eardrums, I said to him vicissitudes of life: "Don't be angry, I don't remember how many games I have watched with you." This must be the most sensational thing I have ever said, okay? No one in my family knows that I am so talented!

Shi Balong stared at me for a long while with dead fish eyes, and bit the reed pole into shape, "216 games."

I silently looked away, turned and sat down.

Later, Shi Balong kept chanting throughout the game: "Bitch, fuck, fuck, bitch..."

It wasn't until Guochao scored a goal that he happily patted my knee.I think he should have seen me put my hands on my knees, so it's a bit strange to do this, Shi Balong is not so gentle, when he is so gentle, it only means that he wants to fuck you. "Shi Balong, you..."

At this moment, I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned my head, and the person behind me squinted and looked down at us with condescension. I thought I had misunderstood, so I turned around to watch the game.The cousin next door yelled hello, and I realized it was him.He walked around Shi Balong and pushed me, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

No wonder the people sitting behind us have such expressions: my cousin has been comforting the crying Gu Tinglin beside me; Shi Balong put his hand on my knee; my cousin went around Shi Balong's waist and poked hard my waist.If I would, I would snort in disdain: Your circle is really chaotic.

Seeing that I was silent, my cousin raised his voice and asked again: "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Since we got married, we have to sneak out of the palace to have a supper every night at the end of Xu hour.He suddenly mentioned this now, and I ignored him.He was also very funny, and he didn't bother me anymore, but I was bored watching the whole game.

In this training match, neither I Chao nor the Xiongnu could feel it. They kicked dizzily, and the stands were also dull. Only Gu Tinglin next door kept crying, "Guoan fool! Guoan!" Stupid!"

Because most of our national Cuju team members are from Anyi, we call it Guoan for short.It was also the first time Guoan faced the Huns head-to-head. He yelled at him all night, and stopped him under the stands after the kick, "Who are you calling an idiot! Come down!"

Gu Tinglin stiffened his neck and looked very kind, "You guys have the ability to come up!"

I went out to the Cuju team without saying a word, and Gu Tinglin instantly became an idiot.My cousin stepped forward to stop the captain of Guoan, explaining that this man had just broken up in love, so let him go. Of course, this kind of reason is not acceptable. Seeing that Guoan was about to riot, my cousin told me to call the Imperial Forest Army.

"What kind of thing is this, let the Huns see our shortcomings?" I glanced at Gu Tinglin, "Isn't it over after handing him over and apologizing?" Shi Balong secretly compared him, "The Cuju team Men who come from dragons, spirits and tigers will not refuse, if a young man from the south of the Yangtze River like Gu Tinglin falls into their hands, no matter what form he takes, he will always be torn apart and eaten."

Fuck, I don't watch Zhongyuan football, I don't know!

Now my cousin got angry, kicked the chairs away from the stands, pointed at my nose and said, "Are you finished? I ask you, are you finished? What kind of yin and yang is it? If you have something to say, feel free to say it!"

The captain of Guoan probably recognized Shi Balong and me, and hurried up to stop my cousin, "He probably just broke up in love, let him go..."

I thought they couldn't fight anymore, so I took Shi Balong back to the palace.My cousin called me twice behind the back fiercely, calling me by my first name, which made me very embarrassed. I asked the eunuch Si Li to go to Jiaofang Hall to restrain his feet, out of sight and out of mind.