The queen is my cousin

On the second day of the palace banquet, as usual, they sang operas on the stage of Taiye Pool.Seventh brother is very active, his lifelong dream is to be a great actor, so Gewei let him enter the palace with dan role makeup.This is the first time I've had a frontal impact, and I'm fucking sick.Who the hell has seen the sad Tsing Yi Dan who is eight feet tall, who the **** wants to see!And his pair of size 42 embroidered shoes that make the Weaving Bureau unique, can be used as a bed for my kitty once I take them off!

Just when I thought the royal family's face was about to be lost again, when the gongs and drums sounded, a watery Tsing Yi Dan appeared on the stage instead of my seventh brother. Shi Balong sent Shi Balong to ask Seventh Brother what happened after seeing the discount.Shi Balong's eyes were shining when he came back, that's what he looked like when he found the material for writing. "Do you still remember the only official boyfriend that Lord Mingyue has ever had?"

I am very impressed with this person, "Is he here today?"

Shi Balong nodded slightly, "He wrote this play, why can't he be here?"

Although my seventh brother likes to sing dan roles, he is a straight man. For a while, I thought I would never be able to bend him for the rest of my life. Finding a boyfriend is really unthinkable.

Brother Seven's ex-boyfriend was surnamed Guan, and he compiled many famous scripts. Even though I was in the palace, I had heard of his name.Qi Ge approached him six months ago disguised as a woman, and broke up with him three months ago.During that time, Seventh Brother was very depressed, because the great god in his mind was not what he imagined at all.Because Mr. Guan wrote scripts in a small room all year round, he was hunched over, highly myopic, weak in body, and extremely bored.

"But that's not the case, and he won't get along with me." Seventh brother always said that at that time, and then went to Ma Yinglong to get medicine.We always thought it was a medicine for clearing fire and improving eyesight, but we didn't know it was used to cause blindness until they broke up.Actually, I don't think it's necessary. If you can always think that Seventh Brother is a woman, you're not far from being blind.

But what really discourages Seventh Brother is not his imperfection, but his lack of care.After Seventh Brother broke up tragically, the guy surnamed Guan had this conversation with someone else:

"Since you broke up, you only know how to write hard all day long."

"Ah! Really?! Have I broken up already!"

"...It's been three months since we broke up!"

"Ah! Really?! Please tell me how to get my girlfriend back!"

"...Your ex was a man!"

"Ah! Really?!"

Shi Balong said one word at the time, which highly summed up our views on Seventh Brother's boyfriend: "Scum!"

This time, Seventh Brother met someone named Guan, and he only said one word to Seventh Brother today: Who are you.

"Scum." Shi Balong concluded. "The Seventh Prince is still sad and depressed."

I narrowed my eyes, "Looks like I'm going to give Gewei a cross in making my husband happy."

When we went backstage, we accidentally ran into my cousin and the green tea whore in the corner of the water pavilion stage.They were sitting on the edge of the rockery, Shi Balong took a look at me, and pulled me into the rockery to eavesdrop on their conversation.

"Tinglin, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why hang on a tree." I heard my cousin's dry voice.

"In Zao, I should have found a man. Why do I always want to save my wife's money! Now I feel like I have been studying hard for ten years. When I arrived at the examination room, I realized that I should take the Jinshi instead of Mingjing Section! I entered the wrong line!"

"But the Seventh Prince has changed his mind. If you continue to entangle with him, there will be no result."

"What are you going to do with the result? I just want a vigorous romance! When I close my eyes now, I can see the bright white tiger teeth he brushed with black toothpaste, and the faint scent of apples on my body..." The green tea bitch said emotionally, "I just want to find him Ask clearly!"

"and then?"

The green tea bitch was discouraged: "Hey, could it be that I was hit by the lone star of the evil spirit, Hongluan Wumov..."

"Not necessarily."

"Why did Zazao say that?"

"Isn't there someone who is right with you right now? To be honest, this person has been in love with you for a long time..."

I rushed out of the rockery and walked out of the theater in a threatening manner, standing by the Taiye pool and splashing the glazed tiles in the water.Shi Balong rushed to my side, "Your Majesty, there is no grass anywhere in the world, so why hang yourself on a tree."

"I didn't hang myself." I heheed twice, "I have to cut them all down! Bullying the king and committing crimes is tolerable, whether it be Seventh Brother and Gewei, or Gu Tinglin and Yu Zazao , watch me kill two birds with one stone!"

"Slightly shameless."

"I am a man who is carrying a lot of sins, but I want to go forward!"

I immediately returned to the backstage of the waterside pavilion.Seventh Brother sat in front of the makeup mirror in a daze, with a gloomy expression.I caressed his back, "We don't want this kind of scum. There are still many people who like you. ... By the way, where is Gewei?"

"She was watching a play downstairs. Before she came, she bought two big bags of sunflower seeds, and was going to chew them in the stands. She probably wouldn't come up until she finished eating them."

"Tsk tsk, this daughter-in-law."

Seventh Brother looked dejected.

"But someone misses you, just like you miss Guan. I think he will come to you soon. Can you be gentle with him?"

Brother Qi asked who it was, and I told him it was Gu Tinglin.My seventh brother showed the mood of reminiscence, I think there is something to play. "In a moment he will come to ask you the most important question in your life. No matter what he asks, you have to answer it quickly. I love you."

"It's a lie... to say that the most important question should not be to be or not to be, that is the real question."

I took a deep breath, "Seventh brother, the person who gets dumped feels very sad, you know that, can't you comfort him gently? He loves you so much..."

Because of my entanglement, Seventh Brother quickly forgot about the scumbag with his ex-boyfriend, and now he was pacing up and down the backstage irritably, "Ting Lin and I are... roommates, not particularly suitable If you want to say that he likes me, I don't see it at all. What are you doing, I don't see it at all."

"How many people love so deeply but are so inappropriate!"

The stairs in the speaking room creaked, and my cousin whispered comforting Gu Tinglin from below. There was only one staircase on the stage, and I couldn’t walk even if I wanted to, so I had to pretend to be a warm spring breeze to condolence to the actors who had just stepped down.My cousin was obviously taken aback when he saw me, and then pushed Gu Tinglin behind, as if he was guiding the chick to learn how to fly, then walked to me with a straight face, and pushed Shi Balong away calmly.

I was upset when I saw him, so I went to talk to someone else, but when I didn't look at him, my back felt chilly.I really hate him to death, I don't even have to look at him as an enemy, he's making an inch of it.

Out of the corner of his eye, Gu Tinglin grabbed Seventh Brother's sleeve, "Li Mingyue, I have one last question for you."

"I loved it." My seventh brother hurriedly replied.

Gu Tinglin smiled like a spring, and his eyes were red again. "Actually, what I want to ask is... can the money I owe you be forgiven..."

There was silence at the backstage of the waterside pavilion, and everyone turned their attention to the stairs.

Gewei was stuck in place like a wooden man, but now he turned his head and left.Seventh Brother yelled badly, pushed Gu Tinglin away and chased after him.Everyone looked at the rest of Gu Tinglin together.This person has stage phobia, and his hands and feet are uncoordinated under the watchful eyes of the public. Probably there is only one question left in his mind: to chase, or not to chase.Just watch him go around in circles, pacing back and forth, with hands and feet, and finally he awkwardly bumped into the stairs and fell headlong.My cousin patted Shi Balong on the shoulder, "Grandpa Shi, go and see how Gu Shilang is doing. If it doesn't work, take him to Doctor Ma to have a look. Remember to be gentle, he just suffered a love injury."

Shi Balong walked away with a pale face covering his shoulders.

On the stage, Yiyi babbled and sang the play, but the play in the backstage was over.I straightened my collar and wanted to leave, but my cousin always blocked my way, the kind where he deliberately blocked me wherever I went, face to face.I'm not sure if this is a child playing, because his face is paralyzed all the year round, but I just know that now I really don't want to talk to him or look at him, so I pushed him away and went downstairs.My cousin followed me slowly.

When passing by the rockery downstairs, Seventh Brother and Ge Wei were already hugging each other to watch the snow.Nima's speed made me feel strongly that my seventh brother is the winner in life.Cousin dragged me into the rockery and eavesdropped on Seventh Brother and Gewei just like Shi Balong and I eavesdropped on them just now.

"Gewei, listen to my explanation! Everything was arranged by the emperor! He hoped that I would lie to comfort Xiao Gu and cheer him up!" My seventh brother balabalabala confessed everything to me.

Gewei looked at the Taiye Pond, looked at him discouragedly, and said in a British voice with a strong Chu accent: "Sheissosweet...Huang Sang is a good boy."

"Why'she'?" I secretly asked my cousin, who looked at me sympathetically.

Seventh Brother was overjoyed: "Gewei, so... you are not angry anymore?"

Ge Wei threw the tile into the water in frustration, and the tile quickly flew across the water, and finally rushed to the opposite bank and hit the opposite stage, causing chaos, "...I'm just embarrassed to be at the scene of your termination."

"Youaresosweet..." Seventh Brother was about to cry.

"Because I'm afraid I won't be able to control that bitch's neck." Ge Wei made a awkward posture and said that his vocal cords were going to be torn in the end.

"..."

"I'm worried that Gu Tinglin might ruin our wedding."

Seventh Brother breathed a sigh of relief: "You don't have to worry about him ruining our marriage..."

"How much do you want me to have a grand wedding! Ten miles of red makeup, tied dozens of cattle and sheep, singing and dancing to the Mingyue Palace, knocking off the heads of the cattle and sheep with a shovel, feasting on the beef and mutton For the guests, pour gold and silver on the horns of cattle and sheep, and make specimens and place them in our new house forever... Their eyeballs are all turquoise. Whoever bullies our palace behind the back, black tears of blood will flow from the eyes of the cattle and sheep, we pack this as a gift for them, guess what will happen to them? You must not guess, their whole family will die of blood lysis, death In the end, there is only one piece of skin left." Ge Wei kissed Brother Seven on the lips. "Don't be disturbed by Gu Tinglin."

"Youaresosweet... Gu Tinglin must not dare to disturb you."

I clearly saw my seventh brother's cold hair standing on end and piercing the royal robe.