Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

This thing is really embarrassing.

Lu Shaoyan doubted that Meng Xiaochun was actually embarrassed, but he couldn't see it because of his facial paralysis. He was afraid that he would take the opportunity to take the responsibility and let himself buy it in the future, so he quickly argued: "This, this, this is your job. Work...work tools, why should I buy them?"

"Hospitals won't allow doctors to buy their own medical equipment to go to work." Meng Xiaochun was more justified than him, "Besides, this is not my necessity, so I don't need it."

Lu Shaoyan became anxious immediately, and became angry from embarrassment: "If you don't use it, you don't use it at all! I'll fire you directly! And! I won't reimburse you for this thing! But you have to buy it and use it, and you have to buy it yourself! I don't purchase!"

As soon as she heard that she was going to be fired, the snake spirit immediately confessed: "I will buy it, but I won't reimburse you."

Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief, felt free to show kindness, and pointed out: "You can shop online, it will definitely be cheaper. The main reason is that it doesn't have to be embarrassing... Many of these stores are packed in privacy, and you can't tell what it is. "

"Have you bought it?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"You just bought it! It's Gou—the shopping website said."

After all, Lu Shaoyan came back, but he started to worry about Gou Yi again: that picky man even wants Gou Yi to buy this!What kind of Gu did Gou Yi play? !

Meng Xiaochun said lightly, "I'm not embarrassed."

Lu Shaoyan said firmly: "That's because you are abnormal! Normal people are embarrassed!"

The snake spirit doesn't understand the subtle virtues of human beings, but it's not that it doesn't understand at all. At least it didn't just yell like that, but suddenly approached Lu Shaoyan and whispered shameless words in his ear with a voice that the people passing by could not hear : "I don't think it's embarrassing to make | love with you."

The distance was too close, and the air of speaking got into Lu Shaoyan's ear canal, causing him to go numb all over. This feeling was weird. After recovering, he quickly pushed Meng Xiaochun away: "You are really abnormal. You are not embarrassed, I am embarrassed!"

People around looked back at them.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly pulled him to a quieter corner, and lowered his voice to teach him the logic of a normal person: "You... don't you all know what we two are?"

Meng Xiaochun asked: "So?"

"So... so others will know!" Lu Shaoyan stamped his feet anxiously.

"I don't care." Meng Xiaochun said.

Of course you don't care!What do you mean by a snake spirit!

"I don't care!" Lu Shaoyan said seriously, "Anyway, it is not allowed to buy directly in the future, only online shopping is allowed, otherwise you have to go to a place far away from the school to buy."

Meng Xiaochun responded coldly, changed the covered bag into his other hand, and handed the remaining bag in front of Lu Shaoyan: "This bag is for you, only the medicine is prepared, and each bag is soaked directly. You can also boil it, and replace it with a new one after three times.”

Lu Shaoyan looked at him in the bag, and said suspiciously: "It's nothing to be courteous, it's either rape or stealing, don't tell me, you just bought the medicine at [-], and you sold it to me for [-]. Young people, don't be too eager for quick success , put a long line and catch big fish."

Meng Xiaochun said: "The medicine is free, nourishes the essence and kidney." After a pause, he repeated Lu Shaoyan's words, "Put a long line and catch big fish."

"..." Lu Shaoyan, "Ahhhhhh!"

Meng Xiaochun did it on purpose!

Meng Xiaochun looked coldly at Lu Shaoyan screaming with his mouth wide open, then suddenly turned around and walked to the pharmacy again.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly followed, and nervously said: "What do you want to buy again? I warn you not to buy randomly! Now you are tied to me, and it will be embarrassing for you to buy things indiscriminately!"

Meng Xiaochun ignored him, went into the store and said to the staff: "Phellodendron, coptis, and raw rhubarb, one or two each."

"What's this for?" Lu Shaoyan asked warily.

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him, and another staff member who was idle at the side replied: "It clears away the heat."

Lu Shaoyan thought about it for a while, felt relieved, and realized.He opened his mouth when he barked just now, probably Meng Xiaochun saw the coating on his tongue.It is said that if you get angry, you can do whatever you want.

It's all here, he said to the staff member who spoke, "Show me."

After finishing speaking, she opened her mouth "ah" and stuck out her tongue for others to see.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Meng Xiaochun covered his open mouth with a slap.

Cover tightly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Meng Xiaochun ignored the idiot, continued to cover his mouth, operated the QR code to pay with one hand, picked up the newly packed medicine, pushed the person out of the store, and then let go.

"Why are you so crazy?" Lu Shaoyan asked angrily.

"Traditional Chinese medicine cannot consult two people at the same time." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Why?" Lu Shaoyan asked in surprise.

"It's a question about the previous person." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Huh? What are you talking about? I'll let someone show it to me." Lu Shaoyan curled his lips, "And I didn't decide that you are my doctor."

Meng Xiaochun said calmly, "I'm right next to you. If you don't let me be your doctor, you're questioning my ability."

"I'm just questioning you! It's nonsense that I'm questioning you now, just to sell me more projects!" Lu Shaoyan was almost speechless, "You are really... well, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about it. Anyway I don't want you to see a doctor for me."

"I've finished watching." Meng Xiaochun said, "Except for the temporary exhaustion of energy, you are very healthy."

"I told you not to mention that!" Lu Shaoyan gave him a hard look, and then asked, "Then why are you still buying me medicine for clearing away heat and reducing fire? Am I getting angry?"

"It's not for you." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Who is that for? It's not for you, is it? With your cold-blooded appearance, no one can get angry with you." Lu Shaoyan snorted coldly.

"I brought it to someone." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh." Lu Shaoyan really didn't want to stay with this weird guy anymore, "Are you okay? I'm going back to the dormitory!"

……

Lu Shaoyan completely forgot about the unpleasantness of arguing with the audience. He only remembered the excitement of watching the backstage income. He contacted K as soon as he returned to the dormitory after dinner.

One is to explain that it wasn’t Lu Shaoyan who lied to him before because...uh, there’s actually no particular reason, it’s just because K refused to expose his vest. He felt that it was boring for him to unilaterally reveal it out of nowhere, and today he just let it be

One is to transfer 1/3 to K after withdrawal

One is to invite K to continue playing games live with him, and the money will be shared equally in the future.

K quickly replied to him: No, my girlfriend knows it, so I won't let it.

Lu Shaoyan suddenly remembered that he had a girlfriend, and his enthusiasm disappeared immediately. He grabbed his phone and typed and deleted, typing and deleting, and it took him a long time to send a sentence: oh oh.

K: I can continue to play with you in private

Lu.: oh oh

Lu.: I went to take a shower, I went to bed after washing, I have morning class tomorrow

K: um

Lu Shaoyan lay on the table in a daze for a long time, until Gou Yi came out of the shower to see him like this, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, boring." Lu Shaoyan said lazily.

"It's boring, you live broadcast." Gou Yi said.

"There's nothing to broadcast, K said his girlfriend won't let him play with me." Lu Shaoyan fiddled with the phone with his fingers, with the baby's sadness written all over his face.

Gou Yi leaned over and looked at the chat he had just had with K: "They didn't say that girlfriends are not allowed to play with you, but they are not allowed to broadcast live."

"Do you know what Yiye Zhiqiu is?" Lu Shaoyan analyzed clearly, "The live broadcast did not require him to show his face, his vest was not exposed, his voice was not used, and he was paid for it. His girlfriend did not agree. He had to do it in private. Only then can he secretly take me to play, then his girlfriend must have a problem with me, and it is simply to tell him not to play with me."

He leaned back decadently, put the phone upside down on the table, and looked down at the pattern on the case: "Maybe she watched the live broadcast, some bullet screens are messy... She is afraid that I will seduce her boyfriend."

Gou Yi frowned slightly: "I wouldn't think of this, would I? Are you okay, Young Master Lu? Why do you suddenly think so?"

Because I just snatched the person Qi Anyuan likes not long ago...

Lu Shaoyan sighed, got up and said, "Forget it, don't talk about it, I'm going to take a shower."

While taking a bath, Lu Shaoyan looked at the mirror in the bathroom for a long time, and sighed heavily.

There are so many traces, I don't know when they will disappear.Fortunately, they were all covered by clothes, otherwise he would really be ashamed to face others.

That fellow Meng Xiaochun must have done it on purpose to take revenge!

But Meng Xiaochun cannot be blamed, it is he who insists on forcing her into prostitution!He is the worst!

... I heard that girls have a particularly accurate sixth sense. Maybe it's K's girlfriend who can sense that he just fucked someone else's sweetheart through the network cable.

In her eyes, he must be a very bad person, a third party who steals love.

Of course, people are right to think so.

……

After that night, Lu Shaoyan never talked to K again.

K asked him if he wanted to play games the next day, but he didn't answer.

Then, I don't know if K understood what he meant, but he never sent any more messages.

Lu Shaoyan hesitated for a few days, and finally made up his mind at noon on Friday. He advanced the money to transfer K's share, and then deleted him from the friend list of each platform one by one.

He thought about it seriously, and realized later that he should have a good impression of K in that way.Not a lot, but... But if there was none, then during the live broadcast that day, K's words would not have disturbed his heartbeat.

That's really all there is to it.

It's a special situation with Meng Xiaochun, if you want to get revenge on Qi Anyuan's family of evil spirits, you have to turn yourself into an evil spirit first!

Unexpectedly, it really made K's words come true: he died after seeing the light.

If I don't blow up my identity to broadcast K live, K and K's girlfriend will not know that I am Lu Shaoyan, and I will not know that K has a girlfriend...

But if you don't know it all the time, it seems that things will get worse...

Forget it, it's all nonsense now.

Lu Shaoyan, who lost his blue-faced confidant, fell into deep sorrow.

At this time, his stepfather sent him a message, asking if he had anything to do tonight. The family of four had a light meal. It had been a long time since we had a gathering. It would be fine to pick him up by car or find a place to eat near his school. follow him.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Really would rather starve to death than eat this meal.

But people are kind and warm, Lu Shaoyan can't help but know good from bad.

He knew that Zhou Tian had been earnestly connecting with him... But the problem is, if there is no relationship, there is nothing!

Lu Shaoyan struggled for a long time, and reluctantly replied: Okay, no need to answer, send me the address, and I will go there by myself.

Alas, some entertainment is always to be entertained.

He Lu Shao has a clear love and hate in his life, and he is kind to YUXI.The grievances are also clear, it is really unreasonable not to give Zhou Tian face.

Zhou Tian sent the name of the restaurant, and then sent an emoji package made by a netizen he picked up from elsewhere: "Zhou Tian is waiting for you here wink.gif"

Xiao Yan: ...

Zhou Tian: Hahahaha, although I am too old for you, maybe because of work, I often deal with young people, and my mentality is also very young, there is no generation gap [hee hee]