Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the relationship between the two of us can be maintained as it is now!There is really no need to keep zooming in!

Lu Shaoyan held his head in annoyance and scratched it wildly, but he still had to reply calmly after scratching.

Xiao Yan: Uh, don't say that, you are not very old, you look younger than your age.

This is a polite statement, but it is also true.

Zhou Tian is a movie king, and he is an "idol power faction". Simply put, he is handsome, from young handsome to middle-aged.

When he was young, he was a very standard sunny school girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The opportunity for his debut was that his university teacher strongly recommended him to a distant relative who was a commercial director.

As soon as the commercial was aired, within a few days, a TV director came to the school himself and invited him to be the male lead in an idol drama.Later, that drama became popular all over the country, and it can be called the originator of mainland idol dramas.

That drama opened Zhou Tian's door to the film and television industry.

He is tall, with a very orthodox handsome appearance, talented in acting, easy to get along with, and he is in the golden age of outstanding film and television creations, so he does not have to worry about not having good scenes.Later, the movie was made very logically, and the good book was also soft when it was received.

Zhou Tian's acting career has been smooth sailing, he hasn't experienced any hardships, he usually pays attention to maintenance, and he is open-minded. Now in his 40s, he looks younger than many amateurs in their thirties who are struggling to work.

Zhou Tian: Hahahaha thank you

Zhou Tian: Really don’t want to answer?

Xiaoyan: no

Zhou Tian: Okay, then you should be careful on the way here [Bixin]

Xiaoyan: Yes

Ahhhhh!Do not post again!I don't know why!How embarrassing!Why compare your heart!So gross!Mom, you look serious, do you like this type of man? !Are you boring? !

Lu Shaoyan's prayer worked, Zhou Tian sent a sentence "The director called me, let's not talk about it, see you tonight", he quickly replied "Okay, see you tonight", and finally there was no need to chat awkwardly.

But thinking about the embarrassment of eating for an hour or two at night... Lu Shaoyan grabbed his hair and fell into despair.He couldn't care less about upset K now.

When the time comes, it's embarrassing to chat awkwardly, but if you don't chat, it's also embarrassing. He can only sit there and watch the three of them interact with each other in a special tacit and harmonious way, with their own enchantment...

Got it!

Lu Shaoyan, who was driven to the end of the road, was suddenly blessed, and quickly sent a message to Meng Xiaochun: Are you okay tonight?My mother asks me for dinner, you go with me!

After a while, Meng Xiaochun replied: five hundred

Lu Shaoyan: ...

Lu Shaoyan: If I remember correctly, leaving school is 50!Don't sit on the ground and raise the price!Is there any spirit of contract!Do you think that I can fool me if I don’t remember!

Lu Shaoyan: [Do you think people are fools if you don’t get angry.jpg]

Meng Xiaochun: The charges for accompanying shopping and entertainment are different

Lu Shaoyan: You only need three hundred for one call!Tell you to go out to eat, you 500?

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Lu Shaoyan: Okay, okay!

Lu Shaoyan: By the way, are other entertainments also 500?Like going to a party or something

Meng Xiaochun: Yes

Lu Shaoyan: Make up and take care of yourself?

Meng Xiaochun: Reimbursement

Sorry!One is worse than the other!Are there any normal people in this world? !

Lu Shaoyan sighed heavily.

……

In the past, Lu Shaoyan had a firm grasp of Meng Xiaochun's schedule (without special circumstances) in order to squat.For example, Meng Xiaochun's class lasts until five o'clock on Friday afternoon, and the place is in a certain experimental classroom.But usually Meng Xiaochun and some of his classmates would stay after class, and they had to lock the door before leaving at six o'clock.

Lu Shaoyan's Friday afternoon classes are gone after three o'clock, but he has club activities, which usually last until 06:30.

But there was a temporary situation today, and the club activities ended at five o'clock.

Because it was still early in Meng Xiaochun's place, Lu Shaoyan was not in a hurry, he wandered to the experimental classroom and bought a bag of white peach ice hockey on the way.tasty.White peach flavor yyds!

Unexpectedly, he arrived at the experimental classroom at 05:30 chewing the ice hockey, and looked in through the window for a long time, but couldn't find Meng Xiaochun.

He was wondering if he had gone to the bathroom when Gu Er came out of the classroom.

Looking at each other, Gu You smiled at Lu Shaoyan, pretending that the past never happened, and asked, "Are you looking for Xiaochun?"

"En." Lu Shaoyan responded.

"Didn't he tell you? He left early. He didn't know what happened, so he left in a hurry after class. It's rare to see him like this." Gu Er said.

"Oh. Then I'll call him and ask him. Thank you."

After Lu Shaoyan said that, he went a little farther to make a phone call, so as not to disturb the people who were doing research seriously in the classroom.

Gu Er was about to leave, but after thinking about it, he stood there and pretended to reply to the message, but actually eavesdropped on Lu Shaoyan's phone call.

Meng Xiaochun quickly answered, "Yes."

"Hmm, what? What about you? Your classmate said you left in a hurry after class, what's the matter?" Lu Shaoyan was worried that something happened to Meng Xiaochun's grandma.

Meng Xiaochun didn't ask him why he ended the club activities so early today, but said, "Go back to the dormitory and take a shower."

"Oh... Actually, it's okay, just eat casually, don't need to take a shower, I don't even bother to wash." Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun said concisely: "Salary increase."

The word "get out" rolled on the tip of Lu Shaoyan's tongue for about ten seconds, he swallowed it silently, sighed, losing his temper: "I'm too lazy to go back, I'll wait for you at the south gate, you Come over when you're done."

"Ah."

……

Lu Shaoyan was bored waiting outside the south gate, bought another bag of white peach ice hockey, sat on a chair at the bus station and ate it slowly, watching the traffic coming and going.

When Meng Xiaochun came over, Lu Shaoyan hadn't finished eating the ice hockey.He has a spirit of sharing and held the bag in front of Meng Xiaochun. He strongly recommends to try it.

Meng Xiaochun said, "My hands are dirty."

"Didn't you just take a bath? The kid is dirty just after taking a bath." Lu Shaoyan said with disgust, and squeezed the ice hockey for him with his own hands, "Open your mouth, hello... lower your head!"

It is so tall in human form, wouldn't it be very long in snake form?It didn't look like an ordinary snake, maybe a boa constrictor.

This inexplicable idea suddenly popped up in Lu Shaoyan's head.

Meng Shejing didn't know that he had been reduced to a python at this moment, he bowed his head obediently, and successfully ate the ice puck.

"Is it delicious?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Ah."

"Then you eat the rest, my stomach is already starting to feel uncomfortable... Sure enough, I still can't eat two bags at a time." Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

"My hands are dirty." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, I know! I'll feed you!"

It is the time when there are many people at the bus station, almost all of them are classmates, everyone seems to be keeping their eyes on each other, and their ears are almost super-evolved!

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMeng Xiaochun, He De He Neng... Ah, no, it was Lu Shaoyan, He De He Neng...

But instead of feeding Meng Xiaochun ice hockey, at this moment they want to be fed ice hockey by Lu Shaoyan!Then it's still Meng Xiaochun's virtue and ability!

But take a closer look, Lu Shaoyan is also very virtuous and capable!Woo!The dumped man in the post is right, once Gao Lengnan is successfully captured, he will really only see him alone!

After feeding the ice hockey, when Lu Shaoyan went to the trash can not far away to throw the bag, he realized something was wrong... Although everyone seemed to really not look at him on the surface, but, it was still very subtle!Usually the bus station is not so quiet!

He hurriedly dragged Meng Xiaochun farther away to take a taxi.

The students on the top of the CP: oh oh oh, hold hands, hold hands! ! !

……

When the car came, Lu Shaoyan hurriedly opened the rear door, got in first, then looked down at his hands, and Meng Xiaochun who came in disgustedly said: "Forget that your hands are dirty, so I got dirty too."

Although he didn't see where it was dirty, he couldn't tell if Meng Xiaochun had been infected with some bacteria invisible to the naked eye...

"Did you go to the bathroom without washing your hands?!" Lu Shaoyan asked in shock and fear.

"No." Meng Xiaochun denied.

"Then what did you do to get your hands dirty?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Nothing was done.But of course you can't say that, Meng Xiaochun said perfunctorily: "Help people move things."

Lu Shaoyan looked him in the eyes, and suddenly became angry: "You must have not washed your hands in the toilet! You are so dirty!"

How could the cold-blooded python spirit help others move things?Not to mention that the sun came out from the west, even if it fell from the sky, such a thing would not happen!

From this, the famous detective Xiaolu Shao Yansang deduced that it must be a lie!Why lie?Because the truth is ugly!

Meng Xiaochun immediately figured out the brain circuit of this idiot, and was quite speechless, so he took out a disinfectant wet tissue from his pocket and wiped his hands for him.

Lu Shaoyan quickly took it apart and wiped his hands carefully. He felt something was wrong after wiping, and asked, "Why didn't you just wipe it yourself?"

Meng Xiaochun said expressionlessly, "Because I'm so dirty."

Although it seems that this guy is trying to be unconvinced and playful, the logic does make sense.Lu Shaoyan snorted, and Yin Yang went back: "You just need to know it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't want to talk to this guy any more, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the car window on his side, looked at it, and suddenly lowered his eyes slightly, feeling lonely.

Inexplicably, he thought of his first love, K...

Once, he asked K to send him a voice, and K said: I hate making voices to death.

... No, the boa constrictor can't be compared with K!

K is such a good person, he just declined to speak in such a cute and joking tone with high EQ, and the boa constrictor is purely yin and yang!

There was silence in the carriage for a long while. Seeing that the two of them were silent, the driver turned on the radio, and the music streamed out: "Bai Yueguang, somewhere in my heart..."

Lu Shaoyan was about to cry!

K is the white moonlight that he has no destiny in this life!

Meng Xiaochun looked at the car window on his side, saw Lu Shaoyan's sad look with slumped shoulders reflected in the glass, and guessed what was going on.

"Turn off the song." Meng Xiaochun said to the driver.

The music stopped abruptly, and the tears that were about to flow stopped suddenly.There is no such atmosphere.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He gritted his molars hard, bowed his head to buy realgar wine online.If the realgar wine doesn't work, he will report it to the temple!

The author has something to say:

Young Master Lu: Meng Xiaochun must drink this bottle of realgar wine today!

Gou Yi: Young Master Lu, I think...

Young Master Lu: Shut up!I have a hunch, this time I will definitely win!

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