Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

K's launch turned the tide.

Lu Shaoyan cooperated with him in the battle, and indeed they were triumphant all the way.

Although K is always busy saving Lu Shaoyan, who is both disheveled and reckless, 99+(-5)=94 is enough.

After playing for more than an hour, while waiting for a new game, Lu Shaoyan remembered to raise his eyes to count the audience in the upper left corner while drinking water, and his eyes, which were already big, became even bigger.

"There are so many people!" Lu Shaoyan said in surprise.

The audience answered the call in the bullet screen and told him that the live broadcast room had just been recommended on the home page of the game section.

"Thank you everyone, thank you everyone." Lu Shaoyan thanked a series of thanks, and then saw a barrage asking where K's personal live broadcast room is, and if it is the vest of some great god.

Lu Shaoyan was about to say "no", when he suddenly realized that he really didn't have the right to speak because he didn't know much about K's real identity, so he blinked and took this opportunity to say something.

After the start of a new round, Lu Shaoyan couldn't do two things at once, so he found a place to gouhao first, and then turned on the microphone and asked K: "Just now, the barrage asked if you have a personal live broadcast room, is it the vest number of the Great God? Yeah?"

K quickly typed a reply: amateur.

Then the barrage began to encourage K to open his own live broadcast room, and some small up masters and guilds in the game area invited K to cooperate with them.

When Lu Shaoyan saw it, he was upset, and said, "Can't he just play in my live broadcast room? Don't hook up with him behind my back...you can't even do it in front of me!"

Some people are famous for watching the technical flow, and they don't like Lu Shaoyan's face, and even feel a little disgusted with him, so they start to yin and yang, and Lu Shaoyan will only hinder K's performance. It was ruined by this group of guys with bad technology and only messing around.

Lu Shaoyan quarreled with the barrage on the spot: "What edge did I rub against? Can I choose the area strictly according to the regulations? I didn't choose the game area when I was chatting and exercising just now. I only switched to the game area when I was playing games. What’s wrong with the food? You can’t play games with food? Your game is so expensive? I’ll play it, you have the ability to get the game company to block my account! If you don’t like to watch food, don’t click in, if you don’t like it I clicked out when I saw you, and confiscated your money, are you crazy?"

Then he received a pop-up warning, telling him not to scold the audience, and forcibly closing his live broadcast room for three violations.

Lu Shaoyan immediately chatted privately with the little housekeeper who sent him the pop-up window: They scolded me, did you block their account?

Little Butler: They didn't trigger prohibited words

Lu Shaoyan: Okay, I understand, I don’t need to trigger prohibited words, is that what you mean?

Little Butler: Not really...don’t confront the audience [laughs cry] Just pretend you didn’t see it, those situations are very common~ Is this your first live broadcast?

Lu Shaoyan: Are you a girl?

Butler: Yes, what's the matter?

Lu Shaoyan: Nothing

Lu Shaoyan: Well, I pretend I didn’t see it

Lu Shaoyan: But if they trigger prohibited words, you also have to ban them

Little Butler: Yes, the platform has relevant regulations

Lu Shaoyan: OK

Looking away from the private chat box, Lu Shaoyan's mood has calmed down a bit, and he was planning to tolerantly ignore those silly x barrages who came to provoke trouble, but found that the barrage was not right, and he actually started talking about his and K's CP .

He followed the bullet screen and looked into the in-game dialog in puzzlement. K had just spoken.

K: Never mind the barrage

K: I will not open another live broadcast room

K: Without you I wouldn't come to do this kind of boring thing

Lu Shaoyan was stunned, staring at the last sentence for a long time, his heart beat so fast... Only a little bit!real!There's only one... Forget it, it's more than one...

[Fuck?Blushed? ! 】

[Don't tell me that it's real? 】

[The game area is really screwed to death by you [speechless]]

[Let’s break up, the previous couple deliberately sold rot to gain popularity, I said at that time that there must be something to learn]

[That's still different, that pair is nothing more than a joint hype between two very poor skills, but K is different, he doesn't have to do that at all]

……

Lu Shaoyan came back to his senses, and was about to say something when K spoke again.

K: After this game, I will play, and I will pick up my girlfriend for dinner

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

When did K have a girlfriend? !He doesn't even know!

Of course, it's normal for him not to know... He doesn't even know whether K is a man or a woman.

No, it's definitely a man now.

No, think about it, still not sure.

Lu Shaoyan became confused, stared at K on the screen in a daze, and forgot to operate.

As a result, one's own side won this round more smoothly and faster than before.

As soon as it was over, K really quit the team and went offline.

Barrage

【...I cpbe really fast】

[The slap in the face of the rotten person is really fast hahahahaha]

【But the host just...】

【K's words are indeed a bit ambiguous】

[The rotten eye is just looking at the human base. Is there a possibility that the straight man didn't think too much about what he said? It really meant the literal meaning: if it wasn't for Yu Xi.I'm too lazy to come here to support my brother]

[srds, the anchor doesn't look like a brother hhh]

[My cp is resurrected again, even though it is a straight sadomasochism]

【Isn't that still be】

Seeing that the barrage was getting more and more chaotic, Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't blush at all just now, you talk nonsense. I and K are friends. I was just... just moved by his loyalty! You guys Think about it, he is so popular now, he will never leave me, come out to mess around, what he wants is a word of righteousness!"

Barrage

【Baby, promise my sister, don't talk so socially, it doesn't match your appearance [Rose]】

[How should I put it... It's really impossible for the anchor to be tempted by K, I can guarantee it]

[What does the barrage above mean? 】

[I am a classmate of the anchor, and the anchor also has a partner, and he managed to catch up with him.I won't talk about the details, anyway, the host is very good, a beautiful woman, and a top student. 】

[Sister Yu x Little White Rabbit, I can]

【People didn't say it was Yujie】

【I realized】

【I also realized】

[Shut q, sister cp is be again]

【Your cp has never had a he...】

Lu Shaoyan was very upset, glanced at the time, and simply ran away: "I have to eat at this time, come here first, let's go."

After finishing speaking, he stopped watching the barrage, closed the live broadcast room, didn't bother to read the private messages in the background, swiped the income just now, took a breath, and called Gou Yi and Hu Peng next to him to watch: "One million... Groove! Just this moment, more than 3?"

Gou Yi said: "If you don't quarrel with others, I guess there will be more."

Lu Shaoyan pretended not to hear: "Tsk tsk tsk... Hu Peng, wait for me to withdraw the cash, I will give you one-third of it! I will give K the other one-third."

Hu Peng quickly shook his head: "No, I don't need it."

"As much as you want, who knows how many of them were given to you when you were exercising." Lu Shaoyan said.

The money was not a large amount, and it seemed unreasonable to push it around. Seeing what Lu Shaoyan said, Hu Peng nodded.

Lu Shaoyan turned his head to look at Gou Yi, Duan Shui said: "Don't worry, I have your share too, can I treat you to dinner with my share?"

Gou Yi gave him a thumbs up, and turned to look at Hu Peng: "You earned [-] yuan for no reason, and you want to invite me to dinner."

"Of course." Hu Peng said with a smile.

Lu Shaoyan looked at the CP he was eating with satisfaction, and said to Gou Yi, "What's so special about Hu Peng inviting you to dinner? He would be willing to invite him if he didn't earn ten thousand. If it's that picky man of yours—"

Before he finished speaking, Gou Yi ran away: "Go to the bathroom!"

"You have to break up with that picky man early when you go to the toilet! He won't treat you to dinner if he has [-] million yuan! You should wake up earlier!" Lu Shaoyan yelled at his back.

Gou Yi pretends to be deaf.

Lu Shaoyan rolled his big eyes, and glared at Hu Peng who was returning to his desk.

Hu Peng turned his back to him and saw nothing.

Day by day, one by one, I have to break this heart!Lu Shaoyan sighed deeply.

At this moment, someone knocked on the bedroom door.

Hu Peng was close to the door, went to open the door, looked into the eyes of the person who came up, froze for a moment, silently looked away, took two steps back, and said helplessly, "Master Lu, I'm looking for you."

Lu Shaoyan turned his head and saw that it was Meng Xiaochun: "Why are you here again?"

Meng Xiaochun didn't like the word "you", but naturally he wouldn't say it.

"I have an appointment to pick you up for dinner." He just said.

Lu Shaoyan: "Oh, don't tell me, I forgot. Wait a minute, turn off the computer and leave... Hu Peng, tell Gou Yi, go and eat by yourself."

When Gou Yi came out, Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun had just left.He asked Hu Peng, "Did I hear the snake spirit's voice?"

"Well, he won't eat dinner when he picks up the road." Hu Peng nodded.

"Damn it, is it true?" Gou Yi was surprised, "He even ran over to pick it up, it's not like him... Tell me, is he purely for money, or is he really fascinated by Lu Shao?"

Hu Peng thought for a while and said, "It should be easy for him to earn [-] yuan a month."

"It's hard to say, it's easy to be an Internet celebrity now, and he has experienced that before, so it's normal to have psychological shadows." Gou Yi rubbed his chin and said.

Hu Peng asked: "Does Meng Xiaochun seem to have a psychological shadow?"

Gou Yi fell silent.After a long while, he asked deeply, "Then do you think he looks like someone who will fall in love?"

Hu Peng: "..."

Gou Yi laughed, and patted Hu Peng on the shoulder: "Don't think about it, just do whatever you want, as long as Lu Shao is happy, it's okay to be idle, just play."

……

It's not very good to let Meng Xiaochun eat light meals with him all the time. (Self-proclaimed) Good boss Lu Shaoyan said as he walked, "Let's go to the cafeteria today."

Meng Xiaochun said, "I don't care."

After entering the cafeteria, Lu Shaoyan wandered around the windows, and finally bought a bowl of mung bean paste and a serving of fruit.

Meng Xiaochun didn't say anything, and went to line up to order two vegetables and one meat.

Lu Shaoyan ate and played, and finally Meng Xiaochun finished eating, and he had more than half left. He raised his eyes to see that the other party's plate was empty, so he put down his phone, finished his meal quickly, and then asked Meng Xiaochun if he was okay. He went back to the bedroom.

"Shopping." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You actually know how to buy things?" Lu Shaoyan asked in surprise.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

This was a strange question, Lu Shaoyan coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "I seem to be running out of paper in my dormitory. Are you going to the supermarket opposite the north gate?"

"Beside." Meng Xiaochun said.

"That's right, let's go together." Lu Shaoyan said.

When they got there, the two split up. Lu Shaoyan went to the supermarket to buy toilet paper and other daily necessities, and went back to the gate to wait for Meng Xiaochun.

Not long after, Meng Xiaochun came out from the pharmacy next door with two bags.

Lu Shaoyan asked smoothly, "Are you sick?"

"Bubble water to drink every day." Meng Xiaochun said lightly.

"Huh? Are you still engaged in health preservation? But it's not surprising, you learned this." Lu Shaoyan asked curiously, "What did you buy? Let me see?"

Meng Xiaochun opened the bag and showed him some very common medicinal materials, such as medlar, yam slices, processed Polygonum multiflorum, etc.

Beneath the packets, uncommonly, were several boxes of condoms.

"You you you you...you just go to buy it like this?" Lu Shaoyan stuttered, he felt embarrassed just thinking about it, Meng Xiaochun actually dared to buy it in person!

"Otherwise you buy it?" Meng Xiaochun asked back.