Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Shaoyan managed to move to the dining chair, just as he reached out, one hand was faster than him, and helped him pull the chair away, and put a cushion from the sofa.

Without this upholstery, Lu Shaoyan might just mock him as "show courteousness"

With this cushion, Lu Shaoyan burst into anger on the spot: "What do you mean?"

"Be comfortable." Meng Xiaochun said.

"If you don't get nervous, I'll be very comfortable now! It's useless for you to cry like a cat and a mouse!" Lu Shaoyan picked up the mat and threw it on him, "Get out!"

After finishing speaking, he sat down on the chair, then jumped up, leaned on the table and pouted his buttocks and yelled.

"..." Meng Xiaochun put the cushion back and pulled him to sit down.

While being pushed down, Lu Shaoyan cursed at the same time, until he sat down completely, and found that it was much more comfortable, then he shut up, and angrily took something to eat... no appetite!If it weren't for the urgent need to replenish his physical strength and recharge his batteries, he wouldn't eat it!

Meng Xiaochun sat across from him and started eating too.

In fact, the food in this hotel is not bad, but Lu Shaoyan really can't whet his appetite right now, so he put down his chopsticks after barely eating a little, went back to the bedroom slowly, climbed back on the bed, and leaned crookedly on the head of the bed , Watching a group of beauties engage in palace fights while playing with their mobile phones.

Gou Yi asked with concern where he and Meng Shejing went, and why they didn't come back all night, can't they really die?

Young Master Lu: You just died!

Gou Yi: You said you would die with the snake spirit xxoo

Young Master Lu: How do you know that I slept with him?

Lu Shaoyan regretted it after sending it, and quickly retracted it, but at the moment of retracting it, Gou Yi sent a new message.

Gou Yi: Really? !

Gou Yi: Damn it!Although I'm already mentally prepared, but... What the hell? !

Gou Yi: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, you son of a bitch! ! !

Facing the compliment with unclear meaning, Lu Shaoyan seriously thought about whether he should accept it or not.How to put it, in a sense, he thinks it is really awesome.

Lu Shao: [Sunglasses]

Gou Yi: How many times?How often?

Lu Shao: Don’t ask this kind of question, let’s get over this matter now

Gou Yi: It's impossible for you not to ask me about such a big matter

Gou Yi: How about we exchange, you can also ask me and my husband

Gou Yi: I've wanted to talk to you about this for a long time!But if you don't, I can't talk

Young Master Lu: I don't want to ask that picky man at all.

Young Master Lu: Okay, let me ask, when will you break up with Picky Man?

Gou Yi: I’ve said this many times, don’t speak ill of him anymore, you can speak ill of me

Young Master Lu: I never talked to you like that when you spoke ill of Meng Xiaochun!

Gou Yi: Are you talking to the snake spirit?

Young Master Lu: I'll just talk about the facts!

Gou Yi: Let’s not talk about it, Hu Peng is performing a one-handed handstand eating apples, I’m going to watch it

Lu Shao: The screenshot has been sent to Hu Peng

Gou Yi: Say one more word and I'll watch it.Are you coming back today?

Lu Shao: Tomorrow

Gou Yi: Seven times in one night?

Lu Shao:? ? ?

Gou Yi: Are you unable to walk now, or do you want to continue tonight?

Young Master Lu: I'll tell you if you break up with Picky Man

Gou Yi: I see Hu Peng doing handstand, 886

Lu Shaoyan felt bad when he thought of Gou Yi's picky boyfriend, so he decided to vent his anger on Meng Xiaochun, so he yelled at this guy twice, wanting to call him over to do something difficult!

But it was quiet outside, and Meng Xiaochun didn't respond at all.

Lu Shaoyan yelled again, but there was still no sign. He wondered if he was going to the bathroom, so he stopped yelling and continued watching TV.

After watching it for almost half an hour, Lu Shaoyan couldn't help but raise his voice and yelled again: "Meng Xiaochun, are you constipated? Haven't you come out yet?"

Still no response.

Lu Shaoyan noticed something was wrong, looked away from the TV, frowned deeply, thought for a while, went out with difficulty, and found that there was no one in the living room, the door of the bathroom was open, and there was no one inside. no one.

"..."

No way?No way?Can't the snake spirit just run away like this? !It's outrageous!Off the charts!

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he raised his phone and poked it vigorously, calling Meng Xiaochun.

Almost at the same moment, there was the sound of the door lock opening from the entrance, as well as the original ringtone of the phone.

Lu Shaoyan turned his head and met Meng Xiaochun's eyes who came in through the door.

Meng Xiaochun glanced at the mobile phone that Lu Shaoyan was holding, looked away, walked to the dining table next to him, put a few plastic bags on it, and then took out the mobile phone that had been ringing from his pocket to look at it.

Lu Shaoyan came back to his senses and hurriedly hung up.

Meng Xiaochun saw that it was indeed Lu Shaoyan who called. Seeing that he hung up, he put his mobile phone on the dining table, then took a few bags of fruit to the sink, picked out some, turned on the water and started washing.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned, and walked over to pick up a few bags on the dining table, which contained drinking water and some snacks.

Lu Shaoyan took out a sucking jelly, twisted the lid and asked, "You just went out to buy these? The hotel has services, so you can just ask them to deliver it? Anyway, I pay for it..."

When he said this, he realized: "That's right, I didn't pay for it. It was agreed that last night would be free! Then you should pay for the rent!"

Meng Xiaochun poured the washed grapes into the biodegradable disposable bowl he bought together, brought them to the dining table, and said calmly, "It's past eight o'clock, so it's yours."

"...Okay, if you want to count like this, count me only after eight o'clock, and divide them proportionally!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

Meng Xiaochun refused: "It will be calculated according to the check-out time."

"You!" Lu Shaoyan was so angry that his teeth were itching, "Forget about picking to death! What's wrong with the world, one picks better than the other!"

"Who?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"Gou Yi's boyfriend!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

not interested.Meng Xiaochun didn't answer the call, and went back to the sink to wash the apples.

After Lu Shaoyan ate the jelly and grapes, he looked at Meng Xiaochun's back, feeling indescribably delicate and complicated.

After Meng Xiaochun washed the apples, he took out a small fruit-cutting board and knife set from the fruit bag, disassembled them, rinsed them with water, cut the apples, changed the knife a few times for each small piece, and it was finished. Rabbit shape.

He put the reshaped apples on a plate and sent them to the dining table in front of Lu Shaoyan, turned around to clean up the countertop, everything returned to its original state, then took away the snack bag on the table, and neatly placed all the things that should be in the refrigerator , put the rest back on the table.

Lu Shaoyan watched him doing this, his mood became more and more depressed, he didn't feel like eating, put down the jelly in his hand, lowered his head, and said in a muffled voice: "Meng Xiaochun... I have something to tell you."

Meng Xiaochun closed the refrigerator door and looked back at him.

"I was the one who provoked you first last night." Lu Shaoyan looked at Apple's ear and whispered, "I can't blame you...I made it like this, and I have a big problem. It really can't, it's half of one person ,Evened out."

Meng Xiaochun asked coldly, "What exactly do you want to say?"

"Just, just...you don't have to do this, don't be afraid that I will sue you for raping|raping me." Lu Shaoyan said.

"I'm not afraid of this." Meng Xiaochun remained expressionless.

"Then...then are you afraid that I will tell Qi Anyuan?" Lu Shaoyan said here, a sour feeling suddenly surged from his heart, poured into his eyes, and the eyes became moist. Fortunately, he kept his head down, Surely Meng Xiaochun couldn't see it.

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a while, then said, "No."

This answer is too forced... Lu Shaoyan decided that he was lying again, and gave him an unhappy look.

Meng Xiaochun thought about it, and in order to prevent Lu Shaoyan from leaking, he could only tell him this: "I can tell you with certainty, I have never been in love with Qi Anyuan, never."

Lu Shaoyan looked at him suspiciously: "What do you mean..."

"You are not a third party between me and Qi Anyuan." Meng Xiaochun said.

"..."

Lu Shaoyan blinked, looked at Meng Xiaochun for a while, and realized, "You two... oh, I see, you two are still flirting."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Shaoyan asked nervously, "Is that right?"

"You must think so, I can't help it." Meng Xiaochun said indifferently.

In normal times, Lu Shaoyan would have turned back in a fit of daggers, or simply gave him a big white eye and didn't bother to say anything, but now it was different from the past, Lu Shaoyan was very disturbed, and he wanted to prove something to excuse himself.

"If you don't make it clear, I'm sure I don't know." Lu Shaoyan looked at Meng Xiaochun aggrievedly, "Could you speak more clearly."

Speak more clearly, so that you can turn your head and go to Qi Anyuan and say "Meng Xiaochun said that it has nothing to do with you, so you are with Ruan Fan"?

"Don't just look at me, talk. You can always tell the truth." Lu Shaoyan urged.

"Anyway, I'm not with Qi Anyuan, and I won't be with him. If you continue to think wildly, I can't help it." Meng Xiaochun said forcefully.

Lu Shaoyan thought about this for a long time, and figured it out: "That's right, his little third mother will definitely not agree to the two of you being together. His mother is so bad, she will do anything for money. Even if you are a woman, you will give Qi Anyuan three children in a row , His mother will not allow you to come in, your family is so poor. Besides, you are still a man. "

When he thought about it this way, he understood everything: No wonder Qi Anyuan said those words at the time, such as 'I just can't forget', 'status doesn't matter'... Ganqing is under pressure, and can only be a pair of hard-fated couples who can't be together Yuanyuan ah.

Then... If you calculate it this way, you really don't count Qi Anyuan himself.However, it did make Qi Anyuan lose his love...

pretty good!

Lu Shaoyan's blood recovered in a second, his face looked much better, and his waist straightened secretly.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Fool.

After the problem was solved, Lu Shaoyan suddenly had an appetite, and he picked up an apple and ate and chatted: "No wonder you didn't ask him to borrow money. Now this relationship is really inconvenient!"

Meng Xiaochun didn't answer the call, and sat at the table facing each other looking at his phone.

Lu Shaoyan pushed the small plate to the middle: "You eat it too, you bought it, you washed it, you cut it, I eat it alone, how embarrassing it is."

Meng Xiaochun ignored him and continued to look at his phone.

"Oh, don't be depressed, not being able to be with Qi Anyuan is not a bad thing! I told you last time that you will be torn apart by his cp fans, and he is not a good person himself. If you don't believe me, I can show you me and him He is so arrogant!" Lu Shaoyan comforted him.

Meng Xiaochun, who could not be comforted by such words at all, chose to eat grapes.

As expected, Lu Shaoyan's attention was diverted: "The grapes are so sweet, how did you choose them? Gou Yi and I always buy sour ones, and we pick the expensive ones, but they are all sour. Are you reasonable? Shouldn’t the expensive ones be all sweet ones? Are the sour ones so expensive?”

When Lu Shaoyan paused to complain about eating fruit, Meng Xiaochun asked, "Will you continue to take care of me?"

"Ah? Oh..." Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, "Then, since you're single, I'll keep wrapping it up...just treat it as charity!"

Meng Xiaochun said: "Help you choose fruit, five yuan at a time, there is no limit to the type, the number of times shall prevail."

"...Don't ask for money!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

"Isn't that the relationship we have?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then resentfully said: "That's right..."

"Ten yuan." Meng Xiaochun sat on the ground and raised the price.

The author has something to say:

Gou Yi: Why do you have a husband who wants to scold my husband for being picky?

Young Master Lu: I can't tell you!I want to go!

Gou Yi: Sorry, I really don’t understand.