Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Shaoyan held the apple in his mouth for three seconds, then increased his bite force, swallowed it hard, and waved the dragon-slaying sword: "Three yuan."

"Ten yuan, including pick-up and drop-off, I will carry the fruit, and I can accompany you to visit other stores and help you choose on the way, no extra money." Meng Xiaochun said.

Usually it takes a lot of effort to count on the guy to say something, but when it comes to charging items, it's exciting!Simply!

Lu Shaoyan slandered and settled the case: "Deal!"

Think about it and ask a few more questions: "It's not just in the school, right? For example, going to the city center, going to the mall, going to other places... It's ten yuan a time, right? There is no time limit, right?"

Fear of encountering a consumption trap.

He suddenly got excited a few days ago and went to buy a box of ice cream to eat, 22.

A box of ordinary ice cream, which is not as big as his hand, is placed in an ordinary freezer with no price tag, next to the snow lotus. The boss said 22 yuan, is this reasonable?

When he questioned, the boss plausibly said: "Isn't the milk tea you like drinking about the same price as this? Why, milk tea is inherently more expensive?"

Good question, don't ask again.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't answer this question. He even felt that what the boss said was quite reasonable. He is a person who does big things, and hoped that he would not do big things in the future.

"Leaving school for 24 years, unlimited time within [-] hours." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Do you carry all the things? For example, if you climb a mountain, you will carry my bag?" Lu Shaoyan's eyes shone with shrewdness.

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a few seconds, but did not answer right away.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said: "Every time your fare, tickets, meals, and other messy expenses, as long as you are with me, I will reimburse you for reasonable expenses! Maybe there are benefits, such as buying souvenirs What, see clothes that suit you or something, I'll buy them."

Meng Xiaochun said without hesitation, "Deal."

Lu Shaoyan immediately beamed with joy.

50 yuan, 24 hours, including things, this is too cost-effective!Go online to find a companion for at least [-] yuan, and there are only single-digit hours. It probably doesn’t include carrying things, and Meng Xiaochun doesn’t look as good as Meng Xiaochun.

Earned earned.

Alas, it can also be said that Meng Xiaochun is really in desperate need of money, and now even going to the factory to screw screws in a day can cost more than this price... Wait.

Lu Shaoyan frowned slightly, and looked at Meng Xiaochun subtly.

Meng Xiaochun didn't know where he was thinking, but he didn't take the initiative to ask, pretending he didn't see it.Anyway, Lu Shaoyan will definitely speak up.

Sure enough, Lu Shaoyan saw that Meng Xiaochun didn't ask, so he said to himself: "If you go to work in a serious way, it won't be more than this money..."

How should I put it, this is a bit of a suspicion of idleness!

Although Lu Shaoyan himself likes leisure and hates work, but he has double standards, so he has to pick and choose Meng Xiaochun.

"Other services are calculated separately, and the sum will be more than part-time jobs." Meng Xiaochun said calmly.

Yes, there is still a basic salary.Maybe, when I am happy, I will pay more benefits, and even see him perform well, and maybe give him a brand-name bag or something.That is indeed faster than working hard to get money.

But this is too much to sell one's soul... Sigh, it's all for his grandma, who is a filial grandson.

Lu Shaoyan looked at Meng Xiaochun, and the disgust in his eyes gradually turned into sympathy. After a long while, he let out a long sigh, stood up and crossed the table with his hands, patted Meng Xiaochun's shoulder, and said earnestly to him: "Then try your best to serve him well in the future." Come on, work hard, I will try to give you more benefits, maybe someday you will get a salary increase."

Meng Xiaochun looked at him straight: "Yes."

Lu Shaoyan felt a little horrified by him, pursed his lips uncomfortably, sat back angrily, and continued to eat fruit.

Meng Xiaochun still stared at him, after a long while, he picked up a piece of apple and brought it to his mouth.

Lu Shaoyan didn't eat right away, he had to ask first: "What price?"

"It's free." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Ah? Why is it free again?" Lu Shaoyan asked in surprise.

"I want to raise my salary." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Ah...that's it...the salary is not so easy to raise, it's hard for me to do this." Lu Shaoyan avoided him and stared at his words full of desires (wish for a salary increase) eyes.

"A little accumulation makes a lot, and we can't hold our feet for a while." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan breathed a sigh of relief, and felt elated because he was praised as a Buddha's feet: "That's true."

So I happily accepted this feeding.

Hey, your work attitude is getting better and better!Children can be taught, and the future can be expected!

……

The price is clearly marked, and the price is quite affordable and fair, so Lu Shaoyan has no psychological burden.

He enjoys the active and thoughtful service of the Mengda workers with peace of mind, and takes the time to ask how much he has spent so far. He heard that it only cost less than [-] yuan to make himself so comfortable after a long time, which is simply a part of the high-consumption society. Clear stream.

Of course, it can also be said to be the exploitation of workers in sweatshops!

Lu Shaoyan felt a little embarrassed, what can five yuan do now?For five yuan, Meng Xiaochun put medicine on his buttocks.

Before he accidentally cut his arm, he ran to the infirmary to disinfect and change the dressing, and charged fifteen times!People don't even need to look at their butts!What an ugly ass!

Originally, Meng Xiaochun was going to give Lu Shaoyan medicine, but Lu Shaoyan was very embarrassed. When Meng Xiaochun said that the fee was five yuan a time, the embarrassment turned into sighs and sympathy.

It's not easy, it's really not easy for Meng Xiaochun.

The base salary of each daughter-in-law of other people's family is at least [-] yuan, Meng Xiaochun only has [-] yuan, and others rely on hard work to sell projects and get commissions.

Wronged!

Then try to pretend you didn't see it and accept it!In fact, it is also true for mutual benefit.

But before going to bed, the consumption money that should be rejected should still be rejected.

In fact, Lu Shaoyan didn't really want to refuse. Although this service is a bit more expensive than other services, the price/performance ratio is still good. It belongs to Meng Xiaochun's signature recommendation, but...

"Let's talk about it later, I haven't slowed down yet." Lu Shaoyan refused.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, turned around and turned off the light, and lay down to sleep.

Alas, it's so pitiful, such a pretentious king, who brazenly sells himself in order to make a living, but was rejected in the end, must be feeling ashamed and angry right now.

Lu Shaoyan, as a good boss who gave a little less due to temporary financial constraints, but was still willing to be generous in his heart, gently comforted the lost poor boy: "Next time...next week."

Meng Xiaochun: "Yes."

I can't hear the joy, anger and sadness, but it should be a little comforted.

Lu Shaoyan started to sleep with peace of mind, and had a dream. In the dream, Meng Xiaochun hugged him to sleep in order to earn overtime pay, and then woke up the next day rubbing his numb arms and said to him pitifully: "Ten bucks..."

give give give!Give twenty!Lu Shaoyan was full of pride.

……

At noon on the weekend, Lu Shaoyan is much better, check the time and go back to school.

After sending Meng Xiaochun to the front desk to check out, Lu Shaoyan was sitting on the sofa not far away in a daze, when he suddenly heard a girl nearby discussing the cool handsome guy at the front desk in a low voice, his ears perked up silently.

"Shall I help you get WeChat? Even if you get rejected, it's not a loss, hahahaha!"

"Are you stupid, didn't you see that he was a couple with the one behind you?"

"Maybe he's just a friend coming out to play, and I'm just a girlfriend coming out to play with you..."

"Can we do the same? If they didn't come here to open a room, I'll give you the whole hall!"

You don't have to be so hard on yourself.Lu Shaoyan thought secretly.Neither of you see through!

It didn't take long for Meng Xiaochun to come over. Seeing Lu Shaoyan staring at the backs of the two young women leaving not far away, he said, "Two hundred, help you ask for their WeChat IDs."

Lu Shaoyan came back to his senses and looked at him: "Why is it so expensive all of a sudden?"

Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "If you want to, or if you don't want to go."

"No! I see them, what do you think I'm going to do? The two of them just discussed asking for your WeChat account." Lu Shaoyan groaned from his side, "I just saw that the two of them dressed themselves up so beautifully, why is there such a problem with aesthetics? ..."

Whenever the two of them asked for Lu Shaoyan's WeChat account, Lu Shaoyan was not so bitter!

As the two walked towards the hotel entrance, Lu Shaoyan complained: "When I was in high school, there were girls who confessed to me, but it's rare to see them in college... It's all your fault, they all thought I was really chasing you, alas."

Meng Xiaochun didn't look sideways, and said calmly, "Who do you want to confess to you?"

"That's not true. Why don't we just chat casually. Oh, let's not talk about it." Lu Shaoyan sighed.

The two took a taxi back to school, and Meng Xiaochun took Lu Shaoyan back to the dormitory.When entering the dormitory building, the aunt on duty at the guard box was addicted to the TV series played on her mobile phone, she hurriedly raised her eyes to the two of them and then looked away.

How conscientiously the aunt in Meng Xiaochun's building stopped me outside!You're embarrassing me, Auntie!

Whenever Lu Shaoyan was unhappy, he would vent his anger. When he entered the corridor, he took advantage of no one to beat Meng Xiaochun twice, and after the beating he felt bad. There is no need for him to work hard, so he said, "You hit me back."

"I'm not sick." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, hit it if you want!" Lu Shaoyan frowned and stared at him.

Seeing his insistence, Meng Xiaochun raised his hand.

Damn, is this momentum going too far!

But if you tease yourself first, you will be cheap, so you can only bear it.

Lu Shaoyan was so frightened that he leaned back against the wall, turned his head sideways, shrunk his shoulders, closed his eyes tightly, and waited for the blow. Unexpectedly, two seconds later, Meng Xiaochun just flicked him lightly on the forehead.

Lu Shaoyan cautiously opened one eye, saw that Meng Xiaochun had put down his hand, opened the other eye, and said in surprise, "Finished? That's it?"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, but turned to look to the side.

Lu Shaoyan followed his gaze, and met the shocked student in the dormitory next door who just came out of the turn and stood two steps away.

"...Hey, are you going out?" Lu Shaoyan greeted awkwardly.

The classmate was more embarrassed than him, and responded with a smirk, leaving a sentence of "I'm leaving in a hurry", and then ran away as fast as I could!

Damn, these gay men are so rampant!

"Okay, okay, the person is gone, you continue to hit." Lu Shaoyan thought that Meng Xiaochun changed to flicking his forehead just because he saw his classmate, closed his eyes again, and urged him to hit back.

But he only heard footsteps, and when he opened his eyes, Meng Xiaochun had already walked towards his bedroom.

"You didn't call yourself, I gave you a chance, don't blame me about it afterwards." Lu Shaoyan yelled, and suddenly remembered something, "Do you know where my dormitory is? You just leave Front……"

Meng Xiaochun stopped and looked back at him: "Which room."

This person is really... really pretending to the bone!

Angry and funny, Lu Shaoyan pointed to the room behind Meng Xiaochun, then walked around him and went to open the fingerprint lock.

I pressed it twice and it didn't open.

Lu Shaoyan clicked his tongue, continued to try, and complained: "This lock has been said to be replaced, and it fails all day long. Every time, it prevaricates us. I said that I bought a new one myself and didn't agree. I said it was specially customized. Yes, we must unify. Crazy."

While talking, due to too many failures, the door lock reminds that the fingerprint cannot be used temporarily, and the password must be unlocked.

Lu Shaoyan would really thank you, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the small group of three to ask for the password.

Meng Xiaochun's eyes fell on the lock, but he didn't speak.

The password is 787889.

The author has something to say:

Lu Shao 178, Gou Yi 178, Hu Peng 189

Lu Shao: 11cm is the cutest height difference! (Gou Yi quickly dumped Picky Man! The fat and water will not flow to outsiders!)

Hu Peng: Is it cooling down again?Or do I have a cold?Back is a little cold.