Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Meng Xiaochun remained silent.

Lu Shaoyan cried for a while, stopped crying, wiped his tears, got out of bed shaking his legs, just stood up straight, then sat back on the bed with his feet limp.

He beat the edge of the bed several times helplessly and furiously, but he didn't know who he was resenting at the moment, it was himself, it was Meng Xiaochun, it was Qi Anyuan, or it was God!

Meng Xiaochun looked at his thin back: "You go back to bed, I will go to renew the room, it will be all right tomorrow."

The body can be cured, but the dirty soul cannot be cured!

Lu Shaoyan sniffed and climbed back to the bed with red eyes, lowered his head silently and melancholy.

Meng Xiaochun turned on the TV for him and tuned to "Tom and Jerry".

Hearing the music, Lu Shaoyan looked up, hesitated for a moment, then lowered his head reluctantly and wearily.

Meng Xiaochun changed the channel, and Lu Shaoyan heard a female voice accusing the queen of adultery with the guards and murdering the emperor's heir—it is a very popular palace fighting drama now.

He raised his head abruptly, staring at the TV screen with wide eyes, his originally decadent waist straightened quietly.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Fool.

Why are you so stupid.

He even wondered if it wasn't him who was taken to Qi's house back then, but another person, for example, Bi Antai and his like, would Lu Shaoyan still be stalking and ignorant.

Then, Lu Shaoyan will definitely be bullied to death.

There are too many bad guys in this world.

Like a plump sheep recklessly breaking into the primeval jungle, there are countless pairs of eyes of hungry green beasts lurking around, with impatient saliva hanging from the corners of their mouths, ready to pounce on them and tear them apart at any time.

Meng Xiaochun once again strongly realized that if he ignored Lu Shaoyan, this guy would really die.

He has never cared about death, including grandma. He was not close to her, and tried his best to raise money for her medical treatment, but it was because she persuaded the Meng family to keep him and give him a bite to eat.

He doesn't like the Meng family, and he doesn't like it here, so he doesn't care whether he stays or not, but if she does that, he owes her a favor.Now she wants to heal, and he does his best, that's all.

If he tried his best, but the result was still unsatisfactory, he would accept it calmly and would not cry and suffer like the family members of other deceased patients he saw in the hospital.

Therefore, even if she favored and indulged Ruan Fan to take the life-saving money that Pa Shaoyan gave her, he would not be angry.

He doesn't care.

If she cannot get timely medical treatment because of this, he will not sympathize with her.He doesn't care at all.

There is nothing wrong with Lu Shaoyan calling him an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf to his face, and calling him a snake spirit behind his back.He is indeed cold-blooded.

However, he only wanted Lu Shaoyan to die, at least not to die before him.

He just imagined it for a while, and his chest felt tight, it was hard to breathe, and he was very... angry.

If it really happened, he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't do drastic things, but he didn't want to cause these troubles, so Lu Shaoyan couldn't die.

If Lu Shaoyan wants to live, he must take good care of this fragile rose in the greenhouse. Watering should not be too much, not too little, not too early or too late, strictly according to the measuring cup and time.

There are also the proportions of various qualities in sunlight, wind, and air.

I am most afraid of insects biting the flowers. I want to crush all the insects that appear nearby to death. The dead insects are not even worthy of fertilizer.

It's a bit cumbersome, but not too difficult to do.

……

Meng Xiaochun squeezed the toothpaste, brought the toothbrush and mouthwash cup to the bedside, and handed them to the troublemaker who was staring intently.

The TV was full of energy, so Lu Shaoyan didn't have the time to brush his teeth: "Oh, you go away, I'll do it myself later."

Meng Xiaochun was waiting by the side, and when the ending song was played, Lu Shaoyan looked away, fell to the ground with a weak body, and struggled to go to the bathroom with the bed and the wall.

Meng Xiaochun followed behind him and took his toothbrush and mouthwash cup.

When Lu Shaoyan was brushing his teeth, Meng Xiaochun twisted the towel for him, waiting for the opportunity to hand it over.

After Lu Shaoyan washed up, he glanced at the guy next to him and asked, "I pee, do you want to help me?"

Meng Xiaochun said calmly, "If you want."

Lu Shaoyan failed to make things difficult, and remembered some bad things done by this sanctimonious bastard who didn't know whether he liked it or hated him, anyway, he was ashamed to death. He suddenly became angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "You have a good idea! Get out!"

Meng Xiaochun turned around and went out.

Lu Shaoyan glanced at him from behind, slowly moved to the toilet, took off his pants to pee.

Damn, I don't know if it's an illusion, it hurts to pee!

He believed more and more that Meng Xiaochun and Qi Anyuan hadn't slept together yet, this guy seemed like he had never been out of bed for eight lifetimes last night, that's right!

He vaguely remembered that he was really dying in the end, and frantically sounded the siren in his mind, swiping the screen repeatedly: keep the green hills, don't worry about no firewood!Hurry up and bear the burden of humiliation and beg Meng Xiaochun to come here, don't go too far!

Although I can't remember exactly how I asked for it, I definitely asked for it.

Meng Xiaochun was completely indifferent!

No, or should I say, more proud and arrogant!Beast!

……

After Meng Xiaochun called the hotel to order food, he saw Lu Shaoyan come out slowly.

He was about to speak when Lu Shaoyan said seriously: "Give me back 1 yuan, I think I paid too much just now, you don't deserve it."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

He was silent for a few seconds, then lowered his head to refund Lu Shaoyan's money.

Sure enough, I was guilty, and the refund was so straightforward, I knew I would have refunded [-]!

Lu Shaoyan groaned, climbed back to the bed and took a look on his phone, and the account was [-] immediately.

He blinked his eyes and took an inch: "I just made a slip of the tongue. You want to refund me [-], and there is still [-] short. Two thousand is considered as your labor service fee, and people outside may ask you to pay for it."

Meng Xiaochun refused this time: "The eight thousand is my nutrition."

"Huh?!" Lu Shaoyan was deeply shocked, "Are you still shameless?"

"No." Meng Xiaochun said.

"..."

Is Meng Xiaochun really crazy? !Must be, right? !

Could it be that although Snake Jing is trying to be calm on the surface, she actually cares about it in her heart. She originally wanted to save the first time for the surname Qi... so now her heart is actually breaking down and rebuilding? !

Lu Shaoyan was in doubt, his eyeballs kept rolling, and he was very flexible, like a little fox who was kicked out of the group because he was stupid and pretended to be smart.

After a while, he thought to himself: I don't care if he collapses or not, it's now that the mud bodhisattva has crossed the river.

So he grabbed the phone instead and ordered: "Say it again, I want to record it."

Meng Xiaochun stopped talking and went to the living room to get water for Lu Shaoyan to drink.

Lu Shaoyan continued to cue him to record the shameless remarks just now, but Meng Xiaochun didn't say a word.

Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to give up resentfully, secretly thinking that he must turn on the recording in time next time!

Not long after, the meal arrived.

Meng Xiaochun went to the door and took it in. He planned to give it to Lu Shaoyan to eat on the bed, but Lu Shaoyan refused and insisted on going to the dining table to eat. He refused to be hugged, saying that he could walk.

As long as he can walk, Lu Shaoyan had to whisper: "I hate being touched by people with the surname Meng and the characters Xiao and Chun in their names... I hate these three characters the most... It's so ugly. ...It sounds like he's not a good person..."

Meng Xiaochun, who was targeted, said blankly, "Idiot said he likes me."

At that time, Lu Shaoyan huddled in his arms and hugged his neck tightly, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch him.

Lu Shaoyan closed his eyes and made a small sound, not knowing what he was muttering.

Meng Xiaochun listened for a long time, but he couldn't understand a word.

Suddenly, Lu Shaoyan's voice became louder and clearer: "Do you like me?"

Meng Xiaochun silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva and did not speak.

Lu Shaoyan waited for a while, struggled unhappily, and asked again: "Do you like me?"

Meng Xiaochun thought for a while and said, "I don't like people who don't like me."

Lu Shaoyan was witty and logical immediately: "Then, then...then I like you...then you like me too?"

"You like me?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan didn't open his eyes all the time, and his voice was vague: "I like...then you like me too?"

Meng Xiaochun didn't answer after a long time, Lu Shaoyan became anxious, hugged him and moaned vigorously.

Originally, he drank two cans of beer in one breath, and was tossed about by Meng Xiaochun. At this moment, Lu Shaoyan's mind was in a mess. He didn't know what he was talking about, and he was driven by instinct.

He couldn't even remember who the person who had done the closest thing to him just now was... But he instinctively relied on, attached to, and depended on the other person, and wanted to hear the other person say that he liked him.

He vaguely remembered what the other party said just now: I don't like people who don't like me.

So I kept voluntarily professing my love, frantically expressing: "I like you...I really like you...then do you like me now..."

Keep talking, keep talking, and finally, the other party kissed him back and replied: "I like you. I only like you."

These few words are miraculous healing magic, Lu Shaoyan immediately let out a sigh of satisfaction, stuck to the other party's arms, and stopped making trouble.

No matter who this person is... anyone is fine, as long as you like him, only him... anyone is fine.Lying just to sleep with him is fine too.After all, such a gentle lie is also rare.

……

However, when he woke up, Lu Shaoyan couldn't, remember, get it!

He said angrily: "You are the fool! You are a pig!"

"Did I say it was you?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"That's right, it's not me, I wouldn't be so nervous!" Lu Shaoyan sneered.

Meng Xiaochun asked seriously: "Then what kind of nerves do you have?"

"You're crazy!" Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said back.

"It was you who ran over crazy and asked to have sex with me. I didn't get crazy and asked you." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.

Lu Shaoyan suddenly covered his ears and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Meng Xiaochun couldn't bear it anymore, gave him a supercilious look, and looked away.

Because the white eyes were too small, Lu Shaoyan didn't see them at all.He took a deep breath and said, "I won't argue with you!"

"If you can't fight, of course you won't fight." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You——I don't fight with people with hallucinations! Lower my grade!" Lu Shaoyan gave him big eyes, turned his back, and continued to move forward.

Meng Xiaochun turned his head quietly, his eyes fell on Lu Shaoyan's trembling legs, his mood was complicated and delicate.

It was caused by him to be like this, of course there is apology, but at the same time, there is also some... a perverted sense of satisfaction.

It was done by myself.When Meng Xiaochun thought of this, an indescribable pleasure and fulfillment would flow from his heart, and even Tianling Gai felt slightly numb.

Lu Shaoyan may lose the right to choose forever.

He didn't want to let go at all, absolutely, and couldn't let go.

Lu Shaoyan said that he liked him, said it many times, and forced him to admit that he also liked Lu Shaoyan, so the two of them became a seamless and natural one.

Unless death takes him first.If you just take Zu Shaoyan with you, you still can't separate them.

It was Lu Shaoyan who said he liked him first, it was Lu Shaoyan who kept provoking him, it was Lu Shaoyan who insisted on being with him.

Lu Shaoyan said everything, and Lu Shaoyan did everything, so Lu Shaoyan can't say it is over in the future.

The author has something to say:

Lu Shaoyan: Why do I want you to be with me? Are you confused?

Meng Xiaochun (blackened): Because you like me.You have said it many times.

Lu Shaoyan: I never said ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!