Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

In the morning, Lu Shaoyan woke up, but he would rather sleep forever than have to face this absurd, terrifying, and completely messed up reality.He has imagined countless times why he is not like the clouds in the sky that day, free and unrestrained, not happy with things, not sad with himself.

In other words: he regretted it.

But in this world, I have never regretted taking medicine.

He felt dirty, so dirty.

It is the soul that is dirty.

He hates the third party, and now he is also a third party.He knows three things, he's a jerk.

After Lu Shaoyan struggled out of his arms and turned his back to him, Meng Xiaochun woke up, but he still closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, hoping to see how Lu Shaoyan would react.

He admits he was out of control last night.He won't put the blame on anyone, it's not Lu Shaoyan's responsibility, not even Qi Anyuan's, it's just that he couldn't control himself.

Asking himself, he wanted Lu Shaoyan at all.If there is no such premise, no matter who does it, he will not do that kind of thing.

He is a human being, and his physiological reactions may be difficult to control, but the behavior of normal people is subjectively controllable, and those who cannot do so are imbecile, born with serious defects in intelligence.

Meng Xiaochun also needs to be quiet now.Before, he had exhausted a lot of physical energy, and was too happy mentally. In the end, he gave each other a simple cleaning. He only had time to hug Lu Shaoyan before falling asleep.

Now that I wake up, I have to face many things.

But he thought about it for a while, and asked himself if he regretted it, and the answer was no regrets.

Even wanted to do it a few more times...

No, this is not the time to think about it.

Meng Xiaochun was a little distracted and distracted.He doesn't regret anything else, but he recalled that once he crossed that bottom line last night, he was completely unscrupulous...

He wanted Lu Shaoyan, but he didn't want this kind of himself, it was too strange, he had never been so overwhelmed.

This is so strange, originally only 1/3 of his mind was about Lu Shaoyan, but now it's all about.

The way Lu Shaoyan scolded him while clinging to him tightly, crying and acting like a baby without hugging him was really...

Also, it is particularly sensitive during the refractory period, and it looks like it will groan and twist around for a long time when it is touched...

And I don’t know where I learned it, but I started to call my husband in a daze later, I guess it was that Gou Yi, anyway...

He didn't want to face the reality that he, too, was such a superficial human being dominated by sex.

Meng Xiaochun was annoyed when he heard Lu Shaoyan say quietly, "Are you awake?"

He didn't speak.If he could, he wished he could be a real mute and deaf right now.

Lu Shaoyan continued to say quietly: "I know you're awake, don't pretend, your breathing is messy."

"..."

It's not just breathing that's messed up now.

Meng Xiaochun still didn't speak, and continued to play dead to the end.

In fact, it's not that he wants to play dead, it's just that he really needs to be quiet.

"What do you plan to do in the future?" Lu Shaoyan asked in a low voice, picking at the lace of the pillow.

He waited for a while, and seeing that Meng Xiaochun was still pretending to be dead, he bit his lip and said, "Then if I were a girl, I might be pregnant by now, you don't even wear condoms, Gou Yi said that everyone who doesn't wear condoms Scumbag, of course, whether you wear it or not, you are still a scumbag."

"...I said I was young." Meng Xiaochun refused to bear the name of a scumbag for no reason.

Lu Shaoyan didn't know what he was talking about, but he had to pick up the words anyway, otherwise it would be too embarrassing for him to fall on the ground: "Then you should check it out yourself, the hotel must have a one-size-fits-all... There is no way for the small ones to not be big If it’s too big, can’t you control it and make it smaller?”

"Come and demonstrate." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I don't need to do this on purpose, it's just right for me." Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

There was another silence in the room.

After thinking about it, Lu Shaoyan realized that he had already become a three-year-old, cooked raw rice, and had gone the path of a villain. It was too late to regret it now. Even if he withdrew now, Meng Xiaochun was no longer only Qi Anyuan's Meng Xiaochun...

"How many times have you done with Qi Anyuan?" Lu Shaoyan asked in a muffled voice, hesitated for a while, and added, "Is it the same as last night?" Added the second sentence, "This is often the case in Gou Yi's novels. , the scumbag is so gentle when he finds Bai Yueguang to sleep with, he is reluctant to do this or that, and he will let himself go when he is outside with his lover..."

Sure enough, it was Gou Yi who led Lu Shaoyan to watch some messy things.

Lu Shaoyan asked: "Tell me, you and him... Forget it, I guess you can't count."

"Not once." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Really?" Lu Shaoyan asked, but he didn't think it was strange or questioned, "It's normal if it's true, in the novels Gou Yi reads, those men have problems, and they can't bear the white moonlight, Run outside to find a lover to solve your physical needs."

Of course, generally the scumbags behind will fall in love with their lovers, after all, their minds will follow.

Lu Shaoyan also wants to go this way!

The moment he abandoned his conscience and became a demon immediately, he thought of those scumbag novels that Gou Yi loved to read, and based on this, he came up with a follow-up plan: he would guide Meng Xiaochun to be the scumbag hero in the novel, and he was the high-ranking lover !Jie Jie Jie... Forget it, Jie is not working hard right now.

He was so confused, but he was confused when he was confused, he had already embarked on the road of no return, and there was no turning back!

Meng Xiaochun didn't want to lie here with Lu Shaoyan and talk about it anymore, it was so weird that he felt embarrassed.

So he sat up, ready to get out of bed.

Hearing the noise, Lu Shaoyan secretly looked back and saw that Meng Xiaochun was about to get out of bed, so he hurriedly sat up and asked, "What are you doing? Do you want to run?"

So he has no money or money? !Speaking of which, he hasn't had time to check how much money Meng Xiaochun transferred to him last night!Fortunately, he does not use a credit card and only uses a debit card. At most, the property balance will become 0, and it will not be negative.

"Hey, that's not right, you didn't ask me the transfer password." Lu Shaoyan asked belatedly, "How did you transfer?"

"No." Meng Xiaochun said, put on his slippers and went to the bathroom to take a shower and brush his teeth.

Taking advantage of this time, Lu Shaoyan hurriedly found his mobile phone, opened WeChat, Alipay and bank apps and checked everything. It seemed that no money was transferred out last night.

I don't know what Meng Xiaochun's plan is...

It doesn't matter, anyway, if Meng Xiaochun doesn't want it, he has to give it too. After all, he is still relying on some money to maintain the precarious relationship between lovers!

Thinking about it, Lu Shaoyan quickly transferred 2 yuan to Meng Xiaochun.

But after turning, the aching buttocks began to remind him that he seemed to be at a disadvantage... Forget it, forget it, I don't want the child to be tied to the wolf!

When Meng Xiaochun comes out, I'll let him break up with Qi Anyuan... No, it's too fast. Although Meng Xiaochun seemed to be having a good time last night, but judging by the cold-blooded nature of the snake spirit, he hasn't been so happy yet. Zhiwei is not enough to abandon Qi Anyuan just to sleep with me.Wait, wait until you are sure.

but……

Even thinking of Qi Anyuan's painful appearance at that time, he still can't be happy.

He should be defeated in an upright manner. It would be disgraceful to win with such a despicable method.

……

Meng Xiaochun came out of the bathroom and saw that Lu Shaoyan was still sitting on the bed, hugging his knees, buried his head, weeping softly, and his body was shaking.

It seems that he was right to forcefully feed Lu Shaoyan half a bottle of water before going to bed, otherwise, according to the amount of water, an adult would have to do it.

Meng Xiaochun stood by the bed for half a minute, staring at Lu Shaoyan, wanting to say something, but really didn't know what to say, turned around and planned to go to the balcony of the living room to see if the two people's clothes he washed by hand in the shower last night were dry, Blow it off with a hair dryer before it dries——

"Meng Xiaochun."

Meng Xiaochun stopped and looked back at Lu Shaoyan: "What are you doing?"

Lu Shaoyan still buried his head, did not look at him, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

"..."

"Forget it, I won't cover you, and I won't pester you anymore. We won't see each other in the future. We won't see each other until we die. Just treat last night as nothing. I'll tell my mother that I'd better go abroad." Lu Shaoyan choked up and said, "I think I need to see a psychiatrist now..."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

He has long known that Lu Shaoyan is an idiot, but Lu Shaoyan is so stupid that he breaks through the bottom line he thinks every day, even (thinking) he can't do bad things thoroughly, he is stupid and timid.

The one who desires such a fool is the biggest fool.

After a while, Lu Shaoyan heard Meng Xiaochun's voice that was so cold that it froze: "It's up to you."

After Meng Xiaochun finished speaking, he waited for a while, waiting for Lu Shaoyan to turn his head to look at him, but Lu Shaoyan still maintained this posture, crying even harder in a low voice.

"Don't cry." Meng Xiaochun was upset by his crying, "I said I have nothing to do with Qi Anyuan."

"You still say that! Liar!" Lu Shaoyan cried and said, "Then you said who Qi Anyuan told you at the time. He was having sex all day long. It must be true. If it weren't for you, he could be Who? You have no friends! Not your acquaintances, not you, why did Qi Anyuan tell you that?"

He has no friends, but has a brother-in-law in name.

But Meng Xiaochun couldn't say it, at least not right now.

Because it's hard to guarantee that Lu Shaoyan won't turn his head and go to Qi's house to make a fuss and show it all.

Qi Anyuan was stupid, but his mother Xiao Shan was decisive and resourceful, otherwise she wouldn't have succeeded in encouraging Qi Lanli and Lu Lizhi to divorce, and then married into a wealthy family under pressure from all sides.

Although Qi Lanli's parents didn't like Lu Lizhi's strong temperament, they hated Xiao Shan even more, who wanted nothing but a skin, fascinated her son, and caused the Qi family and Lu family to break off ties. .

But under such a premise, Xiao Shan still married her son shortly after Qi Lanli's divorce, and won the hearts of her in-laws within a few years.

Xiao Shan loves her only son Qi Anyuan very much, and has been paving the way for him all these years.

As far as Meng Xiaochun knew, Xiao Shan didn't plan to let her son enter the entertainment industry at first, fearing that it would affect the Qi family's view of her son as an heir in the future.

At that time, Qi Lanli had not yet divorced Lu Lizhi, and Xiao Shan had already thought about it.She is ambitious at all, and she is bound to get this opportunity that will allow her to jump into the dragon's gate.

But as the saying goes, three-year-olds look young, and seven-year-olds look old. Soon she realized that Qi Anyuan was not a business material, but instead inherited her acting talent.

This woman was not stubborn there, she immediately changed her plan and used all the resources at hand to send Qi Anyuan into the circle as a child star.

At first, most of the scripts she chose for Qi Anyuan were about the tragic childhood of the main character, which can not only win the love of the audience, but also deepen Qi Lanli's fatherly love and sympathy.

She has worked hard for herself and her son to this day, and it is impossible for her to agree with Qi Anyuan and Ruan Fan who has nothing.

Even if Ruan Fan really loved Qi Anyuan deeply, she would not agree, not to mention that Ruan Fan was full of gossip and Qi Anyuan was just playing around.

If the matter of Qi Anyuan and Ruan Fan were exposed by Lu Shaoyan now, Xiao Shan could completely use thunderous means to kill this evil relationship.Maybe Qi Anyuan will make trouble for a while, but I believe she can calm him down and settle the matter well.

So, let things develop into a situation that she can't save.

Meng Xiaochun's memory is still fresh.

When Lu Lizhi signed the divorce agreement and woke up Lu Shaoyan from his nap and took him away, he was beside him.

Lu Shaoyan refused to sleep by himself during the afternoon nap, so he had to pull him to sleep with him, otherwise he would keep making trouble next to him.In order to reduce trouble, he could only take a nap with Lu Shaoyan, and then quietly get up halfway to read a book while it was quiet.

That day he was sitting by the bed reading a book when Lu Lizhi came in and took Lu Shaoyan away in front of him.

After that, Lu Shaoyan never went back to that room, and never took a nap with him again.

This seriously disrupted his established routine of life.

The author has something to say:

False Meng Xiaochun: Is it because if I don't go crazy, I can just pretend that I can bear it. I used to be a fool who was separated from my wife for no reason without messing with any of you?