Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Seeing that Meng Xiaochun did not resist, Lu Shaoyan became even more excited...

He was pushing his head, and suddenly, before he had time to react, the situation reversed inexplicably——

Meng Xiaochun resisted suddenly, pushed Lu Shaoyan to the wall, and firmly pressed his shoulder, making him unable to move.

Lu Shaoyan was taken aback, and stopped talking for a moment, and stopped being arrogant.

It was really going to be a fight, and it was obvious that he couldn't win.

At the bar in the evening, Meng Xiaochun immediately grabbed the greasy man's wrist, and the man really had no ability to resist.

I heard that people in the medical school have two kinds of brushes, beating people quickly, accurately and ruthlessly, directly attacking the weak parts of the human body.

Let’s not talk about the one who hacked more than ten times in the news, avoided the vitals with the knife, and only found a minor injury in the final inspection. There is even more amazing talk, saying that some Chinese medicine majors are really good at what is said in the legend Acupuncture!

Of course, the premise was that Meng Xiaochun really dared to hit him.

But think about it carefully, what can't the snake spirit do?Snake spirits can do anything!

However, at this moment, Lu Shaoyan couldn't help but give in.

As the saying goes, if you lose, you don't lose, even if you are going to be beaten, he must have the backbone!

Thinking of this, Lu Shaoyan lifted his chin upright, pursed his mouth tightly, and pretended to stare at Meng Xiaochun fearlessly.

Meng Xiaochun looked at him for a while, let go of his hand, and put the wet towel in the other hand on his shoulder, then turned around and unlocked the door, and went out.

Lu Shaoyan watched Meng Xiaochun close the door suspiciously, and stood there for a while, seeing that the crisis was really resolved, he took a long breath and relaxed.

Forget it, that's all, let's just wash it.

This hotel provides brand new bathrobes and underwear that can be taken away. Lu Shaoyan changed into them after washing, dried his hair and came out. He didn't look at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, and went straight into the master bedroom.

But after sleeping for a few hours earlier, there was another quarrel just now, Lu Shaoyan couldn't fall asleep for a while, tossed and turned for a while, got up and leaned on the bedside to play with his mobile phone, habitually staring at Qi Anyuan's trumpet...

His face suddenly became old.

Qi Anyuan did it on purpose!

This trumpet usually only sends out springs, but after arguing with him today, he deliberately sent several other things.

He first reposted a marketing account announcement about Zhou Tian's family, which contained sneak photos of Zhou Tian and his wife and daughter shopping happily, and then sent several screenshots of daily chats between himself and his little three mother's scumbag father. Repost three articles to the effect that children without parents are prone to psychopathy.

Basically, he knew that Lu Shaoyan would change to a new account, so he intentionally connoted it!

Lu Shaoyan originally wanted to leave a message, but this account was only opened yesterday, and it would be too soon to sacrifice like this.

He switched to WeChat, released Qi Anyuan from the blacklist, copied and pasted "The illegitimate child is shameless and the third mother is shameless" twenty times, and when he sent it, he found that he had been blocked by the other party.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

……

Meng Xiaochun came out of the shower and went to sleep in the second bedroom.

But within 5 minutes after he closed his eyes, the bed sank, and Lu Shaoyan crawled over him.

He opened his eyes and looked quietly at this idiot who would never turn back until he knocked down the south wall.

As long as he likes to be passionate and narcissistic like Gu Er, he will suspect that everything else is an excuse, and Lu Shaoyan just really likes him and wants to get his attention.

But he wasn't, so he knew very well that Lu Shaoyan was just stupid.

He didn't want to bully such a stupid guy too much.

Because this guy doesn't understand anything at all.

Avoiding Meng Xiaochun's deep gaze, Lu Shaoyan lifted the quilt to cover his legs, coughed uncomfortably, touched his nose and ears, touched his ears and hair, and seemed to be a demon again.

After a long silence in the room, Meng Xiaochun asked directly: "What did Qi Anyuan tell you again?"

Lu Shaoyan snorted, "What? Are you afraid what he will say to me?"

"It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that it will be very troublesome." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, trouble..."

Lu Shaoyan was about to sneer habitually, when he suddenly thought of the revenge plan that had just been updated, he hurriedly put away his eccentric face, rubbed his face vigorously, took a deep breath, then turned his head and smiled gently at Meng Xiaochun.

Lu Shao stretched it too well, and every expression he made revealed an innocent and cute look, even if he thought he was smart was mixed with a stupid look.

But thinking of the troubles behind it, the cuteness is mixed with creepiness.

Meng Xiaochun, who was spooked, looked away, turned his lower body, and turned his back to Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan leaned over and teased Meng Xiaochun pretentiously: "I'm here to make up with you."

"I think you have been fooled again." Meng Xiaochun said coldly.

The man surnamed Meng was afraid of being troubled by himself, and never admitted that he had an affair with Qi Anyuan. Lu Shaoyan was used to it, and just pretended that he didn't say anything, and continued to engage in his own big business: "I don't know what you are talking about... I see that your service just now You have a very good attitude, and even gave me a bath specially, probably because you want me to continue to take care of you."

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak.

Lu Shaoyan urged him several times before Meng Xiaochun gave a perfunctory "Hmm".

"Then why are you still fighting with your boss?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak again.

"Oh," Lu Shaoyan said anxiously, "I'll give you the steps to go down, if you don't go down, then I can't help it."

It is true.Meng Xiaochun sat up and looked at Lu Shaoyan, and said, "I'm going down the steps, do you have anything else to do?"

"Then, let's pretend that what happened today didn't happen, let's pretend that we didn't quarrel, and return to the previous nurturing relationship." Lu Shaoyan said.

"Okay." Meng Xiaochun nodded, and then asked, "Can I go to bed now?"

"No." Lu Shaoyan was afraid that he would regret it, so he quickly emphasized, "You said it yourself, the free service period will not end until [-]:[-] in the morning, so you can't count your words."

It's not me who always says nothing.Meng Xiaochun asked, "What service do you want?"

Lu Shaoyan didn't answer in a hurry, and looked at Meng Xiaochun again carefully, from the eyebrows to the ears, from the mouth to the collarbone, and began to take a deep breath again, to build himself up mentally, and then met Meng Xiaochun's gaze, generously went to justice She leaned over and put her arms around his neck, and kissed his face lightly with a "pop".

Meng Xiaochun's body froze, and when he realized it, he subconsciously wanted to tear Lu Shaoyan away.

But Lu Shaoyan hugged him tightly by the neck, and he couldn't tear it away for a while, so he could only say: "There is only one chance, it's used up."

Lu Shaoyan whispered into his ear and said, "If the free times are used up, then you will be billed."

After speaking, kiss his face again.

"..."

Meng Xiaochun's Adam's apple slid up and down a few times, his hands gradually curled up into fists, and he said in a low voice, "Lu Shaoyan, you'd better be a little bit more modest."

Proper fart!Lu Shaoyan is going all out, he has already decided that he must completely green Qi Anyuan tonight.

The current him is no longer the previous one, he is now Niu Hulu Shaoyan.

Not only did he want to sleep with Meng Xiaochun, but he also wanted to make Meng Xiaochun empathize with him.

Although this is the difficulty of hell, he is now the vengeful messenger who returned from hell!Destroy this fucking world!Destroy them all!Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!

The envoy of revenge hangs on Meng Xiaochun's body and kisses everywhere. Meng Xiaochun's fists are clenched a little bit, and his voice is a few degrees lower than usual, like gnashing teeth, with more emotional fluctuations that human beings should have: "Lu Shaoyan, you'd better Know what you're doing and don't always be an idiot."

Lu Shaoyan paused, grinding his molars hard.

——Qi Anyuan also called him an idiot during the day!Sure enough, he and Meng Xiaochun got through the air, right?Swearing at others is the same!

Originally, he was gradually retreating from kissing and groping, but now, he was splashed by this scoop of oil, and his weak heart rushed to the sky. Meng Xiaochun's clothes.

"Lu Shaoyan!"

The situation was about to go too far. Meng Xiaochun no longer opened the floodgates to release the flood. He easily pulled away Lu Shaoyan's hand, pulled the person away from him, and pushed him aside, frowning slightly, with a cold expression: "I don't care. Have you made enough noise, stop here."

Looking at his angry look, Lu Shaoyan was frightened and wronged, his lips trembled unconsciously, but soon the complex emotions burned into anger.

His grievances reached the peak, his eyes were red, his mind went blank, he couldn't think about anything, his rationality was gone, he crawled to the side, grabbed the mobile phone he had just brought from the bedside table, and threw it into Meng Xiaochun's arms , yelling: "I'll give you the money, okay? Is one hundred thousand enough? Two hundred thousand? Three hundred thousand? You make an offer! Transfer the money yourself!"

Meng Xiaochun stared at him for a few seconds, then lowered his head and started to operate his cell phone.

Seeing this, Lu Shaoyan thought for a while with the limited brain cells that were still working overtime, got out of bed and ran outside.

Meng Xiaochun raised his eyes slightly to look at his back, then quickly looked away, and continued to read the content of the conversation between Lu Shaoyan and Qi Anyuan today, after reading WeChat, he opened Weibo, and opened several other social apps to browse quickly.

I know it.

Lu Shaoyan ran back to the master bedroom, took out the lubricating oil and the cover prepared by the hotel from the bedside drawer, and was about to go back to the second bedroom. After thinking about it, he ran to the small kitchen to take out the beer from the refrigerator, opened the ring, Throwing up the neck ton ton.

With two cans in a row, his head is a little dizzy, but I believe the problem is not serious, and he can still be hard.

As soon as Meng Xiaochun finished looking at his phone, Lu Shaoyan came back, threw the thing in his hand at him forcefully, and asked, "Have you finished the money?"

Without waiting for Meng Xiaochun's reply, Lu Shaoyan announced imposingly: "I'm going to use up all these tricks tonight! Otherwise, I'm not a man!"

Meng Xiaochun's previously frowned brows have now relaxed, and his usual calm expression has returned.

He picked up the case, looked at it, and said calmly, "No."

Lu Shaoyan sneered: "You can't do it if you say no? Have you finished transferring the money? Now tell me no? Why don't you go grab it?"

"Too young." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Small—it's not small." Lu Shaoyan climbed onto the bed, sat on Meng Xiaochun's lap through the quilt, picked up a box, squinted his eyes, and checked carefully, "I said it's not small, just right... …Oh, stop dying, I know better than you! Come on, stop talking, listen to me, take off! "

"How many cans of beer did you drink?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan compared him with a 2, and the 2 almost hit his face.

Meng Xiaochun dodged back a little, and Lu Shaoyan immediately chased after him, deliberately blowing into his face: "I want to smell it for you! I want to smell it for you! It stinks to death!"

It doesn't stink, it's just...

Meng Xiaochun was about to speak when Lu Shaoyan suddenly smiled meanly: "Guess what is poking me."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

"Heh." Lu Shaoyan smiled contemptuously, fixed his eyes on Meng Xiaochun's lips, and approached slowly.

"You don't need to do this kind of thing to compete with Qi Anyuan." Meng Xiaochun said lightly, "He just used me to anger you."

Lu Shaoyan's lips were only very close to Meng Xiaochun's, as if they were as thin as a piece of paper.

He stopped for a while, but he couldn't keep absolutely still. There were a few times, as if his lips had brushed Meng Xiaochun's, or it seemed to be just an illusion.

Meng Xiaochun was about to push Lu Shaoyan away again, when he heard Lu Shaoyan's fragile voice: "Is there such a possibility... I just want you to hug me, I'm just too lonely... you Just like me for one night, okay? I want to be liked too, so I can pretend...Meng Xiaochun, no one likes me, so just pretend for one night, okay?"

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

He looked up at Lu Shaoyan, clearly saw the temptation and cunning hidden in those sparkling eyes, clearly knew that this was Lu Shaoyan acting and pretending to be pitiful, clearly knew that this was just Lu Shaoyan's revenge part of the plan.

But is there such a possibility: In fact, this is also Lu Shaoyan's sincere words.

The two stalemate for a while, Lu Shaoyan saw that the sale was fruitless, and was resentfully planning to find a better plan another day, when suddenly his lips wet.

He stared blankly at Meng Xiaochun in front of him, and instinctively shrank back.

Meng Xiaochun didn't hold him back like last time, but he shrank back, and Meng Xiaochun followed.

Lu Shaoyan continued to shrink back, and while Meng Xiaochun kissed him, he took advantage of the situation and laid him down on the bed.

Lu Shaoyan's heart was beating fast, and he was kissed by Meng Xiaochun for a long time, so long that his soul was knocked out of his body.Yu Xi's head, which lost its soul, was in chaos, unable to remember anything.

……

In the end, Lu Shaoyan was in a comatose state, he couldn't even move a finger all over his body, but he was still muttering accusing Meng Xiaochun of dishonesty, saying that he was 1, and only once again ...

"You said it unilaterally, and I didn't agree." Meng Xiaochun responded like this.