Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Shaoyan walked directly to the most luxurious hotel next to the beach, and opened a two-bedroom suite at the front desk.

He is not narrow-minded!It's not picky!Even if you let the nasty ghost rub the room, you will get a bed to sleep in!

Damn, a kind person like him is not rewarded!True to the old saying, killing people and setting fire to the golden belt, paving roads and repairing bridges without corpses!Tragic!

But he has done this, Meng hates ghost without saying "thank you", still with that dead face, it seems that Lu Shaoyan owes him what Lu Shaoyan owes him!

What a shame!

Forget it, don't bother to care about it!

Lu Shaoyan crazily comforted himself along the way, and after entering the room, he threw down the sentence "Take care of yourself, I'm going to sleep" and went straight into the master bedroom, collapsed on the bed, and began to slump.

Actually, Qi Anyuan was just telling the truth.It's just that no one wants him.

Not to mention Qi Lanli, it's not uncommon for trash to love him!Even trash doesn't love him.

Mom... obviously likes my younger sister more, and is very gentle and patient with her.

It's not that he is bad to him... He is also responsible, he likes his younger sister quite a bit, compare secretly, his younger sister is more likable than himself, let's not talk about it like Xue Tuanzi, everyone looks good, But my sister is so smart, whether it is kindergarten tests or various talent competitions, she always takes the first place.

Oh, by the way, she is very obedient. She has participated in a bunch of extra-curricular classes, and she doesn't need to be persuaded or coaxed by others. She actively attends classes and completes after-school exercises on her own initiative.

Unlike him, he also enrolled in a bunch of classes when he was a child, and every time he had to go to class, he began to try his best not to go...

Grandpa and grandpa secretly told him that they liked him more, but he felt that these words were just to coax him.

Once at my grandma’s house for a festival, the adults were chatting in the yard, and he took his younger sister to play next to him. The two of them went crazy and fell down together. Everywhere.

It was the stepfather, Zhou Tian, ​​who was relieved to see that his daughter was fine, and first remembered that there was another one who had fallen beside him, so he turned around and asked Lu Shaoyan a few words.

Lu Shaoyan said that it was okay. He was not a child. He was a man. Is it like his sister, "Woohoo, I hurt me, I want to blow"?

Zhou Tian saw that he was really fine, so he turned around and picked up his coquettish daughter and flew high to coax him.

The mother helplessly told her husband to pay attention, don't keep shaking her daughter like this, the child's head hasn't grown well yet, in case he shakes her "loose yellow"...

Grandma smiled and shook her head, and then turned to ask how Lu Shaoyan was doing.

Grandpa answered: "My daughter is fine, what can Xiao Yan do if she is such a big man."

Lu Shaoyan forced a smile on his face and said, "That's right... I'd better go to the house and get the iodine to wipe off for my sister."

"Okay." Grandma turned her head and said to grandpa with relief, "Xiao Yan is getting more and more sensible."

Lu Shaoyan smiled, turned around and walked into the house.

As soon as I entered the room, the tears that I had held back for a long time were wiped down.

This is so hypocritical. He knows that he is so hypocritical. What the hell is he competing for adults' attention with a child at such an age?And when he was a child, the adults paid so much attention to him and cared for him.

But it's still so uncomfortable.

He felt that he was so superfluous, that he was simply forced in.

……

Lu Shaoyan was crying quietly, Meng Xiaochun stood at the door and said, "If you don't take a bath, you will stink."

Lu Shaoyan didn't even have the desire to grab the pillow and throw it at this guy, so he ignored him and continued to be sad alone.

Meng Xiaochun turned around and left.

Not long after, he came back with a wrung hot towel and began to wipe Lu Shaoyan's face.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and dodged to the side, looking at him inexplicably: "What are you doing?"

"If you don't wash it, I'll wipe it for you." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Crazy, why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden? You want to lie to me again? No money! I won't give you money if I have it, and I won't give it to you if I use it to buy skins." Lu Shaoyan said coldly.

Meng Xiaochun asked back: "Is this considered good for you?"

Why not?

Lu Shaoyan didn't speak, and looked away sullenly.

It's not that Meng Xiaochun is the only one who can pretend to be cold, he can too!

Meng Xiaochun wiped his face with a towel again.

The aloof Lu Shaoyan broke his skills in a second, and reached out to open the towel: "Don't you touch me! It's so dirty!"

"You are the one who is dirty, you don't take a shower when you sleep." Meng Xiaochun said with a blank expression.

Lu Shaoyan sat up and scolded him: "You are dirty! You are so dirty! If you have a relationship with Qi Anyuan, you are the most dirty in the universe! You are a garbage collection station and you are not dirty? Dirty Dirty, dirty!"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a moment, then pushed Lu Shaoyan down on the bed, and wiped him with a towel.

Lu Shaoyan struggled desperately, but he was not as strong as him, and it was useless to scratch. How could the snake spirit be afraid of such a little physical damage.Lu Shaoyan wanted to shoot at his weak vital point—the side waist, but Meng Xiaochun was prepared and did not fall twice in one place, and Lu Shaoyan couldn't touch it at all!

After wiping his face and neck, he then wiped his hands. After wiping his hands, Meng Xiaochun wanted to wipe other places for Lu Shaoyan. Lu Shaoyan yelled: "It's so dirty! You should wash it after a long time!"

Only then did Meng Xiaochun let go of him, and went down to wring towels in the bathroom of the master bedroom.

Lu Shaoyan saw the opportunity, jumped up, rushed to the second bedroom, and locked the door behind him.

Fuck, he thinks this is Meng Xiaochun's design, and wants to drive him away so that he can occupy the master bedroom!As expected of a scheming snake spirit!

Sitting on the bed, Lu Shaoyan watched the doorknob move slightly. It should be the snake spirit twisting it there, but he didn't open it, and he didn't speak.

Lu Shaoyan waited for a while, then tiptoed over, put his ear on the door panel to listen, and heard the continuous sound of water coming from the public toilet next door, probably the snake spirit had gone to take a bath.

Hmph, no matter how clean the body is, it's useless, but the mind is filthy!

Lu Shaoyan thought with disgust, unscrewed the lock, carefully opened the door a little, squinted his eyes to see, the snake spirit was not at the door, and the bathroom door was closed, it seemed as expected.

Heh, he didn't want the snake spirit to get what he wanted. He paid for the room he opened, so why should he give up the master bedroom?Although the difference is actually not that big, but people fight for one breath, and Buddha receives one stick of incense!

Lu Shaoyan slowly opened the door, and walked towards the master bedroom like a thief.

Halfway there, I stopped, changed direction and walked towards the refrigerator in the open kitchen next to the entrance, planning to store two bottles of water in the room so as not to come out thirsty in the middle of the night. After a big battle, he was too lazy to entangle with this guy.

Lu Shaoyan opened the refrigerator, first took only two bottles of mineral water, thought for a while, clamped the water bottles with his arms, continued to take, try to take as much as possible, he will try to get all the water, so that Meng Xiaochun has nothing to drink!If you are thirsty, you can only boil water with a kettle that no one knows has boiled socks or underwear!Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!

...but what's going on with this hotel!put so much!Want to make money and go crazy!

There was so much water that it was impossible to carry it all at once, so Lu Shaoyan could only secretly plan to divide it into two batches, and he put this batch in the master bedroom first.

Thinking of this, when he turned around, he was caught off guard by Meng Xiaochun, who was standing behind him with an expressionless face for an unknown amount of time. He was so frightened that he yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", his hair almost exploded on his head , let alone the water in his arms, as soon as he loosened his hand, it rolled to the ground.

"Ahhhh——" Lu Shaoyan came to his senses, stopped screaming, leaned his back against the refrigerator door, stared at Meng Xiaochun and asked, "What are you doing! You don't know how scary people are?! Are you sick? ! Scared me to death! Make a noise, you! Aren't you taking a bath?!"

Meng Xiaochun stretched out his hand to catch him, picked up the wet towel that had just been washed, and began to wipe him again.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He looked at Meng Xiaochun's unchanging clothes and dry hair, and realized that there was only one truth: "Did you never take a shower just now? You tricked me out by turning on the water!"

"I'm twisting a towel." Meng Xiaochun said while wiping.

"I'm stupid, so I believe you! You twisted a towel to open the shower head? The sound is totally different!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "Liar!"

"As long as it works." Meng Xiaochun responded shamelessly without pretending.

How dare he respond!She usually pretends to be deaf and dumb, but at this time she dared to respond!

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that while being wiped, he struggled and kicked him with all his strength, then blinked his eyes, and repeated the same trick: "You need to change the towel!"

"En." Meng Xiaochun responded, stopped wiping, grabbed Lu Shaoyan's wrist, and dragged him to the bathroom.

Lu Shaoyan almost sat on the floor. He hated the friction of the carpet for being so weak that he was dragged into the bathroom by Meng Xiaochun abruptly, and sat down on the toilet seat.

Meng Xiaochun locked the door, and then slowly turned on the faucet of the sink next to the door to wash towels.

Lu Shaoyan was about to open the door at the right time, but Meng Xiaochun grabbed him with his backhand and pushed him back to the toilet to let him continue to sit.

Lu Shaoyan relentlessly tried to escape three times, but failed all three times.

Meng Xiaochun finished washing the towel in this gap of time, and began to wipe him again.

Lu Shaoyan bit his lip, thought about his heart, stood up quickly, started to take off his clothes, and yelled as he took off, "I'll wash! I'll wash it, right? You still don't want to get out? You want to watch me wash it?"

Holding the towel, Meng Xiaochun really stood there looking at him.

Okay, more ruthless, right?

Lu Shaoyan was heartbroken, took off his sweater and T-shirt, leaned over shirtless, and looked at Meng Xiaochun provocatively.

Meng Xiaochun was really afraid of this!It was so rare for him to look away and turn his head sideways!

Lu Shaoyan saved the situation in one fell swoop, leaned over to the side where Meng Xiaochun was facing, and said triumphantly: "Why don't you dare to look at it? Look at it. Aren't you going to help me take a bath? How can you do it if you don't look at it?"

Meng Xiaochun looked in another direction.

Lu Shaoyan followed his head, anyway, Lu Shaoyan would go wherever he looked, and laughed at him shyly: "Oh, are you so scared? Good, firm, true, oh. Look, Look, don’t you dare to look at it? Wasn’t it awesome just now? Bull, show me another awesome one! I laughed so hard, they’re all men, you’re so scared when you’re naked, I want Will you cry if you take off your pants?"

Meng Xiaochun leaned against the door and simply closed his eyes.

Lu Shaoyan pushed his shoulder: "Stay out of the way? I think you really don't cry when you see the coffin! Do you want to get out of the way?"

Meng Xiaochun stood still.

Lu Shaoyan continued to push and push him, and asked, "Will you let me go? Will you let me go? Will you let me go?..."

The author has something to say:

Gou Yi: Young Master Lu, what should I say, I don’t think the situation is particularly right...how about we accept it when we see it?

Young Master Lu: Don't interrupt!I'm winning!