Lu Shao thinks this is not funny
Chapter 31
Lu Shaoyan saw that he was not letting go, so he stomped on his feet and scratched his armpits and sides in anger.
It worked, and Meng Xiaochun's weakness appeared!He seemed to be really ticklish on his side, and instinctively avoided it, and let go of his hands.
Lu Shaoyan took the opportunity to snatch back his arm, hugged it and ran away!
He ran for a long distance in one breath and couldn't breathe anymore, so he stopped and looked back vigilantly. Seeing that the surnamed Meng didn't catch up, he was relieved, but he also felt a little unexplainable boredom.
He didn't want to go back right now, he was afraid that Gou Yi and Hu Peng would be in the dormitory, and seeing him like this, he would definitely ask questions.
Lu Shaoyan looked around, went into a milk tea shop next to him, bought a cup of milk tea, and sat in a seat next to the floor-to-ceiling windows in a daze.
Staying still, the eyes became moist again, and the tip of the nose became sore again.
He was lowering his head and wiping his tears with his sleeve when his phone vibrated.
He didn't want to pay attention to it, but he picked it up habitually and looked at it.
Seeing this, his eyes widened.
K: I saw Lu Shaoyan, he was crying in a milk tea shop
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly looked around, but at this moment there were not many people here, there were quite a few anyway, almost all of them were college students.Excluding those who were chatting and joking in twos and threes, there were many who came out alone, and there were also many who were playing with their phones with their heads down.
Lu Shaoyan was thinking about how to continue to eliminate it when his phone vibrated again.
K: What happened to him?
Lu.: I don't know.Are you in the milk tea shop too?
K: No, nearby
Lu.: Where?
K: Why ask this?are you there?
Lu.: No!
K: I don’t know if he’s okay
Lu.: Then are you going to comfort him?
K: I don't know him, so I ran over to comfort him, why shouldn't he think I'm crazy?
Lu.: No, he should be very happy
K: No, I'm not good at comforting people. The more I comfort him, the angrier I get.
Lu.: How come?You are not a snake spirit
K: Snake spirit?
Lu.: Actually, I am also very sad now
K: What is snake essence?
Lu.: Not important!The point is I'm sad now too!
K: [hug] What's the matter?
Lu.: It’s hard to say, but it’s just sad.Why don't we face-to-face, and I'll tell you face-to-face.
K: no
Lu.: Even you ignore me...
K: I’m not ignoring you, I just don’t want to face you, let’s talk on the phone, I’m afraid of dying in light
Lu.: I told you I'm not a face controler!
K: Don't talk about that, let's talk about you.Can I take you up the score?don't be sad
Lu.: Having said that, I am sad now, what kind of games do you still play?Forget it, stop talking!
K sent an apology and asked Lu Shaoyan to confide in him, but Lu Shaoyan was no longer in the mood to talk to him, and could only read but not reply. K sent a dozen or so sentences, but he didn't get a response, and he might be unhappy, so he didn't send any more.
Lu Shaoyan was even more sad.
He knew that he was making trouble out of no reason, but he just hoped that K would keep sending messages, even if he didn't reply, he would keep sending messages.
Just... there is at least one person who will not abandon him no matter what, even if he is self-willed, he will not care about him.
But there is no such person.
Lu Shaoyan was doing an emo, and a new customer came in from the door. They were a young couple, sweet, shoulder to shoulder, smiling very happily, couldn't hear what the boy said, and the girl thumped him, But both were still laughing.
Lu Shaoyan became more emo.
He looked around again, whether it was a couple, a friend, or even a person, they all looked happy, as if he was the only unfortunate person in the world.
garish.
Lu Shaoyan looked away, left the milk tea shop, took a deep breath, and checked the nearby bars online on his mobile phone.
He's going to get drunk!Drink away your worries!Still want to dance!Bounce all your worries away!
……
Lu Shaoyan seldom came to the bar. Friends asked him to come, but he didn't like to come. In fact, when he came, he was mixed with a large group of second and third generations. Basically, he didn't look easy to mess with, and few people came forward to strike up a conversation.
But today he was alone, as soon as he sat down on the bar, someone approached him and offered to buy him a drink.
"Thank you, I have money, so I don't need you to ask me." Lu Shaoyan refused coldly.
The other party was in his thirties, wearing a shirt and trousers, hair sprayed with hairspray, and silver-rimmed glasses. He looked elite and thick-skinned. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Then buy me a drink."
Lu Shaoyan didn't even bother to look at him. He stared at the bartender who was doing all kinds of tricks and bartending, and said impatiently: "No, I'm not interested, no appointment, don't bother me, I'm so annoying."
The elite man became even more enthusiastic: "What troubles can children have? Tell your uncle?"
Lu Shaoyan turned to look at him speechlessly: "You already know that you are an uncle, why are you still chatting up here? Are you okay? You are still a 'kid', are you oily? I told you not to disturb me, you Do you want to fight?"
The elite man sneered and said, "It's still a little pepper."
"I'm your grandfather!" Lu Shaoyan was very annoyed, "Aren't you leaving?"
The elite man squinted his eyes, and his smile was mixed with hypocrisy and gloom. He extended his hand towards Lu Shao and said, "Don't be so angry, kid—"
Before he could say "big", his wrist went numb, and he subconsciously cried out in pain.
Turning his head, he met a pair of dark eyes that seemed devoid of human emotion and emotion.
The elite man froze for a moment, then came back to his senses quickly, and tried to pull his hand back, but the strength of his entire hand was gone, and he felt numb.
He frowned and scolded angrily: "If you don't let go, I'll call security! Security! Security!"
The security guard didn't arrive for a while, and the bartender behind the counter noticed the change, and hurriedly put aside his business and came over, smiling and persuading: "What's the matter? There's something to say, they're all regular customers, if there's a misunderstanding, it's fine, it's okay. Do it, take it as a face for me."
Lu Shaoyan pointed at Meng Xiaochun in surprise and asked the bartender, "Is he a regular customer of yours?"
Is it time to ask this?Isn't this just a way of persuading a fight!
At this moment, the bartender couldn't explain clearly, so he could only smile at Lu Shaoyan, then turned his head and continued to persuade: "If you have something to say, sit down and talk slowly, I will invite everyone to drink. It's because I didn't entertain well. Today's business is very good. Just now I didn't care about this, blame me, blame me, ah."
Lu Shaoyan didn't want to stay in this wrong place for a long time, so he rolled his eyes, got up and walked out.
Only then did Meng Xiaochun let go of the man, no matter what the bartender and the man said, he followed Lu Shaoyan.
After all this tossing, it was already dark, and the street lights on the street were turned on.
Lu Shaoyan walked along the Yu-xi walking path for about ten minutes. He didn't know where he was going, so he just walked around casually.
He knew that Meng Xiaochun was following him, and he didn't understand what this guy wanted to do, but he didn't want to talk about it at all at this time, so what to do, the destruction of the world has nothing to do with him!
When Lu Shaoyan was tired from walking, he went to sit at the bus stop by the side of the road. After sitting for a while, a bus came. He looked up and saw that the last stop on the schedule on the window was the seaside beach. Get up and get in the car.
Meng Xiaochun followed the car.
There were very few passengers on this bus at the moment, so Lu Shaoyan sat on the window seat next to the back door.
As soon as he sat down firmly, Meng Xiaochun's follower sat down next to him.
Lu Shaoyan couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and asked, "Don't go too far! Don't touch me!"
"The bus is not yours." Meng Xiaochun said.
"But I sat here first! There are so many empty seats, you have to sit next to me? You did it on purpose!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "Can you just leave me alone?"
Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "You are the one making the noise. I didn't say anything at first."
"you--"
Lu Shaoyan can be pissed off, but after thinking about it, the words are ugly but yes, this bus is indeed not his own, as long as Meng Xiaochun doesn't sit on him, he really has no right to say anything...
At a loss, he had no choice but to give Meng Xiaochun a hard look, and then turned his head to look at the scenery outside the car window.
Meng Xiaochun began to close his eyes and meditate.
The bus at night is slow and swaying, a bit like a baby's cradle.
Lu Shaoyan was tired after crying for so long, and now he was looking at the scenery outside, being shaken by the car, his eyelids gradually began to fight.
Meng Xiaochun suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, he slowly opened his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and looked at the person who was sleeping soundly on his shoulders.
This look, keep looking, keep looking.
……
After a long time, the car finally reached the terminal.
The driver left the cockpit and said to the only two passengers in the rear compartment: "The last stop! Did you get on the wrong train? There is still a car to go back."
Meng Xiaochun said calmly: "No, I came here specially to see the sea."
"Huh? It's so dark, what's the sea? You're not afraid of being unsafe in the middle of the night?" the driver said.
That's right, but obviously the idiot wouldn't think about it, the idiot just thinks about it.
Meng Xiaochun took out his 300 yuan and handed it to the driver: "Leave us alone."
The driver looked at the two young men hesitantly. They both looked decent and beautiful, so they shouldn't be doing anything.
Alas, today's young people don't understand, and sometimes they are weird.
He came over to take the money and said, "I'll go to the control room to take a rest. There's still another trip coming up...you can sit if you want."
"Thank you." Meng Xiaochun said.
……
Lu Shaoyan fell into a deep sleep this time, and when he finally woke up, it was already four or five hours later, and no one was in the car.
on the beach.
Lu Shaoyan stared blankly at the moonlit sea not far away, turned his head to look at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting beside him looking at the sea level, and asked, "You, you carried me out of the car?"
"Drag it down with your feet." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.
Lu Shaoyan was about to get angry on the spot!But he came back to his senses in time, looked down at his clothes, and moved his body. He didn't feel sore and uncomfortable after being dragged, and his clothes were not dirty, so he curled his lips and frowned and said, "Can you stop being so sly? of?"
Meng Xiaochun looked at him and asked seriously, "Can't you tell that I'm joking with you?"
Lu Shaoyan looked at him, and replied seriously: "I'm sorry, I just heard that your mind is not normal." After a pause, he said, "I'm sorry, let me correct it and remove the word 'too', you pure It’s just out of your mind.”
Meng Xiaochun didn't speak any more, turned his eyes away, and continued to look at the sea level.
Lu Shaoyan also looked back at the sea, but he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it for a while...
Until late at night, the sea breeze became stronger and stronger, and Lu Shaoyan began to feel a little cold. He rubbed his arms subconsciously, but what he rubbed was not his own arm flesh, but the sleeve of the sweater...
He reacted suddenly, looked down, then turned to look at Meng Xiaochun, who was wearing only a short-sleeved white T, and asked in surprise, "Did you give me your clothes? When did you change them?"
On the way of the bus from the terminal back to the city, and then from the city back to the terminal, the temperature of the air conditioner in the car was low, and Lu Shaoyan shrugged his shoulders and shouted that it was cold, so Meng Xiaochun took off his sweater for him.
Lu Shaoyan was put on a piece of clothing, and he didn't wake up.
It is estimated that if someone takes off his clothes, he will not wake up.
……
Although Meng Xiaochun still had a dead face and didn't speak, for the sake of his clothes, Lu Shaoyan decided to forgive him.
Although this person is a love brain who doesn't know good and bad, and has a poisonous tongue, but good or bad is not so transparent, and he still has some conscience of being a human being... and he can be saved!
Seeing that it was getting colder and colder, Lu Shaoyan looked at Meng Xiaochun's exposed arm, scratched his face, and said awkwardly: "Uh, it's so late, I'm sleepy...I'm leaving, let's go to the hotel next door to open a restaurant." Sleeping in the room, do you like to go or not... For the sake of the clothes, I can reluctantly let you take a room, you want it or not!"
Meng Xiaochun didn't try to twitch with him, he stood up and looked at him when he heard this, with "I'm sure I'll rub if I get something for nothing" all over his face.
It worked, and Meng Xiaochun's weakness appeared!He seemed to be really ticklish on his side, and instinctively avoided it, and let go of his hands.
Lu Shaoyan took the opportunity to snatch back his arm, hugged it and ran away!
He ran for a long distance in one breath and couldn't breathe anymore, so he stopped and looked back vigilantly. Seeing that the surnamed Meng didn't catch up, he was relieved, but he also felt a little unexplainable boredom.
He didn't want to go back right now, he was afraid that Gou Yi and Hu Peng would be in the dormitory, and seeing him like this, he would definitely ask questions.
Lu Shaoyan looked around, went into a milk tea shop next to him, bought a cup of milk tea, and sat in a seat next to the floor-to-ceiling windows in a daze.
Staying still, the eyes became moist again, and the tip of the nose became sore again.
He was lowering his head and wiping his tears with his sleeve when his phone vibrated.
He didn't want to pay attention to it, but he picked it up habitually and looked at it.
Seeing this, his eyes widened.
K: I saw Lu Shaoyan, he was crying in a milk tea shop
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly looked around, but at this moment there were not many people here, there were quite a few anyway, almost all of them were college students.Excluding those who were chatting and joking in twos and threes, there were many who came out alone, and there were also many who were playing with their phones with their heads down.
Lu Shaoyan was thinking about how to continue to eliminate it when his phone vibrated again.
K: What happened to him?
Lu.: I don't know.Are you in the milk tea shop too?
K: No, nearby
Lu.: Where?
K: Why ask this?are you there?
Lu.: No!
K: I don’t know if he’s okay
Lu.: Then are you going to comfort him?
K: I don't know him, so I ran over to comfort him, why shouldn't he think I'm crazy?
Lu.: No, he should be very happy
K: No, I'm not good at comforting people. The more I comfort him, the angrier I get.
Lu.: How come?You are not a snake spirit
K: Snake spirit?
Lu.: Actually, I am also very sad now
K: What is snake essence?
Lu.: Not important!The point is I'm sad now too!
K: [hug] What's the matter?
Lu.: It’s hard to say, but it’s just sad.Why don't we face-to-face, and I'll tell you face-to-face.
K: no
Lu.: Even you ignore me...
K: I’m not ignoring you, I just don’t want to face you, let’s talk on the phone, I’m afraid of dying in light
Lu.: I told you I'm not a face controler!
K: Don't talk about that, let's talk about you.Can I take you up the score?don't be sad
Lu.: Having said that, I am sad now, what kind of games do you still play?Forget it, stop talking!
K sent an apology and asked Lu Shaoyan to confide in him, but Lu Shaoyan was no longer in the mood to talk to him, and could only read but not reply. K sent a dozen or so sentences, but he didn't get a response, and he might be unhappy, so he didn't send any more.
Lu Shaoyan was even more sad.
He knew that he was making trouble out of no reason, but he just hoped that K would keep sending messages, even if he didn't reply, he would keep sending messages.
Just... there is at least one person who will not abandon him no matter what, even if he is self-willed, he will not care about him.
But there is no such person.
Lu Shaoyan was doing an emo, and a new customer came in from the door. They were a young couple, sweet, shoulder to shoulder, smiling very happily, couldn't hear what the boy said, and the girl thumped him, But both were still laughing.
Lu Shaoyan became more emo.
He looked around again, whether it was a couple, a friend, or even a person, they all looked happy, as if he was the only unfortunate person in the world.
garish.
Lu Shaoyan looked away, left the milk tea shop, took a deep breath, and checked the nearby bars online on his mobile phone.
He's going to get drunk!Drink away your worries!Still want to dance!Bounce all your worries away!
……
Lu Shaoyan seldom came to the bar. Friends asked him to come, but he didn't like to come. In fact, when he came, he was mixed with a large group of second and third generations. Basically, he didn't look easy to mess with, and few people came forward to strike up a conversation.
But today he was alone, as soon as he sat down on the bar, someone approached him and offered to buy him a drink.
"Thank you, I have money, so I don't need you to ask me." Lu Shaoyan refused coldly.
The other party was in his thirties, wearing a shirt and trousers, hair sprayed with hairspray, and silver-rimmed glasses. He looked elite and thick-skinned. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Then buy me a drink."
Lu Shaoyan didn't even bother to look at him. He stared at the bartender who was doing all kinds of tricks and bartending, and said impatiently: "No, I'm not interested, no appointment, don't bother me, I'm so annoying."
The elite man became even more enthusiastic: "What troubles can children have? Tell your uncle?"
Lu Shaoyan turned to look at him speechlessly: "You already know that you are an uncle, why are you still chatting up here? Are you okay? You are still a 'kid', are you oily? I told you not to disturb me, you Do you want to fight?"
The elite man sneered and said, "It's still a little pepper."
"I'm your grandfather!" Lu Shaoyan was very annoyed, "Aren't you leaving?"
The elite man squinted his eyes, and his smile was mixed with hypocrisy and gloom. He extended his hand towards Lu Shao and said, "Don't be so angry, kid—"
Before he could say "big", his wrist went numb, and he subconsciously cried out in pain.
Turning his head, he met a pair of dark eyes that seemed devoid of human emotion and emotion.
The elite man froze for a moment, then came back to his senses quickly, and tried to pull his hand back, but the strength of his entire hand was gone, and he felt numb.
He frowned and scolded angrily: "If you don't let go, I'll call security! Security! Security!"
The security guard didn't arrive for a while, and the bartender behind the counter noticed the change, and hurriedly put aside his business and came over, smiling and persuading: "What's the matter? There's something to say, they're all regular customers, if there's a misunderstanding, it's fine, it's okay. Do it, take it as a face for me."
Lu Shaoyan pointed at Meng Xiaochun in surprise and asked the bartender, "Is he a regular customer of yours?"
Is it time to ask this?Isn't this just a way of persuading a fight!
At this moment, the bartender couldn't explain clearly, so he could only smile at Lu Shaoyan, then turned his head and continued to persuade: "If you have something to say, sit down and talk slowly, I will invite everyone to drink. It's because I didn't entertain well. Today's business is very good. Just now I didn't care about this, blame me, blame me, ah."
Lu Shaoyan didn't want to stay in this wrong place for a long time, so he rolled his eyes, got up and walked out.
Only then did Meng Xiaochun let go of the man, no matter what the bartender and the man said, he followed Lu Shaoyan.
After all this tossing, it was already dark, and the street lights on the street were turned on.
Lu Shaoyan walked along the Yu-xi walking path for about ten minutes. He didn't know where he was going, so he just walked around casually.
He knew that Meng Xiaochun was following him, and he didn't understand what this guy wanted to do, but he didn't want to talk about it at all at this time, so what to do, the destruction of the world has nothing to do with him!
When Lu Shaoyan was tired from walking, he went to sit at the bus stop by the side of the road. After sitting for a while, a bus came. He looked up and saw that the last stop on the schedule on the window was the seaside beach. Get up and get in the car.
Meng Xiaochun followed the car.
There were very few passengers on this bus at the moment, so Lu Shaoyan sat on the window seat next to the back door.
As soon as he sat down firmly, Meng Xiaochun's follower sat down next to him.
Lu Shaoyan couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and asked, "Don't go too far! Don't touch me!"
"The bus is not yours." Meng Xiaochun said.
"But I sat here first! There are so many empty seats, you have to sit next to me? You did it on purpose!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "Can you just leave me alone?"
Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "You are the one making the noise. I didn't say anything at first."
"you--"
Lu Shaoyan can be pissed off, but after thinking about it, the words are ugly but yes, this bus is indeed not his own, as long as Meng Xiaochun doesn't sit on him, he really has no right to say anything...
At a loss, he had no choice but to give Meng Xiaochun a hard look, and then turned his head to look at the scenery outside the car window.
Meng Xiaochun began to close his eyes and meditate.
The bus at night is slow and swaying, a bit like a baby's cradle.
Lu Shaoyan was tired after crying for so long, and now he was looking at the scenery outside, being shaken by the car, his eyelids gradually began to fight.
Meng Xiaochun suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, he slowly opened his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and looked at the person who was sleeping soundly on his shoulders.
This look, keep looking, keep looking.
……
After a long time, the car finally reached the terminal.
The driver left the cockpit and said to the only two passengers in the rear compartment: "The last stop! Did you get on the wrong train? There is still a car to go back."
Meng Xiaochun said calmly: "No, I came here specially to see the sea."
"Huh? It's so dark, what's the sea? You're not afraid of being unsafe in the middle of the night?" the driver said.
That's right, but obviously the idiot wouldn't think about it, the idiot just thinks about it.
Meng Xiaochun took out his 300 yuan and handed it to the driver: "Leave us alone."
The driver looked at the two young men hesitantly. They both looked decent and beautiful, so they shouldn't be doing anything.
Alas, today's young people don't understand, and sometimes they are weird.
He came over to take the money and said, "I'll go to the control room to take a rest. There's still another trip coming up...you can sit if you want."
"Thank you." Meng Xiaochun said.
……
Lu Shaoyan fell into a deep sleep this time, and when he finally woke up, it was already four or five hours later, and no one was in the car.
on the beach.
Lu Shaoyan stared blankly at the moonlit sea not far away, turned his head to look at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting beside him looking at the sea level, and asked, "You, you carried me out of the car?"
"Drag it down with your feet." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.
Lu Shaoyan was about to get angry on the spot!But he came back to his senses in time, looked down at his clothes, and moved his body. He didn't feel sore and uncomfortable after being dragged, and his clothes were not dirty, so he curled his lips and frowned and said, "Can you stop being so sly? of?"
Meng Xiaochun looked at him and asked seriously, "Can't you tell that I'm joking with you?"
Lu Shaoyan looked at him, and replied seriously: "I'm sorry, I just heard that your mind is not normal." After a pause, he said, "I'm sorry, let me correct it and remove the word 'too', you pure It’s just out of your mind.”
Meng Xiaochun didn't speak any more, turned his eyes away, and continued to look at the sea level.
Lu Shaoyan also looked back at the sea, but he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it for a while...
Until late at night, the sea breeze became stronger and stronger, and Lu Shaoyan began to feel a little cold. He rubbed his arms subconsciously, but what he rubbed was not his own arm flesh, but the sleeve of the sweater...
He reacted suddenly, looked down, then turned to look at Meng Xiaochun, who was wearing only a short-sleeved white T, and asked in surprise, "Did you give me your clothes? When did you change them?"
On the way of the bus from the terminal back to the city, and then from the city back to the terminal, the temperature of the air conditioner in the car was low, and Lu Shaoyan shrugged his shoulders and shouted that it was cold, so Meng Xiaochun took off his sweater for him.
Lu Shaoyan was put on a piece of clothing, and he didn't wake up.
It is estimated that if someone takes off his clothes, he will not wake up.
……
Although Meng Xiaochun still had a dead face and didn't speak, for the sake of his clothes, Lu Shaoyan decided to forgive him.
Although this person is a love brain who doesn't know good and bad, and has a poisonous tongue, but good or bad is not so transparent, and he still has some conscience of being a human being... and he can be saved!
Seeing that it was getting colder and colder, Lu Shaoyan looked at Meng Xiaochun's exposed arm, scratched his face, and said awkwardly: "Uh, it's so late, I'm sleepy...I'm leaving, let's go to the hotel next door to open a restaurant." Sleeping in the room, do you like to go or not... For the sake of the clothes, I can reluctantly let you take a room, you want it or not!"
Meng Xiaochun didn't try to twitch with him, he stood up and looked at him when he heard this, with "I'm sure I'll rub if I get something for nothing" all over his face.
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