Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

K: There are people in the bedroom

Lu.: "Then stop posting. Oh, I just dropped my cup, I really like that cup~"

K: buy another one

Lu.: "If I can buy another one, I won't sigh! I can't buy it anymore, limited edition."

Lu.: "Wait a minute, I'll find you a picture."

About half a minute later, Lu Shaoyan sent a photo of the desk in the dormitory that he took before, and he circled the cup in the corner.

Lu.: "Forget it, let's not talk about it, my roommate is back."

K: um

Gou Yi turned around and closed the door, teasing Lu Shaoyan while taking off his shoes: "Where are you chatting with Meng Xiaochun?"

I'm fine, I chat with him?What can a man and a snake spirit talk about?Is the water of the West Lake my tears?Lu Shaoyan slandered so much, but he couldn't deny it, so he could only hum a couple of times perfunctorily.

But Gou Yi got excited, leaned over and asked: "I haven't made it clear before, what's the matter with you two? Is it something I can't even listen to?"

It's really not what you can hear!Lu Shaoyan thought secretly.

"Oh, I'm too lazy to tell you... Anyway, that's it, you go to the forum and read it yourself!" Lu Shaoyan grabbed the earphones and crawled on the bed, "I'm going to bed, don't disturb me."

"The person involved is right in front of me, and I went to the forum to read second-hand news..." Gou Yi muttered, curled his lips, and really took out his mobile phone to read the post on the forum.

……

Lu Lizhi promised to help solve it, and she acted vigorously.In the evening, Allen released Meng Xiaochun from the blacklist, saying that it was all a misunderstanding, and he will continue to help him plan his career in the future

In the early morning, the platform that blocked Meng Xiaochun's live broadcast sent a private message saying that there was no illegal content after investigation, and the normal live broadcast can continue.

Meng Xiaochun pulled Allen into the blacklist with a blank face, and then logged out of the live broadcast room.

The live broadcast platform rejected his cancellation application, and the little manager frantically sent him a private message to persuade him not to act rashly, it was just a routine misjudgment early in the morning!Don't worry!

Meng Xiaochun replied calmly: There is no shortage of money.

Then delete the small broker and apply for cancellation again.

Platform rejected again

The little manager can continue to send private messages to Meng Xiaochun without using his friends. He also found Meng Xiaochun's private social account through his mobile phone number and sent him a friend application. The reason for the application is: Who thinks there is too much money!Don't get stuck with money, brother!

Meng Xiaochun sent a letter of complaint to the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology about information leaks on the platform and users not being allowed to log out, and then ignored the live broadcast room.

……

Why do you still have to wait until you go to college...

The test scores were not too bad, but mentally he was a complete scumbag Lu Shaoyan held his chin in his hands and watched the old professor who was giving a passionate speech in the stand, his eyelids began to fight.

Alas, when this person is young, his physical fitness just can't keep up.

Gou Yi looked at the old professor seriously, and from time to time, when the professor was not paying attention, he glanced at Lu Shaoyan, whose head was shaking, and was ready to save the beauty at any time.

He waited for this opportunity for a long time, and finally, seeing Lu Shaoyan's face fell straight on the table, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover it.

At the same moment, the old professor announced that the class was over.

Lu Shaoyan smashed his face into Gou Yi's hand.

The classmates got up one after another, Gou Yi sighed, and coaxed the child helplessly: "Young Master Lu, wake up, after school, go back to sleep, ah, be good, be good."

After calling several times, Lu Shaoyan gave him a response, rubbed his eyes in a daze and raised his head: "But... yes... I... so... sleepy..."

As she said that, she folded her arms on the table, put her face on it, and murmured: "You...go...go...I...sleep...wake up...go...go... Zzzzzzz"

Gou Yi resisted the urge to rub his hands against his baby's chubby cheeks, couldn't help laughing foolishly twice, squeezed his throat and said numbly: "That can't be done, in case a big bad wolf takes the cute little baby away What should I do?"

"..."

Gou Yi has convulsions from time to time, Lu Shaoyan is used to it.At this moment, he couldn't get up to complain at all, and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

Gou Yi teased him a few times, seeing that Lu Shaoyan had made up his mind to wake up before leaving, so he had no choice but to give up, and was about to play with his phone for a while, when he inadvertently raised his head, was stunned, and asked, "Are you asking him out for dinner again?"

"Ah."

Meng Xiaochun responded lightly, sat on the seat on the other side of Lu Shaoyan, took out a book and a pen from his bag, and started to study.

"Then...then I'll leave first." Gou Yi said.

Meng Xiaochun ignored him, no more.

Gou Yi hastily picked up his schoolbag and ran away.

Although he scolded happily behind his back, in fact, he was a little inexplicably timid whenever he faced the opponent directly.

I can't tell why... Maybe it's because there are no highlights in Meng Xiaochun's eyes!The black stagnant water is really like a dead body but is stubbornly cheating, it looks creepy!

For the [-]th time, I feel that Lu Shaoyan's hobby is weird!

……

After all, it was uncomfortable to sleep on the table. Lu Shaoyan woke up not long after, but he was still a little dizzy. Turning his head to look, he didn't recognize who it was for a moment, and smiled at the beauty twice.

He's not a face controler, but he's not blind at the same time. Who wouldn't want to be close to a beautiful woman sitting next to him who insists on his own aesthetics?

Lu Shaoyan yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and warmly struck up a conversation: "Sister, are you coming to study at night?"

Sister Meng gave him a cold look, and began to pack up the textbooks.

Lu Shaoyan blinked, secretly thinking that this senior is really cold, she looks like Meng Xiaochun at first glance...

Not to mention, the more you look, the more you look like Meng Xiaochun. Is it because of this high-cold look, or the same high-cold look...

"Meng Xiaochun?!" Lu Shaoyan woke up suddenly, and asked with wide eyes, "Why are you here?"

Seeing that he was awake, Meng Xiaochun took out a piece of paper from the book, put it in front of him, and said, "Look at it."

Lu Shaoyan picked up the paper in puzzlement, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Handwritten centered title on the first line: Items to be charged.

The following is a horizontal and vertical hand-drawn form, which lists the charging standards of various fees, such as: 5 yuan for meals (reimbursement for meals with less delay), 10 yuan for holding hands, 20 yuan for hugs, 30 yuan for kisses on the forehead, 40 yuan for kisses, and 50 yuan for single photos 60 photos, 70 double photos, [-] videos...

Last line: 30th of every month

Special circumstances need to be reported for negotiation.

Lu Shaoyan didn't feel drowsy at all. He took several deep breaths, looked at Meng Xiaochun, and asked seriously, "Did you give it to me?"

Meng Xiaochun's tone was flat and extremely unfriendly: "There are only two answers and you can choose the wrong one."