Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

It took a full three seconds for Lu Shaoyan to come back to his senses. He withdrew the message in a panic, then put down his phone and ran to get a mop to suck up the water on the floor, and carefully sweep out all the broken glass.

Gou Yitu felt comfortable, and asked everyone to come in to change into slippers, while he himself simply went barefoot.It would be very bad if he stepped on broken glass in a while.

Lu Shaoyan carefully inspected every corner of the room, including the cabinets, under the tables and chairs. He checked all the corners of the room, and there was no broken glass, so the calculation was over.

After finishing his work, he picked up his phone again, and saw that K hadn't sent any new messages, and his heart skipped a beat.

Generally, in the case of losing a horse, the other party should not be a little excited, or a little suspicious, or... In short, they should ask a question or two more or less, right?For example, "Huh? Are you really Lu Shaoyan?" and so on.

K has been silent for a while now, what's the matter?

Could it be... Could it be that K has a grudge against me? !

Lu Shaoyan quickly recalled his social grievances and grievances in college.

After thinking about it, except for Meng Xiaochun, he has never had any grudges with anyone.Almost every day after finishing class in a low-key manner, he went to squat Meng Xiaochun, even if he wanted to offend people, it was very difficult, and he didn't have this American time at all.

Then... Maybe it's not in the category of enmity, but simply doesn't like yourself?

It's possible.

When Lu Shaoyan was in high school, he met a strange woman. He had poor grades, was ugly, spoke mean and vulgar, had low self-esteem and arrogance, and liked to discuss pornographic topics loudly with others in class... Debuffs were full.

This guy hates Lu Shaoyan very much, and he will target him a few times when he finds an opportunity.

The reason is simple: Lu Shaoyan is deeply loved by the girls in his class. (Most boys also like Lu Shaoyan very much, but this is not in his concern.)

In short, he broke the defense deeply.

……

Of course, it doesn't mean that K is also weird!It's just that there may not be a very reasonable reason to hate someone.

Although Lu Shaoyan can't think of a reason why K hates himself...

K is a warm guy, and he is good at playing games. Even if his appearance is not good, there should still be many people who like to hang out with him in reality, so he is unlikely to be jealous of other people who are good-looking. K is definitely not that kind of person.

Lu Shaoyan hesitated for a while, typing on the phone with both hands.

Lu.: I just made a slip of the tongue!My cup broke, I was shocked, I made a typo... just packed it!

Originally, he wanted to take advantage of the trend to blow up his vest, but seeing K's attitude now, he didn't dare.He really got along very well with K, and he didn't want to be cut off from him for no reason.

K returned to him after a while: What did you send?My roommate just told me to go to work.

Originally, Lu Shaoyan drooped his head, with frustration and annoyance written all over his face, but seeing K's reply at this moment, his eyes widened in shock, overjoyed!

Fuck!I am the Chosen One!Can this get me through? !Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!

For this little luck... no, big luck!Lu Shaoyan was immediately happy, leaning against the table and typing with a grin, even his fingertips exuded joy: No~ nothing~ leave it alone~

K: oh

Just when Lu Shaoyan thought he had successfully defended the vest, K said: You can't be Lu Shaoyan himself, right?your name is lu, road

The corners of Lu Shaoyan's mouth that had been raised high suddenly drooped in the opposite direction.

Lu.: Coincidence!Do you know what a coincidence is?My lu means licking, licking, okay? !

K: ...

K: That's fine too.

Successfully passed the level again, but Lu Shaoyan couldn't be happy anymore. He was very depressed after thinking about it, so he found a bunch of angry emoticons and sent them to K.

K: What's the matter?

Lu.: Let me ask you something, what do you think of Lu Shaoyan?

After posting, I felt that it was easy to lose the horse, so I hurriedly added: There is also Meng Xiaochun

K: I have never had contact with Lu Shaoyan, so I don’t know how he is

Lu.: Then do you hate him?

K: don't hate

Lu.: Huh?I thought you hated him

K: Why?

Lu.: No reason, just guessing [haha]

Lu Shaoyan was afraid that K's questioning would reveal his secrets, so he hurriedly changed the subject: Then what do you think of Meng Xiaochun?

K: He's mentally ill

Lu.:?

K: What do you think of Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun?

Lu.: I think Lu Shaoyan is a very nice person, easy to get along with [thumbs] Being friends with him will definitely not hurt you!

K: Are you friends with him?

Lu.: Not counting...a nodding acquaintance.I'm not very confident, so I'm not ashamed to play with him

Lu.: But he is very enthusiastic!Very friendly!He would see me staying in the corner and no one to play with me, so he would take the initiative to find me to play with!

K: Well, I heard that he is such a person

K: Then what do you think of Meng Xiaochun?

Lu.: I don't know.He was weird and didn't know what he was thinking all day long.

K: Then you hate him?

The chat stopped at K's words for a long time.

Then, Lu Shaoyan sent a voice message.

Click on it, and I heard Lu Shaoyan say word by word: "Hate, hate, die, he, it."

Just after listening, Lu Shaoyan sent a sentence: Can you listen to the voice now?

K: can

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly sent another voice over, asking, "Is my voice good?"

K: nice to hear

Lu Shaoyan continued to send voice: "Now you have heard my voice, I haven't heard yours, it's not fair, you can send me one too~"

K: not sent

Lu.: "Why?"

K: I hate dead voice

Lu.: "Huh? Why?"

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The glass is broken, the glass heart is martyred x