Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

"No, I just chose a relatively more normal option." Lu Shaoyan was almost speechless, "Did the hospital call you or something? If you are short of money, can you just tell me? Are you still doing this?" It's gaudy... What is this thing! Crazy? Are you a primary school student? Do I look like a bad guy?"

Meng Xiaochun stretched out his hand to take the piece of paper: "It's fine if you don't agree."

"Hey! Wait!" Lu Shaoyan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, hurriedly snatched the paper back, blinked madly and thought quickly, and then yelled, "I didn't say no!"

Hey, how many times can he really hold hands and kiss Meng Xiaochun?The recharge of [-] may not be used up until the end of the year.

But when it is used to piss off Qi Anyuan, it will be of great benefit!

Lu Shaoyan rolled his eyes, and tactfully confirmed to Meng Xiaochun: "Is it okay to take pictures or videos at any time? You won't hide anymore, right? You know that I must have taken pictures and sent them to Qi Anyuan!"

"Intimate photos are not allowed." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was immediately disappointed: "Then what else should I shoot? I can shoot your daily life without giving you money."

Meng Xiaochun reached out for the price list again: "Forget it."

"Hey wait! Don't forget it!" Lu Shaoyan put the watch in his arms to prevent him from snatching it, "You let me think about it..."

Lu Shaoyan thought about it, and said to himself: "Actually, this is more cost-effective than 1 yuan per month..."

Meng Xiaochun brutally broke his fantasy: "1 yuan will still be given."

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Why? If I still pay 1 yuan, why are there extra charges?"

"1 yuan is the basic salary." The snake spirit spat out a cold letter, "This is an additional item, and it will be calculated as a commission."

"Are you crazy about money?" Lu Shaoyan also became cold, and returned the paper to him expressionlessly, "Crazy, I gave you two points of color and even opened a dyeing workshop. I'm so used to you..."

After finishing speaking, Lu Shaoyan sat without moving, and Meng Xiaochun also sat without moving.

The two were silent for a long time, and Lu Shaoyan began to try to bargain: "In this way, I will give you 1 a month, all inclusive, and you don't want to do these little tricks anymore, okay?"

Meng Xiaochun picked up his schoolbag and left.

"Hey!" Lu Shaoyan called him hastily, "Wait a minute! We have something to talk about! Counter the price!"

Meng Xiaochun walked without looking back without hesitation.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly stuffed his things into his schoolbag, grabbed the schoolbag and quickly got up to catch up: "Do you often forget that you have a mouth? You bargain! How much do you want? Give us The price is acceptable to both!"

Meng Xiaochun stopped, watching Lu Shaoyan continue to "slide" forward two or three meters away from him because he didn't have time to brake before reacting to stop.

Fool.

The idiot hurriedly turned around and ran back, stood in front of Meng Xiaochun and raised his face slightly to look at him.

Lu Shaoyan's eyes are big, very clear, watery, always revealing innocence and innocence, a bit like... the eyes of a puppy.

Meng Xiaochun's eyes slowly moved to Lu Shaoyan's schoolbag, and asked, "Do you need me to help you carry the schoolbag?"

Lu Shaoyan didn't understand, so he was about to say "no need", Meng Xiaochun continued, "five yuan."

"..."

This person is crazy! ?

As the old saying goes, a penny kills a hero... The ancients never deceived me!

Seeing Meng Xiaochun like this, Lu Shaoyan felt a little sad.

After all, he hated Meng Xiaochun's ungratefulness, which was another matter. Now Meng Xiaochun abandoned his dignity to become a man in order to treat his grandma.

This is Meng Xiaochun who used to have eyes on the top of his head...

I didn't expect the snake spirit to be filial.

Moreover, the fee is not high if you think about it carefully, and it costs a few dollars to run errands.

What is this called... Everything is forced by life.well.

Lu Shaoyan thought for a long time by himself, then sighed: "Give me the watch again."

Meng Xiaochun gave him the fee list.

Lu Shaoyan read it again, and then reluctantly said: "Then let's do it... Can the basic salary be a little less? Eight thousand?"

"No." Meng Xiaochun refused him without hesitation.

Lu Shaoyan's mouth was ready to hang oil bottles immediately, and he threw the schoolbag into Meng Xiaochun's arms: "Take it! Five yuan!"

Meng Xiaochun took Lu Shaoyan's schoolbag in his hand and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

"It's the same as your treat!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, "You are as good as that picky man!"

"Who?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"None of your business." Lu Shaoyan was still angry.

Meng Xiaochun stopped talking.

"I'm so full of you, I don't want to eat, I'm going back to the dormitory..." Lu Shaoyan asked vigilantly, "How much will it cost to send me back to the dormitory?"

"The daily price for the morning, afternoon and evening pick-up package is 15. If I cannot pick you up due to special circumstances, no fee will be deducted." Meng Xiaochun said.

"...You should go to business school, not medical school." Lu Shaoyan mocked.

He gradually lost the light in his eyes and was already losing his temper.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak.

"Forget it, it's only three hundred a month, even if you take the schoolbag, the total is only four hundred and five..." Lu Shaoyan blinked and said shrewdly, "Wait, shouldn't the schoolbag be included in the pick-up package? One-buy price, three hundred and five, monthly subscription, pick-up and pick-up and schoolbag, whatever works, if not, I might as well ask Hu Peng to carry it for me."

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a moment, then said, "Four hundred."

"...OK! Four hundred!"

Fifty less is earning!Lu Shaoyan comforted himself in this way.

Meng Xiaochun asked, "What are you going to eat?"

One second before Lu Shaoyan refused again, Meng Xiaochun said, "Today is a trial service, free of charge."

Damn, can you hear the word "free" in the mouth of this money-crazed guy?Is this a vocabulary I can hear for free?

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said: "Okay—wait a minute, you won't have to pay for the meal, will you?"

Originally, he was not a person who cared about everything!But if Meng Xiaochun wanted to haggle over every detail with him, he would be even more fussy than Meng Xiaochun!Not only does he care about everything, he wants to care about two by two, milligrams and milligrams!

"I'm out. Tonight is an experience service, and all service fees are fully covered." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Then where are you carrying your schoolbag now?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"No." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Then what if I want to take a photo of you during the meal? A photo of the two of you together!" Lu Shaoyan said anxiously.

"No. But each experience is limited to one time." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Really?" Lu Shaoyan couldn't stand this kind of stimulation, and he was about to take advantage of it, rounding it up to save [-] million, he suddenly smiled, and tentatively said, "Then, what if I kiss you? "

"There's no need to talk so much nonsense, as I said, it's all services." Meng Xiaochun said.

Because he took advantage of [-] million yuan, Lu Shaoyan magnanimously forgave this snake for not being able to spit out dog teeth at this moment, and said, "Then you should be mentally prepared, tonight——experience a few times for free." click it?"

"Until eight o'clock tomorrow morning." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan's eyes lit up again: "Hey hey hey hey, you are ready not to sleep tonight Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!!!"

The author has something to say:

Meng Xiaochun: You'd better keep your word this time.

#Beware of the trap of consumerism#

Thank you Dakar for your support, the day after tomorrow (Wednesday) into V!There will be three more at that time.Maybe it will be released together, maybe it will be released chapter by chapter orz. In short, I can confirm that it will definitely not be updated at [-]:[-] on Wednesday (. As usual, it will be updated later haha ​​QWQ