Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Meng Xiaochun was concentrating on listening to the teacher's lecture on the stage, when suddenly the mobile phone in his pocket received a call and kept vibrating.

First rule out Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan knew that he had class at the moment, even if he wanted to play a prank or play a young master's temper, he wouldn't hit him at this time.

Maybe it was Allen or someone else who came to talk to him about last night's dispute, or maybe it was his nominal uncle Nguyen Fan.

Ruan Fan's original name was Meng Fan. He was not popular all the time, and he was never willing to admit that it was because of his lack of hardware and software. A mysterious and low-key Internet-unnamed Southeast Asian metaphysics master recommended by him helped him to choose this stage name.

It has been three years since the name was changed, although Ruan Fan is still not in the position, but Ruanfan is indeed eating more and more, which is enough to show that the master may really have something.

……

However, it could also be from the hospital.

Meng Xiaochun usually sits in the back row by the window, and it's the same today. If he does a little trick, the teacher won't notice.

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked down at the caller ID, it was Ruan Fan.

never mind.

Meng Xiaochun put the phone back in his pocket and continued to listen carefully to the class.

Ruan Fan called several times, but no one answered, so he had to send a message instead.

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him.

If grandma had an emergency, the hospital would definitely be more urgent than Ruan Fan looking for him.

It wasn't until the recess that Meng Xiaochun took out his phone again to read the messages Ruan Fan sent to him.

Ruan Fan posted a lot of nonsense, babbling and talking nonsense, but fortunately, Meng Xiaochun's Chinese and mathematics combined for the college entrance examination added up to 298.

The general situation is: Bi Antai has investigated Meng Xiaochun a long time ago, and knowing the relationship between Meng Xiaochun and Ruan Fan, it is indeed premeditated to plot against Lu Shaoyan.

At present, because Lu Shaoyan is protecting Meng Xiaochun, Bi Antai might want to sell Meng Xiaochun in front of Lu Shaoyan, so he didn't touch Meng Xiaochun directly. Ruan Fan has resources, and even helped him jump to a first-line entertainment company as an artist, but now Meng Xiaochun doesn't know how to praise, so Ruan Fan not only won't get resources, but may also be implicated and attacked.

Ruan Fan's reaction was as expected by Bi Antai, and he immediately came to ask Master Meng Xiaochun Xing in a rage.

Meng Xiaochun didn't reply to Ruan Fan's message, so he called Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan deliberately hung up twice before answering, lazily and knowingly asked: "Who~ah~?"

"Have you eaten?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"I'm full of gas, still eat?" Lu Shaoyan asked back.

"I was joking with you at the time, it was sentimental." Meng Xiaochun explained blankly.

Lu Shaoyan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Meng Xiaochun, how dare you say that! Do you think I'm a fool?"

"Last month, Gu Er brought his girlfriend to class, and that's how she flirted with her." Meng Xiaochun said with reason and evidence, more or less with a bit of smuggling.

"I don't care about you, anyway, I'm very angry now! Meng Xiaochun, you are my little lover, not my girlfriend. You have to settle your position and don't give yourself a shit. I haven't heard that sentence Talk? What people are most afraid of is not being able to balance their position." Lu Shaoyan said deeply.

"...Well, I see, I'm sorry." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was startled again: "You actually apologized? My [-] is really worthless." He couldn't help feeling, "It's really a penny that kills a hero... But I'm still angry, and I can't let you do it casually." Apologies for muddling through like this."

He didn't pick up his money from the ground, he asked his mother, grandparents, and grandparents for [-] yuan!

But don't look at [-] or [-] as if it's a lot, once he spends it, it's gone.

Moreover, who gave ten thousand and ten thousand?They are all for the secondary card.As long as he has to ask for it, if he doesn't want it, he will assume that he still has enough money to spend, and he will not take the initiative to give it.

Said that he was afraid that he would be deceived by bad guys outside.

Listen to this, what a shabby person.

He is almost twenty, how can he still be cheated of money?Isn't this university a waste of time?Isn't it a waste to choose a major?

How infuriating.

Of course, if you get angry, you still have to ask for money...but it's so unhappy.

So his money rounded also belongs to hard-earned money!So he spends [-] yuan a month to support Meng Xiaochun, so he can't indulge Meng Xiaochun too much!Otherwise, the price/performance ratio is even lower than him going to the video game city to pick up dolls!The tiankeng belongs to yes!

……

Lu Shaoyan was muttering in his heart, and Meng Xiaochun said, "I invite you to dinner at noon."

"Forget it!" Lu Shaoyan snorted twice, implying crazily with ulterior motives, "I will never eat with you again, not only do I have nothing to eat, but I will watch you eat, and I will not be allowed to video... mainly Don't let me record it!"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a while, and under the urging of Lu Shaoyan, "What are you doing? Are you dumb again? If you don't speak, I'll hang up." He changed the topic and said, "Biantai..."

This is a serious matter, Lu Shaoyan temporarily put away his personal grievances with Meng Xiaochun, and patted his chest to comfort the restless Xiaoqinger: "Leave him alone, I will handle it."

"Are you going to negotiate with him?" Meng Xiaoqinger asked.

"Am I stupid? I went to negotiate with him. I thought he was just a smiling tiger before. I was shocked by what happened last night. I went to him. What if he also drugged me? I don't want to Your legs are so embarrassing! Damn, I'm so embarrassed just talking about it now, my face is burning!"

Lu Shaoyan felt more and more embarrassed, so he couldn't help but speed up his speech, and a string of words jumped out like firecrackers.

It seems that as long as he speaks fast enough, embarrassment will not be able to catch up with him.

"I'll go to my mother, let my mother go to Qi Anyuan's father, let Qi Anyuan's father do it. If he doesn't do it, I will buy a navy and say that Qi Anyuan and my half-brother are only better than me. Half a year younger, anyway, I have the marriage certificate between him and my mother, haha."

The subject changed, and he frantically stated, "This is my trump card. I usually don't use it easily, but for you, I will use it. You will know how to repay you! Next time I secretly take pictures of you, you will Pretend you didn’t see it, you know? Otherwise, you’d be so stupid.”

After Meng Xiaochun listened patiently, he asked seriously: "Are you going to tell your mother that Bi Antai drugged me, and then I fucked your leg?"

"Are you sick? Am I sick? Did I tell my mother that?" Lu Shaoyan was speechless, and rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, "How does your head grow, may I ask?"

"Then what would you say?" Meng Xiaochun asked him.

"I'll just say—just say...I'll just...say...say..." Lu Shaoyan didn't say anything for a long time, licked his lips, and said awkwardly, "Anyway, anyway, anyway, I have something to say, I Find another way to say it, and I'll say...uh...how about I tell the truth? You were a victim at the time, your mind was unclear, and it wasn't intentional, so my mother won't blame you. "

"..."

really.Already guessed this would be the case.Good thing I made the call.

Meng Xiaochun closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"Hello? Are you still there? Don't talk again? Can you change it? Every time you talk and don't answer, it's very rude." Lu Shaoyan complained on the other end of the phone.

Meng Xiaochun opened his eyes and said, "Before you tell the truth, don't tell the truth about what happened after we went to the hotel, just say that I have been taking cold showers."

"Oh... yes, I can change the details a little bit." Lu Shaoyan suddenly realized.

"Don't change the details yourself, just follow my instructions." Meng Xiaochun said.

"What do you mean? Do you think I'm going to slip up?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Yes." Meng Xiaochun spoke bluntly.

"You—forget it, I won't argue with you and lower my grade." Lu Shaoyan said.

He just thought about it quickly, and felt that Meng Xiaochun's worry was not unreasonable. After all, Lu Shaoyan had been an upright man all his life, and he was not Qi Anyuan's kind of green tea spirit who ate his lies and put a mask on his face!

Just as he was talking, it was time for class, Meng Xiaochun said, "It's time for class, don't tell your mother yet, I'll teach you during lunch, and you can talk about it after you memorize it well."

"Oh, okay, then hang up first." Lu Shaoyan said.

……

Gou Yi fell asleep, and when he was woken up by Hu Peng, the sun was already drying his ass.

Remembering that this morning's class was taught by a certain professor who is known as the cold-blooded and ruthless king of Hades, he hurried back to school with Hu Peng, and was free to browse the forum on the way...

"Fuck! Did something happen last night that I don't know about?!" Gou Yi handed the phone to Hu Peng, staring at him and asking.

Hu Peng quickly glanced at the post and was also shocked: "Ask Xia Lu?"

Gou Yi hurriedly called Lu Shaoyan: "Why is Master Lu so fat? The forums are all discussing you and the snake spirit!"

"I know, I'm watching." Lu Shaoyan was very calm, but there was a trace of displeasure in his calmness, "Why do they all think that Meng Xiaochun is 1 and I am 0?"

Gou Yi was even more shocked: "You kissed him last night?!"

"Oh, that's not true." Lu Shaoyan said, "But I transferred 1 to him, so I must be [-], so I have to be, otherwise I won't be such a thing? I won't be a big wronged person." ?"

"Wait, Young Master Lu, I was confused by you...so what did you two do last night?" Gou Yi asked.

"No." Lu Shaoyan firmly denied.

"Then why did he suddenly agree? He agreed for 1 yuan? Didn't everyone in the past be steadfast and unyielding rather than obey?" Gou Yi asked.

"I finally realized how terrible the entertainment industry is. Ai Ai nervously asked me if I could help him solve Bi Antai just now." , Gou Yi, don't you think, I'm actually quite awesome, hey, even Meng Xiaochun is afraid of Bi Antai, I can solve it quite easily!"

"Of course I have less Lu! Isn't this pure nonsense?" Gou Yi changed the subject, "But you are really 1? Listen to me, in fact, being 1 is not as cool as 0, to be honest, I definitely won't lie to you."

"How is it possible!" Lu Shaoyan didn't believe it.

"I promise you my relationship with you." Gou Yi said.

Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, then shook his head: "No, it still won't work."

"Why?" Gou Yi asked.

Lu Shaoyan's tone was complicated and solemn: "I might die."