Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Gou Yi rushed to the school anxiously, and went directly to the classroom.Lu Shaoyan brought him his schoolbag and came over.

Taking advantage of the absence of class, as soon as Gou Yi's butt touched the chair, he immediately whispered to Lu Shaoyan mysteriously, wanting to know why Lu Shaoyan couldn't and why the snake spirit was so good.

Lu Shaoyan pushed him away "Oh, don't come closer, ah, ah, stay away, ah, ah, class is coming, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! "

"Tell me what's wrong? We are together, why can't you tell me what happened?" Gou Yi questioned.

"Oh, this is someone's privacy!" Lu Shaoyan said.

"It's not your privacy, what kind of privacy is a snake spirit's privacy!" Gou Yi leaned over again, "Tell me in detail!"

"Do not say!"

The two were entangled, and it was time for class.Seeing Hades walk in, Gou Yi hastily shut up and sat upright, not daring to do anything wrong.

During the break in the middle of the class, Gou Yi continued to pester him, Lu Shaoyan continued to push him and refused, until the next class, Gou Yi sat upright again without looking sideways.

Then, the morning class is over.

The students packed their things and got up to leave the classroom one after another. Lu Shaoyan also wanted to leave, but was grabbed by Gou Yi: "There is no one else now, please tell me quickly, or I will scratch my heart..."

He was talking when there was an unusual commotion.

Gou Yi and Lu Shaoyan both followed the voice and were stunned.

Meng Xiaochun stood at the door of the classroom, looking at Lu Shaoyan.

Some students are not interested, continue to go their own way

Some students glanced frantically between Meng Xiaochun and Lu Shaoyan, and some of them even whispered or took out their mobile phones to surf the Internet passionately, their faces were filled with excitement that was not so high during the Chinese New Year holiday.

Affected by such an atmosphere, Lu Shaoyan became inexplicably shy, and complained in a low voice: "What are you doing..."

Gou Yi who was sitting beside him suddenly let out a long sigh.

Lu Shaoyan stared at him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

"I'm not doing anything, I'm just thinking... well, his personality is really annoying, but every time I see him in person, I can't say anything bad about him, he's too big." Gou Yi sighed, "It's a pity, you like him, And I'm not the third."

You can get him away quickly!I'm not as hungry as you!

These two words had already rushed into Lu Shaoyan's throat, and he forcefully persuaded them to retreat back into his stomach.

The play has to go on.

Moreover, what kind of taste does Gou Yi have?Go all over the place, goofy man, snake man, just don't get Hu Peng.

Hu Peng must have a crush on Gou Yi, needless to say!

Lu Shaoyan felt that he must be a legendary CP fan, so he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable for no reason at this moment. He looked at Gou Yi, deliberately said bad things about Meng Xiaochun, and gave points to his good brother Hu Peng: "You can Don't look at his appearance, in fact, he is a loser, so he looks noble. In fact, he is a chicken thief, but he is not as serious as Hu Peng. I like Hu Peng who has a little heart... Oh, don't mention Hu Peng Just make a funny face, Peng, I'm serious, Hu Peng is really good..."

Seeing that Gou Yi almost rolled his eyes, Lu Shaoyan felt that he should plant grass for him in a different direction.

After thinking about it, Gou Yi was very rough, Lu Shaoyan responded to the symptoms: "Hu Peng has such a good figure, I want to touch those (accent) muscles after seeing them! It's... still big!"

Hu Peng is not an exhibitionist, but the three of them live in the same dormitory, and they are also boys. Occasionally, they want to cool off and take advantage of the absence of Lu Shaoyan and Gou Yi, so they come out after taking a shower and only wear bullet shorts. Unexpectedly, these two people just came back The situation is not uncommon.

Lu Shaoyan also wanted to stay in the dormitory wearing only shorts, how comfortable that would be.But Gou Yi didn't let him do that, let him take care of Hu Peng's mood.

Gou Yi is sure that in his heart, whether he knows it or not, he likes Hu Peng anyway, and the two of them headed for each other!

Lu Shaoyan has been secretly thinking about this for a long time, but the two of them insisted on playing ambiguously, and neither of them made it clear, and Gou Yi still has a real boyfriend, Lu Shaoyan has never found a good opportunity to talk about it and talk about it.

Lu Shaoyan racked his brains to get the two buddies to kiss him: "Also, Hu Peng's...that waist! Isn't that what you often say, dude! Dog! Waist! That...that's not good? !"

Damn he's going to die!He would be so embarrassed to say such a thing!He really dared to break through mountains and seas of fire for his brother!

Lu Shaoyan was digging his toes on the ground, silently praising himself, and wanted to make persistent efforts, but he really didn't know what to say to Gou Yi's distorted face: "What are you doing? Are your eyes cramping?"

Gou Yi gave him a wink that a blind man could understand now, but he couldn't get it. Gou Yi felt that he was going to cramp, so he simply said, "Meng Xiaochun is behind you."

As he spoke, he raised his eyes and greeted Meng Xiaochun with a smile.

Meng Xiaochun didn't return Gou Yi's greeting, and didn't even look at him at all, his eyes were fixed on Lu Shaoyan.

Gou Yi rolled his eyes a little, and immediately felt that this guy was very handsome, but he didn't understand what Lu Shaoyan's distorted taste was!

Although Hu Peng is not as good as Meng Xiaochun, he is better than being infatuated!

Hu Peng has a crush on Lu Shaoyan, Gou Yi has been suspicious for a long time.

But the child is honest and honest, probably because Lu Shaoyan said that he likes Meng Xiaochun, so he had to endure the pain and silently guard him as a friend.

In this way, Gou Yi wouldn't be able to talk too much, otherwise Hu Peng and Lu Shaoyan would be so embarrassing, friends would have nothing to do, the small group of three would be broken, and it would be very embarrassing for him to be caught in the middle!

Alas, what love is in this world!

Lu Shaoyan was taken aback, looked back at Meng Xiaochun who was standing behind him, and accused: "It's rude to eavesdrop on others!"

"Don't you often do such impolite things?" Meng Xiaochun asked back.

"Can it be the same?" Lu Shaoyan thought carefully that it was indeed the same, but he had already said the words, so he could only bite the bullet and smooth things over for himself, "I am very polite, but you are not polite. So anyway, I'm more polite than you."

Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "Polite Lu Shaoyan, you have exceeded our agreed time by half an hour."

"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan looked at the time, "Oh... I'm the teacher's procrastination, are you to blame?"

Anyway, whose fault is the fault of this world, it cannot be his fault!

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak any more, picked up Lu Shaoyan's schoolbag and walked outside the classroom.

Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to hastily say to Gou Yi, "I have something to go to lunch with Meng Xiaochun, you go to Hu Peng" and chased after him.

Gou Yi: "..."

What's the use of me looking for Hu Peng!Is it a foregone conclusion to tell him that his lovelorn is over? !

In view of the death of the chinchilla that the three of them shared in the dormitory before, Hu Peng hid in the toilet and cried for an hour. Now that love is dead, I don’t know how long Hu Peng can cry. Choose to dodge.

He lowered his head and sent a message to Hu Peng, vaguely saying that he and Lu Shaoyan had something to eat out, so they would not reconcile with him.

……

Although Lu Shaoyan tried his best to maintain his face verbally, he was a little uneasy in his heart.After all, he is a polite person. If he wants to say bad things, he has to say them in front of people. What's the matter behind his back?Especially, talking behind someone's back and being heard by that person, this...

Lu Shaoyan secretly glanced at Meng Xiaochun's face while walking, but didn't see anything.

In terms of Meng Xiaochun's expression, let's put it this way, the FBI locked him in the interrogation room and stared at his micro-expressions for eight hours with a magnifying glass, but he could only be acquitted and released.

"Hello." Lu Shaoyan decided to break the ice, pointing to the milk tea shop by the road, "Do you want milk tea? I invite you."

Meng Xiaochun turned around and walked towards the milk tea shop.

The clerks and customers of the milk tea shop all knew Meng Xiaochun (and Lu Shaoyan) unilaterally, and basically all knew about today's big news. At this moment, they were lucky enough to watch the scene, and a tacit understanding fell from the sky. The originally lively place suddenly became silent.

Meng Xiaochun didn't care about other people's eyes, and calmly stood at the end of the line.

But Lu Shaoyan suddenly cared!

These are all his classmates!It's his honest classmate!It's not a dandy circle full of luxury and money!Such things as taking care of Xiaoqing'er... How offensive!

He used 1 yuan (+ threats) to get everyone's cold Bai Yueguang... If this matter gets out, how will everyone view this society and the world? !Will the three views collapse from now on, thinking that it is great to have money, and even Meng Xiaochun can be corrupted, so why should I insist on principles so hard?Since then, it has been frenzied and shocking to achieve the goal by any means...

Lu Shaoyan stood shyly outside the milk tea shop and winked at the poor and miserable Meng Xiaochun who had been slapped so badly by fate, telling him not to buy it and come out quickly!

But Meng Xiaochun didn't look at him at all!

Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to frantically take pictures of him on his mobile phone, and occasionally copy and paste a sentence for him, "Don't drink, don't buy, let's go."

Meng Xiaochun didn't look at his phone at all!

Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to open the game and hypnotize himself to forget the real situation.

By the way, talk to K! K is the best at comforting people!

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly sift through the friends list of each game, and then checked on the social software, K was not online.

He was feeling lost when he heard Meng Xiaochun's voice: "Here."

Look up and see the milk tea first.The only thing that can comfort him is that this is a new drink he likes to drink recently, so Meng Xiaochun hit it by mistake.

Lu Shaoyan took the milk tea and urged: "Okay, let's go!"

He led Meng Xiaochun out for more than ten meters before he was relieved, took a sip of milk tea to calm down the shock, came back to his senses, settled the score after autumn, and found fault: "I'm still dedicated, not at all, don't even ask me what flavor I want, Perfunctory."

Meng Xiaochun said blankly, "If you don't drink, give it back to me."

"You can say this kind of thing?" Lu Shaoyan hurriedly drank two more sips in shock, and then, as if drinking Wangqing water, he forgot the previous topic in seconds and started the next one, "What are you going to eat next?"

"Chongqing hot pot." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan turned to look at him, and asked calmly: "You started again, right? You want to provoke me, and then I will say in a fit of anger that I will never include you again, so you can regain your freedom and run towards Qi Anyuan, right? ?”

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and drank the cup of green tea with lowered eyes.

Sure enough, Lu Shaoyan went on to say: "You are dreaming. The more you behave like this, the more I want to cover you. Hey, I will be angry in turn. Death, you!"

Meng Xiaochun looked up at him and said, "I'm not angry."

"Hahahaha Jie Jie Jie! I know you are going to die of anger now! I didn't fall for your tricks! Jie Jie Jie Jie! You are just pretending to be calm, trying not to make me proud, Jie Jie Jie Jie, I know it all !" Lu Shaoyan laughed wildly.

Meng Xiaochun looked at him and smiled, then leaned over and took a sip of his milk tea.

"Jie Jie Jie——" the villain's laughter stopped abruptly, and he turned into a victim on the spot, "You are here again! I really don't want to have dinner with you, I suspect that you will even grab my meal later!"

Meng Xiaochun said: "Gu Er also drinks his girlfriend's milk tea like this."

Lu Shaoyan said madly: "I told you that you are not my girlfriend! Even if you want to imitate, I have to drink your milk tea! I am the boss and you are the boss? I get paid and you get paid?"

Without saying a word, Meng Xiaochun handed his own green tea to Lu Shaoyan.

Full of anger, Lu Shaoyan leaned over and drank half a glass in one gulp, then proudly raised his chin to demonstrate to Meng Xiaochun.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and continued to drink green tea.