Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

The breakfast Meng Xiaochun bought for himself was 2 siu mai + 2 steamed buns, and 1 soy milk + 1 tea egg for Lu Shaoyan.

After buying, he sat across from Lu Shaoyan, handed his share over, and ate his own with lowered eyes.

Lu Shaoyan sighed.

Meng Xiaochun ignored him and continued to eat his own.

Lu Shaoyan turned up the volume: "Oh!"

Meng Xiaochun was so absorbed in eating breakfast that he just ignored him.

"Meng Xiaochun!" Lu Shaoyan could only call the roll.

Only then did Meng Xiaochun look up at him.

"Is this your work attitude?" Lu Shaoyan sneered, "I said so well earlier, I was still thinking about giving you a year-end bonus, but this is the end? Gou Yi would even buy me soy milk for me. The straw is inserted!"

"Aren't you handless?" Meng Xiaochun asked calmly.

"You don't have hands! Is this the same thing?!" Lu Shaoyan rolled his eyes at him, turned his face away, "Don't eat!"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, but just reached out and took the soy milk and straw in front of Lu Shaoyan to his face, and inserted the straw into it.

Lu Shaoyan seemed to be looking elsewhere, but in fact his eyeballs slipped quietly to the side. From the corner of his eye, he paid close attention to Meng Xiaochun, the fisherman in the workplace. Seeing that he had repented, he snorted, and turned to face Meng Xiaochun, Just about to forgive the new employee tolerantly and give the other party a chance...

The Mengxin employee swallowed the straw he had just inserted, and drank by himself.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Meng Xiaochun drank two mouthfuls of soy milk, put it down, ate two mouthfuls of buns, and drank the soy milk again.

"You did it on purpose, didn't you?" Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he couldn't get out, and asked calmly, "You just want to piss me off, right? Don't worry, I'm getting mad at you, I'm used to it, I I won’t be mad at you, I’ll just ask for the 1 yuan back.”

Mentioning Meng Xiaochun's weakness, Meng Xiaochun was really scared in seconds!Open your mouth and explain: "You said you don't want to eat."

It was comparable to the effect of triggering Lu Shaoyan's anger if he didn't explain it.

"Am I not going to eat? I asked you to insert a straw for me!" Lu Shaoyan argued, "Since you can insert a straw, why don't you give me a drink after inserting it? You want to drink it yourself?"

"Because you don't want to drink soy milk, but you want to provoke trouble. You pointed your phone at me, it should be a video, and you plan to send it to Qi Anyuan." Meng Xiaochun calmly analyzed and explained Lu Shaoyan's motives.

Lu Shaoyan silently put the erected mobile phone flat, his eyes dodged, and he hesitated: "I don't know what you're talking about..." He quickly broke the jar, "So what? Otherwise, I'm looking for you just to make you look good So handsome? I told you from the beginning, I just want to piss him off, how about it?"

"..."

Meng Xiaochun lowered his eyes and continued to eat breakfast. After finishing his share of soy milk, just when Lu Shaoyan thought he would get up and leave the cafeteria according to the nature of the snake spirit, he reached out to take the tea eggs in front of Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan quickly grabbed the egg in his hand and asked, "Are you still eating? It's just breakfast. Can you digest so much?"

Meng Xiaochun looked at him and said calmly, "Peel the eggs for you."

Unexpectedly, Lu Shaoyan froze for a while, blinked his eyes, thinking that he heard it wrong: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly."

"Peel your eggs." Meng Xiaochun repeated.

"Really?" Lu Shaoyan was full of mistrust towards the nature of the snake, "Didn't you want to trick me into giving you the egg, and then you peel the shell and eat it yourself?"

Meng Xiaochun asked back: "Why would I do such a boring and childish thing?"

"How do I know? Don't you think you were not boring and childish when you drank my soy milk just now?" Lu Shaoyan asked back.

Meng Xiaochun was silent.

Because what Lu Shaoyan said was right, his actions just now were very boring and childish.

That's it again.

And unconsciously doing boring and childish things.

Birth control surgery should be done as soon as possible.

Otherwise, he didn't know what more stupid things he would do.

Seeing that he stopped talking, Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, but he still focused on revenge, so he found the steps by himself, passed the egg over, and changed the subject: "Then you peel it for me, and just pretend that what happened just now is nothing. Happened. Early in the morning, I won’t quarrel with you.”

Meng Xiaochun silently took a deep breath of the early morning air, took the tea eggs, stopped his movements, and looked at (Lu Shaoyan thought) the mobile phone camera that quietly rose from the dining table and the center of Lu Shaoyan's chest.

Under Meng Xiaochun's gaze, the phone silently dropped.

Lu Shaoyan was really a little hungry.In short, let’s eat this egg first. If you want to record a small video, you can record it later, such as when you are having lunch today.

Meng Xiaochun withdrew his gaze, carefully peeled the shell of the egg, and under Lu Shaoyan's expectant gaze, put the egg into his mouth, took a bite, and began to chew slowly.

"..."

Lu Shaoyan's already big eyes gradually opened wider, until he burst into flames and burst out, "Meng Xiaochun, you are endless! Don't eat! I won't eat!"

After shouting, he left the table angrily and went straight to the dormitory!

……

In the early morning, a new post appeared on the gossip section of the school forum, and it was posted with the title: Damn who is killing KSWL!

[I really never thought that mxc would be like this when talking about love!Mom, Mom, Mom!He has been teasing lsy ah ah ah ah!Act like no one else, brothers and sisters!Act like no one else is there!A bunch of people around us looked at them, they flirted like no one else, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[Chasing a tall and cold man is like this, it will reverse the polarity.Don't ask me how I know. 】

[But I want to ask 23333, so sisters LS really don't tell their own stories? 】

[I'm not a sister, I'm that tall and cold man. Later, she thought I was too clingy and dumped me. 】

【,,, I'msosorrytohearthat==,】