Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Hu Peng, who works on time and is in good health, was awakened from his dream by Gou Yi's call. Hearing the reason, he hurriedly took a taxi from school to pick him up.

It was already early in the morning, and Gou Yi was tired and sleepy, so he said, "Just open a room nearby, I really can't do it... Go back now, the dormitory auntie is asleep, and it's okay to wake them up." good."

"I didn't bring my ID card, so I couldn't get a room," Hu Peng said.

"Damn it, I didn't bring it either... What's the use of you!" Gou Yi could only say, "Go back, go back..."

Hu Peng continued: "But I have a suite nearby that I can live in."

"Can you speak without panting?" Gou Yi asked.

"I'm sorry." Hu Peng apologized honestly.

"Forget it, let's go to your room...why do you have a room here?" Gou Yi asked.

"The building of my third uncle's family moved abroad and was eager to sell it. The price was low, so my parents bought it. Now I keep one for self-occupation and rent out the others," Hu Peng explained.

"Oh. How far is it?" Gou Yi asked with a straight face.He was really sleepy.

"About 800 meters." Seeing him like this, Hu Peng took two steps ahead, squatted in front of him, and said, "Come up, and carry you on your back."

"So nice? Then I won't be polite to you!" Gou Yi was afraid that he would go back on his word, so he quickly got on the ground and said nice things happily, "Why don't I always say that you are the most loyal, see you Lu Shaona Sex Wangyou is different, once he sees Meng Xiaochun, he can't find the southeast, north, south, east, west, north... Alas, I forgot, I have to tell him he's safe."

Hu Peng carried Gou Yi on his back as he walked on the deserted street in the early morning, and Gou Yi was on the phone.

Called many times, but no one answered.

Gou Yi became worried: "Are you okay? You haven't answered my phone calls."

Hu Peng comforted him: "He is with Meng Xiaochun, so he should be fine."

"That's true...but it's not necessarily true." Gou Yi said deeply, "Some things are only dangerous when Meng Xiaochun is around."

……

Lu Shaoyan wants to call the police!

But he couldn't even touch the edge of the phone!

Originally, he wanted to endure a moment of calm and take a step back, but in the final analysis, he also has a little bit of responsibility.

Indeed, Meng Xiaochun pushed him away at first...

Because of this, he was furious, blood rushed to his forehead, made up his mind, rushed forward and kissed this ignorant guy forcefully.

Then Meng Xiaochun pushed him away again!And called him crazy!

Then he must not be able to bear it!The atmosphere is all there!So he threw himself back again!

This time he was prepared to catch Meng Xiaochun to death, the most important thing was to catch Meng Xiaochun's vitals!Meng Xiaochun was really jealous, and wanted to push him away again, but he couldn't!

But Lu Shaoyan didn't have time to be proud for more than three seconds, and Meng Xiaochun pushed him against the wall...

Then it was Meng Xiaochun's turn to kiss him!

Lu Shaoyan was stunned.

Really, he was stunned for a moment.

The Meng Xiaochun who can push him away is Meng Xiaochun!Why did you really kiss me?

It's so meowy to kiss so hard!It was stronger than pushing him just now!

Lu Shaoyan subconsciously hid back, but there was a wall behind him, and Meng Xiaochun didn't give him any space, he hugged him tightly, and he couldn't move at all.

So he was even more confused.

When Lu Shaoyan finally came to his senses, he was already on the bed, and Meng Xiaochun was already on top of him.

This...doesn't look right no matter how you look at it? !

Lu Shaoyan struggled hard for a few times, but found that the hard work was useless, so he hurriedly asked Lu Junjie, who knew current affairs, to go up and said softly: "Meng Xiaochun, calm down first, I am Lu Shaoyan, not Qi Anyuan... I am the one you hate the most Lu Shaoyan! It's Lu Shaoyan, Lu Shaoyan, Lu Shaoyan! Don't be impulsive!"

He didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but he always felt that Meng Xiaochun became more impulsive after listening to it.

It can make Meng Xiaochun lose control like this... That medicine is so terrifying!

In the current situation, even Lu Shaoyan can vaguely realize that Meng Xiaochun wants to be 1!

So, all he can do at this moment is to hold on to his waistband tightly...

Around Lu Shaoyan's belt, the two fought fiercely, and finally ended with Lu Shaoyan crying and winning.

But it didn't end there.

Lu Shaoyan thought about it, and admitted that he was a little arrogant and excessive not long ago. It can be said that he was the one who flirted first...

So he advised himself to bear with it for a while.

but!

"Meng Xiaochun, you can't finish it!" Lu Shaoyan couldn't bear to turn his head away, "My patience has a limit! You———"

Meng Xiaochun kissed him again.

……

Gou Yi was so tired that he just wanted to sleep, but he thought he was dirty, so he forced himself to take a shower, came out and lay down on the bed in the bedroom, just wanted to sleep like this...

The phone vibrated.

With his last breath, he touched the phone and held it up to his face to barely recognize it—it really was a message from Lu Shaoyan.

Gou Yi patted his face, yawned and clicked in.

Young Master Lu: I just had something to do, but I didn't receive a call.Have you and Hu Peng gone back?

Gou Yi was too lazy to type too many words, so he just replied "um", and didn't say that he and Hu Peng didn't go back to school.

But for other things, he still has to type with his last breath: Are you okay just now?What's the matter?I'm dying of anxiety.

Young Master Lu: It's nothing, don't talk anymore, you can rest [bye]

Gou Yi vaguely felt that something was wrong, but his sleepy head was like a paste at the moment, and he couldn't remember what was wrong...

Then let it go for now.

He casually responded with an expression, threw the phone away, closed his eyes and fell asleep for a second.

……

Lu Shaoyan looked up and saw Meng Xiaochun who had come back from the shower, his face darkened immediately, he threw the phone away, wrapped the quilt tightly, turned his back to express his anger!

Meng Xiaochun walked to the bedside and looked at Lu Shaoyan. After a while, he said coldly, "It will be disgusting when the spots are dry."

Lu Shaoyan exploded in a second, turned over, grabbed the pillow and threw it at him fiercely, then stepped forward and punched himself!

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and he didn't dodge, letting Lu Shaoyan hit him.

Anyway, that's all.

Unless he was sick, Lu Shaoyan wished he could only drink soup and water to live, and was very thin.

But it's not completely meatless...

Seeing Meng Xiaochun standing still, with a face that didn't take his attack seriously, Lu Shaoyan was ashamed, angry and anxious, fell on the bed, and was about to point to the door to tell him to roll, when suddenly he was startled , came back to his senses, looked up at Meng Xiaochun and sneered: "You're dirty."

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Shaoyan adjusted his mentality in just a few seconds, the more he thought about it, the more it happened...

"I'm going to tell Qi Anyuan that you fucked my leg!" Lu Shaoyan put on his most vicious face and threatened him fiercely!

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a moment, then asked, "What do you want?"

Ahhhhhhhh this is the reaction!Just want this reaction!

Lu Shaoyan saw that he was subdued, he must have really caught his weakness!He was overjoyed immediately, but he didn't dare to take it lightly. He hurriedly crawled to the other side of the bed to pick up his mobile phone, then crawled back on the soft quilt, and coaxed Meng Xiaochun, "Hurry up, come here, sit here, or I will tell Qi Anyuan !"

Meng Xiaochun sat on the edge of the bed.

He is really afraid of this! ! !

Calm down, calm down, I want to be calm, let him think that I am calm, otherwise he won't be afraid!

While Lu Shaoyan told himself that, he took a deep breath, adjusted his breath, and hurried over to Meng Xiaochun's side, pouted his mouth close to his face, and held up his mobile phone to take continuous pictures.

After taking a dozen or so photos, I was not satisfied, so before Meng Xiaochun could react, I opened the necklines of myself and this guy a bit more, and then posed for a more intimate after-event photo of the two of them.

After filming, Lu Shaoyan backed away quickly, folded his hands and covered the phone on his stomach, looking around vigilantly, for fear that Meng Xiaochun would come and snatch it.

"Don't try to snatch my phone! Otherwise, I'll fight you! When the time comes, the fish will die and the net will be broken, and we will die together!" Lu Shaoyan threatened him.

"..."

Meng Xiaochun was still sitting on the edge of the bed, except for turning his head to look at him, he didn't move at all.

Lu Shaoyan tried to look at him calmly.

After a while, Meng Xiaochun asked again: "What do you want?"

"I think……"

I can't think of anything... what can I think?Want Qi Anyuan to die... Ah, Qi Anyuan!

The eternal hatred for Qi Anyuan made Lu Shaoyan's brain run at high speed.

He thought and thought, and came up with a clear idea.

"Meng Xiaochun, now you have this handle in my hands, you have to do whatever I want you to do, otherwise I will tell Qi Anyuan, and I will send him the photo." Lu Shaoyan said sadly.

"It depends." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Don't worry, I won't let you do bad things, then I'm still the mastermind, I'm not so boring." Lu Shaoyan said.

"I only promise you one thing." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Are you still bargaining with me?" Lu Shaoyan waved the phone in his hand and asked him, "Believe it or not, I'll send it to Qi Anyuan immediately?"

"I only promise you one thing. If you don't want to, then you can do whatever you want." Meng Xiaochun said lightly.

"Damn! You're still pulling at this time, you... Forget it." Lu Shaoyan didn't have the same knowledge as this guy who pretended to be bone marrow, his eyeballs rolled around a few times, biting his lips to make a choice in his heart question.

He really wanted to let Meng Xiaochun and Qi Anyuan break up directly, but Meng Xiaochun only promised him one thing, and it was not worth it.

Meng Xiaochun is so cunning, if the time comes to play word games with him, say: Oh, I broke up, but we got back together again!

If he added some restrictions so that Meng Xiaochun and Qi Anyuan could never be together...

Meng Xiaochun can still continue to communicate with Qi Anyuan treacherously, and then he will say: We are not together, we are just friends with benefits!

Lu Shaoyan thought and thought, and the eight people in his heart held a meeting.

In the end, he slapped the quilt hard and made a decision: "I've made up my mind!"

Meng Xiaochun looked at him calmly.

Lu Shaoyan raised his chin and sneered at him: "I want you to be my lover!"

In this way, Qi Anyuan and Meng Xiaochun will not be able to turn the world upside down?Can Qi Anyuan cry bitterly?Shouldn't it be heartbreaking? !Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!

Meng Xiaochun watched Lu Shaoyan rolling around on the bed because of excitement and excitement, and waited for him to stop before opening his mouth, and asked, "Do you need to go to bed?"

"What are you thinking? Of course—"

When the words came to his lips, Lu Shaoyan stopped abruptly, and turned his head away to call the eight people from Heart Country to a meeting again.

Meng Xiaochun waited for him quietly.

Three minutes later, after the heated eight-person meeting, Lu Shaoyan turned his head to look at Meng Xiaochun, and said in a low voice, "I want...but, but I fuck you, you can't be on top of me."

Even so, he felt that he was at a big loss!

However, as long as he thinks about Qi Anyuan crying...he can do 1 with tears in his eyes!

As the saying goes, if you can't let go of a child, you can't let go of a wolf!

Meng Xiaochun quickly answered him: "Yes."

"Ah? Really?" Lu Shaoyan asked in surprise.

Meng Xiaochun nodded.

"I'm on top of you!" Lu Shaoyan reminded him.

"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh... oh, yes... that's good..."

The other party agreed so readily that Lu Shaoyan was somewhat at a loss.

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Bi Antai: How could this be so, Xiaoyan, you... Meng Xiaochun, you... (foaming at the mouth)