Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Lu Shaoyan went to take a bath in a daze.

He washed himself from head to toe, and the more he washed, the more melancholy and sad he became. He didn't bother to blow his hair, and sat on the toilet seat in a daze.

I don't know how long it has passed, but the mobile phone that Lu Shaoyan left on the sink vibrated several times.

He didn't want to talk to him at first, but then he thought about who kept sending him messages at this time?Afraid it was urgent, I picked it up and looked at it.

After a look, it's all right. It's a netizen and an alumnus. Send him a screenshot of the game record.

Lu Shaoyan met this person in the alumni game group, and the other party is super good at playing games, no matter what game it is, he can take him flying.

But Lu Shaoyan had never seen this campus netizen, nor heard his voice.

The two had a good typing chat, and Lu Shaoyan offered to meet Ji, but the other party said that he was ugly and had low self-esteem, so he didn't want to meet him.

But what's the use of looking good?Beauty in heart is real beauty, unlike those good-looking but ugly guys, including but not limited to Meng Xiaochun, Qi Anyuan, Qi Anyuan's mother...and Lu Shaoyan himself.

Lu.: Are you still playing games at this time?

K: You didn't sleep either

Lu.: Oh, something is wrong

K: what's the matter [hug]

Lu.: I'll tell you, but don't tell others

K: I don't even know you, who should I tell?

Lu.: You can’t tell if you know each other!

K: Okay, don’t say it, my mouth is the strictest [serious]

Lu.: Didn’t I tell you before that I hate mistresses? I just became mistresses [tears]

K:?

Lu.: It’s a long story

K: Tell me, I'll listen

Lu.: I told you before, I want to fuck the mistress’s son, and then I want to fuck her son’s partner. I just got it

K:?

Lu.: I won’t talk about the process, it’s a mess anyway.The main reason is that the illegitimate child irritated me, and his partner was very irritating, adding a piece, when I was excited and impulsive, I did it!

Lu.: Now I just regret it, very regretful, super regretful.

Lu.: I just find someone to beat me with a sack of illegitimate child, it's better than green him

Lu.: I feel like I have no position

Lu.: I became the person I hate the most...

K: [hug]

K: I don’t know what to say right now

K: Could it be that you misunderstood, in fact, it is not the object of an illegitimate child?You told me that the object should not be that kind of person

Lu.: He dares to do it but dares to admit it [angry] That illegitimate child has admitted it!

K: [sighs]

Lu.: I am so fragile, sad, sad, confused, and at a loss

K: I am also very overwhelmed now

Lu.: Why?What’s wrong with you?

K: I see you like this, so I'm overwhelmed

K: I don't know how to comfort you, I'm not good at comforting people

Lu.: I remember, you said that you are good at pissing people off [haha]

K: [cries]

Lu.: I was thinking, should we still meet each other?

Lu.: I really want to meet you.

Lu.: There are so many things I haven’t even told my best friend, only you

K: If we met face to face, maybe you wouldn't talk so relaxedly, so it's still not.

Lu.: No, the nature is different

K: What's different?

Lu.: It’s hard to say, it’s different anyway

Lu.: Don’t feel inferior, I don’t think you’re ugly, I’m just ordinary, and I’m good-looking but I can’t eat it, a good heart is really good, some people are good-looking but have a femme heart

K: Still not

Lu.: Are you really a student of our school?

Lu.: Are you actually a teacher?So you dare not meet me?

K: don't think about it

Lu.: Are you gay?

Lu.: My best friend is gay, I am not homophobic

K: no

Lu.: Really?

K: no

Lu.: Then why did you chat with me for so long?

K: Didn't you chat with me for so long?Are you gay?

Lu.: I don't know

K: You used to say you were not

Lu.: ...I was suddenly not sure just now...

Lu.: You said, when a straight man has sex with another man, he also has a reaction. Is this a physiological reaction, or is it because he is not so straight?

K: Straight guys don't get hooked up with another guy.

Lu.: The situation is special!Special case!

K: Then I don't know either.

K: Is the object of the illegitimate child a man?You just fucked him?

Lu.: No!No, don't think about it, I suddenly remembered something, not just now!

K: Then you just dated a girl...

Lu.: ...

Lu.: No!Don't talk nonsense!I don't!

K: Then...

Lu.: Is it a ladyboy? ! !

K: [Khan]

Lu.: [voice 10 seconds]

K: The roommate is sleeping and the earphones are broken

Lu.: Nothing, I just let you hear my voice

Lu.: Is there a possibility that you are actually a man in disguise?You don't show me your photos, you don't send your voice

K: no

Lu.: Actually, I really don’t look at faces, I’m not a face control

K: So what are you in charge of?

Lu.: Control nothing

Lu.: I just hope that someone can hug me when I am unhappy and cheer me up

Nothing: ?

Lu.: ...

Lu.: Hahahahahahahahaha what are you doing! ! !

K: Did you laugh?

Lu.: Laughing

K: that's good

……

After chatting with K for a while, Lu Shaoyan felt much better.

But not long after, K said he was sleepy, said good night, and went offline.

This guy is always like this, after saying good night, he really doesn't reply.

Lu Shaoyan reluctantly sent several emoticons, got up and went back to the bedroom, just in time to see Meng Xiaochun lying flat under the quilt.

"You're not waiting for me, are you?" Lu Shaoyan asked with disgust.

Meng Xiaochun ignored him and closed his eyes to sleep.

"I said you entered the character state too quickly, right? Don't you really treat yourself as an outsider? You shouldn't dislike me very much, would you rather sleep on the sofa than share a bed with me?" Lu Shaoyan stood by the bed He glared at Meng Xiaochun depressedly.

Although he took care of Meng Xiaochun, in fact, as a straight man, he didn't really want to share the same bed with this gay.This gay is still the target of his lifelong enemy, and the lifelong enemy has some blood relationship with him.

This relationship is messed up!It's scary to think about it!

Meng Xiaochun still ignored him.

Lu Shaoyan thought and thought, and said in a low voice: "Meng Xiaochun, I think it's good for us to maintain a pure nurturing relationship, and don't make the nature of the matter worse... Otherwise, I will take care of each other. Yue only gives you money, you just pretend to be covered by me, and you don’t need that.”

Meng Xiaochun finally had some reaction and opened his eyes to look at him.

"Are you okay?" Lu Shaoyan asked with a good attitude.

Meng Xiaochun closed his eyes again.

"What's your attitude? What do you mean? Is it good or not?" Lu Shaoyan squatted beside the bed, resting his chin on the edge of the bed, and stretched out his fingers to poke Meng Xiaochun's face, "Don't pretend to be asleep, just say, say Sleep clearly!"

Meng Xiaochun was poked a few times by him, turned over and turned his back to him.

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