Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

"And then we'll—"

Lu Shaoyan stopped talking, looked at Meng Xiaochun's approaching face, and asked after a few seconds, "Are you sleepy again?"

Meng Xiaochun paused for a moment, then leaned his forehead on Lu Shaoyan's shoulder and closed his eyes.

He finally smelled Lu Shaoyan's original scent, which was light and clean.

But his head was still dizzy, and it was getting dizzy.

Lu Shaoyan blinked: "Don't tell me you really fell asleep at this time? I'll go! Why do you always lose the chain at critical moments?! I really can't get you away when you fall asleep! Meng Xiaochun! You wake up—”

He moved his ears and heard a noise coming from outside the door, and hurriedly lowered his voice, "There is someone, don't talk!"

Then shut up yourself.

In came the cleaners.

When the time came, Lu Shaoyan was scared, he didn't dare to knock someone unconscious and then rob him of his cart...

Mainly blame Meng Xiaochun!

With such a huge crowd on his shoulders, he couldn't move!

It's dead, it's really killed by Meng Xiaochun this time!

I said earlier that there are many perverts in the entertainment circle, this guy must believe in this evil!

Could it be...it looks like a person who is not stupid, but secretly poking in his heart also has a dream of being a star?

This is really unexpected!

……

The cleaner took the tools and pushed the cart out.

As the door closed again, Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief.

He was about to check on Meng Xiaochun's life and death, when Meng Xiaochun raised his head, looked at the situation outside through the ventilation hole, stretched out his hand to push open the cabinet door, and said in a low voice, "Get out."

Lu Shaoyan didn't know why, subconsciously followed his words and exited the cabinet.

Meng Xiaochun followed and motioned for Lu Shaoyan to move the cabinet with him.

While moving, Lu Shaoyan asked, "What are you doing? Calling the door?"

"There are windows in the back." Meng Xiaochun said.

There are only a few feather dusters in this cabinet, which look big but are not heavy, and the two of them easily removed them.

A look, there is indeed a square, not too big and not too small window, half of the window is open, more than enough for adults to go out.

Lu Shaoyan was surprised: "How do you know there are windows here?"

"Voice." Meng Xiaochun replied simply, went to the window, and looked out vigilantly.

Downstairs is a quiet alley full of sundries, opposite to the wall of a building.

"Move the cabinet back to its original position, but leave a space one person wide from the window." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly followed suit.

Meng Xiaochun continued: "I'll go out first, and you come out later. Don't panic, I'll hold you."

"Ah? Not good?" Lu Shaoyan was visibly panicked with the naked eye.

Meng Xiaochun didn't say much, he went out first, stepped on the air-conditioning seat extending outside the window, and extended his hand towards Lu Shao.

Lu Shaoyan reluctantly climbed up the window frame tremblingly, looked down, and cried, "I'm afraid of heights..."

"I know." Meng Xiaochun grabbed his arm firmly, "Don't look at it, you'll be fine. Come out."

Lu Shaoyan felt that Meng Xiaochun's palms were burning, so he looked carefully at his face, and was about to ask, when he heard the sound of a police car passing by not far away.

Lu Shaoyan shrank back hurriedly: "It must be Gou Yi who reported the police! We don't have to jump off the building!"

Meng Xiaochun pulled him back: "I didn't let you jump off the building in the first place."

"It's almost done! Anyway, I won't dance anymore... Oh, let go!" Lu Shaoyan said urgently.

"It's not that simple. They must have a way to deal with it. Let's go first." Meng Xiaochun said.

"but……"

Lu Shaoyan hesitated back and forth, seeing Meng Xiaochun's face getting more and more ugly, he distractedly asked, "What's the matter with you? Are you all right? Don't be poisoned?"

"Sex medicine." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Ah? What... ah!!!" Lu Shaoyan realized, his eyes widened, and his pupils shook!

Three seconds later, Lu Shaoyan looked down.

Believe it.

"Then...then you have to run, don't just die." Lu Shaoyan said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

But he suddenly remembered another thing, "But as the saying goes, if you don't want to cut yourself into pieces, you won't be able to dismount the emperor! Although the man surnamed Bi will be a local emperor if he dies...but——"

Meng Xiaochun interrupted him: "He will find a way to escape unscathed."

"It's true..." Lu Shaoyan gritted his teeth, "Forget it, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! Let him go tonight!"

……

An hour later, a hotel room.

"It's okay?!" Lu Shaoyan, who was sitting on the sofa on the phone, exclaimed, "How could it be okay?!"

Gou Yi said: "But it's okay. I came with them in a police car, and rushed up to the third floor with them, just singing and singing, drinking and drinking, nothing else... At most, there are a few beauties sitting there to sing along Selling alcohol. I can’t say it broke the law, so I just criticized a few words. I guess, they set up guards outside, and they called to clear the place when they saw something wrong from a long distance. I was afraid that something would happen to you if it was too late, so I kept urging the police to hurry over , I really can’t care about being low-key and plain clothes.”

Lu Shaoyan let out a fierce "tsk" in anger.

Gou Yi was concerned: "Where are you and the snake spirit? Are you all right?"

"It's okay, we just ran away, and I'll tell you more when I get back... I was scared to death by climbing the window on the third floor!" He said "Scared to death" on his mouth, but there was subtle pride and arrogance in his tone. show off.

"Where did you run off to? I'll pick you up." Gou Yi said.

"What about the hotel, don't come here, stay in a safe place and ask Hu Peng to pick you up." Lu Shaoyan thought for a while and asked, "Did the police ask me and Meng Xiaochun?"

"I didn't mention you two at all. I was afraid that the school would find out if there was a big trouble. Although you two are victims, who knows how to spread the word? It's okay that you are saving people. The snake spirit took the initiative to go There, he can’t tell with eight mouths. Although he is very ignorant and rejects you, the crime is not so far! Besides, if you want to mess with him in the future, if his reputation is dirty, he will not even bring you. Son?" Gou Yi was very thoughtful.

"...It makes sense." That's all Lu Shaoyan could say.

"I'll wait for Hu Peng to come and pick you up to go back to school together?" Gou Yi asked.

"No, we'll go back tomorrow, you go back first." Lu Shaoyan said.

Gou Yi sensed something was wrong: "What are you two doing? Why don't you want to see me?"

"It's just your overthinking! I don't want to see you, it's because Meng Xiaochun is not suitable to see you right now." Lu Shaoyan said.

"What's wrong with him? Is he beside you? What are you doing?" Gou Yi asked repeatedly.

"Jerking off in the toilet!" Lu Shaoyan said.

Gou Yi: "Huh?"

Speaking of this, Lu Shaoyan's tone was very gloating: "You didn't see what he was like just now, he was panting so hard all the way, and he continued to pretend to be aggressive, I laughed to death."

"Oh." Gou Yi switched the phone to listen to it, "Then Mr. Lu, are you planning to take the opportunity to kill him tonight?"

"Fuck you. Am I the kind of person who takes advantage of others?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"That's right, you're not that smart..." Gou Yi muttered.

"What do you mean?!"

"What I mean is that you quickly seize the opportunity to fuck him! God sent you a pie!" Gou Yi said excitedly.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, crazy. Hurry up and pick you up from Hu Peng, pay attention to safety, and report to me when you go back to school. Hang up!"

After Lu Shaoyan finished speaking, he hung up quickly, so as not to listen to Gou Yi's nonsense.

After hanging up, Lu Shaoyan glanced at the closed bathroom door, laughed again, and made a grimace.

Now that he was completely relaxed, Lu Shaoyan had nothing to do, so he clicked on Weibo.

Just in time for his trumpet to follow, Qi Anyuan's trumpet has just been updated.

QloveM: I want to be with you every day, I want to be with you every second, I want to be a good little pig in your arms every moment [心] [心]

[Picture: handwritten "I miss you, I miss you... (xN)".jpg]

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

The whole person is an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.jpg

In this situation, he really can't do it without sending a comment to Qi Anyuan: You look disgusting when you're hot [vomit]

Half a minute later, Lu Shaoyan received a private message from Qi Anyuan's trumpet: Lu Shaoyan!you again!are you crazy!Spying on others all day long!

Lu Shaoyan typed quickly: You are the only one who is sick!Both you and your mother and father are sick!

Qi Anyuan: Can you do something else?Why don't you go to the doctor, you are really paranoid!

Lu Shaoyan: Am I paranoid?Then what is your illegitimate child who is half a year younger than me?What's wrong with your mother who knew the man was married and worked as his mistress for more than ten years?Is it a terminal illness that will die without destroying other people's families?

Lu Shaoyan: I'm not sure about anything else, your dad must have STDs!

Qi Anyuan: I'm too lazy to entangle with you, crazy.Pull black!

Lu Shaoyan sent it again, but he couldn't send it anymore and was blocked.

Damn, another trumpet is useless!

While scolding Qi Anyuan in his heart, he continued to browse Weibo.

Not long after, I saw a clip of the parent-child variety show Zhou Tian participated in recently.

Lu Shaoyan hesitated, clicked to finish reading.

Zhou Tian debuted for many years, his image has always been upright, his reputation and popularity have always been good.When he married Lu Shaoyan's mother, some paparazzi satirized him for eating soft food, and netizens scolded the paparazzi for having pink eyes.

Lu Shaoyan didn't hate this stepfather, he just didn't want to get along with him.

Especially after the birth of his half-sister, Lu Shaoyan felt that he was superfluous every time.

He couldn't integrate into the family of three, the invisible barrier was like a moat, which made him extremely embarrassed.

And all this is due to shameless Qi Anyuan and his shameless parents!

The more Lu Shaoyan thought about it, the more grief and indignation became. He smashed his mobile phone on the sofa, walked over and opened the bathroom door that couldn't be locked for some reason, and met Meng Xiaochun who was sitting on the toilet seat.

"Get out." Meng Xiaochun still had a dead face.

Seeing Meng Xiaochun's attitude, Lu Shaoyan felt new and old hatred welling up in his heart, and yelled at him, "Fucking, messing, messing around all day! If you can't figure it out, stop it! Get up! I want to go to the bathroom!"

Meng Xiaochun took a deep breath secretly, got up, straightened his clothes and pants, and went outside.

When they passed each other, Meng Xiaochun heard Lu Shaoyan sniffling, stopped and turned to look at him.

Lu Shaoyan wiped his tears hard with the back of his hand, and turned to stare at him: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen anyone cry?!"

Meng Xiaochun looked away and went out.

Lu Shaoyan got more and more angry at the same place, chased him out and scolded: "You are still dragging me? What do you have to do? You ungrateful bastard! I should ignore you tonight and let you die!"

Meng Xiaochun ignored him, went into the bedroom and closed the door.

Lu Shaoyan quickly blocked the door: "This is my room!"

The current situation is really special, Meng Xiaochun frowned uncommonly, and asked impatiently: "What do you want?"

"I think... I..."

Lu Shaoyan didn't know what he wanted, but the atmosphere was already here, he had to do what he didn't want to do, otherwise wouldn't it be pure and unreasonable trouble?

It not only looks boring, but also looks incompetent and cowardly!

He looked at Meng Xiaochun's impatient look towards him, and memories of eight hundred pieces of good intentions feeding the dog flooded his mind, he was sad and angry at the same time, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and said, "I think so! ", and kissed Meng Xiaochun's mouth fiercely on tiptoe.

At this moment, there was only one thought in his mind——

Make me feel bad?That!At once!All!Don't!Pass!up!

"..."

Meng Xiaochun was startled, his eyes widened slightly, and his body was stiff.

The author has something to say:

A gift from nature to Meng Xiaochun x

*The main character climbed out of the window from the third floor unscathed because they are the protagonists of the novel. In reality, this is a very dangerous behavior. Please do not imitate it.