Weekly thoughts

The point is that this picture sparked heated discussions on various social phenomena on school forums.

A certain post: "Is it 'mother' for a boy to hold a sun umbrella?" "This post gives a detailed comment on the sweltering and hot weather in H City and the current inequality between men and women. Girls can draw eyeliner, wear false eyelashes, wear lipstick, show their chests and backs, and wear high-heeled shoes (called high-heeled shoes) , okay?), playing sun umbrellas... why can't boys!Strongly call for equality between men and women: special seats for men with impotence and premature ejaculation are specially set up on buses; the criminal law adds the crime of blowing assholes to protect men’s autonomy in anus and anus use; the lights in men’s toilets are guaranteed all year round, who said boys don’t need to light up when they urinate! ...Men also hold up half the sky, starting with holding a sun umbrella, the man who holds the sun umbrella is the pure man!

Zhou Zhou: "This is a promising baby!"

Zhang Hao: "It's a bunch of nonsense, but the toilet light has some practical value."

Zhang Yang: "The toilet light is the most useless, what kind of light do boys use to go to the toilet, they can completely rely on their own touch."

Zhou Zhou disliked: "You are disgusting!"

Zhang Hao: "I agree!"

Zhang Yang was angry: "Damn! Why am I being despised again?"

A certain B posted: "I'm a boy, my pink j□j knot" is the next Olympic Games!I am a man, why does I like pink?What's wrong?What's wrong?Your mother, there are only a few colors in the Great Thousand World, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. How can I be discriminated against because I only like pink?Why can those old women like red, green, black and white flowers, but I can't!Why do boys have to be white, elegant, and black to be evil, and I’m pink?Damn it, pink mosquito net sheets, pink T-shirts, shoes and socks, pink mobile phones and computers, I only love pink little peaches!Why can I only be a best friend and become cannon fodder, XXX Lao Tzu, a warm and gentle man full of boyish feelings, loves you! !

Zhou Zhou: "It doesn't hurt to be dizzy with a piece of pink." Gaba Gaba cracked melon seeds.

Su Nian glanced at someone's pink umbrella and remained silent.Kaba Kaba's breaking melon seeds.

Zhang Hao: "There must be a slim girl living in this girl's heart!"

"Haozi go to the side," Zhang Yang angrily took the broom, why did they read the post together and eat melon seeds, but he was responsible for sweeping the melon seeds? "Damn! I just cleaned Zhou Zhou and you threw it around again!"

Zhou Zhou: Gaba Gaba.

Zhang Yang:! ! !Second Olympic!

A certain rotten post: "Blind the old lady's eyes!The real version of base love! "Aww!Go directly to the picture!Handsome and beautiful!

Floor 2: The combination of strong attacking and weak receiving is my favorite! ! !

3rd Floor: Domineering Attack Tsundere Shou!

4th Floor: Khan one!It's obviously a gentle attack. Wife accepts!The most is the gentleness of bowing one's head and the virtuousness of holding an umbrella.

5th floor: This senior rotten tell you that Mr. Chairman is absolutely black-bellied!A certain little shou is absolutely innocent.

Floor 6: (pick nose) I am the only one who is absolutely sure that Su Dashen is a ghost?Watch me. . .be afraid. . .

7th floor: Is there an SM admonition plot?Omega!My wife has a nosebleed. . .

...

Su Nian nodded in satisfaction, these girls are so good!The offense is clear!This year's Girls' Day, let's give out more gifts with high welfare.

Zhou Zhou gritted his teeth bitterly, because of the wool, I can only accept it!

Zhang Hao: "What is Gongshou?" Confused.

weekly:. . .Turn off this post with a blushing face.

A gay posted: "There is true love everywhere in the world, and basic love is everywhere on campus. "

Floor 1: Chairman, come out! The gays of University H follow your lead! ! !

2楼：跪拜大神！23、182、67、1。愿为大人承欢身下，只做您一人的小零。

3楼：学长金安！20、168、50、0。淫家纯零哦，包大人满意哦~，不满意报销往返路费哦~。

4楼：小生有礼，22、176、58、0.5。求大人神棍！

Floor 5: Handsome guy, although I am a straight man, the villain is willing to offer you a shy little chrysanthemum for you to pick (please ravage me hard!).

...

Zhang Hao was confused: "What are you talking about?"

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched, "I can't see through the world's laughter, I laugh at the world's so fucking crazy!!!"

Su Nian: . . .

Zhou Zhou cast a black line at Su Nian, you are so calm!If one day he comes out publicly, this guy will be pushed down by a group of underdogs, right?Why don't you let him wear a mask when you go out and watch Su Nian's handsome face Zhou Zhou, or go to the chemistry building to steal a bottle of sulfuric acid and disfigure this guy!With tears streaming down his face, Zhou Zhou warned his comrades: When looking for a boyfriend, don't look for a handsome guy, especially a handsome guy who is the chairman!It's hard work defending men and women all day long, isn't it!

The most standard and normal discussion about this photo incident is the report on the official website of H University, "H University has Love, Mutual Help and Harmony".In fact, the main thing is that this picture fully reflects the beautiful phenomenon of H University students helping each other and getting along with each other. As for the various topics discussed in many forums, it also shows the profound literary background of H university students. As well as keen attention and active participation in social phenomena.

The principal of H University expressed satisfaction with the content of the article, and approved the photo to be displayed on the campus style publicity board on the school's official website, in order to reflect the friendship among students and the harmony of the campus.As a result, every time a student wanted to apply for the exam, most of them watched the picture on the school's official website.

Everyone: There is no discrimination against heterosexuals here!

Since then, H University has not only been on the list but also ranked among the top three in the rankings of the number of gays in various universities.

H University: An old-fashioned and professional university.Sao Nian, make a boyfriend.Guaranteed delivery package bend, fake a compensation ten.

A little shou who came here especially for the name: It’s good to pay two for one fake, ten or ten (squirming shyly~) the little ass can’t stand it, and the body can’t bear it.

H big:. . .Classmates, that is an advertisement!A little common sense, okay?Advertisements you really believe ah!

A little frightened: Are you making false propaganda?

H big (obscene): Hey, young man.There are no more birds, but there are eagles.

A small subject hands over: teach.

H is big, pretending to be deep and mysterious: the Buddha said that it cannot be said, it cannot be said.

A small subject worshiped: Dare to bring up Buddha on such a trivial and low-level topic, not afraid of being punished by heaven, it is really powerful.

In other words, the power of the masses is something that only you can't think of, but we can't do it!After many propagandas, H University finally got a holy name - base school.

"Do you know H major?"

"do not know."

"Do you know the base school?"

"Big H! Got it!"

. . .What's wrong?Where did this irreversible formula go wrong?

Comrade H's principal burst into tears: This is a misunderstanding!

The photo was hotly discussed in the campus, paparazzi everywhere, oh no, it was the campus reporter who was able to bear the entrustment of everyone and the expectation of Alexander, risking his life to interview the two protagonists of the photo.

Reporter: "As a freshman, handsome boy Zhou Zhou, what's your opinion on this matter?"

Zhou Zhou: "The aunt in the supermarket didn't lie to me. This sun umbrella is really easy to use, and the sun protection effect is very good."

The corner of the reporter's mouth twitched: "Hehe, let's talk about something else?"

Zhou Zhou thought about it seriously: "Students who want to buy this umbrella can get a group purchase discount. Diligence is very important."

reporter:. . .

The strong little reporter who has withstood the test of perseverance adjusted his mood and continued to interview Mr. Chairman.

Su Nian: "It's the fault of me, the chairman of the student union, that the students of University H don't have a lot of extracurricular activities. I will arrange the 'Three Going to the Countryside' activities as soon as possible to make everyone more interested in more pictures. You have a deeper understanding of various social phenomena.”

Su Nian smiled, and the little reporter felt chills down his spine.

After this report was exposed, no one paid attention to the popular forums of H University, and of course they all turned to private chats. The campus radio station was also very cooperative, and an adapted song "Study is very busy" was endlessly looped every time the song was ordered. , there is only one purpose, to tell their great chairman: they are really busy.

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